It's Killing Jerry: A Comedy Thriller

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by Sharn Hutton


  She pouted a tiny smile before speaking: “If you’ve finished pretending to work, I’ll take you for an early lunch. Team debrief starts at one.”

  “Lunch?” Adam croaked, checking his watch, “Lunch! What else would I be doing at eleven-thirty?”

  “Well, if you don’t want to come…” She turned to leave.

  “Did I say that?” He jumped up from his desk, yanked his jacket from the chair and knocked a pile of papers to the floor.

  He dropped to his knee and fumbled around on the floor, creasing and screwing up sheets. ‘Get a grip Fox,’ he told himself and cringed at the chuckle that came from the doorway. God, he was pathetic—he risked a quick look to see if she thought so too.

  To his great relief, she was smiling, eyes crinkling with humour and kindness that allowed him to relax a little.

  “Hot, isn’t it?” he mumbled, tugging at his waistband.

  Today’s suit, a favourite in his days at BSL, was feeling uncomfortably snug and he felt self-conscious about the squeeze of flesh that had developed around his middle. Solomon’s gym hadn’t seen much of him lately. At Mango HQ he’d found like-minded people, a support system, in short: a much better environment. There was no angst to burn. Still, he really ought to keep in shape, just in case there might be another reason to look his best.

  Perhaps he and Jerry could go to the gym together to spur each other on, Jerry motivating him for a change. Adam grinned at the memory of propelling Jerry’s unwilling body around the equipment. If he wasn’t careful, it would be him with the jelly arse and bingo wings. Perhaps he’d risk confessing his spare tyre at the Dog and Duck later, for a laugh. Now that would really kill Jerry.

  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

  MY VERY FIRST NOTE OF THANKS GOES TO YOU, THE READER. Thank you so much for spending your valuable time and money on my book. I can’t quite believe that this figment of my imagination has finally become a reality. I sincerely hope that you have enjoyed it and if you can spare a few more seconds please, please do leave a review on Amazon. For a new author like me reviews make all the difference to whether another reader will take a chance on the unknown. Thank you so much.

  This book’s been a long time in the making and there are lots of people who’ve helped me along the way.

  My thanks go to my friends and family who’ve read one or other of the many drafts and given me their priceless feedback. In particular I would like to mention Alexia Winslett for all the hours she spent shuffling mountains of loose paper and the resulting insightful comment. Also, Max Halliwell for his eager consumption of the story, instalment by instalment - your support and kindness helped me to keep going. Thanks also to Sophie White for endless hours spent discussing the ins and outs of the plot. Always a pleasure - the wine helped I’m sure. Cheers!

  Much time was spent on research and in this area I would like to thank Amanda Neill for her paramedic prowess – thanks for the offer of a ride in an ambulance and my DI turned dog groomer Richard Bell for sharing his insider knowledge. Thanks for taking the time out to help.

  On the professional front I’d like to thank Doug Johnstone for his thorough assessment of the penultimate draft. Your suggestions and observations were transformative. Thanks also to Julia Gibb for her copy editing skills and John Bowen, fellow TBCer and voluntary mentor, for all your support and cover advice and TBC itself for its support and endlessly amusing exploits in the booky world.

  I have been banging on about this for years now so thanks to everyone in a ten mile radius for putting up with me and I’m sorry but, you’re going to have to go through it all again for the next one. Unlucky. On that note, if you would like to find out about future books please do sign up on my website for news at www.sharnhutton.com.

  Table of Contents

  PROLOGUE

  ONE

  TWO

  THREE

  FOUR

  FIVE

  SIX

  SEVEN

  EIGHT

  NINE

  TEN

  ELEVEN

  TWELVE

  THIRTEEN

  FOURTEEN

  FIFTEEN

  SIXTEEN

  SEVENTEEN

  EIGHTEEN

  NINETEEN

  TWENTY

  TWENTY-ONE

  TWENTY-TWO

  TWENTY-THREE

  TWENTY-FOUR

  TWENTY-FIVE

  TWENTY-SIX

  TWENTY-SEVEN

  TWENTY-EIGHT

  TWENTY-NINE

  THIRTY

  THIRTY-ONE

  THIRTY-TWO

  THIRTY-THREE

  THIRTY-FOUR

  THIRTY-FIVE

  THIRTY-SIX

  THIRTY-SEVEN

  THIRTY-EIGHT

  THIRTY-NINE

  FORTY

  FORTY-ONE

  FORTY-TWO

  FORTY-THREE

  FORTY-FOUR

  FORTY-FIVE

  FORTY-SIX

  FORTY-SEVEN

  FORTY-EIGHT

  FORTY-NINE

  FIFTY

  FIFTY-ONE

  FIFTY-TWO

  FIFTY-THREE

  FIFTY-FOUR

  FIFTY-FIVE

  FIFTY-SIX

  FIFTY-SEVEN

  FIFTY-EIGHT

  FIFTY-NINE

  SIXTY

  SIXTY-ONE

  SIXTY-TWO

  SIXTY-THREE

  SIXTY-FOUR

  SIXTY-FIVE

  SIXTY-SIX

  SIXTY-SEVEN

  SIXTY-EIGHT

  SIXTY-NINE

  SEVENTY

  SEVENTY-ONE

  SEVENTY-TWO

  SEVENTY-THREE

  SEVENTY-FOUR

  SEVENTY-FIVE

  SEVENTY-SIX

  SEVENTY-SEVEN

  SEVENTY-EIGHT

  SEVENTY-NINE

  EIGHTY

  EIGHTY-ONE

  EIGHTY-TWO

  EIGHTY-THREE

  EIGHTY-FOUR

  EIGHTY-FIVE

  EIGHTY-SIX

  EIGHTY-SEVEN

  EIGHTY-EIGHT

  EIGHTY-NINE

  NINETY

  NINETY-ONE

  NINETY-TWO

  NINETY-THREE

  NINETY-FOUR

  NINETY-FIVE

  NINETY-SIX

  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

 

 

 


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