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by Jonathan Barnes


  I am astonished that Mr. Skimpole was able to secure employment for me here at all. Everyone else has been working at Love for months, many for years. As the newest recruit, I can sense a certain coolness directed toward me. Clearly there is a great deal I have yet to discover and none of them seem at all keen to tell me. Even 893, when I question her on Love’s financial intricacies, becomes taciturn and close-lipped. Not, I should add, that I have shown much overt curiosity so far. As promised, I have done my utmost to appear as inconspicuous as possible and I doubt I am thought of as anything more than an unremarkable clerical assistant. Perhaps I have been less inquisitive than I ought. Perhaps my apparent lack of curiosity is in itself suspicious. Maybe I should pry a little more.

  I saw Speight again today, striding along the corridor, coattails flapping self-importantly, a cloud of lackeys in his wake. The transformation is so remarkable that I fancy you would barely recognize him now — he seems half-naked without his placard. I wonder how it was that these people brought about so complete a metamorphosis. More to the point, I wonder why.

  Even he is not the most bizarre of Love’s employees. I saw the most extraordinary thing this morning: a bearded woman busying herself with books and ledgers, a freak attracting no stares of curiosity or muffled guffaws. Her natural milieu is surely the circus tent, but here she is accepted as one of us. For all its eccentricity, Love is a broad church. Although a relatively recent recruit, Love 986, I believe) she seems to be held in high regard, as a rising star, someone of whom great things are expected.

  Now for my news. Toward the end of my shift I was approached by my immediate superior, a plump, hairless man named Love 487. After some small talk about how well I was settling in, he told me that I have been selected to meet, in person, the Chairman of the Board. Apparently this is considered a great honor and I was the subject of many an envious stare at dinner tonight.

  It seems that the Chairman (or Love I as he is known to my superiors) is something of a recluse. Few of my colleagues have ever met the man (it is a man, of course — even Love are not quite that forward-thinking). This momentous meeting is set for the day after tomorrow. As soon as I return I shall tell you all.

  Once again, I am sending this letter with 893. She has been nothing but kind and generous to me, though I cannot help but wonder how deeply mired in it all she is. Edward, I think she may have known the unfortunate Mr. Honeyman. Last night, in her sleep, I heard her murmur some lines of Shakespeare. Paris — from Romeo and Juliet — the fat actor’s final role. “Immoderately she weeps for Tybalt’s death / And therefore have I little talked of love…”

  I have been promised that I shall be able to leave the building at the end of the week, so perhaps I will post my next message to you then.

  The atmosphere seems more intense than ever. These people are waiting for something, and whatever it is, I am starting to suspect that only Love themselves will welcome its arrival.

  I will write again as soon as I am able. My cordial regards to the Somnambulist.

  Charlotte

  Mr. Skimpole limped forlornly into the offices of the Directorate, already in a filthy temper thanks to the elevator’s stubborn refusal to work and the subsequent necessity of taking the stairs. Despite his best efforts to disguise them, his symptoms were acute, inexorable, irreversible. Husky, permanently short of breath and unsteady on his feet, he was forced, like some old lush, to apply all his powers of concentration just in order to walk in a straight line. Some might find it ironic that a man whose life had been dedicated to temperance and moderation should end it so closely resembling a chronic drinker. Needless to say, I’d stop well short of making so crass and callous an observation.

  Whilst dressing that morning, Skimpole had discovered the presence of five or six fresh and angry red lesions which had scattered themselves about the lower half of his body, speckling his genitals with an itchy, flaking rash. Worse, the attacks had become more frequent and he often found himself having to leave the room whenever he felt their onset, before their pincers of pain began to rummage mercilessly about in his guts.

  But he did not walk into the Directorate alone that morning. His son was with him, the boy’s crutches click-clacking like ancient joints as he hobbled down the stairs and across the room to the round table. Together they cut a pitiful pair, refugees from a home for cripples, rejects from some unusually cruel workhouse.

  Dedlock was already there, waiting in his usual place, but sitting beside him was a stranger — a tall, smartly dressed, smooth-featured man, emanating discretion and good taste. Set against these, Skimpole felt more spindly and puny than ever. He took a handkerchief from his pocket, wiped his forehead dry and breathed in deeply, determined not to appear weak. In the event, he just about managed a “good morning” before he lapsed into helpless spluttering.

  Dedlock was staring in disbelief at the boy. “Who is this?”

  Skimpole attempted a smile, only for it to fade half-formed from his lips when he saw the granite expressions of the others. “Have you met my son?” he asked as lightly as he could. The Skimpole boy tried to say something in greeting but could only produce a wretched, wheezing cough.

  “Your son?” the stranger asked, sounding as though this were the first time he had ever heard the word. “Your son?” he repeated (probably just to check he hadn't misheard the first time). “Are you seriously telling us you’ve brought a child here? Fewer than three dozen men even know of the existence of this place and you bring your son? Grief, man, what do you think you’re playing at?”

  “I’m sorry,” Skimpole stuttered. “I just wanted to be with him.”

  “I’m afraid you’ll have to send him home,” Dedlock said, his tone gentler and less aggressive than the stranger’s.

  Skimpole fought back tears. “I can’t. I need him with me. He mustn’t go home alone. I’m sure we were followed on our way here. Oh, we shook them off, but this isn’t the first time. Not by a long shot.” Frantic, he turned to Dedlock. “Don’t you agree? Whoever they are, they’ve set the dogs on us.”

  “Send the child home. Or I’ll have him removed.” The smooth-featured man clicked his fingers and four fake Chinamen materialized obediently at the back of the room.

  Dedlock tried to defuse the tension. He gestured toward the stranger. “This is Mr. Trotman.”

  “I’m from the Ministry,” the man said darkly, as though that explained it all.

  Skimpole seemed uncharacteristically cowed. “I see. How can we help?”

  “The Directorate has recently come under my purview…” He tailed off delicately. “There will be changes.”

  “Changes?”

  “Remove the boy,” Trotman demanded. “Then we can talk.”

  Skimpole bent down and whispered in his son’s ear: “Go upstairs. Wait for me there.”

  The lad nodded and lurched uncertainly away, manfully tackling the mountainous staircase alone and unaided. Throughout his son’s short life, Skimpole had never ceased to marvel at his courage.

  “Take a seat,” Trotman said once the child had left. “This won’t take long.”

  Meekly, Skimpole did as he was told.

  “I shan’t be coy,” Trotman said. “I’m a plain man. (Judging from the expensive cut of his clothes and general air of affluence, this was transparently untrue.) “I expect frankness from my subordinates and I intend to grant you that same courtesy.”

  Dedlock and Skimpole nodded, mock-appreciative.

  “The Directorate has become a liability. Your methods are unorthodox, your agents unaccountable, your security laughably easy to penetrate. Slattery never should have got within spitting distance of this room.”

  Dedlock began to protest but Trotman motioned for him to be silent. “Let me finish. You’ll have your say in due course.” He cleared his throat before continuing. “I query the necessity for all this cloak-and-dagger behavior. Hiding beneath a butcher’s shop in Limehouse. All these agents of yours running around in fanc
y dress.” He tutted, appalled at the flamboyance, the showmanship of the place. “I’m sure if that particular foible of yours had never become policy, Slattery never would have got so far as he did. I have to be honest, gentlemen — the perception amongst my colleagues is that the Directorate is run by men who delight in wasting time, money and resources and who take altogether too much pleasure in dressing up.”

  “Can I say-” Dedlock began.

  “You may not,” Trotman countered briskly. “You know the correct procedure for registering your views and I think it’s time you used it. You’ve operated above the law for too long. I understand my predecessor had some sentimental attachment to you. Rest assured, I do not share that weakness.”

  “What will you do?” Skimpole asked quietly.

  “The Directorate is to be dissolved, effective immediately. If it ever becomes necessary to reactivate it, I can assure you it will be under different management.” Trotman softened. “Gentlemen, you needn’t worry. Your pensions have been arranged. You’ll both be provided for. And if I may be entirely honest, Mr. Skimpole, you really don’t look well. A man in your condition ought never to have been allowed so much responsibility. I suspect retirement will suit you.”

  “Haven’t you read our reports?” Skimpole protested. “We’ve got two days until the city comes under attack.”

  Trotman favored the albino with a withering look. “I think this crisis of yours his been vastly overstated. I’ve seen no hard evidence of a conspiracy. I’ve had absolutely no intelligence of any substance from you whatsoever. I find your reports to be recklessly alarmist and I seriously question your methods of information-gathering. I’m appalled that any government department should rely upon the word of a fortune-teller. We owe the Vigilance Committee a debt of gratitude in that affair, I think.”

  “It will happen,” Skimpole insisted. “Innocenti was right.”

  Trotman smirked. “I doubt we need concern ourselves with a nebulous threat conjured up by a table-rapper, do you? In my opinion, Mrs. Bagshaw is far better off in America. They’re a credulous people on that side of the Atlantic. No doubt she’ll make a killing.” Trotman got to his feet. “Pleasant though it is chatting with you, gentlemen, I have to go. I’ve three other meetings this morning.”

  Dedlock stumbled up. “Please-”

  Trotman waved him away. “If you wish to register a complaint you may speak to my secretary. Thank you for your attention. My department will be in touch shortly. Good day to you.”

  Trotman sauntered from the room, whistling softly to himself (he was the kind of man who whistled a lot), apparently oblivious to the devastation he had left in his wake. Uniquely, Dedlock was lost for words.

  “It’s outrageous,” he said at last. “They can’t do this.”

  Skimpole didn’t seem to hear. “Stupid,” he murmured. “He’s left the city open to attack.”

  “We’ll appeal. Speak to his superiors. Go to the top.”

  Skimpole’s voice sounded distant and muffled. “Won’t do any good. He needs to be dealt with immediately. I know of only one body with such power. Highly unofficial… and not without an element of risk.”

  “Who?” Dedlock asked eagerly.

  “You know their names. I shall not speak them here.”

  Dedlock sank slowly back onto his chair, suddenly ashen, the ruddy health draining from his face. “You’re not serious?”

  “Afraid so.”

  “You’ve no idea what they can do.”

  Skimpole leant forward. “I can’t allow all this to be torn down. It’s the only thing left to prove I ever lived.”

  “Bit morbid of you, old man.”

  The albino staggered up. “I must go. My son is waiting. Leave this to me.”

  Dedlock let him go, not trying to stop him despite his suspicions about what he was planning. He snapped his fingers and one of the ersatz Chinamen appeared at his side. “You heard everything?”

  The man bowed. “Yes, sah.”

  “Well, then. Bring me a bottle of brandy.” He grinned. “Two glasses.”

  Skimpole had barely got clear of the room before the attack hit. He grabbed at the stair rails and jackknifed in agony, clutching his stomach impotently and biting hard on his tongue to stop himself from crying out. He hoped desperately that Dedlock wouldn’t leave the room and find him like this. As soon as he was able, once the worst of the pain had passed, he began the ascent to the shop above. He arrived to find his son chatting amicably to the proprietor, mercifully innocent of all that had transpired below.

  “Thank you,” he said, wheezing his way across to the boy. “Thank you for looking after my son.”

  “My pleasure.”

  Skimpole began to shepherd his charge to the door when he stopped and turned back. “Do you know,” he said, “I’ve never asked your name?”

  The Chinaman grinned. “No, sir.” So he told him his name, something monosyllabic that began with a W. The albino forgot it, of course, almost immediately, but at least, just once, he had asked.

  Out on the street, the two of them hailed a cab. Several passed by empty, refusing to accept so grotesque-looking a cargo, and it was some time before one finally stopped.

  “Where are we going?” asked the boy as they clambered aboard.

  “A special place, underground.”

  “What’s it called?”

  “I’d be breaking the rules if I told you.”

  “Oh.” The child looked disappointed, but even at his young age he had begun to appreciate the necessity for discretion.

  Skimpole ruffled the boy’s hair affectionately and decided to relent. No time for secrets any more. “The Stacks,” he whispered. “They’re called the Stacks.”

  Mr. Cribb peered across the cafe table at Edward Moon.

  “It’s good to see you,” he said. “Last time we met you weren’t quite this friendly.”

  “We have to be quick. The Somnambulist doesn’t know I’m here.”

  “Would he mind?”

  “He has this… It sounds ridiculous… This bete noir about you.”

  “Really? Do you have any idea why?”

  “None whatsoever.”

  “Ah, well.”

  “Listen, you tug me along through London, you tease me with clues and intimations. You seem to delight in cropping up in my life unannounced and tantalizing me with slivers of the truth. Why, sir? To what purpose? That business by the docklands — you led me to Lud on purpose, I’m sure of it.”

  “I did?” Cribb looked genuinely bemused. He scratched at his left hand, which, Moon noticed, was bandaged up as though he had been recently injured. “Rather, you mean I will. You seem to forget that your past is my future.” He smirked. “And vice versa.”

  “What was it? A prank? Are you laughing at me?”

  He tutted. “I’ve no idea. You ought to have asked me at the time.”

  “I feel as though I am traveling into the dark and that it is you who has led me there.”

  “Come, come. There’s no need for all that.”

  Moon snorted and, at long last, Cribb did his best to explain.

  “Perhaps you’re right. Maybe I do owe you an explanation.” He sighed. “I’ve seen the future, Edward. Not by traveling but by living. Forgive me, I’m not sure how to phrase these concepts in a way that will make sense to you… Look at it like this. Yours is a single chronology, rosy and predictable. Tuesday follows Monday, Wednesday follows Tuesday. Not for me. I walk backwards through my life. I wake on a Wednesday morning and the day before was Thursday. My life is a constant slipping away, a losing touch. From your perspective we will meet twice more. The next time I shall not be myself, the time after that I’ll barely recognize you. I’ll say goodbye the day we met.”

  “Ridiculous.”

  “You know it’s true.”

  “Then you know what happens to us? To the Somnambulist and me, to the city?”

  “Know but can’t tell.”

  “Why?”


  “There are rules I can’t break. My position is a privileged one, and though I have the utmost respect for you and your methods, I will not jeopardize it.”

  “Do you ever speak plainly?”

  “Believe it or not, I am never deliberately oblique. I have always done my best for you.”

  “Was Innocenti right? If she was, we’ve only two days left.”

  “Well, then. Perhaps we should save the recriminations for another time. Why am I here?”

  “I need your help.”

  “I’d assumed as much.”

  “There is a man I have to locate, the final link in the chain I have forged.”

  “His name?” Cribb asked, sounding as though he already knew the answer.

  “Love.” Moon watched his companion intently for any sign of recognition. “Ned Love.”

  “Ah,” Cribb sounded pleased.

  “Ah?” Moon repeated, infuriated. “What do you mean by ‘ah’? Do you know him?”

  “I can tell you only that you’re close. Very close. No more than that.”

  “But can you find him? He’d be an old man by now.”

  “If he’s somewhere in the city, then yes, you may rely upon me. As soon as I have him I’ll send word.”

  “Excellent.”

  “Well, then.” The ugly man got to his feet.

  “Thomas?”

  He turned back.

  “Please. Tell me how it ends.”

  “Sorry.” Cribb smiled. “You’ve no idea how complicated it is being me.” He touched the brim of his hat and walked from the cafe.

  Moon settled the bill and wandered home, troubled in his mind and anxious for a resolution. This case, singular though it had been, had hung over him for far too long. High time to bring an end to it.

 

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