by Rex Stout
But there was another interruption a little after eleven o'clock. The phone rang, and Wolfe hates to answer it, so I went and got it at my desk.
"Nero Wolfe's residence, Archie Goodwin speaking."
"This is Richard Wragg, Goodwin." The voice was a drawl, smooth and low-pitched. "I want to speak to Wolfe."
We had known that might happen, and I had instructions.
"I'm afraid you can't, Wragg. He's engaged."
"I want to see him."
"Good idea. He thought you might. Say here, his office, at eleven in the morning?"
"I want to see him tonight. Now."
"I'm sorry, Wragg, that isn't possible. He's very busy. The earliest would be eleven in the morning."
"What's he busy at?"
"He's reading a book. The FBI Nobody Knows. In half an hour he'll be in bed."
"I'll be there at eleven."
It sounded as if he cradled it with a bang, but I could have imagined that. I turned to Wolfe. "I called him Wragg because that's his name. Eleven o'clock tomorrow morning. As expected."
"And desired. We must confer. When your game is finished."
I rose. "It won't take long. I just melded three hundred and forty."
13
I need, and nearly always get, a good eight hours' sleep, but that night I got six. At 1:10, with Wolfe gone up to bed, and also Fred and Orrie, and Saul on the sofa in the front room, I was about to crawl in on the couch when the doorbell rang. It was Fritz and Jarvis and Kirby, and when I saw Kirby stagger across the threshold I wondered what ditch the Heron was in. I asked him where the car was and he just goggled at me, his lips pressed tight. Thinking he was sticking to the instructions, I told him he could talk now, and Fritz said he could not talk now because he was too drunk, and added that the car was out in front, perfectly all right, but only the good God knew how it had got there. He took them up to their room in the elevator, and I put on shoes and my overcoat over pajamas, and went out and took the Heron to the garage. Not a scratch.
The first number on the program for Friday was scheduled for 8:30. At 7:45 I turned on the will power and rolled out, got my arms full of blankets and sheets and pillow, and made it up to my room. When I came out of the bathroom after showering and shaving, Fred and Orrie were sitting on the edge of the bed, yawning. I remarked that we would be leaving in an hour and twenty minutes and they told me to go soak my head, but I already had. I was expecting to have to manage my own breakfast, but as I was going downstairs Fritz emerged from Wolfe's room, having delivered the breakfast tray nearly on time. It was 8:28, and I went to the office and started the day by dialing Mrs Bruner's number and got her. I told her I was sorry to disturb her so early in the day, but I had an important message, and would she please go out to a booth and ring me at a certain number, which I gave her, at 9:45 or as soon after as possible. She said it would interfere with an appointment and how important was it, and I said extremely, and she said all right.
So we could take our time at breakfast, and it was just as well. Fritz knows that Saul and Fred and Orrie all like eggs au beurre noir, so that was the main item, with toast and bacon, and two rounds for each of us, two eggs to a round, added up to sixteen eggs. The expense account for that operation was going to be a lulu.
With the credentials in my pocket, I left the house with my bodyguard at 9:40, walked to the drugstore at the corner, and stationed myself near the booth. With my understanding of women, I was prepared to wait up to twenty minutes, but at 9:46 it rang, just as a man who had entered was heading for the booth. As I lifted the receiver I decided that he was not a G-man come to take the call; he didn't look the part.
Mrs Bruner said she hoped it was really important because she would be late for her appointment.
"You couldn't possibly have any appointment half as important," I told her. "Forget appointments. You are to be at Mr Wolfe's office at a quarter to eleven, not one second later."
"This morning? I can't."
"You can and must. You have told me twice that you didn't like my tone, but that was nothing compared to the tone you'll hear unless you say you'll be there. Mr Wolfe might even return the hundred grand."
"But why? What is it?"
"I'm just the messenger boy. You'll find out when you come. It's not just important, it's vital."
Short silence. "A quarter to eleven?"
"Or earlier."
More silence. "Very well. I'll be there."
"Wonderful. You're the perfect client. If you weren't rich I'd marry you.
"What did you say?"
"Nothing." I hung up.
I didn't feel vital, with only six hours' sleep, but I felt important as I walked crosstown to the Continental Bank and Trust Company on Lexington Avenue with the winter wind at my back. Not many men have had such a bodyguard-the best operative between the two oceans plus two damned good ones. If you think we were overdoing it, what if I stumbled and cracked my skull, or what if I ran into a siren who dazzled me and she turned out to be a G-woman? Anyway, they were there in the house and a walk would do them good. At the bank I went downstairs first, to the safe-deposit box, and stashed the credentials. Upstairs, as I cashed a check for five grand to replenish the cash reserve in the safe, I was thinking that it had been just nine days, to the hour, since I had been there to deposit the retainer. I had thought then that there was one chance in a million. Now…
We had to step on it to get back to the old brownstone by a quarter to eleven, and we barely made it. We were in the hall, shedding coats, when I saw Mrs Bruner's Rolls pull up out in front. When she reached the stoop I had the door open. Fred and Orrie started off, but I called them back.
"Mrs Bruner," I said, "how would you like to meet three men who, working for you, rode sixty miles in a truck, curled up inside wooden boxes with the lids screwed on? And who stood for twenty minutes last evening with guns pointed at two FBI men while Mr Wolfe told them things?"
"Why-I would like to."
"I thought so. Mr Saul Panzer. Mr Fred Durkin. Mr Orrie Cather. You will spend some time with Mr Panzer. If you don't mind, I'll put your coat in the front room. Richard Wragg, the top G-man in New York, is coming, and shouldn't see it."
Her eyes were wide but her mouth was closed. I decided to marry her in spite of her pile. As I took her coat Fred and Orrie headed for the stairs, to hang around outside the South Room and not let Jarvis and Kirby come down and interrupt the conversation.
At the kitchen end of the hall there is an alcove on the left, and around the corner in the alcove there is a hole in the wall at eye level. On the alcove side of the hole there is a sliding panel, and on the office side the hole is covered by a trick picture of a waterfall. If you stand in the alcove and open the panel you have a view of most of the office through the waterfall, and of course you can hear.
Taking Mrs Bruner to the alcove, followed by Saul, I slid the panel and showed her the hole. "As I said," I told her, "Wragg is coming and will be in the office with Mr Wolfe and me. Mr Panzer will bring the stool from the kitchen, and you'll sit here on it, and he'll stand here. It will last anywhere from ten minutes to two hours, I don't know. You won't understand everything you hear, but you'll understand enough. If you feel a cough or sneeze coming, go to the kitchen fast on your toes. Saul will motion to you if-"
The doorbell rang. I stuck my head around the alcove corner, and there he was on the stoop, five minutes ahead of time. I told Saul to get the stool, and as he headed for the kitchen I started down the hall. At the door I looked back, got a nod from him at the alcove corner, and opened the door.
Richard Wragg was forty-four years old. He lived in an apartment in Brooklyn with a wife and two children and had been with the FBI fifteen years. Detectives know things. He was about my height, with a long face and a pointed chin, and would be bald on top in four years, or maybe three. He didn't offer to shake, but he turned his back as I peeled his coat off, so he trusted me to a certain extent. When I ushered him to the
office and to the red leather chair he stood and looked the room over, and I thought he was too interested in the picture of the waterfall, but perhaps not. He was still standing when the sound of the elevator came and Wolfe entered and stopped short of his desk to say, "Mr Wragg? I'm Nero Wolfe. Be seated." As he went to his chair Wragg sat down, found he was only on the edge, and slid back.
Their eyes met. From my angle I couldn't see Wolfe's, but Wragg's were straight and steady.
"I know about you," Wragg said, "but I've never met you."
Wolfe nodded. "Some paths don't cross."
"But now ours have. I assume that this is being recorded."
"No. There is equipment, but it isn't turned on. We might as well ignore such matters. I have assumed for a week that everything said in this house was overheard. You may have a device on your person. I might have my recorder going-though, as I say, I haven't. Let's ignore it."
"We haven't bugged this house."
Wolfe's shoulders went up an eighth of an inch and down. "Ignore it. You wanted to see me?"
Wragg's fingers were curled over the ends of the chair arms. At ease. "As you expected. We don't need to waste time shadow-boxing. I want the credentials you took from two of my men last night by force."
Wolfe turned a hand over. Also at ease. "But you are shadow-boxing. Retract that 'by force.' The force was initiated by them. They entered my house by force. I merely met force with force."
"I want those credentials."
"Do you retract your 'by force'?"
"No. I acknowledge that your retort was valid. Give me the credentials and we'll talk on even terms."
"Pfui. Are you a dunce, or do you take me for one? I have no intention of talking on even terms. You came to see me because I constrained you to, but if you came to talk nonsense you may as well leave. Shall I describe the situation as I see it?"
"Yes."
Wolfe turned his head. "Archie. Mrs Bruner's letter engaging me."
I went to the safe and got it. As I returned Wolfe nodded at Wragg, and I handed it to him. I stood there, and when he had read it I put out a hand. He read it again, slower, and handed it over without looking up at me, and I went to my desk and put it in a drawer.
"Quite a document," he told Wolfe. "For the record, if there was any espionage of Mrs Bruner or her family or associates, which I am not admitting, it was in connection with a security check."
Wolfe nodded. "You say that, of course. A routine lie. I am describing the situation. Your men departed last night, leaving their credentials in my possession, because they dared not call on the police to rescue them. They knew that if a citizen charged them with the crime of entering his house illegally, and pushed the charge, the sympathy of the New York police and the District Attorney would be with the citizen. You know it too. You will not take legal steps to recover the credentials, so they will not be recovered. I shall keep them. I suggest an exchange. You engage to stop all surveillance of Mrs Bruner and her family and associates, including the tap on her telephone, and I-"
"I haven't conceded the surveillance."
"Bah. If you- No. It's simpler to rephrase it. Disregarding the past, you engage that from six o'clock today there will be by your bureau no surveillance of Mrs Bruner or her family or associates, or her house, which includes a wiretap, and no surveillance of Mr Goodwin or me, or my house. I engage to leave the credentials where they are, in my safe-deposit box, to take no action against your men for their invasion of my premises, and to make public no disclosure of it. That's the situation, and that's my offer."
"Do you mean engage in writing?"
"Not unless you prefer it."
"I don't. Nothing in writing. I'll agree to the surveillance part, but I must have the credentials."
"You won't get them." Wolfe pointed a finger at him. "Understand this, Mr Wragg. I'll surrender the credentials only if ordered to by a court, and I'll contest the order with all my resources and those of my client. You may-"
"Damn it, you have four witnesses!"
"I know. But judges and juries are sometimes whimsical. They may capriciously doubt the credibility of witnesses, even five of them-counting me. It would be fatuous for you to question my good faith. I have no desire to enter into a mortal feud with your bureau; my sole purpose is to do the job I have been hired for. As long as you harass or annoy neither my client nor me, I shall have no use either for the credentials or for my witnesses."
Wragg looked at me. I thought he was going to ask me something, but no, I was just a place to give his eyes a rest from Wolfe while he answered some question he had asked himself.
It took him a while. Finally he went back to Wolfe.
"You've left something out," he said. "You say your sole purpose is to do the job you've been hired for. Then why have you been investigating a homicide we have no connection with? Why has Goodwin gone twice to see Mrs David Althaus, and twice to Morris Althaus's apartment, and why did you have those six people here last Thursday evening?"
Wolfe nodded. "You think one of your men shot Morris Althaus."
"I do not. That's absurd."
Wolfe got testy. "Confound it, sir, can't you talk sense? What could they have conceivably been after when they invaded my house? You suspected that I had somehow discovered that three of your men had been in Morris Althaus's apartment the night he was killed, as indeed I had. They had reported to you that he was dead when they arrived, but you didn't believe them. At least you doubted them. I don't know why; you know them; I don't. And you suspected or feared that I had not only learned that they were there but had also secured evidence that they, one of them, had killed him. Talk sense."
"You still haven't told me why you were investigating a homicide."
"Isn't that obvious? Because I had learned that your men had been there."
"How did you learn that?"
Wolfe shook his head. "That's reserved."
"Have you been in touch with Inspector Cramer?"
"No. I haven't seen or spoken with him for months."
"Or the District Attorney's office?"
"No."
"Are you going to continue the investigation?"
A corner of Wolfe's mouth went up. "You know, Mr Wragg, I am both able and willing to relieve your mind, but first I must be assured that I have done my job. Have you accepted my offer? Do you assure me that from six o'clock this afternoon there will be no surveillance of any kind by your bureau of Mrs Bruner or anyone connected with her?"
"Yes. That's settled."
"Satisfactory. Now I ask you to make another engagement. I want you to return here, when requested by me, and bring the bullet which one of your men picked up on the floor of Morris Althaus's apartment."
It probably wasn't easy to faze Richard Wragg. You don't get to be the top G-man at the most important spot, next to Washington, if you faze easy. But that got him. His mouth came open. It took him only two seconds to close it, but he had been fazed.
"Now you're not talking sense," he said.
"But I am. If you'll bring me that bullet when I ask for it, it is next to certain-I am tempted to say certain-that I can establish that Althaus was not killed by one of your men."
"God, you're raw." Wragg's mouth wasn't open now. His eyes were narrowed to slits. "If I had such a bullet I might bring it just to call you."
"Oh, you have it." Wolfe was patient. "What happened that night in Althaus's apartment? A person I'll call X-I could give a better name, for now X will do-shot him with his own gun. The bullet went through him to the wall and fell to the floor. X departed, taking the gun. Soon your three men arrived, entering just as they entered this house last night. Shall I go into detail?"
"Yes."
"Here they didn't ring the bell because it was known, so they thought, that the house was empty. It had been under surveillance for a week. They rang Althaus's bell, and probably his telephone, but he didn't answer because he was dead. After they had searched the apartment and got what they had
come for, it occurred to them that you would suspect that one of them had killed him, and as evidence that they hadn't they took the bullet, which was there on the floor. That violated a law of the State of New York, but they had already violated one, why not another? They took it and gave it to you with their report."
He flipped a hand. "Possibly their bringing the bullet, instead of convincing you of their innocence, had the opposite effect, but I won't speculate about your mental processes, why you didn't believe them. As I said, you know your men. But of course you still have the bullet, and I'm going to want it."
Wragg's eyes had stayed narrow. "Listen, Wolfe. You trapped us once, damn you. You trapped us good. But not again. If I had that bullet I wouldn't be sap enough to give it to you."
"You will be a sap if you don't." Wolfe made a face. There are a few slang words he likes and uses, but "sap" isn't one of them, and he had uttered it. He straightened his face. "I concern myself with this because I have an obligation-to the person from whom I learned that your men were there that night-and I don't like obligations. Exposing the murderer will cancel that debt and, incidentally, relieve your mind. Wouldn't you like it to be established that Althaus was not killed by one of your men? Bring me that bullet, and it will be. I make another offer: bring me that bullet, and if your men are not cleared within a month by disclosure of the murderer I'll give you those credentials. It shouldn't take a month, probably not even a week."
Wragg's eyes were open. "You'll return the credentials?"
"Yes."
"You say 'disclosure.' Disclosed to whom?"
"To you. Disclosed sufficiently to convince you that your men are innocent-of murder, that is."
"You make an offer. What guarantee would I have?"
"My word."
"How good is your word?"
"Better than yours. Much better, if that book is to be believed. No man alive can say that I have ever dishonored my word."
Wragg ignored the dig. "When would you want the bullet-if I had it?"
"I don't know. Possibly later today. Or tomorrow. I would want to receive it from your hands."