by Randy Ribay
An Infinite Number of Parallel Universes
Randy Ribay
Copyright © 2015 by Randy Ribay.
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To Kathryn.
And to those who’ve found friendship on the fringes, to those still searching.
Acknowledgments
Infinite thanks to: My students, for making me want to write something they might want to read; My teachers, for helping me learn to do things good; Kendall Miller and the poets at The Sieve and the Sand, for helping me to stop worrying about quality and just write; Joanna Klink, for teaching me how to make a curtain move; Explosions in the Sky, Devotchka, Sigur Rós, Youth Lagoon, Brandi Carlile, Kishi Bashi, and That Dream Was Our Life, for making music that fills my head with imagery; Coffee, for giving me superpowers; Cole, Val, Jason, Eric, Vlad, and Casey, for helping me “research” by starting a D&D campaign (goblin armor!); James, for letting me steal his car fire; Those who read early drafts of this story, for providing valuable feedback and encouragement; Aaron Kim, for being my CP (until his baby became more important than me); The South Jersey Writers Group, for being my local writer friends; Mindy McGinnis, for giving me sage advice when everything became real; The Fearless Fifteeners, for their commiseration and companionship; My therapist, Lori Lorraine, for helping me sort through all the feels; My Boys’ Latin family, for being awesome; Jacquelyn Mitchard, Deb Stetson, Meredith O’Hayre, and the rest of the team at Merit Press, for believing in this story and helping to refine it; The crew at Dee Mura Literary, for helping me navigate the publishing world; My agent Kaylee Davis, for her amazing editorial eye and for fielding my innumerable distraught texts and emails (fear not, there will be more!); My dog-children, for being soft and loving without fail; My family, for making sure I survived into adulthood and for putting books in our house; My wife Kathryn, for unending support and honest feedback that sometimes makes me so sad but always makes my writing better (better writing > sadness).
Contents
Title Page
Copyright Page
Dedication
Acknowledgments
Prologue
Archie The Irrationality of Pi
The World Quantifiable
Witchcraft
The Table Is Simply a Table
Relaxed Fit
The Ephemeral Existence of Squirrels
The Complete Destruction of Humanity
Mari Cold Beyond Comprehension
Her Hidden Multiverse
These Words Are a Lighthouse
All She Can Do
The Universe Isn’t Here to Reassure Us
This Will Not Turn Out Well for the Cat
If I Could, I Would Hug You Back
Dante Endless Rows of Lonely Men
Quiet That Forms in Their Wake
To Strengthen Us
You Made Me Strong, But I Am Weak
Water and Air
Exploding and Reforming
Crazy Orgies
Sam Passing Planets
A Nice Pilipina
About the Room
An Infinite Number of Parallel Universes
Not to Be Deterred
The Adoring Gaze of Rekindled Romance
Indentations
The Party, Gathered Colossally Stupid
Through the Night
Onward to Discover
What You Think Matters
One Hill at a Time
Surprised by the Spinning World
Yes and No
The Edge of the World
An Arrow Unloosed
Over Adventure
The Slow-Moving World
Pretty Cool People
What No Longer Matters
Three Thousand Miles
In the Rearview Mirror
Can’t Take a Joke
Inventing Constellations
Broken and Healed, Awake
Nobody can hear the music over the rustling of the plastic that covers the broken window. It flaps and billows as the air rushes past at seventy miles an hour, testing the strength of the duct tape.
Sam lowers his book and reaches between the front seats to turn up the volume, but Mari smacks his hand away without taking her eyes off the road.
Sam leans back. “That’s the third time you’ve hit me today.”
“That’s the third time you’ve deserved it,” Mari says. “I’m driving. I control the music.”
“It’s true. It’s like a law, or something,” Archie says. He removes his glasses and cleans them with his shirt. But that does not fix the cracked lens.
“Oh, so now you want to take my side,” she says.
“What, you want me to say he’s right, then?”
“This isn’t about the music, Arch, and you know it.”
“Then what is it about? Last night? Or what I said to Dante?”
From the front seat, Dante holds up a hand, his forearm wrapped in gauze that has bled through in spots. “Can we please not do this right now?” he asks. “Let’s just get there and then go home so we don’t miss too much school.”
Mari adjusts the visor to shield her eyes from the sun, which hangs low in the sky above the road. Archie turns to the window to watch the farmland roll by. Sam reaches into his pocket for his phone only to remember that it’s lost in the tall grass, hundreds of miles back.
The road runs straight for a stretch, hemmed by a low wooden fence. The road then curves to the left and swings to the right before straightening out again. They pass a hill where four cows gather within the shade of a few small trees next to a pond.
The road climbs. As it crests, Archie, Sam, Dante, and Mari catch their first glimpse of the mountains. They loom on the horizon, faint but formidable. It seems they are guarding the continent from itself.
Inside the car, nobody speaks.
The plastic rustles.
The radio plays.
But nobody hears it.
Archie
The Irrationality of Pi
Friday
Archie stands on an uneven sidewalk examining his father’s “new” place, an old three-story row house. Chipped bricks. Peeling paint. Warped wood. He removes his glasses and cleans the lenses with his shirt. It’s a bright day, the kind of day for seeing things clearly.
“It looks like shit,” Archie says. “No offense.”
His father laughs. “You have to see what it’s going to be, not what it is, Arch.”
“It’s going to be condemned.”
“You don’t know anything about this kind of stuff,” Archie says.
“I’m learning,” his father says, adjusting his trendy new glasses. “A friend of mine has volunteered to help. He flips houses for a living.”
Archie wonders who this friend might be. His father never used to have friends. He never used to restore old homes or wear trendy eyeglasses. Archie considers pointing this out. Instead he asks, “So this is really happening?”
The approach of an electric hum makes Archie turn. He spots an old woman whirring down the middle of the street in a motorized wheelchair with a pumpkin in her lap. Archie waves. The old woman nods but does not stop.
“Trust me, it’ll be gorgeous,” his father says. “This neighborhood’s right on the verge of turning around. There’s a farmers’ market. Art galleries. Great restaurants. There’s even a hip bowling alley that opened up just around the corner.”
“I would argue a bowling alley is, by definition, not hip.”
“I guess you’ll just have to see for yourself.”
Archie sighs and lifts his eyes back to the house. It is balance and order that bring Archie comfort. Not this. This bothers him as much as the irrationality of pi. Even though the move is only a thirty-minute transposition, it means starting senior year at a brand new school in about a week and a half. Apart from Sam and Sarah. From Dante.
From Mari.
In one week, they’ll be four points on the other side of the y-axis.
“You’re absolutely certain there’s no way I can just keep on living with Mom?” Archie asks. “I’ll give you all my Star Wars figures. Even the Luke Skywalker with double telescoping lightsaber.”
His father sighs. He walks down the front steps, puts a hand on Archie’s shoulder, and squeezes—in what Archie supposes is a gesture of paternal reassurance. “As tempting as that is, you know this has already been settled. Now, come on. Check out the inside.”
His father heads into the house, but Archie hangs back for a moment. He looks up. A tangle of wires chokes his view of the sky. A pair of white and red sneakers with the laces tied together is draped over one of the lines.
A stray dog approaches, tongue lolling out to one side. It reminds him of Mari’s dog but mangier. Archie keeps his distance and makes his way into the house. He closes the door and locks it.
“You’ve already checked about my grades, right?” Archie asks, stepping into the foyer. Sunlight spills in through curtainless windows. Everything smells of cleaning product and sawdust.
“For the millionth time, yes. They will transfer exactly as they are on your transcript, and you’ll be ranked accordingly. No penalty.” His father spreads his arms, palms outturned. “So what do you think? Way nicer than the outside, right?”
Before answering, Archie wanders around the first floor. He stomps his foot upon the dark wood floors to check for weak spots. He pushes against an old column to test its structural integrity. He knocks on the walls because he’s seen people do that in movies.
“Meh,” he says, concluding his inspection.
“You have to admit it’s better than the apartment. Those thin walls. The curry-scented hallways. The raccoons.” He shudders.
But Archie does not want to concede anything, having conceded so much already. Granted, his father had agreed to buy him a used car after he got his license, so he’d be able to zip back over the bridge for Monday night D&D and Wednesday night Magic with his friends. But still. It wouldn’t be the same as seeing them at school every day. As being able to bike a few blocks to hang out with them whenever he wanted.
And the thought of trying to find a place within the already-established social arrangement of his new school filled him with exhaustion and despair. It had taken him years to locate likeminded individuals. What would be the odds of re-creating such a miracle within just a few months? Archie could have calculated them but chose not to. Too depressing.
“Want to see your room?” his father asks, adjusting those trendy glasses again.
Archie scratches the back of his head. “Not really.”
The World Quantifiable
Saturday
Back in his father’s apartment, where the scent of curry seeps through the thin walls from the hallway and the raccoons scheme outside in the darkness, Archie lies on his bed. He stares at the tiny stalactites on the spackled ceiling, seeking patterns in vain. He curses the fact that it is not yet Monday and sits up.
He digs his laptop out of his bag, pulls it onto his lap, and powers it on.
Neither Sam nor Dante are online. But Mari is.
Archie clicks her name. He types a message but deletes it. He types another message but deletes it as well.
He doesn’t know what to say, only that he wants to say something.
He sets the computer aside, stands, stretches, and walks over to the only window in his room. It offers a less than stimulating view of the parking lot. He stares at the motionless cars reflecting the sickly orange light of the building’s security lamp.
Two more days.
He sighs and returns to the bed, sitting up with his back pressed against the wall. He pulls his laptop back onto his lap.
He stares at Mari’s name in his list of online contacts. He wonders what she’s doing right now. He wonders what she’s wearing.
Shaking off the pervy thought, he pulls up World of Warcraft. Oddly enough, he doesn’t really feel like running around in an imaginary land completing quests. His heart’s just not in it. Still, he clicks on the option to create a new character.
Usually Archie plays mages. He loves their knowledge, their mastery of the arcane. The badassery of shooting fire out of his hands. Tonight, though, he decides to create a warrior. He maxes out the height and musculature options. He gives this warrior dark skin, dark hair, dark eyes. Scars. Tattoos. He names him Évariste, after a brilliant mathematician who died at the age of twenty fighting in a duel over the woman he loved.
He plays for an hour, low-level quests, enough to become the character, to feel a bit Évaristian himself. Exiting the game, Archie clicks on Mari’s name to bring up the message box.
And before he finds the rights words, the effect dissipates. He becomes painfully self-conscious of the fact that in real life he is not a seven-foot tall, muscular, dark-skinned warrior. He is Archie. Skinny, pale, awkward Archie.
He shuts his laptop and decides he will make his move later. Tomorrow. Or Monday. Definitely before he moves into his father’s new house.
He places the computer back into his bag and grabs a notebook, a pencil, his graphing calculator, and his calculus book. He opens to the dog-eared page marking the section on linear approximations and tangent planes, and he positions the book on his lap.
His shoulders relax.
Here is the world, quantifiable and predictable.
Witchcraft
Sunday
Archie is eating sushi at the kitchen counter. It is not his favorite food by a long shot, but he will eat it because it is his mom’s favorite. She stands on the opposite side of the counter, a glass of red wine in hand, her Sunday evening sacrament.
“So how was your weekend?” she asks and then takes a sip.
“You mean besides your looming, unmotherly betrayal?” he asks.
“Yes. Besides that.” She sets down her glass and uses her chopsticks to steal a piece of sushi from Archie’s plate.
“Meh.”
A silence settles between them as she chews. Outside, an ice cream truck’s jingle approaches and recedes.
“And the new place?” she asks.
“Not so new,” Archie says.
“I never thought I’d see the day that man would buy a fixer-upper. When we first moved in together, the power went out. He turned to me and said, ‘I�
��ll take care of it,’ real masculine-like, and then disappeared into the basement. I figure, okay, he’s going to the circuit breaker.”
“Makes sense. Probably a tripped fuse, right?”
She nods. “Only, he was gone for half an hour. So finally I went downstairs, worried that maybe he electrocuted himself to death. But you know what he was doing?”
Archie shakes his head.
“He was gazing at the water heater, flashlight in one hand, stroking his mustache with the other. So I put my hands on his shoulders, marched him over to the circuit breaker, showed him the tripped fuse, and then flipped it. Bam. The power was restored. And you know what he said to me?”
“What?” Archie asks.
“‘Witchcraft.’” She laughs more at the memory than the objective humor of his father’s comment. She picks up her wine glass again. “Doesn’t that sound like something you’d say, sweetie?”
Archie takes a deep breath as he drowns a piece of sushi in soy sauce. “No offense, Mom, but I’d rather not talk about Dad—unless it’s about how you’ve decided that I shouldn’t move in with him.”
She crosses her arms and shoots him a look. He imagines this is the same glare she must use to break down lying witnesses in the courtroom. “We’re not having this conversation again.”
“I can give you a thousand reasons this is a terrible idea,” he says anyway.
She sighs. “It will be good for you. For all of us. For the last year—ever since the divorce—you’ve been treating your dad like a complete stranger.”
“He is a stranger,” Archie says.
“He really isn’t, sweetie. He may be . . . a little different than you’re used to. But he’s still your dad. He’s still the same person.” His mom pauses for a moment and then adds, “And trust me, you don’t want to go off to college without working through this. You’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”
Archie looks down. “There’s nothing to work through.”