by George Right
And if it were only broadcasts for children! Greg understood that in such programs everything could be shown. But quite serious, adult newscasts reported that Santa Claus had taken off from Lapland! The permission for his sleigh to fly over U.S. territory was issued by the Federal Aviation Administration! Its movement through airspace was traced by NORAD! And NORAD, gentlemen–it is very serious. Even more serious than the civil aviation agency. It is the North American Aerospace Defense Command, those guys who sit in the superstrengthened bunker deep under the Rocky Mountains and watch for Russian or Chinese nuclear missiles launched towards America–and, in this worst case, will strike back in time. From such people, one doesn't expect kidding! And nevertheless–Greg saw himself in the news how on their radar, the very same radar which separates peace from nuclear war, crawled a mark with the inscription "Santa"!
And there was more to come. All adults, even those who were very skeptical about everything shown on TV (such as, for example, the Primes' neighbor Mr. Stevens), confirmed the existence of Santa Claus. About god they didn't have the same unanimity. Even the elementary school teacher carefully noted that some people believed in god and some not, and there was no strict proof of either position, so it was necessary to listen to mum and daddy and also to your own heart (this mendacious expression enraged Greg–he wanted to shout out: "The heart is simply a muscle that pumps blood!") But about the reality of Santa Claus she spoke absolutely categorically.
And, of course, Greg's schoolmates believed in Santa, too. They, however, weren't an authoritative source in any way. Unless only in the matters of female anatomy–some of them considered themselves adult enough to look at pictures of naked ladies in the boy's toilet. Once they allowed Greg to look too, and he definitely could not understand what they found interesting in it. Well, he was, of course, surprised that women don't have a cock, but he could see that in the first photo–so why examine all the others so attentively? In general, his schoolmates remained the same stupid savages they were as toddlers when they believed in witches and sorcerers. They only increased in size and thus became more harmful and more dangerous.
His schoolmates were the second thing on Gregory Prime's personal hate list. He was a straight-A student in all subjects except sports, and that speaks for itself. The other boys rarely condescended to such mercifulness as demonstrating forbidden photos to him. Much more often they exercised in persecution of the "egghead," "geek," "nerd," and "four-eyes" who couldn't hit them back. Their mockery was as stupid and primitive as they themselves, but for some reason still very hurtful. The brainless pithecanthropes who did not even know the word "pithecanthrope!" But Greg had to adapt. He had not to show how much he despised them, even to simulate friendship with some of them. Thus, he had to lie, and for this he hated them even more. And all this still didn't save him completely. Only provided intervals of calm life between days when they remembered again their joyous pastime, "make Greg Prime cry." And after that his so-called "friends," just as if nothing had happened, called him again to play their primitive games. And he did.
But the schoolmates were still not the worst problem. This problem was extremely unpleasant and plaguing his life, yes. But at the same time–clear, explainable, terrestrial, material. They undermined his everyday comfort, but not the basis of the universe.
Gifts-giving Santa was much more terrible. He was an embodiment–and, strictly speaking, the only authentically known embodiment–of everything magic, mystical, illogical, supernatural, antiscientific, irrational.
In short, Santa Claus embodied that which Gregory Prime hated most of all.
"Three," John summed up, "three most probable candidates. I admit, I expected that it would be only one. I didn't think that there were so many bearded men among psychologists..."
"And that is only if our filters are correct," Douglas dampened the trainee's ardor, displaying the selected files on his computer screen. "If we dig in the right direction... So, Dr. Aron Rabin, Dr. Joshua Sullivan and Dr. Nicolas Wash. Well, let's go," Douglas moved the phone up to him."Hello! May I talk to Dr. Rabin? Dr. Rabin? Good afternoon, I am Special Agent-in-Charge Douglas of the FBI. No, everything is all right. We were interested in your article in the third issue of the American Psychoanalytic Association journal. The person whom we are searching for probably had a similar case of a childhood trauma, and your consultation may be useful to us. No, it's not urgent. Currently it's only a hypothesis which still may not prove out. I would be grateful, if you tell me your schedule for the next few days, to let us know when is a good time to contact you... Thank you for cooperation, sir! No, it's not him. He is at home, and his schedule is too busy for traveling–which can be, of course, easily checked, and he understands it... Hello! May I talk to Dr. Sullivan? And when will he be available? OK, I see. No, I don't need to leave a message, thank you. Good-bye. In a business trip, will return after New Year," Douglas informed John in a satisfied tone. "How do you like that?"
"It's him!"
"We still must check on the third one." The phone again gave out a melodious trill, dialing the number. "Hello! May I..." Douglas began and suddenly stopped. Having listened for some time, he still silently hung up. "An answering machine," he explained. "The text is standard–'leave a message...'"
"Perhaps, he simply went shopping."
"Maybe. Or maybe not. So, we have two candidates."
"Damn, they even have Fords of the same model!"
"No wonder, it's one of the most popular models of an off-road car. Well, now the routine starts again–to find leads to the cars across the area interesting to us. We will notify local police, and they will phone round to gas stations, roadside shops, and so on. I hope, in bad weather when there aren't too many cars on the roads, these two will be noticed quickly enough. Well, and, of course, we'll still call Wash periodically in case he returns."
Nice little Malcolmtown. Nicolas walked on streets through growing dusk pricked by small snowflakes. It wasn't the hunt yet, only a reconnaissance as military men say... Actually, the town was not as nice as he would have liked. The outskirts are densely populated and there is no suitable deserted area through which it would be convenient to lead a target to the woods. But there is a large park in the town. Large enough for his purposes. He must only make sure that this park isn't frequently visited by townspeople during the winter. Probably it is not–the park looks rather untended. Apparently, the local authorities have enough other things to take care of. Only the central avenue in the park had been cleaned and even it is powdered with snow again. And all around deep snow lies. A lot of snow.
He, as usual, had left his car in the woods outside of town. One more advantage of a SUV–he could avoid being seen in motels. However, this time there had been a minor mishap. He was seen refueling near town. Certainly, he didn't refuel at a gas station–there are superfluous eyes there, too, especially in bad weather when customers are rare. Filled gas cans lay in his trunk, so he proudly passed by the station without stopping, despite the red-blinking fuel warning light. He had to stop two miles later. But, while he was filling the tank by the roadside, a truck passed by in the opposite direction. Of course, the driver didn't pay any special attention on him. He was not in the costume–he never put it on ahead of time. The driver didn't reduce his speed and, even better, didn't stop and ask whether any help was needed. Those damned kind Samaritans who eternally poke into other people's business! The former good boys who hoped to deserve a gift from Santa. But this driver was not one of them. A bad boy. You were a bad boy and Santa will not come for you...
Santa will come for other bad children.
Finally two hypotheses remained to Gregory. According to the first, less logical but more attractive one, Santa Claus was an outstanding swindler who had managed to deceive the whole world. Certainly, he was not a usual scam artist. He obviously had mastered fantastic technologies unavailable to anyone else. Perhaps, he was an evil genius, as in comic books–though generally Greg was very irritated
that in comics so often clever people are villains and, moreover, act like idiots, allowing stupid heroes to defeat them. And, considering that Santa had existed on the Earth for a very long time already (actually, Greg couldn't get a precise answer from anybody, how long exactly), he could be a medieval alchemist who had found a philosophers' stone and achieved immortality. Alchemy, of course, was a pseudo science, but nevertheless it was closer to science than to magic; mum said that all modern chemistry grew from it. This hypothesis, however, didn't explain one thing–the purpose of the swindle. On the contrary, the bestowing of gifts seemed to be an absolutely lossmaking business. But if this guy doesn't want anything bad, why does he lie, pretending to be a magic being? And why doesn't he share his discovery with the world? Greg heard many times that there's no such thing as a free lunch; it was simply surprising that adults who repeated it to him in a mentor tone didn't even think to apply this thesis to Santa Claus. And what if one day he submits a bill to the whole world, with all the interest that had accumulated over centuries? In that case, mankind will be in big trouble. And the one who stops the mendacious old bastard in advance will save the world.
The second hypothesis, however awful it was, coincided with the classical explanation. That is, Santa Claus really was a supernatural being. Maybe the one thing in the universe which was breaking the well-knit and logical materialistic harmony... Greg couldn't, didn't want to acknowledge it. But nevertheless he knew that a real scientist should test a theory with an experiment.
During pre-Christmas days on TV and in printed media there were stories about boys and girls who didn't believe in Santa Claus. And then, having stated their doubts, were convinced of the existence of Santa–either by a very serious and authoritative adult, like the editor of "New York Times," or by Santa himself. And though the reliability of these stories, especially of the second type, was doubtful by itself...
"Santa Claus, I, Gregory George Prime from Malcolmtown, Maine, USA, don't believe in you," Greg loudly proclaimed to the darkness of the big room where the Christmas tree stood. For some reason he was sure that it was necessary to address Santa at night. As, obviously, one would speak to vampires, werewolves, and other undead creatures–if they really existed... "But if you exist–come and talk to me. Don't sneak into the house late at night when I'm asleep. Come yourself, don't send any assistants. I'll meet you in the town park."
For the plan that Greg has conceived, his home was not appropriate in any way.
"What an unpleasant thing is waiting," John Rockston sighed, sitting down on the edge of a table and looking at the snow flying outside the window. "Especially if you know that, maybe, this very minute the bastard is already leading the next child into the woods."
"We can't do anything more now," responded Douglas. "The crime lab didn't dig out anything new; we can only hope to catch him with our nets."
"Almost twenty four hours passed since we set them. If he hasn't passed by any watching eyes during this time..."
"Than he, probably, has had time to settle down in some town already," finished Douglas. "I know. And then, if he isn't recognized in the streets–and photos are available only to policemen who are not too numerous in small towns–then we, most probably, will catch him only after one more murder. This is life, John. This is our job. Only in movies does the cavalry always manage to appear at the last moment... Well, time to make the next call to Wash."
But, before Douglas had time to pick up the receiver, the phone rang.
"Douglas here. When? And he...? How long ago? Yes! Yes, of course, we'll come personally!"
He hanged up and joyfully turned to the trainee.
"Sullivan is staying at a Portsmouth motel. Under a false name, by the way."
"Arrested?"
"Not yet. He arrived as early as yesterday evening, but the manager got around to checking the license plates only now. He isn't currently in the motel–obviously, somewhere in the city. The police have already begun to search for him. Grab your coat, let's go."
"To reach Portsmouth in such weather..."
"We have the use of a copter."
Douglas hastily took his jacket from a hanger, loudly zipped it, and took out his gloves from the pockets.
"Trainee, what are you waiting for?"
"Sir, we were going to make a call to Wash."
"Mm... you're right, we should... So, what's there? Answering machine again?"
"Yes."
"Certainly, the fact that Sullivan stayed at the motel under an assumed name doesn't yet remove suspicion from Wash... Though, most likely, he's simply relaxing somewhere down south now."
John put on his warm jacket, too.
"Sir, after all, isn't Claus the same name as Nicolas?"
"Yes. But that means nothing. If the guy has a screw loose, hardly it was because of his own name."
"Yes, but it could become an additional factor."
"Well, theoretically it could. But now our main target is Sullivan. Ready at last? Let's go. Lock the door."
Just after Rockston turned the key in the lock, the phone rang again in the office. John made a movement to open the lock.
"No need," Douglas stopped him, "after the fourth ring a call will automatically switch to my cell phone... Hello?"
This time he was on the phone slightly longer and even pulled a map out of his pocket, trying to unfold it on a door with one hand. Rockston helped him.
"Wash's car was seen," Douglas informed after hanging up. "Also yesterday evening. Here," he pointed on a map, "near Malcolmtown. However, the information about it came from here," his finger sharply moved to the south. "It seemed odd to a Malcolmtown truck driver that some guy fueled his car from a can instead of using the nearby gas station. And he, I mean the truck driver, looked attentively at him and remembered the number of his car. Actually, he didn't remember it completely–he either forgot the last digit, or couldn't make it out because of snow–but all the rest match. And today he talked about it in a diner where he stopped for dinner. The owner of the diner had already been contacted and made a call to the police."
"That guy was in the Santa Claus costume?"
"No. The driver even isn't sure if he had a white beard. 'Perhaps he did, or maybe it was just snow-covered.' And even if it was Wash, to refuel from a gas can is not a crime. He may simply had found a gas station with a good price and stocked up with fuel there. Anyway, it's less suspicious than using an assumed name."
"Not only killers register under assumed names," John objected. "For example, adulterers do. And not only them. There are some people who are just intensely private and avoid leaving any personal information anywhere."
"You use your head, trainee," Douglas nodded approvingly. "But we should make a choice. The local police will of course investigate in both places, and I would like to believe they will do it assiduously enough... though, to tell the truth, they don't like to listen to us until their noses are stuck right into the shit. So you and I should not lose the control over the situation and have to choose one of two opposite directions. What do you think we should do?"
John frowned for a second, then stated resolutely: "We should return to the office, sir. To look once more through the databases."
"OK."
With several mouse clicks Rockston came to a conclusion.
"I would bet on Wash, sir."
"Why?"
"Look at their driver's records. Wash had not a single driving offense. And Sullivan was ticketed for illegal parking, for speeding..."
"And we know that our son of a bitch is very careful," Douglas caught the idea and added with a laugh: "Seems to me, it's the first case in my career when good lawful behavior serves as a basis for suspicion. But you are probably right. We'll fly to Malcolmtown."
"Are you sure he is still there, sir?"
"The truck passed him late yesterday afternoon, and we believe that he doesn't drive in the dark during a snowfall. That means he could leave the town not earlier than this morning. But by
this time the state police had been already notified, and he would have been already intercepted by officers posted either here or here," Douglas showed on the map. "He's still in town. And, probably, isn't wasting any time. Let's go."
"Hello?"
"Mrs. Prime? Sergeant Jills here. Is your son at home?"
"Just a minute, I'll look... No, apparently he went out to play. What happened? Did Greg do something wrong?"
"No, don't worry. May I talk to your husband?"
"He hasn't come home from work yet. Sergeant, what's the matter?"
"If your son returns, please, try to keep him at home."
"OK, but will you explain to me what this is all about?!"
"Don't worry, Mrs. Prime. We simply got information that there's a man in town, who... er... pesters children and shows them obscenities. This tip may be false–most likely it is–but currently we're are checking it out."
"A flasher? I am a big girl, sergeant, and you can say what you mean."
"Yeah, something like that. Also our information says that he can be dressed as Santa Claus."
"Well, if so, he'll hardly manage to entice Greg. Though my husband and I didn't tell him Santa doesn't exist, it seems to me that he understands that himself already."
As usual, Nicolas noticed the future victim the first.
After several hours of fruitless waiting (there were some possibilities, but, having carefully estimated the probability of witnesses, he decided not to risk it) all, at last, went extremely well. The boy was obviously alone and went straight to the park. For a moment, a suspicion flashed in Nicolas' mind that someone could be waiting for the kid in the park–the boy stepped there so purposefully, not like just a stroller. But no, it was hardly probable. The snow showed no one else's footprints. However, a friend of the bad boy could appear later. But even if so–the park is big enough, and he will have time to lead the boy far away from the meeting point. And then, after finding out all that this nasty little thing knows, maybe he will come also for the uninvited visitor, who is for certain of the same age...