Easily Distracted

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by Steve Coogan


  Wilde, Martin 203

  Williams, John 33

  Williams, Shirley 226

  Willis, Bruce 253

  Wilson, Harold 179, 226, 227

  Wilson, Owen 75

  Wilson, Tony 12, 124, 213, 284, 325, 327

  Winterbottom, Michael 59–60, 61–3, 64, 66, 68, 69, 70, 340

  Wogan, Terry 259, 273

  Wood, Victoria 250

  Wordsworth, William 62

  X-Ray Spex: ‘Germfree Adolescents’ 216

  Yarwood, Mike ix, 272, 281

  Young Ones, The 190–1, 236, 260, 272

  Me, aged twelve, in a Terylene blazer.

  Dad carrying Mum over the threshold on 15 February 1958.

  Pierce and Flo, my grandparents, outside the Astoria nightclub.

  With my great grandmother in the west of Ireland.

  David, me in Clare’s arms, Martin.

  Me aged three in Red Wharf Bay, Wales.

  Martin, me and David in terrible clothes circa 1971.

  My maternal grandmother Maimi, me, Clare, David and Martin.

  Can you spot me in the school photo? Brendan Tierney’s mum, the class teacher, is top right.

  Brendan, me and Kevin, top to tail, in Ireland.

  The six of us kids in 1977.

  Dad in the back garden in Middleton with David, Kevin, me and Martin, 1971.

  My André Previn look, aged seven.

  In the back garden in Middleton.

  My primary school report containing the title of this book.

  In a photo booth aged seventeen, embracing the eighties.

  Me and Dad bonding in a Morgan three-wheeler.

  My YHA card from 1981.

  My drama class at Manchester Poly. I’m on the far right, in the row second from the back.

  My first CV.

  Around the time of First Exposure, my first TV experience.

  Awkwardly wearing my first suit to my sister Clare’s wedding in 1983.

  Mike Taylor and me in 1985, in an amateur dramatic production of Song of Norway. I played Henrik Ibsen and Mike was a dancer.

  A black eye from falling off a sledge in 1991.

  Me, Martin Murray and Alan Francis in 1991.

  In Venice in 1991 with my slightly more handsome brother Martin, on the set of a Mock Turtles video shoot.

  Lizzie and me in 1991. I’m trying out a character.

  An early publicity shot.

  My arse on display in Achill Island in County Mayo. I was on a road trip with Martin Murray.

  The Dum Show poster with, left to right, Patrick Marber, Stewart Lee, me, Simon Munnery and Richard Herring.

  A letter from my agent, Jan Murphy, detailing a £31.50 fee for The Krypton Factor.

  John Thomson and me after winning the Perrier in 1992.

  Attempting to save the day in Alpha Papa.

  Frank Skinner and me during our Edinburgh show in 1990.

  Patrick Marber as my husband Spiros and me as Pauline Calf in Pauline Calf’s Wedding Video in 1994.

  Patrick Marber wondering how much he should fine me for being late.

  Me and Armando Iannucci.

  Winning two BAFTAs for I’m Alan Partridge in May 1998.

  With my daughter, Clare. The ever-present Alan Partridge is on the telly.

  With the late, great Tony Wilson in Cannes for 24 Hour Party People.

  Rob Brydon and me at the BAFTAs for The Trip in May 2011.

  With Hugh Grant and Max Mosley in front of the Select Committee during the phone-hacking scandal in November 2011.

  At the premier of Alpha Papa in Leicester Square in July 2013.

  Neil and Rob Gibbons, also at the premiere of Alpha Papa.

  Dame Judi as Philomena Lee and me as Martin Sixsmith in Philomena.

  With Philomena Lee.

  With Martin Sixsmith.

  With Dame Judi.

  With my Philomena co-writer Jeff Pope.

  A-ha! Arriving at the BAFTA party in February 2014 after winning a screenwriting BAFTA for Philomena.

  With John Cleese, my childhood hero, after chairing a Q&A with him in December 2014.

  Mum and Dad, without whom …

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  Table of Contents

  Contents

  About the Book

  About the Author

  Title Page

  Acknowledgements

  Dedication

  Introduction

  Part One

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Part Two

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Part Three

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Chapter 47

  Chapter 48

  Index

  Picture Section

  Copyright

 

 

 


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