End Times III: Blood and Salt

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by Shane Carrow


  Disappointment slowly turned to despair. We picked one of the smaller rooms, for warmth, and I sat dejectedly in the corner staring at the wall while Matt unfurled our sleeping bags and heated up some beans on the Coleman burner. For so long, this ship had been all I could think of. I’d bet everything towards it. Everything had worked just right: we’d met Tobias and the SAS, we’d learned we weren’t the only ones who knew about it, and we’d finally, unbelievably, managed to cross half the country and reach it.

  And what was there to show for it? Nothing. The dead walked the earth, some malign alien presence was squatting down in Ballarat, and up here in the mountains we had a dead and empty spaceship. All those dreams, all that time I’d felt the psychic tug in my stomach beckoning me up here. For nothing.

  We ate in silence. Eventually Matt packed the gear away and got in his sleeping bag. I lay in the darkness listening to him tossing and turning, listening to the wind blowing against the hull outside, feeling angry and upset and betrayed.

  Eventually we both fell asleep. And in the depths of our dreams, the ship spoke to us.

  To be continued in…

  END TIMES

  VOLUME IV: SANCTUARY

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  AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH GLOSSARY

  (Author’s note – this is largely for the benefit of readers in the US, as many terms are also widely used in Britain)

  ABC – Australian Broadcasting Corporation, a public broadcasting network on TV and radio, modelled on the BBC

  ADF – Australian Defence Force, comprising of the Australian Army, Royal Australian Navy and Royal Australian Air Force

  ambo – can refer to both an ambulance or a paramedic

  aggro – aggressive behaviour

  Army Reserve – Australian Army reserve units comprised of part-time soldiers, equivalent to the National Guard in the US or Territorial Army in the UK

  arvo – afternoon

  bikie – member of an outlaw motorcycle gang

  Blind Freddie – a hypothetical imaginary person with poor perception, i.e. “even Blind Freddie could see that”

  bloke – man i.e. “guy”

  bloody oath – an emphatically affirmative reply, similar to “damn straight.” A more modern variant is “fucking oath”

  blower – telephone or radio, i.e. “get on the blower,” similar to “get on the horn”

  bogan – white trash, equivalent to redneck in the US or chav in the UK

  BOM – Bureau of Meteorology

  bonnet – hood (of a car)

  boot – trunk (of a car)

  bottle-o – bottle shop/liquor store

  Bunnings – warehouse hardware franchise, similar to Lowe’s in the US or B&Q in the UK

  bush, the – generic term for the vaguely-defined forest and scrubland wilderness which is not quite the true desert of the Outback

  chemist – drug store or pharmacy

  Coles – one of two nationally dominant supermarkets, the other being Woolworths

  Commonwealth – usually shorthand for the federal government (as opposed to state governments), not the Commonwealth of Nations

  daggy – dorky or unfashionable

  deadshit - deadbeat

  derro – deadbeat, derived from “derelict”

  doona – duvet

  Driza-Bone – trademark name for full-length waterproof riding coats, traditionally worn by farmers or stockmen

  dunny - toilet

  esky – portable cooler or ice box, derived from “eskimo box”

  fibro – “fibrous cement sheet,” the manufacture of which is now banned for its use of asbestos, but still a common building material in pre-1980s structures in Australia; in particular, the corrugated fibro fence is a common sight in suburban Perth and regional towns

  firey – firefighter

  fossicking – prospecting, now used to mean “rummaging”

  freezing – usually just a figure of speech in Australia, where in most places the temperature rarely drops below actual freezing point

  galah – a type of cockatoo (which is a type of parrot) used as slang to mean “idiot”

  gas – generally used to mean liquid petroleum gas, i.e. propane, also referred to as LPG

  gum tree – eucalyptus tree

  ice – slang for methamphetamine

  IGA – Independent Grocers Association, national co-operative of independent supermarkets

  jarrah – species of hardwood gum tree

  journo – journalist

  karri – species of extremely tall gum tree only found in WA

  kay – unofficial shortened form of “kilometre”

  Kiwi – New Zealander

  latte sipper – political epithet referring to a perceived class of out-of-touch, inner-city elites, similar to “ivory tower dwellers”

  LPG – liquid petroleum gas i.e. propane or simply gas

  make a song and dance – excessively and unnecessarily complain about something

  marron – freshwater crayfish; known as “yabbies” in the eastern states

  middy – a roughly half-pint beer glass; known as a pot in Victoria and a ten-ounce in Tasmania

  miles – Australia has used the metric system since the 1960s, but “miles” is still often used as a figure of speech

  mozzy/mozzie – mosquito

  nappy - diaper

  Nurofen – trademark brand and generic term for ibuprofen

  occy strap – bungee cord, derived from “octopus strap”

  Panadol – trademark brand and generic term for paracetamol; the stronger version is Panadeine

  petrol – gasoline; “gas” refers to LPG

  pissant – worthless, contemptible

  pokies – poker machines or slot machines; illegal in Western Australia but a common sight in pubs and RSLs in other states

  Premier – the head of government of a state, equivalent to a Governor in the US

  Prime Minister – the head of the federal government. While the Queen is technically Australia’s head of state, represented by the Governor-General (who is in any case appointed by the PM), in practice Australia is entirely independent and the Prime Minister is the nation’s leader

  Red Rooster – roast chicken fast food franchise

  rego – car registration and license plate number

  RFDS – Royal Flying Doctor Service, a non-profit air ambulance service for remote areas

  ropeable – extremely angry

  RSL – Returned and Services League, a support organisation for Defence Force veterans, but also used to refer to an RSL club: a licensed venue with dining, drinking and gambling facilities which are open to the general public and a common sight in suburban Australia

  SAS – Special Air Service. An elite special forces unit, named after the British SAS

  sealed road – a bitumen or asphalt road, as opposed to an unsealed road of sand, dirt or gravel; equivalent to “metalled road” or “paved road” in the UK or US

  servo – service station or petrol station

  SES – State Emergency Service, a volunteer organisation which assists professional agencies during and after declared disasters, natural or otherwise. Recognisable by their orange jumpsuits. Not to be confused with the SAS, an elite military unit.

  she’ll be right – common expression meaning that everything will be okay

  smoko – smoke break (in the workplace); falling out of practice as smoking rates decline

  stickybeak – an inquisitive or prying person; also a verb meaning look, i.e. “go have a stickybeak around the place”

  stockman – mounted livestock worker on Outback cattle stations, i.e. a cowboy or cattle wrangler

  stroppy – cranky or argumentative

  sunnies – sunglasses

  suss – suspiciou
s, as in “it looked pretty suss;” also to infer or discover, as in “go and suss it out”

  Tassie - Tasmania

  thongs – flip-flops, and the cause of many a humorous misunderstanding with Australians overseas

  tinny – traditionally a can of beer, more commonly used now to refer to a small aluminium dinghy of the type used by recreational fishermen

  tradie – tradesman, or more broadly any blue-collar worker

  ugg boots – sheepskin boots traditionally considered daggy and associated with bogans; becoming popular overseas as a luxury fashion item, which Australians find hilarious

  uni – university

  unsealed road – a dirt, sand or gravel road, as opposed to a sealed road

  ute – utility vehicle (pick-up truck)

  VB – Victoria Bitter, Australia’s best-selling cheap beer

  WACE – Western Australian Certificate of Education; the high school exams and scores which determine university placement in the state of Western Australia

  Woolworths or ‘Woolies’ – one of two dominant national supermarkets, the other being Coles

 

 

 


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