“Oh no, Philly, I don’t need a surgeon…”
She ignored him and led the man in, a stocky, thickset thug called Mr Little, with hair growing luxuriantly out of his nostrils and up his arms, who prodded and grunted, strapped Carey’s ribs, declared that neither his skull nor his nose were cracked, but his cheekbone probably was, which Carey knew already, and let him eight ounces of blood from his left arm to balance up his humours. He offered to put in a clyster to guard against infection and was offended when Carey told him curtly to go and ask Barnabus for his fee.
“Bloody surgeons,” he muttered, as he carefully pulled on his shirt and doublet again. He took a quick look down his hose at the damage there, winced at the sight and wondered if he’d ever be the man he was. God knew, the ride back to Carlisle had been Hell, Purgatory and the Spanish Inquisition rolled into one, and every step he took was a punishment. He simply hadn’t had the courage to let the surgeon examine his balls.
Somebody else knocked on the door. Damn it, the place was like the Queen’s antechamber in Westminster, with all the bloody traffic in it.
“What the hell do you want?” he roared, then coughed when his ribs caught him.
Lady Widdrington marched in, trailing an unwilling but resplendently dressed Thomas the Merchant Hetherington. Behind her, obviously primed, Barnabus shut the door and no doubt stationed himself outside to repel interruptions and, naturally, cram his ear against the panelling.
When she first married her elderly crook of a husband, Elizabeth Widdrington had not known the meaning of the word “tact”. He had taught it to her, with the aid of his belt, on several occasions. When her rage had subsided she had decided to learn subtlety and dissimulation, no matter how hard it came to her, since it seemed that was what God wanted.
Clearly God had been training her. When she had seen Robert Carey the night before in the courtyard, her first, chokingly powerful impulse, had been to run to him and hold him and kiss him. She had managed to stay where she was and let him deal on his own with Lowther, whom she wanted to run through with a lance. She still had the marks of her fingernails on her palms to prove her self-control. Now she looked at him and recognised the symptoms of a man whose pride was as badly bruised as his body and who was clinging to his temper by the fingers of one hand.
She still wanted to fold him into her arms and kiss his poor face, but she knew how that would drive him away. So she put one hand out to touch his arm and said, “Thank God you’re alive, Sir Robert.”
He looked at the floor. She had, after all, tried to dissuade him. No doubt he was waiting for her to tell him she’d told him so.
“Thank you,” he managed to say.
“Are you still interested in Sweetmilk?”
Carey looked up. “I beg your pardon?”
“Do you still want to know who killed him? If you’ve found out already, I won’t waste any more of your time. But if you haven’t, Thomas the Merchant has a tale he’d like to tell you.”
Good, that distracted him, he’d always liked puzzles and challenges. There went that silly eyebrow of his, ridiculous the effect it had on her.
Carey led the way through to the room he used as an office and sat down behind his desk.
“Well?” he said to Thomas the Merchant, pointedly not offering a seat.
Thomas the Merchant harrumphed, clasped his hands under his belly.
“Early on the Saturday,” he began, harrumphed again.
“Yes.”
“Jock Hepburn and Mary Graham came to me wanting rings. They were handfasting one another in secret.” Thomas look distasteful at this evidence of sin, seemed to consider commenting on it, but changed his mind at Carey’s expression. He went on quickly in his resentful drone. “While they were here, Sweetmilk came in, wanting horses and caught them. He was verra put out. He called Jock Hepburn a bastard that had dishonoured his sister, and Hepburn struck him on his face, so he threw down his glove. Hepburn picked it up, but Mary Graham was clinging to Sweetmilk and begging him not to kill her man. He only threw her down and walked out with Hepburn.”
Carey’s good eye was narrowed with interest. “How were they armed?”
“They werena clad for business. Sweetmilk had his best jack and nae lance and Hepburn was very fine in a French brocade, three pounds the ell, I’d say, and a jack as well, but foreign make. Nice rings too.”
“I know,” said Carey. “Their arms?”
Thomas the Merchant pulled the corners of his mouth down in thought. “Swords, daggers, the usual.”
“Who had a gun?”
“Neither of them.”
“Did you look out into the street?”
“I did. Hepburn and Sweetmilk were riding down tae the gate together, with Mary chasing after them on her pony still crying to Sweetmilk not to do it.”
“She didn’t think Hepburn would win?”
Thomas smiled broadly. “Och, no, he’s a bonny man, but Sweetmilk had the experience. I was betting on him meself.”
“Think hard, Mr Hetherington. Did any man there have a firearm?”
“Nay, neither of them had more than swords.”
“Thank you, Mr Hetherington. I want you to make a proper statement for Richard Bell to take down and I’ll be calling you as a witness against Hepburn at the next Warden’s Day.”
“Sir…”
“Quiet. Off you go.”
Thomas the Merchant went, but Elizabeth Widdrington stayed for a moment.
“Will you try and arrest Jock Hepburn?”
“Yes,” said Carey. “It might have to wait until after Bothwell’s raid and we can lift him quietly without too much trouble, but yes.”
“Why? He only killed a Graham, an outlaw.”
“Sweetmilk wasn’t an outlaw, yet. He wasn’t killed in a fair fight, he was murdered so Jock Hepburn could avoid a fight.”
“Why…” Elizabeth paused, “Why did you take so much trouble over it?”
Carey looked down at his hands. “Do you know what justice is?” he asked at last, in an oddly remote voice. “Justice is an accident, really. It’s law that’s important. Do you know what the rule of law is?”
“I think so. When people obey the laws so there’s peace…”
Carey was shaking his head. “No. It’s the transfer of the duty of revenge to the Queen. It’s the officers of the Crown avenging a man’s murder, not the man’s father or the family. Without law what you have is feud, tangling between themselves, and murder repaying murder down the generations. As we have here. But if the Queen’s Officers can be relied on to take revenge for a killing, then the feuding must stop because if you feud against the Queen, it’s high treason. That’s all. That’s all that happens in a law-abiding country: the dead man’s family know that the Crown will carry their feud for them. Without it you have bloody chaos.”
It was strange to hear anyone talk so intensely of such a dusty subject as law; and yet there was a fire and passion in Carey’s words as if the rule of law was infinitely precious to him.
“All we can do to stop the borderers killing each other is give them the promise of justice—which is the accidental result when the Crown hangs the man who did the killing,” he said, watching his linked fingers. They were still empty of rings and look oddly bare. “You see, if it was only a bloodfeud, anyone of the right surname would do. But with the law, it should be the man that did the killing, and that’s justice. Not just to take vengeance but to take vengeance on the right man.”
“So you’ll make out a bill for Sweetmilk Graham and go through all the trouble of trying Hepburn and producing witnesses and finding him guilty…”
“And then hanging him, when a word to Jock of the Peartree would produce the same result a lot more easily. But that wouldn’t be justice, you see, that would only be more feuding, more private revenge which has nothing to do with justice or law or anything else. Justice requires that the man have a trial and face his accusers.”
“But you think Jock
Hepburn did it.”
“Who else was there?” said Carey. Elizabeth opened her mouth to speak, took a breath, and then paused. “But at least at a trial he could argue against my suspicions.”
“It’s a complicated thing, this law.” Elizabeth said, trying to speak lightly. “Do you think you’ll be able to explain it to Jock of the Peartree?”
Carey smiled lopsidedly. “No, never in a thousand years.”
It was so hard to sit there and not move nearer, not hold her hands out to him. Why was it so hard, even after all this time? After all they had first met in ’87 when he was on that difficult and dangerous embassy to King James, and again in the Armada year when she had been at Court with Philadelphia. They had played at all the light, silly, sweet confections of loverlike convention, half joking, half deadly serious.
He looked awful, but despite the brown walnut stain and clownish bruising, there was something in his blue eyes and the way he smiled that had the power to hypnotise her, make her forget all her faith in God and hard-held virtue, everything. When she had read sceptically the verses about the romantic disease of love poured out by the sonneteers, she had never believed it was such a dangerous uncomfortable beast. But she had been wrong. She looked at the floor so as not to be caught, flushed and struggled. No, she thought harshly, I’m a married woman and unfaithfulness is breaking a vow I made in God’s presence. That’s all. And now I have to go, so I can think straight.
She stood up. Carey stood as well, moved towards her.
“Thank you,” he said gently, “I know what you did for me.”
No, she couldn’t stand it, in another moment she would burst into tears and tell him how she had paced the castle through the day in terror of his death and let him kiss her and then it would be too late to stop. He wanted to kiss her, any fool could see he needed less than half an excuse to reach out and catch her to him…her face as flushed as a girl’s, she hung her head, muttered something half-gracious, and fled through the door.
Behind her Carey stared after her, reddening with frustration. Then he yelled, “GOD DAMN IT!” and threw his stool at the wall.
Saturday, 24th June, late afternoon
Lemons, Barnabus thought, lemons, the walnut juice stain comes off with lemons, no problem there, Barnabus, all you need to do is find some lemons. It appeared however, that there were none in Carlisle. The few lemons that had made the long journey from Spain and the south of France, to wind up in the market as slightly wizened specimens, had been snapped up by Lady Scrope the previous week to make syllabubs. Food prices had gone sky high all over Carlisle, what with the unreliable harvest weather, and the arrival of dozens of gentlemen and attendants from all over the March. Thomas the Merchant had bought up most of the spices in Carlisle the night Henry Lord Scrope died and had made a very hard bargain with Lady Scrope.
He’d tried Thomas the Merchant himself, to find Thomas regretful but completely unable to supply him. Nowhere else in Carlisle had any, nor even lemon juice. Mrs Croser, the apothecary and midwife, had told him she was still waiting for new supplies herself.
The gentlemen of the March had finished their final meeting before the funeral procession. They had done eating and drinking and boasting about twelve pointed harts they had brought down in Redesdale and departed, not too unsteadily, to their lodgings. Barnabus lined up the boys who had been serving. After searching them carefully and retrieving four spoons and two wine strainers, he paid them and dismissed them, telling them that any lad that brought him a lemon before evening would be paid sixpence for it.
The boys scattered, talking intently. Barnabus went to Carey’s chamber where he finished polishing Carey’s best boots and checked the starching and sewing of the new ruff his master was to wear at the funeral. The new black velvet suit was hanging up ready for wear and very fine Carey would look in it too, even if he wasn’t ever likely to pay for it. It was quite plain with only a little black braid over the seams and the panes of the hose decorated with brocade. Barnabus would have liked there to be a bit of slashing and a lining of tawny taffeta, but Carey had forbidden it and insisted on cramoisie red silk lining as being more suitable. Eight months in Paris as a youth of nineteen had given Carey very decided ideas about clothes, which ten years of service at Court had confirmed.
Barnabus was just about to make sure that his own best suit of fine dark blue wool was in a reasonable state, when there was a hammering on the door. He opened it to find Goodwife Biltock, bright red with heat and rage standing there, holding Young Hutchin Graham by his right arm twisted up behind his back and his left ear.
“What is the meaning of this, Mr Cooke?” she demanded, sweeping into the room past him.
“Er…”
“Why would this young scoundrel want to steal lemons from the kitchen, eh?”
Barnabus knew his mouth was opening and shutting. Goodwife Biltock shoved Young Hutchin into the corner, where he sat rubbing his ear and looking embarrassed. The Goodwife squared up to Barnabus, her broad face on a level with his chest and shook her finger under his nose.
“Sixpence a lemon,” she snapped, “I’ll sixpence a lemon you, you thieving clapperdudgeon…”
Barnabus backed away. “Goodwife, Goodwife…”
“Send boys out to steal from the kitchens would you…”
“Goodwife, I only said if they could find lemons, I would pay sixpence for them. It’s to take the walnut stain off Sir Robert’s face and hands, that’s all.”
As he’d hoped it would, that slowed her down.
“Ah,” she said. “Well, fair enough. I can’t spare you any lemons, but I can give you verjuice which has the same quality of sourness.” She turned to Hutchin Graham. “You, boy!” she barked, “I’ve got an errand for you, come with me.”
As she herded Hutchin out of the door ahead of her she glowered at Barnabus.
“Mind your manners, Mr Cooke,” she said, “I know you and where you’re from.” Barnabus could think of nothing to do except bow. If anything her frown became fiercer. “I’ll send this thief back to you with the verjuice. My advice is to beat him well.”
“Thank you Goodwife Biltock,” said Barnabus faintly.
When Hutchin got back with the little flask of verjuice, Carey had returned from inspecting his men along with Captain Carleton. Barnabus was serving them with what remained of the good wine they had brought north with them: Carleton had parked his bulk on Carey’s chair next to the fireplace and Carey was sitting on the bed telling the full tale of his adventures at Netherby. Carleton held his sides and bellowed with laughter when he heard how Carey had been foolish enough to free Jock of the Peartree on his word not to attack and Carey looked wry.
“Well,” he said, “I’ll know better next time, but it might have saved my life at that. Now then Young Hutchin, what have you got there?”
“Verjuice, sir. From Goodwife Biltock.”
“That was kind of her with all she has to do. Give her my thanks and best regards.”
Hutchin looked hesitant.
“I’m supposed to give him a beating, sir,” said Barnabus helpfully.
“Good lord, why? What’s he done?”
“Tried to steal some of the Goodwife’s lemons.”
There were volumes of the comprehension in Carey’s battered face, but all he said was, “Well, that was very devoted of you, Hutchin, but much more dangerous than simply lifting a few head of cattle. We’ll remit the beating for now because I want you to take part in the funeral procession tomorrow.”
Young Hutchin who had been looking sullen, stood up straighter.
“We need a groom to ride the lead horse pulling the funeral bier. You’ll have a mourning livery and it’ll be your job to be sure the horses are calm and go the right way. Can you do it?”
Hutchin was looking for the catch. “Is that all, sir?”
Carey nodded. “Your fee will be the livery: it’s a suit of fine black wool which I think will fit you well, and a new linen shirt. We c
an’t arrange for new boots but your own don’t look too bad if you give them a polish, and you’ll have a black velvet bonnet with a feather.”
Hutchin thought carefully.”
“Ay sir, I’ll do it.”
“Excellent. Be here two hours before dawn and Barnabus will see you properly kitted out.”
Astonishingly, Hutchin smiled, took off his cap and made quite a presentable bow. He turned to go.
“Oh, and Hutchin.”
“Ay Sir?”
“Your Uncle Richard Graham of Brackenhill is coming, so he’ll be behind you in the procession.”
Hutchin smiled even wider before clattering off down the stairs. Carleton looked quizzically at Carey.
“That young devil is chief of the boys in Carlisle,” said Carey in answer to his unspoken question. “If they’re planning some bright trick for the funeral, he’ll either be in the thick of it or know who is and now he’ll see to it that they don’t do it.”
Carleton nodded. “Ay, there’s sense in that.”
“Which is also why I got Scrope to invite the Armstrong and Graham headmen.”
Carleton smiled. “Well, it’s worth a try, any road.”
Dodd arrived looking harassed, and Barnabus served him with the last of their wine. He sniffed suspiciously at it, then drank.
There was further tying up of endless loose ends to be done: petty details that somehow always slipped your notice until the last minute. It had invariably been like that when Carey was taking part in an Accession Day Tilt: you thought you’d got everything sorted out and then a hundred things suddenly rose up the night before and sneered at you.
It was getting on towards sunset and Barnabus could see that Carey was tired. However, it seemed he had one further important piece of business to transact.
“Couriers?” asked Dodd.
“The regular service to London from Carlisle. The weak link is the man who rides from Carlisle to Newcastle, before he hands it on to my brother’s courier to take the rest of the way.”
“Why do you want him stopped?” demanded Carleton suspiciously.
“I want to know what Lowther’s saying about me, since he apparently controls the March’s correspondence.”
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