Royally Screwed: British Monarchy Revealed

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by Flax, Jacalynne; Finger, Debbie; Odell, Alexandra


  Born Jacalynne Mendoza in London, England, she left London University with a degree in English and Drama, got very involved with charity, particularly the Young Variety Club, where she helped raise a great deal of money for underprivileged and handicapped children and met her future husband, Peter Flax. In 1995, she moved to the U.S. with her family and two boxer dogs.

  Together with Peter, she began her own supper theatre company where she played ‘Shirley Valentine’ the mum from Liverpool, for six years in theatres and clubs in Southern California, including two years in a casino. The show won three theatrical awards for Best Actress, Best Play and Best Director. After six years, she also added ‘Last of the Red Hot Lovers’ to her repertoire and played all of the three women characters.

  She began her own one woman stand-up comedy show ‘8 Crazy Women Living in my Head', in 2004. And the show became the nexus of the 'vlogs' (video logs) and eventually, this book.

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  Visit Jacalynne at:

  http://www.youtube.com/jactress --

  Dedicated to the memory of Princess Diana

  http://www.youtube.com/Crazeechix --

  Comedy with Jacalynne Flax and Diana Fox

  http://www.ucanexercisewithms.com

  http://www.youtube.com/Multiplesclerosis101

  Jacalynne is available for events of all kinds as an After Dinner speaker on a multitude of topics. To book her for your next event please email her at [email protected]. She’d love to hear from you.

  Author Jacalynne Flax presents the Duchess of Cornbull with a “boo”quet of carrots whilst Prince Charles (in giggles) looks on.

  This is the scariest thing I have ever read!” Alfred Hitchcock

  “Verily, ‘tis a poor piece of work,” W. Shakespeare

  “Surprisingly, we WERE amused!” HM Queen Victoria

  “Not a good read for Royal sycophants – (allegedly)” Joan Rivers

  ISBN 978-1461002208

  5/1/11

  Table of Contents

  Royally Screwed: British Monarchy Revealed

  Acknowledgements

  Alternative titles:

  Dedication

  Prologue

  Introduction

  HIStory: Monarchy vs. We the People

  “The Truth will set you free”

  Spin Cycle

  Fairies In The Castle

  Millie – HERStory

  When is a Tampon - Not a Tampon?

  Moses Eats His Tablets

  The Duchess with the D. T.’s - (Allegedly)

  Great Royal (and Common) Minds Think Alike

  A Biblical Impression of Events Leading up to 9th April, 2005 (Day of Depression and Doom - when Millie officially became ‘The 2nd Bride of Chucky’)

  All Millie’s Achievements

  Things for which she is famous

  Things she has done for her country

  England’s Future

  Royals with Relevance, Riots and Rogues

  Morality/Shmorality – Can we talk Legality??

  A Case for Continuing...

  Epilogue

  Family Tree of British Tyranny

  About the Author - Jacalynne Flax

 

 

 


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