OFFICE OF DR. GEORGE NICHOPOULOS
Address: 6027 Walnut Grove Rd., Memphis, Tennessee
Claim to Fame: “Dr. Nick” prescribed the King more than 5,300 pills in the last seven months of his life. In 1980 Nichopoulos went on trial for overprescribing drugs to himself, Elvis, Jerry Lee Lewis, and eight other people. He was acquitted.
BAPTIST MEMORIAL HOSPITAL
Address: 899 Madison Ave., Memphis, Tennessee
Claim to Fame: The place where Elvis went in 1973, 1975, and 1977 to wean himself from the pills that were prescribed by Dr. Nick.
HARDING’S GROCERY
Address: 120 West Prairie, Vicksburg, Michigan (now Felpausch’s)
Claim to Fame: The place where housewife Louise Welling, 51, claims she saw Elvis—alive!—in September 1988, 11 years after his death. “He was dressed in a white jumpsuit,” she says. “He’d lost weight, and he didn’t have sideburns. He bought a fuse.”
J.C. PENNEY
Address: Crossroads Mall in Kalamazoo, Michigan
Claim to Fame: Where Welling says she saw Elvis a second time, in November 1988. She doesn’t know what he was buying at Penney’s, or even if he shopped there. He may have just been passing through on his way to another store in the mall.
COLUMBIA PLAZA HOTEL
Address: 305 East Michigan Ave., Kalamazoo, Michigan
Claim to Fame: Elvis’s Kalamazoo hideway, according to Mrs. Welling. After so many sightings in one town, she figured he must be living there, so she traced him to the hotel. He was registered under one of his favorite pseudonyms: John Burrows.
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CAT TALES
Legends of cats with mysterious powers have been told for thousands of years. Nearly every culture has at least one. Here is some feline folklore that’s been passed down over the centuries.
GRIMALKIN. Its name comes from its color, gray, plus malkin, an archaic word for cat. Scottish legend tells of this wraith, a human by day, a fierce wild panther roaming the Highlands by night. The huge gray cat has magical powers: it can also appear in the form of a hare and can disappear at will. During the Middle Ages, the name grimalkin—and cats in general—became associated with the devil and witchcraft. Women tried as witches during the 16th, 17th, and 18th centuries were often accused of having a “familiar,” a devilish companion animal. What kind of animal? Usually a grimalkin.
JAGUAR SUN. The Mayans of Central America worshiped the Jaguar Sun that rose each day in the east and journeyed west. After the sun set, the cat god would have to fight lords of the underworld all night. But he would win the battle and rise again in the morning. Warriors wore jaguar skins to help them in battle; shamans were said to be able to shape-shift into the big cats.
MATAGOT. According to European folklore, matagots are magical cats. The French say that a matagot can be lured home with a plump chicken. Once in the house, treat it well and it will bring good luck. For example, give it the first bite of every meal, and it will reward you with a gold coin each morning. In England, people whispered that Dick Whittington, a humble boy who grew up to become mayor of London in the 15th century, owed his good luck to his matagot.
EL BROOSHA. The ancient myths of the Sephardic Jews (ancient Hebrews who left Israel and went to what is now Spain and Portugal) tell of Lilith, Adam’s first wife, created before Eve. According to the legend, when Lilith refused to submit to Adam, she was banished from paradise. Lilith still haunts Earth as a demon in the shape of a huge black vampire-cat named El Broosha (or sometimes El Brooja—bruja means “witch” in Spanish), who sucks the blood of newborn babies.
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BAST. The ancient Egyptians began worshiping this cat-headed goddess more than 5,000 years ago. Her name means “devouring lady” and she was worshiped in temples throughout Egypt—especially on October 31, Bast’s Feast Day. Bast was said to be the daughter of the sun god Ra, and was associated with the moon, music, dancing, motherhood—and violent vengeance. In the Egyptian Book of the Dead she was said to have destroyed the bodies of the deceased with her “royal flame” if they failed entry tests for the underworld. Out of respect for Bast, it became an honor to stage expensive funerals for cats, during which gold and gem-studded cat figurines were buried along with the mummified body of the deceased kitty.
LI SHOU. Li Shou was a cat goddess worshiped by the ancient Chinese, who believed that at one time cats had the ability to speak, but gave the gift to humans so that they could lay around all day. Li Shou was a fertility goddess who brought rain and protected crops. At harvest time, peasants would hold an orgiastic festival in her honor, offering sacrifices to the cats that had protected the grain from rats and mice.
CAT FACTS
• Some famous Italian paintings of the Last Supper show a cat at the feet of Judas. The fickle cat symbolizes Judas’ role as traitor.
• Charles I ruled England from 1625 to 1649. According to legend, he had a lucky black cat. As civil war ripped the country, Charles became so convinced that his cat kept him safe, he assigned guards to watch it. Strangely enough, only one day after the black cat died, Charles was arrested and eventually sentenced to death by beheading.
• In 1760 a “racy” book called The Life and Adventures of a Cat was published in England. The main character was a ram cat (as males were known back then), named Tom the Cat. The book was so popular that ever since then, males have been known as tomcats.
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EYE OF THE HURRICANE
Hurricanes are the largest, most powerful, most unpredictable, and deadliest phenomena on Earth. (Kind of like Uncle John about an hour after dinner on “bean night”—but that’s another story.)
WHAT’S IN A NAME?
Hurricanes, typhoons, and cyclones are the same thing—it just depends on what part of the world you’re from. The word hurricane comes from “Hurikan,” the Mayan name for the god of evil. The Mayans believed the Hurikan was a huge winged serpent whose breath could flatten trees and dry up oceans. In the Northwest Pacific, meteorologists use the Chinese word typhoon (from taaifung, which means “big wind”) for the same kind of weather system. Meteorologists also use the term cyclone (from the Greek word for “coil”), especially for smaller hurricanes and typhoons. Cyclone describes the way a hurricane’s wind coils around a low pressure system. (See page 341 to find out how hurricanes are named.)
HOW THEY’RE BORN
The mother of all hurricanes is the sun. Hurricanes are born when a unique set of circumstances come together in exactly the right order. For a hurricane to form, several conditions must be met:
• First the sun must heat up a large area of tropical ocean where the water temperature is a minimum of 80°F (the 80-degree layer has to be 150 feet deep or the storm will die). Billions of tons of water start to evaporate and rise into the atmosphere.
• The winds coming from different directions have to converge on the rising air, forcing it further upwards.
• As the warm air rises, it meets cooler air above. The moisture in the air mass condenses and turns into heavy rain. The heat energy created during condensation is pumped back into the air mass, making it rise even faster.
• The next step, according to Jack Williams in The USA Today Weather Book, is a violent mid-air collision.
The air in such high pressure areas is flowing outward. That helps disperse the air that’s rising in the storm, which creates a semi-vacuum and encourages even more air to rise from the ground. A hurricane’s winds are formed by air near the ocean rushing inward to replace air that’s rising in the storm.
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• Result: a huge doughnut-shaped weather system that continues to grow as long as the sun and ocean feed in
energy and moisture.
• Finally, the rotation of the earth causes this enormous cloud to spin from a force known as the Coriolis Effect.
Weather in Motion
The Coriolis Effect is named after Gustave Gaspard Coriolis, a 19th-century French scientist who is credited with explaining why Napoleon’s cannon balls always deflected slightly to the right of the targets at which they were fired. The reason, Coriolis determined, is that the rotation of the earth affects objects in motion. The Coriolis Effect gives northbound air masses a counterclockwise spin—and southbound air masses a clockwise spin.
HOW HURRICANES KILL
Over the past 30 years the damage and loss of life from hurricanes has diminished as meteorologists have become better at tracking storms. The hurricane death toll has also decreased, but there are still hundreds of victims every year, sometimes even thousands. Here are the three major ways people die during hurricanes:
Storm surge. As a hurricane approaches land, the storm’s rushing winds push a wall of water ahead of it like a tank moving forward through a muddy ditch. Some hurricanes are capable of producing a storm surge 15 feet high. This can be extremely hazardous because some of the most densely-populated—and hurricane-prone—parts of the Atlantic and Gulf coastlines are less than 10 feet above sea level.
Coupled with normal tides, a hurricane can create a “storm surge” super-tide which can rise as high as a three-story building. Shoreline communities can be engulfed in a matter of minutes while huge wind-driven waves pound buildings to kindling, and boats, houses, and people are dragged miles out to sea as the surge retreats. In 1900 more than 6,000 people died in Galveston, Texas, when a 15-foot storm surge overwhelmed the entire city. In 1995 a 24-foot storm surge caused $3 billion worth of damage to beachfront property near Pensacola, Florida, although thanks to early warning from meteorologists, no lives were lost.
Moving Air. Hurricane winds can reach sustained speeds in excess of 150 mph for hours at a time. That’s enough to level most buildings, overturn a bus, and turn virtually any seemingly harmless object into a deadly projectile. But if that isn’t bad enough, tornadoes will often form on the fringes of hurricanes, raising hurricane-related wind speeds to more than 300 mph.
Floods. As hurricanes come ashore, they almost always encounter cold weather systems on higher ground. Warm humid air colliding with huge masses of cold air causes torrential rainfall. In a matter of hours, millions of tons of water can be deposited over an inland community creating flash floods in places where residents never expect high water. To make matters worse, people often underestimate the power of moving water. They are tempted to wade through a knee deep stream or drive over a flooded bridge, unaware that 18 inches of water moving at 20 mph can sweep away an 18-wheeler. Over the past 30 years, nearly 60% of all hurricane fatalities were caused by inland flooding.
THE NUMBERS
• In an average year, hurricanes cause nearly five billion dollars of damage to the United States.
• The highest storm surge ever recorded was a 42-foot surge in Bathurst Bay, Australia, in 1899.
• The largest amount of rain in less than 12 hours was 45 inches dumped on La Reunion Island by tropical Cyclone Denise in 1966. La Reunion Island is a good place to live if you like rain—it holds five world records for cyclone-induced rain including 97.1 inches over a 48-hour period (unnamed cyclone, 1958) and 223.5 inches over a 10-day period (Cyclone Hyacinthe, 1980).
• What’s the most destructive hurricane of all time? In 1992 Hurricane Andrew damaged or destroyed nearly 100,000 homes and caused $26 billion worth of property damage. But that’s not the record—in 1926 an unnamed hurricane rampaged through Florida and Alabama. If that storm’s damage were measured in today’s dollars, it’s estimated that it would have cost more than $84 billion.
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WHAT’S A JEROBOAM?
You know those huge, phony-looking wine bottles in restaurant windows and liquor stores? We did a little research and found out that they’re not phony—they’re really filled with wine.
TAKING THE FIFTH
One of the most recognizable shapes in the world is the glass wine bottle, which came into common use 300 years ago. Back then the bottle (called a fifth) was considered the ideal size because it held what was thought to be a reasonable amount for the average man to consume with dinner—a fifth of a gallon.
But the fifth wasn’t the only size. Many vintners, particularly in the Champagne region of France, have always made larger bottles for special occasions. The first step up, the magnum, was a logical extension of the standard bottle—it held double the amount of wine. For reasons lost to history, as larger and larger sizes appeared, vintners began giving the new wine behemoths biblical names.
Originally the bottle sizes were measured in ounces, but in the 1970s, the wine industry adopted the metric system and everything changed. A fifth, for example, was rounded off to 750 milliliters, the size you’ll find on most dining tables around the world today. Here’s a handy reference chart for the budding oenophile who doesn’t want to confuse a jeroboam with a nebuchadnezzar.
Name
Quantity
Magnum 1.5 liters (2 bottles)
Jeroboam 3 liters (4 bottles)
Rehoboam 4.5 liters (6 bottles)
Methuselah 6 liters (8 bottles)
Salmanazar 9 liters (12 bottles)
Balthazar 12 liters (16 bottles)
Nebuchadnezzar 15 liters (20 bottles)
Melchior 18 liters (24 bottles)
PUT A CORK IN IT
To muddy the waters thoroughly, here are some exceptions:
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• A methuselah is called an imperial in Bordeaux, France.
• Bordeaux vintners also call a jeroboam a double magnum.
• The melchior is sometimes called a solomon.
• The fillette is a half bottle (375 milliliters) used in the Loire Valley.
SO WHO WERE THESE GUYS?
• Jeroboam: The first king of Israel, 976 to 945 B.C.
• Rehoboam: The son of Solomon, and king of Judah from 975 to 958 B.C.
• Methuselah: A Hebrew patriarch, said to have lived to be 969 years old.
• Salmanazar: Five kings of Assyria shared this name. The most important was Salmanazar III, who ruled from 859 to 824 B.C.
• Balthazar: Two choices—one was the regent of Babylon, killed by Cyrus around 539 B.C. The other was one of the three wise men who followed the star to Bethlehem, for Jesus’ birth.
• Nebuchadnezzar: The most powerful of the Babylonian kings, ruler from 605 to 562 B.C. He razed the temple in Jerusalem and carried the Jewish people off into captivity.
• Melchior: Another one of the wise men in the Bible.
ODD LOTS
• The Marie-jeanne is a 3-bottle-size used occasionally by Bordeaux vintners.
• The largest bottle in common use is the primat, a 27-liter (36-bottle) monster that weighs 143 pounds (65 kg) when full.
• The largest bottle ever blown came from Staffordshire, England, in 1958. It held 26 gallons of sherry (about 6-1/2 nebuchadnezzars) and when filled weighed 220 pounds. It was called an adelaide.
• Champagne maker Pol Roger produced an imperial pint bottle (600 milliliters) just for Winston Churchill, which he drank every day at exactly 11 a.m.
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“God made only water, but man made wine.”
—Victor Hugo
Wine is mentioned in every book of the Bible, except Jonah.
I’VE BEEN CORNOBBLED!
You won’t find these archaic words in most dictionaries, but take our word for it—they’re real. And just for fun, try to use them in a sentence. (We did—check out page 457.)
Hobberdehoy, A youth entering manhood
Faffle, To stutter or mumble
Dasypygal, Having hairy buttocks
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bsp; Cornobbled, Hit with a fish
Collieshangie, A noisy or confused fight
Wem, A stain, flaw, or scar
Calcographer, One who draws with chalk
Bodewash, Cow dung
Twiddlepoop, An effeminate-looking man
Liripoop, A silly creature
Leptorrhinian, Having a long narrow nose
Bridelope, When the new bride is “both symbolically and physically swept off on horseback” to the husband’s home
Mundungus, Garbage; stinky tobacco
Chirogymnast, A finger-exercise machine for pianists
Toxophily, love of archery
Pismire, An ant
Valgus, Bowlegged or knock-kneed
Xystus, An indoor porch for exercising in winter
Jumentous, Having a strong animal smell
Saprostomous, Having bad breath
Balbriggan, A fine cotton used mainly for underwear
Atmatertera, A great-grandfather’s grandmother’s sister
Anisognathous, Having the upper and lower teeth unlike
Whipjack, A beggar pretending to have been shipwrecked
Spodogenous, Pertaining to or due to the presence of waste matter
Crapandina, A mineral such as toadstone or bufonite said to have healing properties
Galligaskin, Baggy trousers
What’s for dinner, honey? A hive of honeybees eats up to 30 pounds of honey over the winter.
BATHROOM NEWS
Here are a few fascinating bits of bathroom trivia that we’ve flushed out from around the world.
OPEN AND SHUT CASE
In March 1997, a Russian Antonov-24 charter plane broke apart in midair and crashed just 30 minutes after takeoff. Investigators looking into the crash concluded that moisture leaking from a toilet had damaged the structural integrity of the plane. Then, apparently somebody on the fatal flight slammed the restroom door a little too hard, “causing a chain reaction of disintegration in the structure beneath the toilet, which was rotten due to the prolonged water leakage.”
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