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by Paul Levine


  The Maserati suddenly braked and fishtailed, sideswiping the Tesla and terrifying Kip, who fought the steering wheel, but his tires skidded off the road. Out of control, the Tesla slid down the embankment and splashed into the canal, taking on water through the passenger window.

  The airbag deployed like a boxer punching Kip hard in the face and pinning him against his seat. Through the windshield, he saw fish the size of fingernails scattering in the brackish water.

  Kip tasted blood and thought he heard the Tesla’s horn wailing, but as the water reached his chest, he realized it was his own scream.

  CHAPTER ONE

  Generation Z Trauma

  “Mr. Lassiter! Jake Lassiter!”

  Milagros Soto, a court bailiff, called out to me, her voice echoing down the courthouse corridor. More urgent than necessary, I thought, for my being three minutes late for a hearing.

  “Hey, Millie. Tell the judge I’ll be right there.”

  “Hearing’s cancelled. Why aren’t you answering your phone?”

  “I turn it off when I’m in the courthouse.”

  True enough. When I took the job with the Florida Bar, I started following rules I always ignored.

  “Get over to Jackson Memorial right away,” she said. “It’s your nephew.”

  I froze, my chest crushed by dread, as if my lungs had suddenly filled with mud. “What’s hap…?” I couldn’t get the words out.

  “I don’t know, Jake. Just get to the trauma center, now.”

  Oh, Kip! Just when you’d turned your life around. Now what?

  *

  Fifteen minutes later, I was double-timing through the maze of Jackson Memorial, as Gloria Sanchez, a deputy administrator, filled me in. “I don’t know why, Jake, but your nephew told me not to contact you. He said you weren’t related.”

  “Aw, jeez. I thought the kid had outgrown that.”

  I’d known Gloria for twenty years, and she routinely gave me access to the inner sanctum of the trauma center so I could visit clients and witnesses, circumventing the rules. Either she liked me, or she was returning a favor. A while back, when her son was a junior at Coral Gables High, I got his marijuana possession charge dismissed. Pro bono, of course.

  A sturdy woman in her fifties, Gloria kept pace, quick on her feet. She had probably traveled the circumference of the earth on the rock-hard tile of these chilly corridors.

  “When EMS brought him in, I saw the name, ‘Chester Lassiter.’ I remember years ago you showed me photos of the boy. So proud of how smart the little fellow was. You raised Chester, right?”

  I nodded. “He goes by ‘Kip.’ My half-sister Janet named him ‘Chester’ after her dad. She was too busy bouncing checks and jumping bail to catch the name of the kid’s father.”

  Gloria led me into a room where Kip lay on his back, eyes closed, cervical collar around his neck, oxygen clips in his nose, tubes and wires sprouting from his arms and chest. Crimson scratches ran down both cheeks and across his forehead, and two black eyes gave him a raccoon look. A nearby monitor blinked with his respiration, pulse rate, and blood pressure.

  In her professional tone tempered with motherly compassion, Gloria told me what she knew. First, not to be alarmed. Kip was sedated and “resting comfortably,” as they say in the hospital racket. He was in intensive care only because that’s what they do with head trauma. The brain scan appeared normal, but that didn’t rule out a moderate concussion and a whiplash injury.

  The headline: Kip had driven his car into a canal, and it was difficult to tell how long he’d been trapped, struggling to get out the shoulder harness and clawing his way through a window. The trauma crew had pumped a small amount of slimy water out of his stomach. No water down his airway thanks to involuntary laryngospasms, the throat constricting and sealing the trachea. Good thing because water in the lungs can lead to pneumonia, not to mention death.

  I walked to the bed and clasped Kip’s hand. Hundreds of times, I’d held him, hugged him, tousled his hair. I’d watched him grow. Taught him values. I’d marveled at his achievements and suffered at his stumbles. And now here he was, as helpless as the day he arrived at my home, my worthless half-sister shoving him out of the car. All his belongings—two filthy changes of clothes—stuffed into a Mickey Mouse backpack that looked as if Pluto had taken a dump in it.

  Not a toy. Not a single toy.

  He was nine with broomstick limbs, and no one had taught him how to throw or catch a ball, so we invented a game called “Ten.” I’d toss him a rubber ball. If he caught it ten times in a row, he’d get a prize. A milkshake or a comic book or a pack of baseball cards. Soon he could catch it twenty or forty times without a miss, but we still called the game Ten.

  When I’d come home from court, as soon as I walked in, Kip would say, “Let’s play Ten.” And by then, the phrase had taken on a meaning of its own. “Let’s hang out” or “Let’s watch a game” or “Let’s talk.” Our own private code.

  Now, I squeezed his hand and whispered, “Hey little guy. I’m here.”

  Kip didn’t respond.

  “Give him a couple hours for the sedatives to wear off,” Gloria said.

  “Are you certain there’s no permanent damage?”

  “No hypoxia, no lack of oxygen to the brain. He was responsive and alert and answered our questions when EMS brought him in.”

  “Alert enough to say we weren’t related.” I gave a rueful laugh. “Any chance that was the result of head trauma?”

  Gloria showed me a tolerant smile. “As a parent, I’d say it’s more a case of Generation Z trauma. He’s probably embarrassed. Maybe that hurts more than his head.”

  “Embarrassed about what?”

  “His driving. Wrecking the car. Disappointing you. Who knows the mind of a 20-year-old man?”

  Man?

  I didn’t think of Kip as a man. To me, he was still the terrified tow-headed string bean I had raised. Maybe it was time I got up to speed.

  Kip stirred and grunted in his sleep.

  “Where exactly did the car go into the water?” I asked Gloria, thinking that Miami-Dade had hundreds of miles of waterways, a few not far from the hospital.

  “In the Everglades,” Gloria said. “Just this side of Ochopee on a Water District road north of the Trail.”

  That stopped me. “Way the hell out there? Who called 911?”

  Gloria sighed. “I knew you’d ask, so I called the county. Male voice, a little agitated but not hysterical. Wouldn’t leave a name but gave a precise description of the location. GPS coordinates. They don’t get that very often.”

  “Did the county pick up a tower location?”

  She shook her head. “Call was too quick. What do you think could have happened?”

  My mind raced through possibilities, none of them appealing. “Jeez, Gloria, a deserted road in the Everglades. Nothing good goes on out there. Drug deals, human trafficking. I once had a case of illegal importation of macaws from Trinidad that ended up near Ochopee.”

  “You’re letting your imagination run away with you,” she said. “When your nephew’s awake, I’m sure he’ll tell you everything.”

  Kip stirred again, his eyes blinking, but he didn’t awaken.

  “Did the paramedics recover anything from the car?” I asked.

  “One of them dived in, but just to make sure no one was in the vehicle. All we’ve got now is what Kip had in his pockets.”

  My look asked her a silent question, and her answer was to lead me to a room with two dozen small lockers. She used a master key to open one and handed me a plastic pouch containing a wallet and a passport, both still wet.

  “Don’t let anyone see you and put everything back.” Gloria studied me a moment and asked, “Are you feeling okay, Jake? I heard you’d retired.”

  “Vicious rumor. I gave up my private practice three months ago. Now I prosecute shady lawyers.”

  She considered that and then said, “I read the sports section, so I know you’re
in that concussion study. I hope everything works out for you.”

  I mumbled my thanks, and she continued, “You look like you could still play linebacker.”

  “Ha! I still weigh 235, but it’s repositioned itself.”

  “Aw, you’re still a hunk, Jake.” She gave me a playful chuck on the shoulder. “Your grizzled look with the playful eyes does appeal to women of a certain age.”

  “I’m not even gonna ask what age.”

  “And you’ve got all your hair, though it’s turned…” She searched for the word. “Silver.”

  “You can say ‘gray.’ Silver reminds me of Oakland Raiders’ pants, and I hate the Raiders.”

  She said goodbye and left, and I opened the passport and looked at the photo. Issued eleven months ago, a sly smile on Kip’s face.

  But what’s this?

  Five trips out of the country, five stamps, each with a little green turtle.

  Cayman Islands, a British Overseas Territory.

  All short trips, two to four days, including one last week.

  What the hell!

  Kip had never mentioned his travels.

  I closed the passport and opened the wallet, which contained nine hundred eighty-seven dollars. Okay, that’s more than I carry around, but so what? Kip had a small business tutoring high school students for the ACT and SAT exams.

  I then pulled out a Florida vehicle registration certificate, expecting to find the paperwork for his ten-year-old Toyota Camry. Instead, it was the registration for a brand-new Tesla S.U.V., Model X with a personalized license plate, “EZ-1600.”

  I drive a 1984 Cadillac Eldorado ragtop, so I’m a little behind the times. But just how the hell did Kip afford this high-tech, space-age vehicle? The Tesla title was folded inside the wallet, too. No lienholder, meaning no loan. He owned the damn thing free and clear.

  As for the license plate, I knew the meaning of “1600,” which had nothing to do with Pennsylvania Avenue. As a junior in high school, that was Kip’s score—perfection—on the SAT exam. So much promise. But then came the disaster his freshman year in college. An arrest, expulsion, and a humiliating trip home. And now what? The vehicle registration date was three months ago. I’d seen Kip several times since then. He had an apartment on Brickell, and on his occasional trips to my Coconut Grove house, he always was at the wheel of that old Toyota.

  So, the kid who used to tell me everything now buys a luxury vehicle with cash, and not only doesn’t tell me, but goes to pains to make sure I don’t know.

  I pulled Kip’s driver’s license out of its slot and studied the photo. Sixteen when it had been taken, and he looked about twelve. Straw-blonde hair falling into his eyes, a look of innocence, totally lacking in guile. I knew everything about him then. We had no secrets. So, was that him in the hospital bed or had space aliens taken over his body? Maybe all parents ponder that question one time or another.

  So many threads that lead… where?

  Why the Cayman Islands?

  And what’s with the pricey Tesla at the bottom of a canal?

  Who called 911?

  I replaced the items in the locker and walked down the corridor toward Kip’s room. I would be there when he woke up. And we would talk.

  Kip. This is your Uncle Jake. It’s time to get reacquainted. Let’s play Ten.

  CHAPTER TWO

  The Doctor Is In

  Melissa Gold…

  Jake’s phone call rocked Dr. Melissa Gold. “Oh my God, Jake! Is he unconscious?”

  “Sedated. It’s probably just a concussion.” He paused, then gave a rueful laugh. “I guess that’s a little ironic, my saying, ‘just a concussion.’”

  Her fiancé, Jake Lassiter, had his own history of head bangers, which may have led to brain damage. Irony there, too. If not for Jake’s traumatic brain injury, they never would have met. As a neuropathologist, she treated him. As a woman, she loved him.

  “I’m with a patient,” Melissa said, “but I can be there in an hour.”

  “Maybe it’s better if I talk to him alone first. We need to reconnect.”

  “Has he strayed that far?”

  “All my fault. I’ve let him get away from me.”

  Sadness and regret were heavy in his voice. She could practically see his broad shoulders slumping. Jake had given so much of himself so unselfishly, raising Kip after his mother had abandoned him. Jake’s capacity for giving, in fact, had been one of the attractions for her.

  They met when she was director of the Center for Neuroscience at UCLA’s medical school. He had taken her deposition in a civil suit, and there was an immediate attraction. He said he liked long, leggy women who were smart and savvy. She usually didn’t like wise-guy lawyers, but there was something solid about him. A strength of character to go with that barrel chest.

  In her Left Coast days, she’d dated a number of eligible bachelors. Hollywood business managers in their Zegna suits and Italian silk ties, film agents in their Brioni suits and shiny shirts with no ties, even a couple of actors (what was I thinking?) in torn jeans and five-day beards. The men shared one personality trait: none could pass a mirror without pausing to admire himself. Los Angeles was awash with that kind of man, a Century City Narcissus worshiping his own reflection, waiting for his next project to be greenlit. Sure, a man of towering ego liked having an attractive, professional woman on his arm, but no more than that diamond-encrusted Piaget watch.

  Then she met Jake, who was effortlessly natural and without pretensions, responsive to her needs, an excellent listener, and unaware of how rare a prize he was. He was something of a throwback. At a downtown diner, he drank his coffee black with a slice of apple pie, not a cinnamon cappuccino with a passionfruit macaron. In chi-chi South Beach, he remained a brew-and-burger guy in a paté and Chardonnay world.

  “Do it, Jake. Talk to him first. You know him best.”

  “I thought I did, but what the hell happened?” He sighed into the phone. “When he went off to college, he had such promise.”

  “Has such promise. Jake, he’s twenty! Didn’t you ever get into trouble at that age?”

  “I was almost kicked out of Penn State for throwing a refrigerator off a fourth-floor balcony. It was a twenty-dollar bet, and I’d already emptied the refrigerator of beer, so I knew I could do it.”

  “Just be gentle with Kip. He’s sensitive and…”

  “And I’m not?”

  “No, you are, but in a different way. You grew up like Huck Finn, barefoot and rowdy. I doubt Kip ever free-dived to steal lobster pots.”

  “Only stole the lobsters. I left the pots on the ocean floor.”

  “I love you, big guy.”

  “I love you, too, Doc. Even when you stick needles in my butt.”

  “Call me as soon as you can.”

  “Will do.”

  She worried about both Lassiter men. Kip was a mystery. Just how did a kid who got a perfect score on the SAT, who never sweated through an academically rigorous private school, get booted out of college his second semester?

  But her fiancé’s medical condition had become her primary focus. Once Jake had been diagnosed with a precursor to Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy, the fatal brain disease best known for afflicting former football players, he suggested—politely and sweetly—that they put off the wedding.

  “I need a definitive diagnosis,” Jake had said. “I don’t want you to be a young widow.”

  When they spoke of marriage now, it was tied to a clean bill of health. Jake was in a study she was running at the University of Miami. Would the early indications of the disease that showed up on his brain scans morph into the full-blown killer that had stricken so many of his contemporaries? Or would they discover a cure for C.T.E. itself, saving him and thousands of others? No one knew.

  Their personal relationship was much more joyful. When Chloe, her best girlfriend in Los Angeles, had asked how it was going, Melissa told her, “He gets me. Respects me. It’s so easy, and we mesh so well.�
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  “And in bed?” Chloe said.

  “He takes my breath away.”

  “New lab project. Clone him!”

  All of which raised a troubling question. When could she tell Jake about the new development in her life? Certainly not today, not until Kip was safely at home. She faced an issue so common these days that it had become a cliché. How could she manage both her relationship and her career? And perhaps the biggest question of all: Would Jake uproot his life for her, as she had done for him?

  *

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  JAKE LASSITER SERIES

  “Jake Lassiter is great fun.”

  —New York Times

  “Lassiter is attractive, funny, savvy and brave.”

  —Chicago Tribune

  “Take one part John Grisham, two parts Carl Hiaasen, throw in a dash of John D. MacDonald, and voila! You’ve got Jake Lassiter.”

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  TO SPEAK FOR THE DEAD: Linebacker-turned-lawyer Jake Lassiter begins to believe that his surgeon client is innocent of malpractice...but guilty of murder. An Amazon Number One Bestselling Legal Thriller.

  NIGHT VISION: After several women are killed by an Internet stalker, Jake is appointed a special prosecutor, and follows a trail of evidence from Miami to London and the very streets where Jack the Ripper once roamed. An Amazon Number One Bestseller in both the Serial Killer and International Crime categories.

  FALSE DAWN: After his client confesses to a murder he didn't commit, Jake follows a bloody trail from Miami to Havana to discover the truth.

  MORTAL SIN: Talk about conflicts of interest! Jake is sleeping with Gina Florio and defending her mob-connected husband in court. Then the hubby gets homicidal. Winner of the John D. MacDonald Fiction Award and an Amazon Number One Bestseller in Mysteries.

  RIPTIDE: Jake Lassiter chases a beautiful woman and stolen bonds from Miami to Maui.

 

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