“Miss Jay Dee, this is a fancy restaurant,” Tanis scolded with a smile.
I pouted my bottom lip out. “Sorry. Want me to lick it off?” I teased.
His eyes widened so I did just that, I licked the little smudge of dessert off of his cheek.
When I was done, I smiled at him but his eyes were closed and he wasn’t breathing, and my smile fell. “I’m sorry,” I instantly apologized.
“Do not apologize, Miss Jay Dee,” he said and opened an eye, looking over at me. “That was most enjoyable. I guess we should have started with dessert,” he purred.
“Ha ha,” I snorted and rolled my eyes. “Goddamn wine.”
“Goddamn wine indeed,” he mused, licking his lips.
I settled the check while Jay Dee used the loo. I didn’t want her to see the thousand-dollar plus tip tab. It drove me nutter how cheap and humble she was. Usually when you tell a woman to order whatever she wants, they order the most expensive thing on the menu simply because it’s expensive. But no, not Jay Dee. Heaven forbid Jay Dee do something completely expected of a six-foot, blonde, supermodel looking seventeen year old! She picked the shonkiest thing on the menu simply because it was shonky! And obviously she was hungry; she ate as much food as I did, which was saying a lot. Never had I met a woman that could put down two eighteen-ounce steaks and some of everything on the menu. It was beyond impressive, and as ridiculous as it was to say, really sexy.
Women with appetites were a major turn on.
The wait staff eventually asked us to leave as it was well past closing time, and well past the time Jay Dee was supposed to be home; I was silently praying that she wouldn’t get into a barney, because if she were grounded, it’d mean that I couldn’t see her tomorrow and I so desperately longed to see her again. The amusing thing was, neither of us had noticed that we were alone in the small restaurant; we were completely preoccupied with each other.
As we talked, our chairs moved closer and closer, until our bodies were eventually touching and her leg wrapped around mine under the table. The contact sent a burning line of desire ripping through me, and more than once I had to look away from her as I struggled to remind myself that she was human, a mere teenager, and that I was a three-century vampire that didn’t fancy young, blonde humans.
It did very little to resolve the problem that had aroused in my trousers.
It had been more years than I cared to attempt to remember since I’d felt so at ease talking with someone. There was something about Jay Dee that caused me to open up and say the words that I had fought for centuries to bury deep within me. Somehow she effortlessly resurrected within me the poet, romantic, human, but most importantly, Tanis. It didn’t matter what I said, or how off-colored and slightly morbidly depressing it came out, she never questioned it. Jay Dee was completely accepting of everything I told her, and more than once a tear formed in the corners of her eyes from my admissions. It was a struggle to keep my hands to myself; they were literally shaking with a longing which I had never known before. Never had I wanted to caress a woman’s cheek, to wipe away the tears building in her large, onyx eyes, more than I did during dinner. And it was damn near the death of me to keep from pressing my lips to hers for a snog. I wasn’t sure if she’d welcome the intimate exchange or hit me over it—the stubborn woman was rather difficult to read at times.
When Jay Dee stepped out of the loo to join me, a smile consumed my face and my heart raced. That type of reaction to a human, to anyone for that matter, wasn’t normal and it should have terrified me. Change for vampires, especially physical change…being a vampire had nothing to do with it; change for narked, cynical arseholes like myself was never good. I hadn’t smiled in years, centuries it felt like, and I hadn’t laughed like that in longer than I could remember, and yet each I was doing without thought or question, without second guessing why I was happy…why I deserved to be happy and feel and experience the most simplistic of emotions, and I loved it. I hadn’t realized how much my closed off, narked at the world, cynical pessimistic nature had taken from me…had kept me from.
“Are you positive you are not going to get in a barney, Miss Jay Dee?” I asked, opening the door for her, offering her my hand but she didn’t take it.
Bloody, stubborn self-sufficient bird!
Jay Dee chewed on her little finger while she waited for me to join her, her eyes following my every move. Sadly, I had to take my time because it was stimulating in all the wrong ways at the moment, and I hadn’t a table to hide my arousal under.
A soft, almost perverse purr rolled from between her lips when I joined her and I visibly shivered, and my eyes fought to roll in the back of my head.
She is the bloody devil!
“If you mean trouble, not likely. But can I use your phone?” Jay Dee asked and it was in front of her before she finished asking. “That vampire speed is so damn cool!” she giggled, dialing the mobile.
Now I have her number!
“Hey Jarvis,” she whispered.
“Where in the hell are you?” Jarvis demanded, his voice echoing throughout the interior of the car, causing the phone’s reception to break up slightly.
“Bellingham,” Jay Dee groaned and rolled her eyes. “I lost track of time at dinner, but we’re on our way back now. Will you tell Mom and Dad that I’m sorry I’m late and it was totally an accident? Pretty please?” she pouted, making a face and I snorted at her theatrics.
“Dude, Dad is freaking out! One of those goddamn suckheads are missing.”
“So?” she huffed. “Not about Dad but about the vampire. Who cares if one is missing or dropping way too much money on overly priced Italian food. Big deal.”
I smiled; she was such a naughty thing.
Jarvis ignored her. “You know how the pack is! They’re hell bent that he’s on a murderous rampage! Are you okay? You didn’t see any suckheads did you? You know that suckheads have an appetite for hot, blonde virgins in the moonlight and you fit into that first victim in a vampire flick mold pretty damn well, Sis.”
“I do not!” she shot back, her cheeks flushing a delicious shade of red.
Murderous rampage? What in bloody hell…wait, she’s a virgin? I like the sound of that way more than I should.
“And don’t worry about the missing vampire,” Jay Dee said, pulling me from the outlandish and very perverted images that were suddenly flooding my mind, “the only thing he killed was a butt load of Italian food and like six bottles of wine.”
I rolled my eyes, turning the car around and headed towards the highway.
I should give her a bloody spanking for that.
There was a moment of silence on the line.
“Sis, who in the hell are you with?” Jarvis choked.
“Tanis.”
“Please, oh God, please tell me he’s some new kid who has an expiration date of less than a century!” he pleaded, whined and pouted all at the same time.
I thought Jarvis was her brother, not her sister! What a whiny bird.
Jay Dee roared with laughter and it made me smile; I loved her laugh. It was so carefree and womanly like the rest of her, but it was youthful and filled with an innocence and sense of adventure for life that was admirable and addictive. I envied it because I wanted that in my laugh as well, but I was well aware that just being in the presence of the woman, of the source of the unbridled innocence and wonder, was more than I deserved so I wouldn’t allow it to make me narked or bitter.
“This isn’t funny, young lady!” Jarvis snapped, suddenly turning from her brother to her sister, and now her father.
“Yup, it is,” she said, making a silly popping sound emphasizing the P. “I will be home soon, and don’t worry, he doesn’t want to suck my blood,” she said the latter sounding like The Count from Sesame Street. I was waiting for her to go ‘One vampire, ha ha ha. Two vampires, ha ha ha.’ That’s one of Steffen’s daft jokes when he’s all to pot.
“Dad is going to kill you,” Jarvis said, pronouncin
g each word deliberately so nothing was lost in translation.
Jay Dee closed her eyes and twirled a lock of her white blonde hair around her fingers, her lips twisting into a delicate, sexy, unconsciously seductive pout and my hands were once again shaking with longing.
I peeked down at my crotch and silently berated myself.
You are over three hundred years old and you can’t control your prick around this bird? What is your problem?!
I didn’t have an answer, but thankfully Jay Dee was too distracted by her rambling, infantile brother to notice my distress and arousal.
“No he won’t,” she finally said, pulling my attention. “If he wants to be mad at me, tell him to consider it an early birthday present. See you soon, Bro.” She hung up the mobile and handed it to me. “Thanks and sorry about that, I know your super hearing picked all that up.”
“Do not worry about it, Miss Jay Dee. I have heard worse, and I do not have super hearing…it was just rather difficult to ignore a man who speaks that loudly on the phone and in such a heightened level of feminine hysterics. Early birthday present?” I asked, changing the subject.
“Yeah, they marked my birthday as the day I joined the Lhaq'temish and pack...it’s on Friday,” she said with a shrug. “And you better not have super hearing,” she mumbled the last part under her breath so I ignored it. I was too irritated at the stubborn woman for keeping her birthdate from me. In all fairness, it didn’t come up in conversation, but still.
“Allow me to ask you this,” I said when I pulled onto the highway, “if you could have anything in the world that brass...money could buy, what would it be? There are no restrictions, however it has to be purchasable or within reason. Asking for immortality is not within reason,” I quickly added; that was all I didn’t need, a teenager asking for me to bite her so we could spend eternity hating each other.
Jay Dee sighed and looked out the side window. And after five miles of silence she answered, “A really nice digital camera and laptop for my brother. That way he can capture all of the amazing and unimaginable things he’s seeing in Europe. And hopefully he wouldn’t be an asscrack and would email me pictures so I can experience them with him…in a sense.”
Bugger. I should have seen that one coming.
Yes, I should have. It fit into her personality perfectly, and a part of me would have been disappointed if she hadn’t said something irritatingly humble like wanting something for her daft brother. But at the same time, I had to press it to make sure that she was real. People…human, vampire, werewolf, witch, it didn’t matter…like her didn’t exist. That I knew of. Secretly, I kept waiting for the mirage effect to fade away, revealing the ugly reality, and that’d be when I found out that she wasn’t an amazing, beautiful, humble, caring, considerate and empathetic creature, and instead she was really a boring, mundane demon in guise, and was solely on this earth to taunt me with false hope for the future, and to teasingly wave potential happiness in front of me but just out of reach.
“You may have anything in the world, anything at all, and you want something for someone else for your birthday?” I asked the obvious.
Please be real. Please be real.
Jay Dee lolled her head to the side and smirked; the look on her face made it more than apparent that I had just asked the daftest question in the world, and honestly, I might have, but inside I was smiling like a nipper with their first nudie mag.
“Miss Jay Dee, in all of my many years of life, I do not think that I have ever met anyone like you,” I admitted before I could stop myself and she gave me an amused look. “It is frustrating yet mildly refreshing,” I quickly added the latter and she made a face which made me chuckle.
“Glad I could be of service,” she dryly said. “When’s your birthday?”
Bugger. I walked into that one.
“It was harder to keep track of that type of thing when I was born, since we used sundials and hourglasses in the year of Our Lord. However, if I had to venture a guess, it was in the early spring. Me brother sends flowers in the spring to celebrate me birthday. He says it is because when I was a nipper I would pick flowers and put them in me flowing golden locks, and would spin around in a petticoat and panniers.” I laughed, he was such a prick.
“That is a very disturbing mental picture,” Jay Dee said in a level voice.
I shrugged, trying to keep from laughing. “Sometime in March most likely,” I finally told her since she wasn’t finding me nearly as amusing as I was finding myself at that moment. “Why do you ask?”
Jay Dee ignored my question and asked one of her own; I hated it when she did that. “Same question. If you could have anything that money can or can’t buy, what would it be?” she asked then chewed on her little finger, looking at me with those large, onyx eyes, her long black lashes appeared to be waving at me as she batted them in a slow, torturous, almost methodical manner.
The woman was a bloody demon and didn’t even know it!
“I’m waiting,” she playfully sang, resting her head on my shoulder and looked up at me, a soft, beautiful smile filled her face, making her appear angelic and delicate, but the mischief dancing in her deep dark eyes told the truth; she was anything but.
To be honest, I liked her head on my shoulder. It felt right…if there was a sense or feeling which should have accompanied the action, it would have been that. Having Jay Dee touching me, teasing me, talking to me, hell, just spending time with me, felt right. And I like it way more than was appropriate, especially considering she was human and I was a vampire, she was young and I was old, she was a virgin and I was not, but most importantly, she was innocent and I was anything but.
It was wrong, but wrong never felt so right.
Jay Dee is a human, a teenager at that, and I’m a seventeenth century vampire who is finally looking at the world through rose tinted glass… Bloody hell, the annoying, deeply buried romantic would have to rear his annoying head when at the most inopportune time.
“I never really thought about it,” I eventually admitted since telling her the truth, what I thought I wanted from her, would have scared her off, and, not to mention, was felonious in the states. “When I figure it out I will let you know,” I offered, hopelessly, when she pouted.
“And I’ll put a bow on it for you,” Jay Dee assured me with a level of finality in her voice to the likes of nothing I had ever heard before, and she leaned back and resumed looking out the window.
Bugger! She did not have to go and do that. I rather was enjoying the heat emanating from her cheek on my shoulder. I can still feel the warmth of her inadvertent touch…I wonder if all of her is that warm? Ugh! Bloody hell. I haven’t been laid in months and now it’s coming back to bite me in the arse.
Reel it in, Tanis. You are a goddamn vampire, a three hundred year old vampire that has unprecedented control over the calling, so you should be able to control your bloody prick around a young bird!
“I really did have a nice time tonight,” Jay Dee said softly, pulling my attention from the internal argument I had slipped into with myself. Possibly she knew that I was losing it, in a matter of speaking, and that I needed a distraction so she was offering me one without making it obvious.
It was a nice thought.
“Thank you for dinner. It was exceptional,” she continued, her eyes moving over my face many times, “and I’m sorry for being a pain in the ass about the monetary thing. It isn’t easy for me to accept things from people, help or otherwise, y’know. That wasn’t how I was raised. So when a stranger comes along and spends over a grand on dinner with someone they just met, it tends to throw some flags up.”
Bloody hell, she knows how much dinner was? Shite.
I swallowed loudly. “We all have our little hang-ups,” I said. “I work very hard for me brass, so when I spend it I make sure that it is worth it, and you, Miss Jay Dee, are worth it. Admit it, you would have fought me over a thousand-dollar dinner or a five-dollar value meal,” I pointed out and the c
orners of her mouth twitched; I was right. “I do not understand entirely why everyone is so rude to you and treats you like a pleb...I mean scrubber...shite, never mind. I am not articulating meself very well.”
She nodded. “No shit?”
Sarcasm noted.
“You are not worthless, regardless of what the others you go to school with may think or say. I have met countless people in me lifetime and you are honestly one of the most interesting, fascinating, kind, caring and amazing people I have ever met. Unless you went on some type of killing spree that you are not telling me about, I do not get it. I am gobsmacked.”
Jay Dee sighed loudly. “I’m sorry. I don’t know what to tell you, but I can confirm that I didn’t go on a killing spree. Sometimes I wish I could though,” she said darkly before laughing. “What do you do?”
I smirked. “I do lots of things, what do you do?”
It was fun to poke the blonde little caged kitty simply because I could.
She cocked an eyebrow, not at all amused. “To earn money,” she clarified.
“Oh, that,” I dramatically said and she smacked me in the chest. “Ow. Abusive bird,” I hollowly complained so she smacked me again—it was, yet again, turning me on. “I yield. You cannot laugh,” I warned and she nodded. “I used to compose when I was younger. When the age of radio came along, I got into jingle writing. Me estate gets royalties from them still. I use various names to write under because writing music is too mainstream, but no one knows who writes jingles so it is safer that way.”
Even though she said she wouldn’t, she laughed. “Seriously?”
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