by Alexis Angel
I go back down to my pussy, using the same two fingers to scoop some more cum, but this time I bring them up to his face. I brush them over his lips and he grins at me, knowing what’s on my mind. The moment he parts his lips, I push my fingers inside his mouth and a shiver goes up my spine as I feel him sucking on them, taking his own cum into his mouth.
“I guess I can still learn a thing or two from you,” he tells me, that easy tone on his voice.
“You have no idea,” I tell him, and I mean it. Somehow, I don’t think this is going to be the last time we’re together. No, this was too good for that too happen. Our paths have crossed and they won’t veer off from one another any time soon. For better or worse.
More Sluts 2/27/2016
The next stop on the slut bus is fucking your prof!
Thank you for everyone who dropped suggestions for Python! I'm incorporating them today so I should be reaching back out to you!
Till then I'm thanking you by including a Freebie below from my homegirl KB Winters as well as expanding the Drippy contest! Next vibe announced March 3!
Mona Cox has new book out ;)
God, I love Mona. I mean I love what she represents, you know? When we were all free and single and happy and fun and didn't have a worry in the world? I mean we were usually broke girls right? But we worked the extra couple hours to buy that dress to wear to the party that night. Hoping that the guy we were going to shake our ass for would be taking that same dress off later on that night.
Somewhere along the way life happens. And it happens worse for women than men. We work because we want to be self-supporting. But we also have kids. And people expect women to take care of kids almost all the time - even if they fucking work.
I'm sorry, a man can't cook fucking soup? Or cut some damn apples? Or do groceries>? Gimme a fucking break tell me guys can't do that.
Now, if my guy is a alpha male billionaire that's making $500 million a year and we're living on the top of One57 where he fucks me with his giant cock and makes me cum, I can absolutely be his lil' domestic slave and cook and clean and suck his cock and take care of his kids. Because I know that in the evening he'll be done providing for me and he'll shower me with money and cum and the money will stick to my sweaty breasts and he'll fuck me real good and pull outta my pussy and shove his cock in my mouth and I'll swallow both our juices. Yummy.
But if he's like alpha male billionaire, or outlaw, or whatever, and if he's just someone who's working the same as me - or what if he's not working and I AM WORKING??
Then homeboy best start getting the oven mitts and cookbooks out if he ever wants to taste my pussy again.
Thank God I'm not married yet or have kids but I think I'm going to put this on my eHarmony profile. Wonder if I'll get any hits.
So the moral of the story? Mona Cox has a new book! Check it out with the blurb!
Love!
Alexis
Python 2/28/2017
This 12 inch Python is going to smack you on the face...
But you're going to like it. You're going to want to grasp it. Then run your fingers over it, up and down the shaft. You'll put it in your mouth and tease it. Lick it. Taste it. You'll bunch your tits together and rub it between them. You may even stick it inside of you if you're brave. And it'll quiver with unrestrained lust. And then it will blow up, covering you with cum.
Yup. This is totally going to happen. You're going to have orgasms as you read this book because it has everything in. Want to be tied down and fucked by three guys? That might be in there. Not telling. Want to have someone lick your ass as you fuck someone? Great.
This book is not for kids, babe. Hell, it may not even be for most adults. I think if the wrong people read this, they would totally look at me and say "Oh my God, Alexis Angel is casing the death of western liberal family values!"
Well, that's not me. I'm just empowering women. And telling them that sex is good. And that they've been denied too long so now it's time to have as much as possible!
Oh I have such an amazing story from last night! I'm thinking..okay, I'm going to tell it on Friday (tomorrow) because today I wanted to focus on Python. I also have a treat from the Dirty Lil' Angels tomorrow!
I just wanted to drop a line and say hi! Let you know about Python. And Mona is still for sale. And some recommendations! I have a super funny story and the new Mona cover tomorrow - it's already in DLA though if you wanna check it out!
Hmm, other than that, back to writing for me!
Make sure you join the giveaway happening for a chance at a vibrator!!!
Love!
Alexis
3 Inches 3/1/2017
So like maybe last week I met this guy...
Anyways so we've been talking for a while and then earlier this week I had some free time in the evening and wasn't doing anything so I told him to come over to my place. I mean the intention that I had was that he was going to come over to my place and fuck me.
Whoa, right? Lets take a step back and evaluate our life choices lol! No, fuck it. I was horny and I wanted to get fucked. I'll totally go one more step further. I wanted to get fucking defiled. Like cock ramming my pussy and making my head explode with the power of a thousand fucking suns, ya know?
So the guy comes over. And I'm like great, this is gonna be fun! It's already like 11:45 pm and I showered and shaved and even wore cute underwear and put on perfume and lipstick and was all set to be completely annihilated by his cock.
So at first he's got some okay moves. Not super, but you know, I can still deal. He's grabbing my ass and licking the nips okay I guess. I'm enjoying it sorta.
So I put my hand down his pants, and OH MY GOD.
That must be like a fucking 3 inch dick down there.
Now, I practice safe sex. I want all of you to know who are reading at home that safe sex is the only sex that I practice. I'm not looking to go have a secret baby.
But the only condoms I have are Magnums. Right. He might as well use them to carry his phone and shit because his cock is for sure not going to go in there.
So you're going to totally laugh when you hear what I ended up doing and what's happening now. But I can only continue tomorrow.
But you know, if you miss being a single woman in the city and the crazy shit we used to get into...then Mona Cocks is your girl. Click on her if you haven't seen the latest, and then check out Mia and some others after the jump.
Oh, if you're new to the NL - welcome. Wanna catch up on the story as it's been going on? Then hop into Dirty Lil' Angels and right now we're giving away a free book!
Love and kisses and lots of hugs!
Alexis
3 Inches Continued 3/2/2017
That's right. His dick was 3 inches!!!
And no, he was not a grower. He wasn't even a shower.
I mean, I must have jerked it a few times and it got hard. Like it was sticking out like a pinky. I thought about putting it in my mouth too, but worried that I might accidentally lose it. I mean does it count as deep throating if you take the whole cock but the whole cock is 3 inches?
So....what's a girl to do? In the words of Isobel who replied back to me, I had just gotten dressed up to get jiggy and it turned out there wasn't much there to get jiggy with.
Right, so I asked the guy.
"UIhmm, can you get it bigger?"
Which is prolly not the best question to ask a guy when he's moaning to you, "Oh yeah baby I'm gonna pound you with my cock."
So his eyes go wide open and I'm like, "Is it hard?" which I figure is tons worse to say than "Is it in?"
The guy totally starts to stammer and stutter.
Now here's the crazy part. During the day, this guy is like alpha male big dog. He's like a Director at Credit Suisse which is a big Wall Street bank. He tries to act like all that. Yeah, I just basically cut his ego down with 3 words.
Literally ladies, you ever wanna exact vengeance on your guy use those three words if you want. But its the nuc
lear option, because they will never recover unless you help them.
So I helped him. I was like, "Well, lets get me off first, since you won't get me off with just fucking. And then, I dunno, I guess I could take two fingers and jerk you off."
Somehow he agreed to that. So he starts going down on. And guess what I start to do? I go on Facebook! So there I am, checking Facebook on my phone, my legs spread wide and this guy licking my pussy and I actually posted a few things in Dirty Lil' Angels. See if you can't guess what they are.
I had a PM convo on Facebook too with some Naughty Angels. And they said something that made me laugh.
And the guy looks up, and he's like "Are you still there?"
And I realized that this was going nowhere. So the guy started getting dressed as I just sat there ignoring him, on my phone. The worst part for him?
There's so much man candy in Dirty Lil' Angels that I started looking at it and it got me wet. So I mean, I was already kinda naked, so I started touching myself.
Entirely forgetting that the guy was still getting dressed.
So he looked at me as if I was like the Queen Bitch, entirely destroying his confidence.
You wanna know what I say?
To him, I say grow a pair of fucking balls - maybe your dick will grow bigger. And welcome to what being a woman was like for so long. I'm going to destroy men if they don't please me and I'm going to fucking enjoy it.
I'm going to try and email you tomorrow but def Saturday because that reminds me of a story I have to tell you when I went to Bali and hired myself a guy to be my slave for the whole time I was there (including sex). One of the best experiences. But that's for next time.
Oh, if you're new to the NL - welcome. Wanna catch up on the story as it's been going on? Then hop into Dirty Lil' Angels and right now we're giving away a free book!
Love and kisses and lots of hugs!
Alexis
FB Jail 3/5/2017
I'm in Facebook Jail!!
So I'm too hot for Facebook. They put me in jail. For 24 hours. Whatever. I gave them the finger. Actually I had a pretty fun exchange with them and they'll reinstate my account but I had to get Mona Cox ready and Python is coming out soon! I'll have the link!
But one thing I have to do is delay the finalists for the vibrator challenge to tomorrow, which means we announce on March 6 instead of 5 going forward.
Remember, menage scenes for a vibrator. Or...pictures of Dark Angel.
Oh yeah, I'm going to Hawaii. I'm going to be having sex with like this guy who invited me to come over. I'm still getting my own place but I plan to ride his cock at least three times a day.
Nope, not looking for a relationship. Just looking for a lot of his cum on my tits. Maybe some of it on my mouth. Definitely none of it in my pussy (can you imagine me with a baby? I'm still a brat!) and then I wanna get him to lick it off me too. Oh and then maybe do some daddy/daughter roleplaying - that's gonna be fun.
Some stepbrother roleplaying. Oh, I want him to spank me. Tie me up. I wanna see if maybe I can get a four way - haha, where all my holes get filled. But he might be a jealous type. We'll see.
Oh yeah, somewhere along the way I guess there is some beaches and volcanoes and shit...I don't know if I care. Only one thing I wanna see erupt the next 8 days and when it comes to squirting hot, thick, gooey, liquids....
Love and kisses and lots of hugs!
Alexis
Hawaii 3/6/2017
So by the time you're reading this, I'm on a plane to Hawaii!
8 days of sitting in my bikini on the beach. I have so many books I wanna read! And then I'm gonna have so much sex!
But fear not! I will be constantly on Facebook and online and writing fun emails to you guys!
I'm also not gonna stop releasing Mona Cox books anytime soon. Today I'm downloaded Dirty Money by Michelle Love so that will make the flight go by so much faster.
Although it might leave me kinda hot and bothered, lol. Imagine what happens when you get an itch you wanna scratch and you're hurtling through the air in a closed metal tube that looks like a cock?
I mean, do I ask for a blankie and and recline and get myself off?? Do I go to the lavatory?
And what if I'm sitting next to a cute guy? Can I ask him to help me??
So many unanswered questions about airplane masturbation and sex! I dunno if I'm gonna make it off the plane without getting off! LMAO!
So lets see if I got everything. Lingerie? Check. Bikinis? Check! High heels? Check! Vibes? Yup! Condoms? Yup! Kindle? Got it.
My business manager (the guy who makes sure to actually publish my books after I wrote them) just shakes his head when he listens to what I'm gonna pack, but you know what I say? Guys don't understand what it's like being a girl. 80 degrees and humid, and I can just spend the day wearing a bikini, because women are beautiful.
Sure guys are beautiful, but they've so fucked up their whole thinking that they can't really appreciate what another guy looks like. Not true for women. We are sisters! I can look at another woman and say easily, "oh, I love how that bra makes her boobs look bigger" or "she's got a cute butt".
Guys can't say, "oh look at his V" because they've made us all think that's weird. So let them shake their heads at me, I'll shake my ass at them and get them hard! And then they'll come towards me because their cocks will get bigger and I'll scooch back just a lil' and rub my ass on them, getting them even harder. Like, precum will be leaking.
Then I'll bat my eyes and say, sorry boys! I'm going to hang out with my girlfriend! And I'll give her a lick in front of them - making their eyes explode lol!
And that's how easy it is to manipulate men! Never let them get the upper hand on you, ladies!
Oh, and guess what? Mona Cox is live!!
Love and kisses and lots of hugs!
Alexis
Eruptions 3/7/2017
So I had the first of many eruptions in Hawaii so far lol!
So basically my day is broken down into 1) reading, 2) eating, 3) tanning on bach, 4) writing, 5) drinking, 6) getting fucked...
I know a lot of authors so I basically asked them before I left and said hey gimme new stuff to read. So they gave me the filthiiiiiest stuff and I sit there in a bikini reading and getting wet.
Then I go drink and get the sexual thoughts really running rampant so in the evening I'm primed and lubed to have just insane quantities of sex.
That's the plan.
So far yesterday I got to the condo and got boned. Didn't get much of a chance to do much else.
I'm posting some pics of Hawaii in Dirty Lil' Angels too - just because it's a closed group and stuff. You're welcome to come see them. I promise, no cum stains on anything - just pics to make you feel you were here.
One thing I realized too was that in the five hours coming to Hawaii how much I missed interacting with readers.
I'm sorry, but I'm just so fucking grateful for so many wonderful people who are around me. From my Dirty Lil' Angels, to my Naughty Angels, my ARC Angels, my Art Angels, and all my readers - I <3 you all so much.
A bunch of you have been coming to me for advice on sex stuff, or about sex toys, or getting cute lingerie. I'm totally happy to help you give you advice to enjoy being a woman. I'm actually incredibly humbled and honored. Please don't ever feel shy or embarrassed or that I'd have better things to do.
Love and kisses and lots of hugs!
Alexis
Hawaii Sex 3/10/2017
I came so hard...
But then the guy wouldn't leave! I mean, he was great while he was hard, but then he got all soft and I'm sorry I have to go to the beach and do some writing. What's a girl to do?
I mean, I can't even throw out his clothes off my balcony because he was wearing only board shorts when he came out.
So I told him I could fall in love with him if I kept seeing him. And boy did that get him the hell outta my place.
Gotta love guys and their fear of commitment. Says the
girl who doesn't want them around after the sex is done.
Have you ever wanted a guy gone after sex? What did you do to get him out? Tellll meeeeee! Who knows, I may end up putting it in a book!
Anyways, I have some recommendations and I'm going to announce the $25 winner for opening this email tomorrow!!!
Oh, if you haven't gotten Python yet, it's #73 in the store! Get it now!