Dedicated to
Eileen Frazer
(Code Name: Mom)
Thank you for all the stories.
Contents
1 Instrument Day
2 Fallout Shelter
3 Thorns
4 Ghost Boy
5 Free Air
6 Red Scare
7 The Rat
8 The Gravedigger Is a Spy
9 A Regular Family
10 Triangle People
11 The Priest Knows All
12 The Third Floor
13 Remarkable
14 Chopsticks
15 Here’s the Drill
16 Push Comes to Shove
17 Suspended
18 Invitations and Gifts
19 In the Turret You See the Whole World
20 The List
21 Bad Influences
22 Parade of Ghouls
23 The Stakeout
24 Trick-or-Treat
25 Spirits from Beyond
26 Tree of Too Much Knowledge
27 Holes
28 Banished
29 The Light in the Graveyard
30 Canned
31 Inside the Mausoleum
32 The Story of Mr. Jones
33 Birthday Un-Party
34 The Story of Samuel
35 The First Apology
36 Interviews & Stakeouts
37 The Second Apology
38 City of the Dead
39 Simple Gifts
40 The Final Apology
Author’s Note
Acknowledgments
A Note on the Author
Also by Megan Frazer Blakemore
1
Instrument Day
Hazel Kaplansky flew down the Monument Street hill with her feet held out wide from the pedals, one hand raised in the air like a rodeo rider. She coasted so fast she believed she could lift off and fly right into outer space. People would watch her through their telescopes as she shot higher and higher into orbit until she landed on the moon. She’d be the first person to walk on its silvery gray surface.
Instead she landed at Adelaide Switzer Elementary School.
Placing her bike’s front wheel between the slots of the bike rack, she checked her school skirt and saddle shoes for grease, and then headed toward the door. She stared down at the cracks in the sidewalk, so she almost walked right into Maryann Wood.
Maryann’s hair was long and straight and so blond it almost looked white. Hazel thought it looked like dead, bleached-out grass, and knew her own short haircut was much more practical, but all the other girls said it was so pretty and they were so jealous. Hazel would be lying if she said she didn’t fantasize about cutting it off at least once a day.
Just now Maryann stood at the bottom of the stairs, spinning a long strand of blond hair around her finger. Who would she be without that hair and her watery blue eyes? Hazel wondered. Would she still be Maryann?
“Hey, shrimp,” Maryann said. Now that Hazel’s best friend, Becky Cornflower, had moved to Arizona, Maryann was the tallest girl in the class, and thin as a wisp. Hazel was the third shortest, practically average, yet Maryann still insisted on calling her a shrimp.
“Good morning, Maryann,” Hazel said, trying to sound chipper. “Lovely autumn weather we’re having here, isn’t it? I simply adore the fall in Vermont.”
Maryann pursed her lips. “Why are you so weird?”
Hazel decided to keep up her strategy of being overly friendly. If nothing else, it would confuse Maryann. “I prefer the word ‘unique.’”
“Square,” Maryann said.
Hazel decided not to point out that being square meant being boring and she didn’t think someone could be both weird and boring. “See you in class,” she said cheerily.
Maryann rolled her eyes.
Hazel trotted up the stairs, opened the big metal door, and made her way down the hall to Mrs. Sinclair’s classroom. She walked into the room and announced, “Mrs. Sinclair, I have arrived!” Mrs. Sinclair stood at the chalkboard writing “Friday, October 23, 1953” in her perfect, curly cursive. Her white chalk letters never smeared, and unlike many teachers—especially Mr. Hiccolm in fourth grade—she did not wind up with chalk dust all over her clothes by the end of the day. She looked up and said, “Why, good morning, Hazel!” as if the same thing didn’t happen every morning. Hazel hung her backpack and coat in the cubby area and then sat down in her assigned seat in the second row. She preferred to sit in the front row, but she knew that Mrs. Sinclair needed to put the hooligans there to keep an eye on them.
Hazel took out a piece of paper and began drawing a diagram of a human cell. This was not part of the regular curriculum. Hazel much preferred things that were outside of the usual school program.
Before Becky left, Hazel and Becky would stay by the cubbies until the last possible second, getting each other up-to-date on all the things that had passed since they’d parted the afternoon before—Becky’s cat’s hairballs and what they looked like (Becky thought her cat was trying to communicate through them), Hazel’s adventures in the graveyard, and if they needed to add any total rainfall to their yearlong tally (each girl kept a jar with a ruler outside her house). All that had ended when Becky had been plucked away for a new life in Arizona, where it hardly ever rained.
Mornings like these Hazel missed Becky the most. She could always help Hazel feel better, usually by making creepy faces like pulling down her lower eyelids and sucking her bottom lip in so far it looked like she didn’t have any teeth at all.
A moment later, Maryann arrived with Connie Short. The two were locked at the elbow, just the way she and Becky used to walk, only it hadn’t been annoying when they’d done it. Maryann and Connie were in deep discussion of a television show they’d seen the night before. Hazel knew the name, but she had never seen it. Her family had a black-and-white television, but they hardly ever used it. All her parents liked to watch were the news and educational shows like You Were There. Hazel did watch the cartoons, though, when she got up before her parents on the weekend.
Connie, with her wide green eyes and bouncy brown curls, was prettier than Maryann, though no one, least of all Connie, would ever say so. She said she was plain because she had a dusting of freckles across her nose. Pretty as she looked, she was also pigeon-toed, which made her waddle when she walked.
Sometimes Hazel wondered if Maryann had built Connie like some sort of Frankenstein-type monster. Connie was a shadow of Maryann: paler, quieter, not as smart, and not as cruel. She was Maryann’s echo. If Hazel hadn’t known both of them her whole life, the artificial-creation theory would be hard to dismiss. They’d been best friends since forever, and both of them had a dark, solid center that made them mean. Not everyone else could see it—not all the other kids and certainly not the teachers, who seemed to think that Maryann and Connie were just about as perfect as perfect could be—but Hazel could.
Maryann and Connie didn’t even have a chance to ignore her before Mrs. Sinclair asked them all to stand to say the Pledge of Allegiance. Their words all ran together, and Hazel didn’t think it was respectful. The Pledge was their way of saying they stood with their great nation against Communism and dictators and everything else awful in the world, and they just rushed through it. Hazel wondered how many of her classmates even knew what the word “allegiance” meant.
Next came music. Hazel hated music, and she found it particularly unfair that she had to start off Friday morning with it. Friday should be a day of celebration, but for Mrs. Sinclair’s fifth-grade class at Adelaide Switzer Elementary, it was Instrument Day.
Hazel took her seat on the rust-colored rug knowing that toda
y would be just the same as every other day. Mrs. Ferrigno liked to make a big dramatic deal about handing out the instruments in music class, but it always ended up the same. Big and polite Anthony got the largest set of cymbals, and his friend Timmy got the smaller ones. Another set of boys got vibraslaps. None of the boys could manage to sit still and quiet with their instruments, so as Mrs. Ferrigno kept going, her voice was accompanied by metal sliding on metal and the occasional soft boinggggg of a vibraslap hitting a knee.
As Mrs. Ferrigno made her way through the instruments, Hazel knew the inevitable was coming: Maryann and Connie would get the two glockenspiels, and of course they would react to this news with squeals of delight. Just once, Hazel thought, I would like to get the glockenspiel. I would react with dignity and take the mallets from Mrs. Ferrigno’s outstretched hand and sit behind my instrument like I was getting ready to play Carnegie Hall.
Hazel imagined herself standing center stage at Carnegie Hall. She had never been there, but she had seen pictures. The vaulted ceiling would arch high above her head, making her look small on the stage. But once her mallets hit the glockenspiel, there would be no denying her power. In her mind she played Bach. She played Chopin. She played “The Flight of the Bumblebee,” with her mallets flying over the bars. At the end of her performance, her hair would be wild around her head and there’d be beads of sweat on her brow. She would nearly collapse from the exertion of it all. And the audience would burst into applause, rise to its feet, and declare her a star.
Hazel shot her hand into the air. The time had come to set herself on the path to glory. Time to stand up to the Maryanns and the Connies of the world. Hazel knew that information was power, and she was about to wow Mrs. Ferrigno with all the information she had. She had spent hours in the library reading up on percussion instruments, in particular the glockenspiel.
“Yes, Hazel?” Mrs. Ferrigno said.
She sat up straight and sucked in her belly as she took a deep breath. “Did you know that ‘glockenspiel’ is German for ‘play of the bells’? And that’s because at first there were bells that people would hit. But then they started to be made out of metal bars instead.”
“That’s interesting, Hazel. Thank you for illuminating us.”
“My pleasure. Also, did you know that Mozart used the glockenspiel in his work? Perhaps we could challenge ourselves to do one of his pieces.”
“I’ll take that under advisement.”
“Great!” Hazel said. She was getting somewhere, she was sure of it. Before she knew it, Mrs. Ferrigno would be handing her the mallets, and then she’d finally have her chance to shine.
Mrs. Ferrigno reached out the hand holding the mallets. “Today let’s have Maryann play first glockenspiel.” She hesitated for a moment and glanced at Hazel, who could feel her heart beating faster in anticipation. “And Connie play second glockenspiel.”
Squeals of enjoyment from Maryann and Connie.
Hazel slumped as Mrs. Ferrigno said, “So, Hazel, that leaves the triangle for you.”
2
Fallout Shelter
Saturday morning, the glockenspiel snub of the day before still stung. Hazel tried not to let it bother her. True, Mrs. Ferrigno was keeping her from reaching her full potential as a percussive instrumentalist, but Hazel had other ways to shine. In fact, that very day she had big plans. Plans she had been working on for weeks. It all depended on being able to open up one of the mausoleums in the cemetery behind her house. These were small stone buildings that held a number of bodies, but tucked into drawers so it wasn’t like there were skeletons hanging about. Or so she thought. She had never actually been into one before, since they were off-limits. But she knew that when the Russians attacked, her mom and dad would forgive her the minor rule breaking since she would have saved their lives by turning the mausoleum into a fallout shelter.
Like most parents, hers claimed they didn’t need a shelter. The chances of the Russians attacking their small town in Vermont were slim. Only Connie Short’s family had one in their backyard. Connie made a big show of keeping a list of who would be allowed down in the shelter with her. She claimed there would only be room for three of her friends. Maryann Wood had a permanent spot on top of the list, of course, since Connie couldn’t even breathe without Maryann, it seemed. Other girls rotated on and off the list with alarming frequency. Hazel herself had never been on the list and didn’t hope to be: Connie Short had hated her ever since the second grade when Hazel found her trapped in a bathroom stall blubbering hysterically. Hazel told her to just crawl under, but Connie didn’t want to touch the bathroom floor, so Hazel went and found Mr. Potter the janitor to let her out. Connie’s face was blotchy red and tear soaked and she told Hazel never to tell anyone. Hazel hadn’t, but that didn’t seem to matter to Connie.
Anyway, Hazel needed to take matters into her own hands. There were three mausoleums in the cemetery. The first was grown over with vines. The second was still in regular use. She stood now in front of the door of the third. She pushed gently. Nothing happened. She blew the bangs of her pageboy haircut out of her eyes and wiped her clammy hands on her dungarees, then pressed harder against the cool, rough stone door. After looking over her shoulder to confirm the graveyard was deserted, she bent her knees and pushed again. The door started to slide with a creak, and a rush of cold air came out to meet her. Dead air. She peeked in: dry dirt floors and stone walls, lined with doors that told who was stored inside. “This will do,” she said.
She had begun stockpiling canned goods in her closet, and today she had one can of tuna with her to leave inside as a test. If it remained undisturbed, she would bring out more of the food. Eventually she would even try to get some sleeping bags in there. She wasn’t looking forward to being in that small, cold space for a week, or however long it took for nuclear radiation to subside, but she made herself feel better by thinking of how surprised her parents would be. Wouldn’t she be the hero when they discovered that she’d made a safe place for them right in their own backyard?
Pleased with herself, she struggled to get the door shut, then skipped down the cemetery path and shimmied up a tree. From there she could see her parents. Becky Cornflower’s parents had split up, and her mom had taken her to live in Tucson, approximately 2,601 miles away. No one else at school had parents who were divorced, and everyone was talking about it. Hazel knew nothing so exciting would ever happen to her. Her parents were working on a hedgerow of roses and arguing about the placement in the way that only her parents argued: merrily. They were horticulturalists by passion, cemetery minders by profession, and could have entire conversations in Latin that rolled past Hazel the way the train rolled through their town of Maple Hill: a whistle only, no stop.
Nearly half the leaves had fallen into a pile below the tree. She was supposed to be raking them up. The branch shook as she shimmied farther along it. She would like the tree to work like it did in the Loony Tunes cartoons: she’d crawl out to the end, and the branch would droop down and deposit her gently on the ground. Instead she took the branch in her hands, swung down, then dropped to her feet with a crunch. Leaving the rake resting against the tree trunk, she made her way down into the knoll behind the tree.
Beyond the knoll was where the poorer people were buried. Her father said they were the more practical ones who recognized that the view didn’t matter when you were dead. The graves were close together, and she liked to hop from one flat headstone to another. As she hopped she sung a tuneless song, since tunes were one of the few things that Hazel was not good at. Hazel was good at many things, and exceptional at others, so she figured it was only fair that there were some skills that eluded her. Though, she argued in her mind, she was not as pitiful as Mrs. Ferrigno made her out to be.
A sharp clang rang out, and Hazel looked behind her to see Mr. Jones digging a fresh grave. The muscles in his arms tensed like springs with each stab of the shovel into the hard Vermont ground. He dug each new grave into a perfect rectangle, al
l smooth angles and sides, no roots or stones sticking out. Mr. Jones had Brylcreemed hair that shone like black river rock. He kept a barbershop comb in his back pocket, and he took it out to smooth down his hair when he thought no one was looking. But Hazel was always looking and writing down her observations in her Mysteries Notebook. So far she hadn’t come across any real mysteries, but she figured it was only a matter of time and of being observant.
Mr. Jones was the closest thing Hazel had to a true investigation. He’d started working there only the month before. He just showed up on their doorstep with his hat in his giant hands asking if there was any work. He was tall, over six feet, but didn’t stoop down in their small doorway. Hazel had peeked at him from around the stairs. Their old gravedigger had just gone to an early grave himself, so Hazel’s parents were glad to have him. In fact, Mr. Jones’s first duty was to dig Old Lou’s grave. Hazel, of course, had watched him do it, and the whole time he’d had a small twist of a smile on his lips.
Each morning when Mr. Jones rumbled into work at the cemetery in his old blue truck, he wore a moth-eaten wool sweater. He shed this by midmorning, and he worked in a white T-shirt. His jeans had creases on the front, but Hazel just could not picture Mr. Jones standing above the ironing board each evening smoothing out the denim. By the end of the day his clothes had dirt and sometimes blood smeared across them. But each morning he came back in a snow-white shirt and pressed jeans.
He strode king-like through the graveyard and it sometimes seemed as if Memory’s Garden was his, and not the Kaplanskys’. So comfortable was he in the cemetery that he would sit right down sometimes with his feet hanging into a freshly dug grave and eat his lunch. He cut slices of apple with a penknife and pulled them into his mouth with his teeth. She had diligently written down all these observations in her Mysteries Notebook, but she couldn’t make them amount to much of anything.
Her father, who liked to talk to anyone who wandered by about the weather or sports scores or the proper placement of Christmas decorations—small talk, he called it—even he never said much to Mr. Jones beyond “Good morning” and “Fourth plot in the third row for Wednesday.” Her mother rarely spoke to him at all.
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