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by Peg Cochran




  PRAISE FOR

  Allergic to Death

  “[A] delicious, de-liteful debut. Gigi is a heartfelt protagonist with calories to spare. Tasty food, a titillating story, and a spicy town and theater, rife with dramatic pause. Add a dash of romance, and you have the recipe for a successful series.”

  —Avery Aames, Agatha Award–winning author of the Cheese Shop Mysteries

  “Full of colorful characters, delicious diet foods, a rescued dog, and an intriguing mystery, Allergic to Death is tasty entertainment.”

  —Melinda Wells, author of the Della Cooks Mysteries

  “The meals that Gigi Fitzgerald makes may be low in calories, but author Peg Cochran serves up a full meal in her debut book.”

  —Sheila Connolly, New York Times bestselling author of the Orchard Mysteries

  “A delicious amateur-sleuth tale . . . Culinary cozy fans will take De-Lite with Peg Cochran’s first recipe.”

  —Genre Go Round Reviews

  Berkley Prime Crime titles by Peg Cochran

  ALLERGIC TO DEATH

  STEAMED TO DEATH

  Steamed to Death

  Peg Cochran

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  STEAMED TO DEATH

  A Berkley Prime Crime Book / published by arrangement with the author

  Copyright © 2013 by Peg Cochran.

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  ISBN: 978-1-101-62380-0

  PUBLISHING HISTORY

  Berkley Prime Crime mass-market edition / June 2013

  Cover illustration by Teresa Fasolino.

  Cover design by Sarah Oberrender.

  This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents either are the produc of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental The publisher does not have any control over and does not assume any responsibility fo author or third-party websites or their content.

  PUBLISHER’S NOTE: The recipes contained in this book are to be followed exactly a written. The publisher is not responsible for your specific health or allergy needs that may require medical supervision. The publisher is not responsible for any adverse reactions t the recipes contained in this book

  To my readers who took a chance on new writer and purchased my first book I hope you will enjoy this one as well.

  Acknowledgments

  First, I want to thank my editor, Faith Black, and my agent, Jessica Faust, for all their help in launching my writing career.

  I’d like to thank my writing buds—Avery Aames, Laura Alden, Janet Bolin, Krista Davis, Kaye George and Marilyn Levinson—for their brainstorming, hand-holding, plot ideas, encouragement, support and stories that made me laugh.

  And, of course, my family for their support and patience through the sometimes difficult process of producing a manuscript!

  Contents

  Praise for Allergic to Death

  Also by Peg Cochran

  Title Page

  Copyright

  Dedication

  Acknowledgments

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Recipes

  Chapter 1

  Giovanna “Gigi” Fitzgerald was relishing the bite of her newly sharpened chef’s knife in the plump, ripe neck of the zucchini lying on her cutting board when she noticed an ominous sign. A very ominous sign.

  Water was puddling on the floor by her feet, and the miniature lake was spreading by the second. Within moments it was lapping at the toes of Gigi’s sneakers.

  The water was coming from the cupboard under the sink. She opened the door cautiously and bolted backward as water sprayed out, soaking the legs of her jeans and enlarging the creeping flood on her floor.

  Her cottage was old but in decent shape. Gigi had spent several hundred dollars on an inspection before signing the papers that put the charming, hundred-year-old house in her name. Not that the inspection really made any difference. She’d been determined to have the cottage no matter what—it was the first place she’d felt at home in many years.

  She knelt down and, shielding her eyes from the spritzing water, examined the pipe. It was caked with rust and looked to be original to the house. Maybe if she’d paid the inspector more he would have taken the trouble to bend down and examine the plumbing under the sink?

  Gigi sighed. The timing couldn’t be worse. She was in the midst of preparing some test recipes for Branston Foods. They were interested in producing a line of Gigi’s Gourmet De-Lite Dinners, and she had to create a number of dishes that would translate well to being flash frozen and stuffed into a cardboard container.

  And she had all the hors d’oeuvres to create for Felicity Davenport’s upcoming party to celebrate the fact that her soap opera, For Better or For Worse, had won the newly created Merrill Award. Felicity had originally hired Gigi to help her lose weight. Felicity had joined the cast of the soap in her twenties and had quickly become the star, but now, in her forties, she’d found that creeping middle-aged weight gain was not making her any more attractive to the camera.

  Felicity had also hired Gigi’s best friend, Sienna Paisley, to organize her comeback campaign, which would launch when Felicity was ready to emerge, like a butterfly from its chrysalis, having lost twenty pounds and been made over from head to toe. Sienna had given up a six-figure income as a publicist to move to Woodstone, Connecticut, to run the Book Nook and hopefully, start a family. Her husband Oliver’s new law practice had been slow to take off, and they needed the income.

  Gigi supposed she ought to turn the water off at the source. She remembered that there was a valve of some sort in the basement. She dried her hands on her jeans and headed down the dark, winding staircase.

  Gigi found the control after several false starts. The knob was covered with cobwebs, and she shuddered as the thin strands tickled the backs of her hands.

  There. The water was off. That would at least stop the lake that was slowly forming on her kitchen floor.

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nbsp; Gigi climbed the stairs back to the kitchen, swiping at the insistent cobwebs still clinging to her hair. She retrieved the phone book from her desk drawer and ran her finger down the listing marked “Plumbers.”

  There were two. No one answered at the first location. Gigi listened to the brief message before clicking off. She glanced at the phone book again. It looked like it would have to be Hector’s Plumbing and Heating.

  • • •

  “Pipe’s sprung a leak,” Jackson, or at least that was the name embroidered above the pocket on his shirt, said, rising from his knees.

  Gigi bit back a sharp retort. “Really?” she said with only a hint of sarcasm.

  Jackson nodded his head. “Yup. Big leak. The pipe’s all rusted out.” He knelt down again, his knees giving a creak that sounded like a gunshot. He opened the cupboard door and stuck his index finger through a hole in the pipe. “You need a new pipe,” he concluded.

  “Can you replace it for me?”

  “Gotta order it first.”

  “How long will that take?” Gigi twirled a strand of auburn hair around her finger—something she always did when she was stressed.

  “Dunno. A couple of days maybe.”

  Gigi groaned. “But I can’t wait that long. Isn’t there something you could do temporarily?”

  “Like what?”

  I don’t know, you’re the plumber, Gigi wanted to say, but she bit her tongue again. “Like maybe a patch or something?”

  “Wouldn’t hold.”

  Gigi felt like stamping her foot. There had to be something that could be done!

  Jackson took a dog-eared pad from his back pocket. “Do you want me to order the pipe for you?”

  “Yes,” Gigi all but screamed. “Obviously there’s no alternative.”

  Jackson looked confused.

  Gigi gestured toward the paper in his hand. “Yes,” she repeated. “Please order the pipe for me.”

  Jackson licked the end of his pencil and laboriously penned a note.

  “Want me to call you when it comes in?”

  “Of course.”

  “It’s just a leak. Nothing to get all worked up about,” Jackson said, replacing the notepad and pencil in his pocket. “We’ll have it fixed for you in no time,” he called over his shoulder as he left.

  No time! Gigi thought. She wondered what sort of eternity no time amounted to. She paced the kitchen, furiously darting evil glances at the offending pipe. She had to have her kitchen back. There was only so much she could do without water. Correction. She couldn’t do anything without water. She felt panic rising in her throat like a tidal wave. She stared at the vegetables spread out across her worktable. They all needed to be washed before she could do anything with them. Fortunately, Felicity was her only client at the moment. She’d offered a sum handsome enough for Gigi to take a break from providing meals for upward of a dozen people at a time. And she’d asked Gigi to prepare light and tasty hors d’oeuvres for the huge bash she was planning. The entire local “A” list had been invited along with a smattering of New York people plus Felicity’s manager, leading man, and costar. Woodstone had been buzzing about the event for weeks. Gigi had enlisted Alice, who worked part-time at the police department, to help.

  The phone rang, and for one delusional minute Gigi thought it might be Jackson calling to say the new piece of pipe had arrived, and he’d be right over to install it. Of course, in reality, Jackson was probably still in her driveway trying to fit his key into the lock of his truck door.

  Gigi grabbed the receiver. “Hello?”

  “Gigi? It’s Felicity.” Gigi recognized the actress’s fruity tones and well-practiced modulation even without the introduction.

  Gigi groaned. What was she going to say if Felicity asked her how things were going? She’d always been taught that honesty was the best policy, but more than once that had landed her in hot water.

  “Actually, Felicity, I’m in a bit of a bind. My kitchen pipe sprang a leak, and the plumber won’t be able to fix it for several days.”

  Felicity made a sound that Gigi took to mean she was sorry to hear that, but then Felicity quickly plowed ahead with what she had planned to say herself. “Listen, some of our guests for the party are arriving early, and a few may be spending a day or two with us afterward. It’s turning into something of a house party since we’re all currently on hiatus from the show. Our housekeeper normally does the cooking for me and Jack, and it’s perfectly fine, but I’d like to offer my friends something a notch above. Is there any chance you’ll consider acting as chef for a few days?”

  “Ah . . . ah . . . sure,” Gigi stuttered.

  “It would probably be easiest if you just moved in temporarily. My kitchen is state-of-the-art, and I have a very comfortable spare bedroom you should find suitable.”

  “I don’t know . . . I can’t leave Reg—he’s my dog—alone—”

  “Bring him,” Felicity said in a voice that clearly brooked no opposition. “We’ve a golden, and she’s pining for some canine companionship.”

  • • •

  That was that, then, Gigi thought as she stuffed some clothes into an overnight bag. Reg, her West Highland white terrier, hovered around her legs, weaving in and out and making the process take twice as long as necessary. “Don’t worry, you’re going, too.” Gigi bent down to scratch his ears. “Felicity is a big dog lover and insisted you come along.”

  Reg watched as Gigi shoved a worn pair of jeans into the suitcase. He tilted his head to one side and fixed her with a beady stare.

  To Gigi it looked as if he were saying, Why are you bringing those old things with you? If she hadn’t sunk all her money into the purchase of the cottage, perhaps she could update her wardrobe. She drooled every time she went past the window of Abigail’s on High Street. But she didn’t regret her decision—not for a minute. And with the deal with Branston Foods actually looking as if it would go through, she’d soon have a bit more leeway when it came to spending money.

  • • •

  Gigi heaved her weekend bag into the trunk of her bright red MINI Cooper and settled Reggie in the front seat. He immediately stuck his head out the partially opened window, but then pulled it back when he discovered there wasn’t any breeze.

  Gigi gave a last backward glance at her cottage. She’d watered the asters in the planter, swept the steps and put out the fat pumpkin she’d purchased at the local farmer’s market. She hated leaving her cozy little home, but there was no help for it. Without water, she was up a creek. Although perhaps that wasn’t the most apt analogy!

  Gigi glanced at the front windows of the Book Nook as she drove down High Street. She knew Sienna wasn’t there—Felicity had given her a small office on the third floor of her house to work in. Sienna had rather reluctantly left the reins of the shop in the hands of Madison Frost, the sullen twenty-something who had been helping Sienna for several years. People had become used to seeing her behind the counter of the Book Nook, and the subject of her nose ring was no longer a topic for conversation around town.

  Gigi passed Abigail’s where something pink, fluffy and very feminine was hanging in the window. She noticed Reg’s head swivel toward the garment as they drove by. “Someday, boy, I’m going to buy stuff like that. You wait.”

  Gigi instinctively slowed as she passed the police station, although she was already slightly under the speed limit. It would be too embarrassing to be picked up for speeding and possibly have Detective Mertz come out of the building. Gigi found him infuriating and attractive in equal measures. She was almost sure he was interested in her, but then, he still hadn’t asked her out although they’d known each other for several months.

  The green and white striped awning that had shaded the front of Al Forno, an Italian restaurant, had been replaced with a red one with Declan’s Grille written on it in white letters. Gigi felt a pang every time she went past. Life in Woodstone wouldn’t be the same without Emilio and Carlo. She felt her face get warm at
the thought of Carlo and pushed the gas pedal a little harder. Declan’s retreated in her rearview mirror, and Gigi tried to turn her thoughts toward Felicity’s upcoming party and the menu she was planning.

  Gigi came to the end of the High Street shopping area and turned right. The road wound away from town past several old churches and cemeteries with crumbling headstones, clumps of trees and finally open fields. About a mile down the road, she began looking for the fence that heralded the beginning of Felicity’s property.

  She caught sight of it at the last minute and came to a screeching halt, grateful that no one was behind her. She backed up carefully and turned down the long drive that zigzagged through a copse of trees. They were so dense that Gigi reached to turn on her headlights, but right before she did, she exited the trees and was out in the open again with the sun peeking through her window.

  Felicity’s house, a southern-style colonial, stood on a slight rise and was flanked by weeping willow trees whose leaves were starting to turn yellow. The house was over one hundred years old but had been meticulously restored. Of course, it was only one of Felicity’s many residences—there was also the Manhattan apartment with spectacular views of Central Park and the Palm Beach condo that was right on the beach. Felicity’s salary for acting in For Better or For Worse had plenty of zeroes after the initial figure, but her husband, Jack Winchel, really raked in the money as the manager of a large hedge fund.

  Gigi passed the house and pulled her car up to the curb just beyond. She supposed Felicity would tell her where she wanted her to park.

  Reg dogged Gigi’s heels as she retrieved her overnight bag from the trunk of the car, along with several grocery bags, and mounted the wide brick steps to the house. She wondered if she was expected to go around to the servant’s entrance. Every great house such as Felicity’s had one of those, along with a set of back stairs and a rabbitlike warren of rooms on the top floor meant for staff.

 

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