The Slightly Bruised Glory of Cedar B. Hartley

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by Martine Murray


  ‘That’s because I’m not in love, dummy.’

  However, we both knew I was something. But you absolutely can’t admit it, whatever it is. If you admit something it becomes real, and once something is real it can be ruined. Whereas it’s much safer if it only exists in your head; it’s protected by your skull; it’s not out in the open, like a sitting duck, as they say.

  The kiss, however, happened right out in the open, and although I didn’t see it, since I was too busy being kissed and I had my eyes closed, I knew it was a real thing. A real live kiss. I felt it and it happened to me all at once, and I figure it happened to Kite as well, since it seemed to just happen – bang! – like the immaculate conception (which actually probably didn’t happen with a bang, it probably happened very, very quietly, like a lullaby, but anyway you get the idea). Neither of us made it happen. It was as if something else was directing the show. In fact if we’d thought about it I don’t think we would have done it then and there, just after we finished our circus performance, in front of a whole crowd of people, including der-brains like Harold Barton who just had to go and yell out, ‘Lovers!’ That made Kite blush and then I blushed and then we were so embarrassed that we haven’t ever spoken about it, let alone tried it out again. That kiss was one hell of a sitting duck all right, but still I wouldn’t take it back. Nope. No way. Not for anything. Not even for a holiday in Hawaii.

  Of course Caramella knows everything, every little detail, every little thought that went through my head while my hand was being held and my mouth was being kissed, but still I can’t say straight up, ‘I’m in love,’ because I’m not sure I know what that is. A crush is different. I know about crushes because they happen all the time; they’re so easy to get, you can get one without even really knowing the person you’ve got one on.

  When I was a kid I had a crush on Puff the Magic Dragon, and I reckon Barnaby has a crush on Nick Cave from the Bad Seeds, but I know for sure he wouldn’t want to kiss him. Mum has a crush on Hugh Grant, and she’d admit it out loud to anyone. I call these ‘public crushes’. They’re kind of sturdy but perishable, whereas a private crush is much more interesting and vivid and tender. For instance, there may be a boy on your tram who you only see every now and then, but every time you do your heart starts to make you feel funny. You might have to tell your best friend about this kind of a crush. It’s as if you’ve found a very fragile butterfly and you have let it live in your heart.

  I have the most unusual crush of all, of course, because I’m leading an unusual life and so mostly I do things a little bit differently. My crush is on someone who has never ever breathed or wept or bled or farted. His name is Holden Caulfield and he doesn’t exist, except as a character in a book that was written years ago, way before I was even born. It’s Barnaby’s favourite book, so I had to read it too, even though Barnaby thinks I don’t really appreciate it ’cause I’m not old enough. I think I do appreciate it, because if ever I could meet Holden Caulfield I’d fall in love in one blow, as long as he didn’t sneer or smell bad. (I’d probably forgive him if he smelt bad, but not if he sneered.)

  So, it’s about the most natural thing in the world to get a crush. A crush happens upon you the way a pimple does, just like that – pop! – without you even thinking about it. Only they’re much more fun to focus on. Sometimes I suspect pimples could even be a result of all that heat a crush can make, cooking up things inside your head and making little red lumps out of it, on your skin.

  But love…I don’t think it gives you pimples. It gives you other kinds of troubles, even worse than pimples, like heartbreak, for one. You can read about it in novels. Here’s how I think it works:

  For one thing, love doesn’t just happen. It takes a while. And it’s real. It’s not just a thing you imagine, it’s a thing you do. Things you do for real can get muddy and deep and scary, and also thrilling. Like playing footy. Or surfing. But what would I know? I’m too young to really be in love. I’m only just thirteen. I haven’t even been surfing yet, but don’t worry, I intend to.

  So, my crush is Kite.

  Kite Freeman.

  Chapter 3

  The kiss wasn’t the terrible, terrible thing that happened, but it’s relevant because it makes the terrible, terrible thing even more terrible. It happened at the rehearsal.

  Caramella and I were late, on account of our sleuthing activities. Kite and Oscar were already there. Oscar was lying flat on his back on Kite’s garage floor, and he was singing.

  I am the walrus koo koo kchoo, koo koo koo kchoo.

  But he’s not a walrus; he’s just a very tall guy with an acquired brain injury. Before he acquired the injury to his brain, you would have been likely to see him lying on his back singing koo koo kchoo because he’s naturally berserk in an artistic way. His brain injury just makes him slope when he is standing and walking, and when he talks the words come out slower. But apart from that he’s still got the same Oscar soul – it’s just harder for him to crank it out. It’s as if all the hard drive is still there but the keyboard doesn’t work as well, so if you press Control you might not get control. Oscar gave his brain an almighty whack by falling off the Hills Hoist in his backyard while practising acrobatics, so, if nothing else, take this piece of handy advice from a reckless daredevil like me:

  Don’t hang upside-down on the Hills Hoist. Also, don’t try anything tricky or dangerous like a back flip without someone helping you. There are things you can do with a Hills Hoist (like hang your old teddy bear on it and then spin it around and take a photo of the bear in motion) that are still fun and tickle your brain instead of threatening it.

  Anyway, Kite wasn’t warming up; he was just sitting with his back against the wall. Kite wears his body in a comfortable, lazy way, so his smile takes ages and ages to happen. He smiled at me then and the smile seemed to frisbee right over towards me in slow motion, and I didn’t have to move; it came right towards me and then it got me.

  I loved being got by it.

  ‘Oscar’s serenading us,’ he said.

  Oscar lifted his head slowly as if it was as heavy and awkward as a bowling ball.

  ‘Oh, you two have arrived. Did you notice the grass?’

  ‘No.’

  ‘No, neither did I. There isn’t any.’ His head clunked back to the ground.

  I smiled. Caramella and I took off our shoes.

  ‘There could, however, have been grass and there could have been a duck on the grass and it could have had a straw in its mouth and it could have been trumpeting a song that we all recognised. It could have been singing “I am the Walrus”. But unfortunately this wasn’t the way it was. There was no grass.’

  Caramella said, ‘And no duck.’

  So far everything was just as it always was; nothing to suggest that something terrible was about to happen. I was swinging my arms around like an excited maypole, Oscar was giving forth on the possibility of ducks, Caramella was still taking her shoes off and Kite was standing up just as if he was about to warm up.

  ‘Where’s Ruben?’ said Caramella.

  ‘He can’t come today,’ said Kite.

  My arms stopped flapping and fell to my sides. This was the first tremor.

  Ruben is Kite’s dad and he is also our trainer and our director. He’s absolutely perfect for the job. So it was impossible to imagine how we would manage a training session without him. I looked at Kite. He looked at me. And then I knew something had happened. I knew it by the look that went between us, a look that seemed to thud out of his heart and drop to the floor.

  ‘Why can’t he come?’ I said and I squatted down to steady myself.

  ‘He’s in Albury.’

  ‘Albury?’ said Caramella. ‘You mean Albury-Wodonga? I’ve been there. It’s miles away, halfway to Sydney. There are two towns, one on one side of the river and one on the other. So one is in New South Wales and the other is in Victoria. How’s that! We’ve got cousins there. They’ve got a café. They make meatballs.’
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br />   Obviously, Caramella hadn’t yet sensed what I had sensed. She was prattling on as if it was normal for Ruben to be in Albury. Albury-Wodonga.

  ‘Why’s Ruben in Albury?’ I dropped into chief sleuth mode.

  ‘That’s an invigorating place to go,’ Oscar bellowed out from his position on the floor.

  ‘Invigorating?’ I said, scrunching my nose. ‘I bet it’s not. I bet it’s full of shops selling frocks and car tyres and meatballs and tea towels with native flowers…’ I was being a snob about Albury because already I was mad at the town for taking Ruben away from our rehearsal, and I was getting mighty nervous.‘Why is he there?’

  Kite was rubbing his neck. Seemed to me he was feeling a bit nervous too.

  ‘He’s looking at a house. We’re going to live there.’

  There it was. He said it. Without even a note of warning. Without even taking the moment in his arms and offering it slowly, tenderly, with some due respect for the momentous blow it could inflict. He just shot the words out his mouth, as if he was spitting out some crumb that had got stuck in a tooth. I had to look at the floor. I saw my feet and they looked like they were going pink, as if the blood was rushing downwards.

  ‘Why are you going to live in Albury?’ said Caramella, quietly. She looked up meekly from her sneakers.

  Kite kicked at the floor. ‘Dad’s been offered the job of Artistic Director for the Flying Fruit Fly Circus. You know that one, the professional one. They do shows all round the world. It’s a dream job for Dad.’

  ‘But what about you?’ I said, looking directly into his eyes.

  He took a deep breath in and glanced up at me. ‘Cedar, I’m going to join the Flying Fruit Flies. I’ll train with them.’

  ‘Oh.’ I nodded. Everything felt bad. Now even my face was reddening. I was afraid all my feelings were on show, blazing in my cheeks.

  ‘I have to. What else will I do up there?’ Kite shrugged, as if this was all a breezy kind of a thing that had happened. As if it was no big deal. ‘You know this wasn’t planned. Someone saw our show at the community centre and that was how the offer came through. Dad is very sorry to have to leave our circus here but this is a real opportunity for him, and the contract is only for a year initially so we’ll probably be back.’

  ‘You won’t be,’ said Oscar. ‘You’ll become a pro. Why would you want to come back here? You’ll be in Paris and you’ll be flying and…’

  He stopped. He had lurched up to sitting, leaning on one arm in a precarious startled way, but then he lay down again and looked up at the ceiling without speaking. For a while no one said anything. I was staring at my red feet. I could hear two people walking by outside and saying things that two people walking together would be likely to say. One said, ‘It was that house, I tell you.’ And then the other said, ‘No it wasn’t, it wasn’t that house. I should bloody know…’ And then I heard Kite saying something. So I had to stop listening to the outside, which was what I preferred to be hearing.

  ‘I’m sorry, guys. In the end it wasn’t up to me. I couldn’t have said no to Dad.’

  ‘You’ll have a good time there, Kite,’ said Caramella, so sweetly that I nearly glared at her. Oh why was she being so nice to him, when suddenly I didn’t like him at all? How could he go and leave now? Just when we had everything established. Didn’t he care? What did he think we were going to do?

  I stood up. I was so annoyed I had to stand. I had to do something.

  ‘Well, I guess that’s the end of The Acrobrats,’ I said, brushing myself down as if I’d got creased from sitting there. I was really brushing away the last crumbs of the circus, our circus. Now it was me who was acting like it wasn’t a big deal, like oh–well-that’s-that, there we go, now who’d like a walk in the park? If Kite didn’t care then I wouldn’t either. No way was I going to let this get me. I wanted to walk out of there in one composed piece, gracefully, head held high as high. And then once I was out, I planned on utterly letting my head drop off: smash, kaput, shattering sounds, the whole thing. But you can’t do that in a garage, especially when it might betray the size of certain feelings you need to keep small.

  I started walking towards the door.

  ‘Hey, Cedar, are you going?’ said Kite. He was walking towards me.

  ‘Yeah. I’m going.’ I kept backing out. Kite came close and grabbed my hand for an instant, then he let it drop.

  ‘I’m sorry,’ he said.

  Chapter 4

  I was meant to say, ‘Don’t feel bad, Kite, it’s not your fault.’ But I didn’t say anything. I just dropped my head, spun on my heel and walked out. For one thing I had the wobbly lip tremors, which always make you feel like your words have suddenly got so heavy that they’re pressing your mouth into a quivery unbalanced sobbing shape and, if you let them out, they’ll pour down in a raucous torrent. But also, I didn’t really believe it wasn’t his fault. I didn’t believe that Kite wasn’t excited as hell to be leaving this hotchpotch gang of small-timers and hitting the big time with real acrobats, real shining lights, real big tops and real tours of the world. I was seeing it all, in full glitzy colour, and the glare of it was hurting my eyes, or maybe it was just that my tears were making everything shiny and fuzzy, like a Hollywood musical.

  Caramella came puffing up behind me. I always walk fast when I’m upset.

  ‘Hey, wait for me. Are you okay?’

  I wiped my eyes and sniffed.

  ‘I’m just mad. I’m mad and I’m sad and I can’t think big yet, so I had to leave.’

  ‘It’s a first-rate bummer,’ said Caramella.

  ‘Yeah.’

  ‘You mad at Kite?’

  ‘Yeah.’

  ‘’Cause he didn’t tell you first?’

  ‘No. I don’t care who he tells. I’m just mad ’cause he doesn’t care. He doesn’t care about us, not now he’s hitting the big time.’ I was striding forward with my head down and Caramella was struggling alongside me. I stopped.‘Well, actually, maybe I am mad he didn’t tell me first. Should I be? Would you be if you were me?’

  ‘Maybe. Maybe he should have told you because you two started this together and then there’s also the kiss and all that…’

  ‘But that doesn’t mean anything. That doesn’t make any difference.’

  I meant this and I didn’t mean it. In one way it made all the difference because something had happened between us and that something was hungry. That something had questions and it had ideas and it wanted. But everything went on as if it wasn’t there, as if it made no difference. The only feed the something ever had was once or twice when Kite and I held hands when no one else was around, but that only seemed to keep the something alive without really offering it a place to live.

  I guess it wasn’t just Kite’s fault, though at that moment I felt like blaming him for everything that was making me mad. I didn’t really know what to do with a something like that either, but I knew it was there and I knew that it was making me madder and sadder than anyone else. Because of the kiss, it meant more to me that Kite was leaving.

  Sometimes I think that’s just the way it is for me. I have a particularly responsive emotional barometer. It’s touchy. So when things are good I can almost fly, but when something gets dark and stormy I really know how to let it rain. I just feel things hard, I guess, and that was why I was walking fast and Caramella could barely keep up. I had a lot of emotion to burn. I always had to do something in fast motion when I got that burning feeling inside.

  ‘Hey, don’t walk so fast,’ she said. ‘You know what? I think a kiss does make a difference. I think you should talk to him. That’s what I think.’

  ‘I don’t feel like talking to him right now.’

  ‘So, you want to come to my place? We’ve got chocolate macaroons.’

  ‘Aren’t you mad, Caramella? Aren’t you sad that the circus is over?’

  ‘’Course I am,’ she shrugged.

  Caramella was soft, like a cushion. She could accommodate wei
ght and then just puff back up into shape. She could roll with the punches, as they say. I looked at her in astonishment because I could see she had already bent in and out and now she was ready to eat chocolate macaroons. I shook my head.

  ‘You know what? I think I have to go home and work out some stuff in my head because it’s really bugging me and I know I just have to have a big talk with myself about it. You know what I mean?’

  ‘Sure,’ said Caramella. She’s a very understanding friend. That’s why I like her. I think somehow we must balance each other. If we were on a seesaw, her side would be sensible and calm and sturdy, and my side would be leaping and dipping and susceptible, but together we can almost make the seesaw hover in the middle while we dangle our legs and look at the sky. I say ‘almost’ because you might have noticed that right then my side was thrashing around as if it had come loose in a storm, and even Caramella had not a hope, not even a chocolate-macaroon-inspired hope of balancing it up. There was nothing to do but go home and sit out the bad weather.

  Though, of course, this was not what happened.

  Chapter 5

  Our house was once our Granny’s house before she died from eating too much sugar, so it’s half faded and half lively. I mean it looks like a place that’s tried on a few too many hats; interesting hats, though. There are funny things, like a used car tyre sitting on top of the letterbox, cut in half, painted white and planted with pink geraniums. And those geraniums have to share their tyre house with some claws of couch grass and the odd fat sow thistle, but they don’t look too mad about it. There’s no lawn in the front garden, just a wild wandering pumpkin vine and also nasturtiums and some nameless flower bushes and a cluster of giant green plants with shiny leaves, as big as plates, sitting around a pond. Barnaby made the pond as part of an installation. The installation was a kind of aqueduct that carried water from the downpipes to the pond, though it never really worked. There are still lonely pieces of wooden pipe waiting for some water, with pumpkin vine tendrils curled around them.

 

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