DIANE D In The Headlines - Volume 2 - Part 1

by Doris Miller

The following week at the organization meeting room, Margarita, Kelly, Miranda, Charlotte, Bernice, all the members of the Diaz-Davidson band, members of the Diaz-Davidson Choir and the rest of the Diaz-Davidson Organization smile as they surround Charlotte, Nancy and a middle aged Dominican male dancer as Charlotte, Nancy and the male dancer dance to Salsa music, showing some Dominican dance moves as everyone cheers. Margarita smiles and holds on to Miranda and Lonna hugging them both as they all watch Charlotte, Nancy and the Dominican male dancer dance. “Wait a minute,” Margarita says. Charlotte, Nancy and the male dancer stop dancing as they and everyone else turn to Margarita as Margarita says, “Let me show you all how we danced when I was a little girl back in the Dominican Republic.”

  “Alriiiight!” the crowd says.

  Margarita turns to the DJ and says, “Hit it DJ!” Margarita approaches the male dancer as the DJ starts to play salsa music. Margarita and the male dancer twirl and dance to the salsa music showing some Dominican dance moves as everyone else cheers.

  “Now wait a minute,” Kelly says. Margarita and the male dancer stop dancing. They and everyone else turn to Kelly as Kelly says, “We don't know if Diane is gonna let us do those Dominican dance moves. She just might toss it out. We gotta wait till she gets here and see what she says.”

  “Yeah we know,” Margarita says. “We just wanted to give it a try.” Margarita places her hands on her hips and asks, “Where is Diane by the way? She should've been here already.”

  “I know,” Miranda says. “I tried calling her on her cell phone all morning but couldn't get through.”

  “I couldn't get through her cell phone neither” Lonna says.

  “Neither could I,” Bernice says.

  “Maybe she shut her cell phone off?” Billy says.

  “No Diane doesn't usually shut off her cell phone,” Margarita says.

  “Well let's try calling her cell phone again,” Bernice says.

  “Okay.” Margarita picks up the telephone receiver and dials a number. She listens into the receiver. She then hangs up the receiver. She turns to everybody and says, “There's still no answer. Her answering service came on.” Everyone puzzled looks at Margarita.

  Alex worriedly rushes into the room. He approaches everybody and says, “Hey! I thought you all said Diane wasn't going to Paris with the Punky Gurlz!”

  “What!” everyone shouts as they rush to Alex.

  “What are you talking about Alex?” Margarita anxiously asks.

  “Didn't you all said that Diane wasn't going to Paris with the Punky Gurlz?” Alex says.

  “She's NOT going to Paris with the Punky Gurlz Alex! What's going on?!”

  “Well some guy from the newspaper just called the office downstairs and asked me was Diane D going to Paris with the Punky Gurlz, because they claim they see Diane D secretly rushing luggage into a limousine with the Punky Gurlz right in front of the Marriott Hotel where the Punky Gurlz are staying!”

  “What!” everybody anxiously shouts.

  “The guy told me that the Punky Gurlz are supposed to fly to Paris today and that they're going to the airport and it looks like the Punky Gurlz are secretly taking Diane with them!”

  “What!” the Dianettes shout.

  “Is that guy from the newspaper sure it was Diane he saw with the Punky Gurlz?!” Miranda asks.

  “He said ‘it is definitely Diane D with the Punky Gurlz!’” Alex shouts. “Those were his exact words!”

  “Oh my God!” Margarita worriedly shouts. “Don't tell me that Diane is gonna disappear with the Punky Gurlz!”

  “She probably is Grandma!” Nancy shouts. “No wonder why we haven't heard from her all morning! No wonder why we couldn't get through to her cell phone! Those damn Punky Gurlz are sneaking behind our backs plotting to take Diane to Paris with them anyway after we told them they couldn't!”

  “And they probably told Diane to shut off her cell phone so there wouldn't be any disturbance!” Lonna shouts.

  “My God Grandma!” Charlotte cries. “What are we gonna do?!”

  “We can't let the Punky Gurlz take Diane to Paris!” Bernice cries and shouts.

  “Well I heard that limo is still outside in front of the hotel right now!” Alex shouts.

  “It is?!” Kelly shouts.

  “Yes!”

  “Well we got to go after those Punky Gurlz and get Diane back!”

  “Yeah!” Miranda shouts. “We got to stop those Punky Gurlz from taking Diane away with them!”

  “Don’t worry girls!” Lonna shouts. “We’re gonna get Diane back! We’re gonna stop those damn Punky Gurlz from taking Diane with them if it’s the last thing we do! Come on girls, y'all ready?!”

  The Dianettes angrily throw their fists up in the air and shout, “Let's....get em!” The Dianettes quickly step back then charge forward towards the doorway as Kelly and Miranda push Alex right out the way almost knocking him down as they and the rest of the Dianettes dash out the doorway!

  “Girls!” Margarita shouts as she, the members of the Diaz-Davidson Band, members of the Diaz-Davidson Choir and the rest of the organization dash out the room after the Dianettes!

  Several people are scattered around the organization hallway. They suddenly hear the sound of the double doors burst open! “Look out!” a male voice shouts. The people turn to look. They are shocked and stunned to see Charlotte and Lonna racing from the double doors!

  Charlotte and Lonna angrily race down the hallway as Miranda, Kelly, Nancy and Bernice race from the double doors and angrily race down the hallway behind them! Charlotte and Lonna are about to run right past the people in the hallway as the people in the hallway quickly move to the side out of their way! Charlotte and Lonna run right pass the people in the hallway and continue race down the hallway! Miranda, Kelly, Nancy and Bernice then run right pass the people and continue race down the hallway behind Charlotte and Lonna! Margarita, the members of the Diaz-Davidson Band, members of the Diaz-Davidson Choir and the rest of the organization race from the double doors and race down the hallway after the Dianettes! The crowd in the hallway then turn and race off after Margarita and the rest of the crowd!

  Alex hurries from the double doors! Monique and Harvey who are standing in the hallway approach Alex. Alex stops as Monique asks, “What happened Alex?! What's going on?!”

  “The girls are going after the Punky Gurlz!” Alex says.

  “The girls are going after the Punky Gurlz?! Why, what happened?!”

  “Someone from the newspaper just called here and said they see the Punky Gurlz sneaking Diane off in a limousine in front of the Marriott Hotel!”

  “What!” Harvey says. “Diane is sneaking off with the Punky Gurlz?! Oh shoot let's go!” Alex, Monique and Harvey turn and race off after the crowd!

  Charlotte and Lonna burst out the back exit door and race out of it as Miranda, Kelly, Nancy and Bernice burst out the door and race out of it behind Charlotte and Lonna!

  Charlotte and Lonna race across the parking lot to some vans as Miranda, Kelly, Nancy and Bernice race behind them!

  Charlotte and Lonna reach the first van and open the doors as Miranda, Kelly, Nancy and Bernice reach the van! They all hop into the van as Lonna gets into the driver's seat and starts up the engine! The members of the Diaz-Davidson Band rush to a second van behind it and start up the engine as Margarita rushes to the first van where the Dianettes are in! She gets into the van with the Dianettes! The rest of the organization members go into two other vans and start up the engines. The first vans doors close. It then pulls out, turns and races to the parking lot exit! It then turns and races down the street as the second van pulls out! The second van races to the parking lot exit! It also turns and races down the street as the third van pulls out! The third van pulls out, turns and races to the parking lot exit! It then turns and races down the street after the first two vans as several people in the street look on.

  Several minu
tes later, the vans stop at a red light with a few cars in front of them a block away from the hotel.

  Inside the van, Lonna sits behind the wheel with Charlotte in the front passenger seat and Kelly, Miranda and Nancy in the second row and Bernice and Margarita in the third row. They look towards the next block where the hotel is and see a black limousine in front of the hotel. They suddenly see the Punky Gurlz rushing out of the hotel with luggage. They see the Punky Gurlz hurry the luggage into the limo. They suddenly see Diane D rush out of the hotel with luggage. The Dianettes and Margarita become shocked as Margarita shouts, “Oh no that IS Diane!” The Dianettes and Margarita then see Diane D go in front of the Punky Gurlz rushing the luggage into the backseat of the limo.

  “Oh my God!” Miranda shouts. “The Punky Gurlz are sneaking Diane off to Paris with them!” The Dianettes and Margarita stick their heads out the van and call out towards Diane D and shout, “Diane! Diane!” Diane D does not hear the Dianettes and Margarita as she continues to put luggage into the back seat of the limousine. The Dianettes and Margarita suddenly see the Punky Gurlz rush Diane D into the limousine then see the Punky Gurlz rush into the limousine behind Diane D.

  “We have to step out of the van and go after her!” Bernice shouts.

  “We’re not going to catch up to them!” Nancy shouts. “By the time we run up to them, their limousine will pull off!”

  “I can't believe Diane would do this!” Margarita shouts. “I can't believe she decided to do this! She's getting ready to do another disappearing act! Don't worry girls! I'm gonna have a word with her if we ever catch up to her! And I'm gonna have a word with those Punky Gurlz too! Lonna, let's see if we can catch up to that limousine safely, pull over to it!” The Dianettes and Margarita then see the doors of the limousine closing behind Diane D and the Punky Gurlz. Margarita and the Dianettes suddenly see the limousine pull out and rush off!

  “Oh no they're getting away!” Charlotte shouts.

  The Dianettes and Margarita lean their heads out the window again and shout out towards the limousine, “Diane! Diane!” The Dianettes bring their heads back inside. “We gotta go after them!” Kelly shouts.

  “Oh damn the light is still red!” Lonna shouts. The traffic light remains red. “Come on light change!” the Dianettes shout. The traffic light is still red. It suddenly turns green.

  “Hit it Lonna!” Nancy shouts. Lonna puts the van into high gear!

  The cars in front of the van drive off! Lonna races the van after the limousine! The second van races of after the first! The third van races after the first two vans!

  The limousine quickly turns a corner!

  The Dianettes lean their heads out the window again and call out towards the limousine shouting, “Diane! Diane!”

  The limousine races down the second street as Lonna races the van after it. The other two vans turn the corner and race after the first van! The Dianettes lean their heads out the window again and call out towards the limousine again shouting, “Diane! Diane!” The Dianettes bring their heads back inside.

  The limousine continues to race down the street heading towards the highway with the vans in hot pursuit!

  The limousine races into the highway with the three vans still in hot pursuit! The Dianettes lean their heads out the window again and call out, “Diane! Diane!” They bring their heads back inside the van!

  The limousine races down the highway! The three vans are still in hot pursuit! The Dianettes lean their heads out the window again and call out, “Diane! Diane!” They bring their heads back inside the van!

  The limo races towards JFK Airport with the three vans still in hot pursuit!

  The limousine speeds inside the Airport! It then speeds towards an airport terminal with the three vans still in hot pursuit!

  The limousine drives down the airport terminal roadway. It then pulls up to the curb and stops. The doors open. Two of the Punky Gurlz hurry out of the limousine on the passenger side as Punky Gurl 1 and a male limo driver hurry out of the limousine on the driver's side!

  Several yards away, the three vans pull up to the curb and stop. The doors of the first van burst open! The Dianettes hurry out of the first van! They turn and run right towards the limo as the members of the Diaz-Davidson organization hurry out of the second van and run towards the Dianettes! Everyone else hurry out of the third van and run towards the Dianettes!

  Chapter 14

  Round 2 Of The Dianettes Vs. The Punky Gurlz!