“Vaska—can it be you! It is, I do believe, the voice of course.” Then his own voice sank. “I hope you will accept my apology at this late date. I never did feel right about helping that Kraj to capture you. Even though I was unconscious for a day and a half, I was still rather happy you had escaped. I know you were a spy and all that, but…”
“Say no more. The matter is closed and I prefer to think of you as the roommate of our drinking days.”
“Most kind. Would you grant me the courtesy of shaking your hand?”
We shook and I looked at him curiously.
“You’ve changed, for the better I think. Put on a little weight, polished up the old manners.”
“Thank you, Vaska. Most kind. Stopped drinking so I have to watch my diet now. And I don’t have to worry about flying those filthy spaceships any more. My family were always innkeepers, traditional trade and all that. Until the draft got me. A pleasure to return to something I know, and right at the top too as you can see. Shortage of good hotel men now. If you will sign here.”
He handed me the pen and continued in the same neutral voice, only not as loudly.
“I hope you will pardon my saying this is a bit of emergency, so please don’t jump or turn around. But there has been a man staying here ever since we opened, one of Kraj’s men I do believe, and he has the staff terrified. I didn’t know what he wanted until this moment. I believe he is after you and I hope you are armed. He is coming from the right, behind you, wearing a plum jacket and yellow striped hat.”
It was a holiday—and I was unarmed. For the first time in a long time I swore silently that it would be the last. Then I remembered Angelina and saw her bending over the robopram again.
“I don’t wish to bother you dearest,” I said, smiling, an itchy feeling crawling up my back and into my skull. “But the man in the plum jacket coming up behind me is an assassin. Do you think you could do anything about it—and keep him alive if possible?”
“How sweet of you to ask!” she said, laughing, patting the pile of diapers in the pram.
I stepped back to the desk, watching her. Charming, relaxed, smiling, touching her hair.
Taking her time too. I opened my mouth to mention this fact—just as her arm snapped down. There was a muffled shriek behind me and I turned and ducked.
It was all over. Plum coat had lost his striped hat—and his pistol as well which was lying on the rug. He was reaching for the knife that projected from his upper arm, making little scrabbling motions. Then Angelina was at his side, chopping his neck and lowering his unconscious figure to the floor.
“Holiday world, indeed,” she sniffed, but I knew she was enjoying herself.
“You’ll get a medal for this, my sweet. The Corps will take care of this lad and I imagine they will extract information about his home planet, which will be a relief.” I turned back to Otrov.
“Thanks for saving my life.”
“Not at all, sir. I always believe that it is the little extra services that count. Now—may I show you your room?”
“You may, and a drink as well. You’ll join us in a glass won’t you?”
“Well, just this once, seeing as how it is a special occasion. And I must say that you are a lucky man to have a wife who shares your same enthusiasm and talents.”
“It was a match made in crime and some day I may tell you all about it.”
I looked on fondly while my Angelina neatly wiped her knife off on the unconscious man’s shirt, then stowed it back among the diapers. I was sure that when the children got older they would appreciate her talents.
She was the sort of mother every boy should have.
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