THE LOCKPICKER
Leonard Chang
Books by Leonard Chang
The Lockpicker
Triplines
Crossings
Dispatches from the Cold
The Fruit ‘N Food
The Allen Choice Trilogy:
Over the Shoulder
Underkill
Fade to Clear
THE LOCKPICKER
Leonard Chang
Black Heron Press
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Mill Creek, Washington 98082-1396
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Copyright © 2017 by Leonard Chang
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ISBN: 978-0-936364-18-3
ISBN ebook: 978-0-936364-19-0
BLACK HERON PRESS
Post Office Box 13396
Mill Creek, Washington 98082-1396
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For Toni Ann Johnson
PART I
1
Jacob Ahn saw blank faces around him. He walked along Van Ness, his feet hurting from trekking fifteen blocks up a long incline in tight shoes, and he stared at the faces of passers-by. Everyone was dead. Their eyes were hollowed out, decayed, their expressions zombified. He stopped at a furniture store window and examined his own face; he was still there. He existed. You can never be too sure. He shifted his backpack to his other shoulder, felt the stubble on his chin, then continued walking up the noisy street.
In his backpack was $8,755.00 in cash, mostly hundreds and fifties. Jake had counted it twice since he had left Seattle. There was also the jewelry. All stolen, of course. His back felt warm, the heat of money spreading to his body.
The zombies encircled him and chanted. They clutched mindlessly at his clothes. He waded through. Cars and trucks shuddered by, their roaring engines rattling the pavement and store windows; Jake inhaled diesel fumes, tasting oily soot. The smell of something rotting rose up from the gutters, garbage packed down and pungent from parked cars. He continued forward.
His destination: the white and grey building jutting up into the skyline, near the top of the hill, the windows brown-trimmed with narrow black balconies underneath. It was even uglier than he remembered, his last visit here about five years ago. He had dropped by Eugene and Rachel’s unannounced, and they had made dinner for him. His brother Eugene kept saying, “Well, isn’t this a surprise.” When he told them he was in town to visit his girlfriend who had just moved here, his sister-in-law kept asking him to bring her over. But he left the city the next day, and had only spoken briefly to Eugene twice since then. Jake had trouble remembering what they looked like. He had broken up with that girlfriend shortly afterward.
His backpack was growing warmer. He wasn’t sure, but he thought he saw a few zombies staring at it. He stopped, checked and tightened the straps, then moved on. Ignore them. Zombies were usually curious about the living. It was natural. Vestigal memories haunted them.
He approached his brother’s concrete and stucco building, the white facade becoming more like laundry-water gray, the nearer he came, and he paused at the sight of a homeless man sitting on the curb with a “Supporting a family please help” cardboard sign. The man’s jeans were torn off at the knees, his red sweatshirt covered with brown stains. Jake walked towards the man and looked into his eyes. The man blinked, then drew back. His dried out and stubbled face wrinkled in fear. “What?” he asked. Jake then saw that this man was a zombie too and walked back to the building entrance. He used the intercom system to dial Eugene’s apartment on the twelfth floor, but no one answered. It was almost six o’clock. Jake could wait. He sat on the low brick wall that bordered a withering garden, and stared at the homeless man. Cars drove precariously close to the man’s bare shins. He glanced back at Jake a number of times. He soon picked up his plastic bag, and shoved his sign under his arm. “Get off my back, Chinaman,” he said.
Jake rose slowly from the wall, staring directly at the man. He took a step forward.
The man gave Jake the finger, and hurried away.
An elderly woman exited the building, her hands shaking as she pushed open the door. Jake slipped into the lobby before the door closed. Awful security. He took the elevator up to his brother’s floor, and walked down the dark, quiet hallway. Number 12G was at the end. Jake knocked, then rang the doorbell. Nothing. Well, hell. He might as well wait inside. He pulled out his leather pouch. He kneeled down. He felt a small pull in his groin. He waited. Once the pain subsided, he leaned forward and inspected the lock.
2
Lockpicking is a dead art. Make no mistake about it. Those movies of gentlemen thieves, the Cary Grantish dapper tuxedoes leaning politely down and picking a lock one-two-three-zip-zap—those are full of crap. That’s fantasy. Reality is brutal. Lockpicking has been shoved aside by crowbars and jacks that wedge open door frames, by messy saws and drills, by a meaty shoulder and a running start.
Doors are barriers, but they need not be broken through with stripped cylinders, sawed-off bolts, and splintered wood littered on the welcome mat. Doors and locks are puzzles to solve, mazes to navigate, questions to answer. It’s the subtle touch, not the slamming fist, that provides access to a locked apartment, a quiet click freeing the secrets behind a small piece of metal from Medeco or Corbin factories.
Consider this door Jake appraised. He first made sure the door was in fact locked. Once he had begun working on a door only to discover that it had been open all along. This door, his brother’s, was secure. He ran his fingers lightly across the stiles, feeling the grooves in the wood, until he reached the center. He pressed in, checking how much action there was—how tightly the door stayed sealed in the doorjamb. If the door was too tight, then he’d have trouble, since the latch assembly would be wedged against the jamb; he’d have difficulty feeling the nuances in his tension wrench. This door was snug, but not too snug. A small enough gap to work smoothly. He peered closer, smelling the greasy metal. There was a simple pin-tumbler, cylindrical lock in the door handle, and an additional tubular deadbolt above it, which might or might not have been engaged.
Jake sighed. Wasn’t life much simpler when all he had to think about was opening a lock? He stood, stretched, and looked up and down the hallway. It was quiet. He thought he heard the TV news coming from an apartment a few doors down. He returned to the the task at hand.
These days, most gorillas trying to break through a door might try one of the common, cruder methods. They might drill into the cylinder, destroying the pins. This is akin to a blindfolded dentist using a claw hammer to get rid of cavities. Or a gorilla might use a high-grade screw to bore into the key hole, then yank out the entire cylinder with a pair of pliers. If the pliers are really strong, a gorilla could simply grasp the entire cylinder itself, violently twisting it until it broke. Even worse, and Jake really objected to this method, was the gorilla way of jacking or crowbarring the door frame apart, exposing the lock, then sawing off the lock bolt. Sawing! You might as well ram a truck through the house.
Jake tried to be neater. First, he took out his snapping wire, which looked like a large safety pin and was simply a shortcut first attempt before using his picks. He inserted the snapping end along with his tension wrench into the keyhole. Using the spring action of the wire—pulling it down and letting it snap up and lightly hit the pins inside the lock—Jake then tried to force the pins into place by applying pressure to his tension wrench, turning the cylinder. He was in effect jamming the pins up to thei
r correct opening positions. It wasn’t as pure as using his picks, but it was easy and fast, and worked about half the time. There were even pick guns that worked on the same principle, everything mechanized and loaded into a small pistol-shaped tool, and pulling the trigger snapped a small wire in the lock. But Jake never bothered with those. They were bulky and expensive. The snapping wire, just one long piece of thin metal bent into a curly “u” shape, was disposable, simple, elegant.
With the wire, it was still about touch, about feeling the slack in the cylinder, the tension wrench clicking into place. He worked quickly, snapping the wire, then checking the wrench. The tension wrench wasn’t a “wrench” in the toolhead sense—it was another small piece of metal wedged into the keyhole and twisted while picking. It duplicated the turning action of a key. That was all. Very straightforward. Very easy.
Snap, click. Snap, click. After a few more snaps he felt the wrench give a little, and he slowly turned the cylinder, unlocking it.
Here we go, he thought.
Question: Which way do you turn? Clockwise or counterclockwise?
Answer: Doorknob locks almost always turn clockwise. As for padlocks, Master locks go in either direction. Yale locks clockwise. But here’s a tip: before you begin anything, use the wrench to test both directions. You’ll feel the pins engage when you turn the lock in the correct direction. In the incorrect direction, you’ll feel solid metal resistance.
Jake tried to push open his brother’s door, but the deadbolt was engaged.
Good for Eugene. Jake had always warned his brother to use both locks. The deadbolt was a wonderful invention. Security is very important, you know.
He tried snapping the deadbolt the same way, but was unsuccessful. The deadbolt looked newer than the door handle, with fewer scratches around the keyway, the brass shiny; there might not have been enough leeway in the shear line. No problem. He looked through his small pack of tools, and selected his rake pick, which used a similar principle as snapping. Here he used the jagged pick head and raked (or “scrubbed,” as some people termed it) the pick back and forth, trying to force the pins up to the correct height. Yes, it was another rough and quick method, but he would be derelict if he didn’t try these methods first. There was a procedure he liked to follow, moving from simple to intricate, quick to methodical.
The raking didn’t work either. A decent lock. This was not unexpected.
He unsheathed his diamond pick, one of his favorites. Unlike the zig-zagged rake pick, the sharp hook pick, or the bulbous ball picks, the diamond pick had a simple triangular head, and yet it opened so many different kinds of locks. Pin tumblers, disk tumblers, wafer tumblers, double wafers, warded locks, lever locks. You name it, the diamond pick—in the right hands—can open them all. Hell, he could even use the diamond to emulate other picks, such as the ball pick, by turning it upside down. Beautiful. He used to practice with this one, keeping his fingers in shape. He’d wear down the head so quickly that he’d always have a couple of spares.
Jake settled down in front of the deadbolt. He looked up and down the hallway. Where was everyone? It was past six. Possibly dinner. He set in his tension wrench and inserted his diamond pick, feeling the contours in the keyhole, pushing up each individual pin inside the lock, essentially imitating a key one notch at a time. He used the tension wrench to feel if he had clicked the pin above the shear line.
It was all about touch. A delicate, sensitive touch.
He couldn’t see anything inside the lock, of course, and the only indication of progress was the tiny twitch of the individual pin “breaking” at the shear line, the point at which the pin allowed the lock to begin turning. He felt it in the tension wrench, a fraction of a fraction of a millimeter. The turning pressure helped keep the clicked, spring-loaded pins in place, so the slightest movement in the wrong direction could change their position and force him to start over. It was like balancing spinning plates. He couldn’t forget the other plates as he spun a new one.
He worked on the five pins, moving from back to front, setting the pins in place while keeping the wrench at the right pressure. Then, after the last pin, Jake felt the wrench loosening as he turned the cylinder, now freed from the pins, and he slowly unlocked the bolt.
Jake always felt a pleasant rush when he picked a difficult lock, even if this one was his brother’s. It was the feeling of satisfaction mingled with surprise, that he could actually do this, bypass locks meant to keep him out. He touched the deadbolt, then pressed his index finger over the keyhole, letting the small gap indent his fingertip. It was a superstitious gesture that he had started years ago—he wasn’t even sure how or why he began doing it—but now, after a diamond pick job, he let the lock pinch his finger. Thank you.
He put away his picks, and pushed open the door slowly, listening. He waited, but didn’t hear anything, and slipped in. He immediately checked for an alarm control unit, and relaxed when he found nothing.
The apartment was dark, silent. He stood still, and smelled beer. He heard a clock ticking. For the first time in days he felt relatively safe. He patted his backpack and stepped forward. Welcome, welcome.
3
Jake snooping in his brother’s condo: Checking the bedroom bureaus and night tables. Finding software magazines and sleeping pills on Eugene’s side, books of all kinds on Rachel’s. Faith and Philosophy. Homeopathic fertility guide. Resist the Clock. Astroglide lubricant underneath Rachel’s NewStyle magazine. A Bible on the floor. A Bible? Interesting. Jewelry box filled with fake pearls, tangled bracelets, and a gold herringbone set. Decoy box. More jewelry stashed in her stockings. Typical ploy. Ah. The good stuff. Sapphire and diamond bracelet, 14k gold. Diamond rings. Nice colors, ranging from one to three carats. Tsk, tsk. Ought to use a safe deposit box. Other drawers containing clothes, underwear—hm, black silk, open crotch, naughty kids. Microsoft boxers. Wait, a joke? Yes. Microsoft Sucks boxers. Eugene and his software company. Very funny. Closets filled with suits, slacks, shirts, dresses, ties—many, many ties—sport coats still in the plastic from the cleaners, belts, leather jackets. Too many clothes. Too many things. Weighing them down. Next room: guest room and library. More books. Software, computers, business, competition, The Art of War, Management for Dummies, Fundamental Financial Analysis, Buffett’s Way, Freeing the Fun Within You, Fertility, Fertility, Fertility. Bought out the bookstore. Philosophy. Why Are You Here? In Defense of God. Existentialism for Beginners. Presocratic Thinkers. The Meaning of This. Photos of Eugene and Rachel. A rubber duck. The next room, an office. Two computers. A stereo system. Whoa. Nice. Must be new. Huge speakers. iPods. Tablets. TV stereo surround sound. Bastard. When did he get this? Satellite TV. The small dish on the balcony. Five hundred channels. Five hundred. DVD library. Movies, documentaries. X-rated movies. Hello. Naughty kids. Wait. Home movies? Tsk, tsk. More framed photos. Strangers. Friends of theirs. Rachel’s family. A few dying plants. The ones near the window turning brown. The ones in the kitchen already dead. Dust balls in the corners. Dishes piled in the sink. Stains and sticky brown spills on the counter. Old beer. Stinking up the place. Newspapers and magazines on the floor and coffee table. Unmade bed, dirty laundry overflowing the hamper next to the closet, mildew in the shower. No toilet paper. Box of tissues on the toilet tank. Toothpaste almost empty. Refrigerator filled with bottled water, beer, soft boxes of old Chinese food. Hardened pizza. Freezer filled with empty ice trays, frost spiking up at the edges. Starving. Finish the cold, tasteless pizza. Stay away from that Chinese food. Rest on the stiff, leather sofa. Watch a little TV. Five hundred channels. What a kick. Rest. Long day. Rest. Long week. Rest. Long month. Rest.
4
The sounds of someone opening the front door woke Jake. He grabbed his backpack, and sat up quickly. His brother Eugene stepped into the apartment, and stopped. “Jeez, what the hell are you doing here?” Eugene said.
Jake blinked. His brother’s abruptness was familiar, comforting. He noticed that Eugene had put on some weigh
t, thickening around his middle, his face fuller. He wore a business suit, though his tie was loosened and crooked, his jacket rumpled. There was a thin sheen of sweat covering his forehead. He looked green. Jake checked the clock; it was past midnight. He said,“Don’t tell me you’re just getting in from work?”
Eugene sighed and nodded, closing the door behind him. “Did the super let you in?”
“Uh, yeah.”
The way Jake said this made Eugene look up sharply. He was about to protest, but shrugged it off. He pulled off his shoes painfully.
“Where’s Rachel?” Jake asked. “And when did you get satellite TV? Five hundred channels, man.”
“Rachel took off for a couple of days.”
“Took off?”
“Took off.” Eugene gave Jake a tired look. “She wanted a break from me.”
“A break from you? You’re kidding.”
“Just for a few days. She wanted time to think.”
“To think.”
“Stop repeating what I say.”
Jake nodded. He wasn’t sure how to respond. “That’s a surprise.”
“Yes, well.” Eugene took off his tie and threw it over a chair. He shrugged off his jacket and sat down heavily. “What’re you doing here?”
“I blew Seattle and thought I’d stop by.”
“Blew? Moved away?”
“Moved away.”
Eugene saw the backpack. “Where are you going?”
“I’m not sure.” He glanced down. “Yes, this is all I have right now. I got rid of most of my stuff.” This wasn’t entirely true. He had simply left his things in his apartment. It was a quick decision. A necessary one.
“What happened?”
Jake shook his head. “It’s complicated.”
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