by Peter Carey
We talked, finally, as everyone must, about the Lottery, for the Lottery was life in those days and all of us, or most of us, were saving for another Chance.
“I’m taking a Chance next week,” she said.
“Good luck,” I said. It was automatic. That’s how life had got.
“You look like you haven’t.”
“Thank you,” I said. It was a compliment, like saying that my shirt suited me. “But I’ve had four.”
“You move nicely,” she smiled. “I was watching you in the kitchen. You’re not awkward at all.”
“You move nicely too,” I grinned. “I was watching you too. You’re crazy to take a Chance, what do you want?”
“A people’s body.” She said it fast, briskly, and stared at me challengingly.
“A what?”
“A people’s body.” She picked up a knife, examined it and put it down.
It dawned on me. “Oh, you’re a Hup.”
Thinking back, I’m surprised I knew anything about the Hups. They were one of a hundred or more revolutionary crackpots. I didn’t give a damn about politics and I thought every little group was more insane than the next.
And here, goddamn it, I was having dinner with a Hup, a rich crazy who thought the way to fight the revolution was to have a body as grotesque and ill-formed as my friends at the Parks and Gardens.
“My parents took the Chance last week.”
“How did it go?”
“I didn’t see them. They’ve gone to…” she hesitated “… to another place where they’re needed.” She had become quiet now, and serious, explaining that her parents had upper-class bodies like hers, that their ideas were not at home with their physiognomy (a word I had to ask her to explain), that they would form the revolutionary vanguard to lead the misshapen Lumpen Proletariat (another term I’d never heard before) to overthrow the Fastas and their puppets.
I had a desperate desire to change the subject, to plug my ears, to shut my eyes. I wouldn’t have been any different if I’d discovered she was a mystic or a follower of Hiwi Kaj.
“Anyway,” I said, “you’ve got a beautiful body.”
“Why did you say that?”
I could have said that I’d spent enough of my life with her beloved Lumpen Proletariat to hold them in no great esteem, that the very reason I was enjoying her company so much was because she was so unlike them. But I didn’t want to pursue it. I shrugged, grinned stupidly, and filled her glass with beer.
Her eyes flashed at my shrug. I don’t know why people say “flashed,” but I swear there was red in her eyes. She looked hurt, stung, and ready to attack.
She withdrew from me, leaning back in her chair and folding her arms. “What do you think is beautiful?”
Before I could answer she was leaning back into the table, but this time her voice was louder.
“What is more beautiful, a parrot or a crow?”
“A parrot, if you mean a rosella. But I don’t know much about parrots.”
“What’s wrong with a crow?”
“A crow is black and awkward-looking. It’s heavy. Its cry is unattractive.”
“What makes its cry unattractive?”
I was sick of the game, and exhausted with such sudden mental exercise.
“It sounds forlorn,” I offered.
“Do you think that it is the crow’s intention, to sound forlorn? Perhaps you are merely ignorant and don’t know how to listen to a crow.”
“Certainly, I’m ignorant.” It was true, of course, but the observation stung a little. I was very aware of my ignorance in those days. I felt it keenly.
“If you could kill a parrot or a crow which would you kill?”
“Why would I want to kill either of them?”
“But if you had to, for whatever reason.”
“The crow, I suppose. Or possibly the parrot. Whichever was the smallest.”
Her eyes were alight and fierce. She rolled a cigarette without looking at it. Her face suddenly looked extraordinarily beautiful, her eyes glistening with emotion, the colour high in her cheeks, a peculiar half-smile on her wide mouth.
“Which breasts are best?”
I laughed. “I don’t know.”
“Which legs?”
“I don’t know. I like long legs.”
“Like the film stars.”
Like yours, I thought. “Yes.”
“Is that really your idea of beautiful?”
She was angry with me now, had decided to call me enemy. I did not feel enemy and didn’t want to be. My mind felt fat and flabby, unused, numb. I forgot my irritation with her ideas. I set all that aside. In the world of ideas I had no principles. An idea was of no worth to me, not worth fighting for. I would fight for a beer, a meal, a woman, but never an idea.
“I like grevilleas,” I said greasily.
She looked blank. I thought as much! “Which are they?” I had her at a loss.
“They’re small bushes. They grow in clay, in the harshest situations. Around rocks, on dry hillsides. If you come fishing with me, I’ll show you. The leaves are more like spikes. They look dull and harsh. No one would think to look at them twice. But in November,” I smiled, “they have flowers like glorious red spiders. I think they’re beautiful.”
“But in October?”
“In October I know what they’ll be like in November.”
She smiled. She must have wanted to like me. I was disgusted with my argument. It had been cloying and saccharine even to me. I hadn’t been quite sure what to say, but it seems I hit the nail on the head.
“Does it hurt?” she asked suddenly.
“What?”
“The Chance. Is it painful, or is it like they say?”
“It makes you vomit a lot, and feel ill, but it doesn’t hurt. It’s more a difficult time for your head.”
She drained her beer and began to grin at me. “I was just thinking,” she said.
“Thinking what?”
“I was thinking that if you have anything more to do with me it’ll be a hard time for your head too.”
I looked at her grinning face, disbelievingly.
I found out later that she hadn’t been joking.
3.
To cut a long and predictable story short, we got on well together, if you’ll allow for the odd lie on my part and what must have been more than a considerable suppression of commonsense on hers.
I left my outcast acquaintances behind to fight and steal, and occasionally murder each other in the boarding house. I returned there only to pick up my fishing rod. I took it round to her place at Pier Street swaggering like a sailor on leave. I was in a flamboyant, extravagant mood and left behind my other ratty possessions. They didn’t fit my new situation.
Thus, to the joys of living with an eccentric and beautiful woman I added the even more novel experience of a home. Either one of these changes would have brought me some measure of contentment, but the combination of the two of them was almost too good to be true.
I was in no way prepared for them. I had been too long a grabber, a survivor.
So when I say that I became obsessed with hanging on to these things, using every shred of guile I had learned in my old life, do not judge me harshly. The world was not the way it is now. It was a bitter jungle of a place, worse, because even in the jungle there is cooperation, altruism, community.
Regarding the events that followed I feel neither pride nor shame. Regret, certainly, but regret is a useless emotion. I was ignorant, short-sighted, bigoted, but in my situation it is inconceivable that I could have been anything else.
But now let me describe for you Carla’s home as I came to know it, not as I saw it at first, for then I only felt the warmth of old timbers and delighted in the dozens of small signs of domesticity everywhere about me: a toothbrush in a glass, dirty clothes overflowing from a blue cane laundry basket, a made bed, dishes draining in a sink, books, papers, letters from friends, all the trappings of a life I had l
ong abandoned, many Chances ago.
The house had once been a warehouse, long before the time of the Americans. It was clad with unpainted boards that had turned a gentle silver, ageing with a grace that one rarely saw in those days.
One ascended the stairs from the Pier Street wharf itself. A wooden door. A large key. Inside: a floor of grooved boards, dark with age.
The walls showed their bones: timber joists and beams, roughly nailed in the old style, but solid as a rock.
High in the ceiling was a sleeping platform, below it a simple kitchen filled with minor miracles: a hot water tap, a stove, a refrigerator, saucepans, spices, even a recipe book or two.
The rest of the area was a sitting room, the pride of place being given to three beautiful antique armchairs in the Danish style, their carved arms showing that patina which only age can give.
Add a rusty-coloured old rug, pile books high from the floor, pin Hup posters here and there, and you have it.
Or almost have it, because should you open the old high sliding door (pushing hard, because its rollers are stiff and rusty from the salty air) and the room is full of the sea, the once-great harbour, its waters rarely perturbed by craft, its shoreline dotted with rusting hulks of forgotten ships, great tankers from the oil age, tugs, and ferries which, even a year before, had maintained their services in the face of neglect and disinterest on all sides.
Two other doors led off the main room: one to a rickety toilet which hung out precariously over the water, the other to a bedroom, its walls stacked with files, books, loose papers, its great bed draped in mosquito netting, for there was no wiring for the customary sonic mosquito repellents and the mosquitoes carried Fasta Fever with the same dedicated enthusiasm that others of their family had once carried malaria.
The place revealed its secrets fast enough, but Carla, of course, did not divulge hers quite so readily. Frankly, it suited me. I was happy to see what I was shown and never worried about what was hidden away.
I mentioned nothing of Hups or revolution and she, for her part, seemed to have forgotten the matter. My assumption (arrogantly made) was that she would put off her Chance indefinitely. People rarely plunged into the rigours of the Lottery when they were happy with their life. I was delighted with mine, and I assumed she was with hers.
I had never known anyone like her. She sang beautifully and played the cello with what seemed to me to be real accomplishment. She came to the Park and Gardens and beat us all at poker. To see her walk across to our bed, moving with the easy gait of an Islander, filled me with astonishment and wonder.
I couldn’t believe my luck.
She had been born rich but chose to live poor, an idea that was beyond my experience or comprehension. She had read more books in the last year than I had in my life. And when my efforts to hide my ignorance finally gave way in tatters she took to my education with the same enthusiasm she brought to our bed.
Her methods were erratic, to say the least. For each new book she gave me revealed a hundred gaps in my knowledge that would have to be plugged with other books.
I was deluged with the whole artillery of Hup literature: long and difficult works like Gibson’s Class and Genetics, Schumacher’s Comparative Physiognomy, Hale’s Wolf Children.
I didn’t care what they were about. If they had been treatises on the history of Rome or the Fasta economic system I would have read them with as much enthusiasm and probably learnt just as little.
Sitting on the wharf I sang her “Rosie Allan’s Outlaw Friend,” the story of an ill-lettered cattle thief and his love for a young schoolmistress. My body was like an old guitar, fine and mellow with beautiful resonance.
The first star appeared.
“The first star,” I said.
“It’s a planet,” she said.
“What’s the difference?” I asked.
She produced a school book on the known solar system at breakfast the next morning.
“How in the hell do you know so little?” she said, eating the omelette I’d cooked her.
I stared at the extraordinary rings of Saturn, knowing I’d known some of these things long ago. They brought to mind classrooms on summer days, dust, the smell of oranges, lecture theatres full of formally dressed students with eager faces.
“I guess I just forgot,” I said. “Maybe half my memory is walking around in other bodies. And how in the fuck is it that you don’t know how to make a decent omelette?”
“I guess,” she grinned, “that I just forgot.”
She wandered off towards the kitchen with her empty plate but got distracted by an old newspaper she found on the way. She put the plate on the floor and went on to the kitchen where she read the paper, leaning back against the sink.
“You have rich habits,” I accused her.
She looked up, arching her eyebrows questioningly.
“You put things down for other people to pick up.”
She flushed and spent five minutes picking up things and putting them in unexpected places.
She never mastered the business of tidying up and finally I was the one who became housekeeper.
When the landlord arrived one morning to collect the rent she introduced me as “my house-proud lover”. I gave the bastard my street-fighter’s sneer and he swallowed the smirk he was starting to grow on his weak little face.
I was the one who opened the doors to the harbour. I swept the floor, I tidied the books and washed the plates. I threw out the old newspapers and took down the posters for Hup meetings and demonstrations which had long since passed.
She came in from work after my first big clean-up and started pulling books out and throwing them on the floor.
“What in the fuck are you doing?”
“Where did you put them?”
“Put what?”
She pulled down a pile of old pamphlets and threw them on the floor as she looked between each one.
“What?”
“My posters, you bastard. How dare you.”
I was nonplussed. My view of posters was purely practical. It had never occurred to me that they might have any function other than to advertise what they appeared to advertise. When the event was past the poster had no function.
Confused and angry at her behaviour, I retrieved the posters from the bin in the kitchen.
“You creased them.”
“I’m sorry.”
She started putting them up again.
“Why did you take them down? It’s your house now, is it? Would you like to paint the walls, eh? Do you want to change the furniture, too? Is there anything else that isn’t to your liking?”
“Carla,” I said, “I’m very sorry. I took them down because they were out-of-date.”
“Out-of-date,” she snorted. “You mean you think they’re ugly.”
I looked at the poster she was holding, a glorification of crooked forms and ugly faces.
“Well if you want to put it like that, yes, I think they’re fucking ugly.”
She glowered at me, self-righteous and prim. “You only say that because you’re so conditioned that you can only admire looks like mine. How pathetic. That’s why you like me, isn’t it?”
Her face was red, the skin taut with rage.
“Isn’t it?”
I’d thought this damn Hup thing had gone away, but here it was. The stupidity of it. It drove me insane. Her books became weapons in my hands. I threw them at her, hard, in a frenzy.
“Idiot. Dolt. You don’t believe what you say. You’re too young to know anything. You don’t know what these damn people are like,” I poked at the posters, “you’re too young to know anything. You’re a fool. You’re playing with life.” I hurled another book. “Playing with it.”
She was young and nimble with a boxer’s reflexes. She dodged the books easily enough and retaliated viciously, slamming a thick sociology text into the side of my head.
Staggering back to the window I was confronted with the vision of an old man’s
face, looking in.
I pulled up the window and transferred my abuse in that direction.
“Who in the fuck are you?”
A very nervous old man stood on a long ladder, teetering nervously above the street.
“I’m a painter.”
“Well piss off.”
He looked down into the street below as I grabbed the top rung of the ladder and gave it a little bit of a shake.
“Who is it?” Carla called.
“It’s a painter.”
“What’s he doing?”
I looked outside. “He’s painting the bloody place orange.”
The painter, seeing me occupied with other matters, started to retreat down the ladder.
“Hey,” I shook the ladder to make him stop.
“It’s only a primer,” he pleaded.
“It doesn’t need any primer,” I yelled, “those bloody boards will last a hundred years.”
“You’re yelling at the wrong person, fellah.” The painter was at the bottom of the ladder now, and all the bolder because of it.
“If you touch that ladder again I’ll have the civil police here.” He backed into the street and shook his finger at me. “They’ll do you, my friend, so just watch it.”
I slammed the window shut and locked it for good measure. “You’ve got to talk to the landlord,” I said, “before they ruin the place.”
“Got to?”
“Please.”
Her face became quiet and secretive. She started picking up books and pamphlets and stacking them against the wall with exaggerated care.
“Please Carla.”
“You tell them,” she shrugged. “I won’t be here.” She fetched the heavy sociology text from beneath the window and frowned over the bookshelves, looking for a place to put it.
“What in the hell does that mean?”
“It means I’m a Hup. I told you that before. I told you the first time I met you. I’m taking a Chance and you won’t like what comes out. I told you before,” she repeated, “you’ve known all along.”
“Be buggered you’re taking a Chance.”