by Ines Johnson
Contents
Product Description
Copyright
Front Matter
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
Chapter Four
Chapter Five
Chapter Six
Chapter Seven
Chapter Eight
Chapter Nine
Chapter Ten
Chapter Eleven
Chapter Twelve
Chapter Thirteen
Chapter Fourteen
Chapter Fifteen
Chapter Sixteen
Chapter Seventeen
Chapter Eighteen
Chapter Nineteen
Chapter Twenty
Chapter Twenty-One
Chapter Twenty-Two
Chapter Twenty-Three
Chapter Twenty-Four
Chapter Twenty-Five
Chapter Twenty-Six
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Epilogue
Slippery When Wet
Back Matter
A starry-eyed virgin...
As an inspirational romance author, Mary Katherine’s life revolves around the idea of true love. She writes happily-ever-afters full of fidelity, handholding, and sweet first kisses. When her new publisher insists she write a steamy, erotic romance, she’s thrown for a loop. She has no real experience with love, romance, or sex. But if she doesn’t turn in a new manuscript full of hot scenes, she’ll be out of a job.
A fast driving ladies man...
Street racer, Crow, has never taken anything seriously in his life, until sweet Mary Katherine asks him for help writing authentic sex scenes in her romance novel. Drawn to her since they first met, he’s more than happy to help the curvy author with her research. But the more they explore virgin territory, the more he comes to realize that there might be something to this little thing called love.
Can two individuals who love from different sides of the heart come together as one?
Copyright
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Copyright 2016 by N. S. Johnson Seneb
All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form, or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without prior permission of the author.
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Chapter One
The tapping of raindrops on the window was intermittent; sometimes a steady pitter-patter, then in the next minute, a reluctant deluge. The thick droplets dried up immediately after impact when they hit the glass pane. The disappearing act was likely due to the brilliant sun shining above.
It was the kind of day my grandfather would’ve called God weeping for mankind. It was the kind of day my father would’ve called God pissing on mankind. In my opinion it was a great day.
The winter was over. I was out of the knits and sweaters that added bulk to my curvy frame. Today, I was in one of my favorite sundresses. Sundresses allowed me to come out of my shell and show off my best assets; my calves and shoulders. Though most of the time, the male gaze stayed focused on the double D’s on my chest.
I sat in a pretty floral dress, my wedged heels crossed at my ankles. My toenails were done in a fun design that matched my fingernails, which also matched the ribbon I’d tied in my hair, which also complimented the floral earrings dangling from my lobes. Because I was never comfortable showing too much skin, I may have been prone to over-accessorizing.
I wasn’t a flashy person. Though I did often use my clothing to reflect my mood. And today, I felt a rainbow of optimism on the horizon.
Also on the horizon, across the street in an office building, I spied a man in a business suit and a woman in a blouse and skirt making out. The man had the woman pressed up against the closed door. My eyes widened as his hands went up her shirt.
From this distance, I saw the divot of her belly button. I’d seen any number of belly buttons in my lifetime; on the beach, in the girl’s locker room, walking down the street on a Saturday night. But in this context, there was something wicked about it.
I wasn’t wicked. I was a good girl. But I couldn’t look away.
The man’s palm traveled under her blouse up higher and higher on her torso. My eyes kept in step with his fingers. My hand clutched at my chest at the sight of her bra; lacy and fire-engine red. He pulled the bra cup down and exposed her nipple. The contrast to the red lace and the pink areola was stark.
A crack of thunder split the air, darkening the skies and scattering the raindrops. The two broke apart. They looked out the window, up at the darkening sky. At the same time, I jumped in my seat. I averted my gaze, doubtful they saw me.
I pressed a hand to my cheeks to feel them flaming. Then reached down to finger the rosary beads at my heart. The texture of the beads calmed me. When I looked up, the couple was gone. The office was empty.
I took a deep breath and turned from the window. Glancing up at the utilitarian wall clock, I noted that my appointment should’ve started fifteen minutes ago.
My fifth book in Hera Publishing’s inspirational romance line had just reached into the top 10,000 on Amazon. There were over a million books available for sale at the online retailer. That was a big deal for an inspirational author like me who ended each book with the hero and heroine approaching first base. It proved that readers wanted more of my self-assured heroines who met their heroes inside church groups instead of the stepbrother down the hall or the werewolf who threw her over his shoulder.
My first series, Righteous Calling, was comprised of twenty-something, career women who returned to their small towns, and then back to their roots in church, to reconnect with their Creator. Along the way, they each found love amidst the pews. I sat in my editor’s office waiting to pitch my next series.
The series I hoped to write next was called Tender Kisses. For this series, I planned to go with the tide of the market and write new adult characters. These love stories would be about Christians meeting at Bible college. I was also debating pitching a future series called Love’s Calling about missionaries finding romance while abroad.
I wasn’t making a killing selling sweet romances, but they paid the bills. It was enough so that I didn’t have to rely on my parents for money. My mother would love nothing more than to have me back home. That was the last thing I wanted; being the buffer in my parents’ marriage. Til death do us part was less a vow and more a threat in my parents’ case.
The pitter-patter of the rain died down, and I heard the striking of heels across the floor. Moira Young walked into her office in fire-red stilettos and a black designer pantsuit that fit her size six waist like a glove. Her face looked professionally made up as though she’d walked off a high-fashion shoot. Her lip-gloss was perfect for her dark skin tone. She could’ve been Tyra Bank’s more attractive sister. Sitting in my flower dress and hair bows, I felt like anything but America’s Next Top Model.
I sucked in my size twelve gut which caused my double D’s to rise. I’d managed eyeliner and gloss, but that was the extent of my makeup collect
ion. Most of my advance and royalties went to my closet, which I used to hide my chubby flaws.
Moira had taken over the publishing house after my third book had been published. My last editor had left, gone off to a big New York publishing house. She’d taken a few authors with her. I hadn’t been included.
But that was fine. I was loyal to Hera Publishing. This company had given me my first break. I planned to stay with them for the long haul.
“All right, Mary Kate.”
I forced a smile. I hated when people truncated my name. But I wanted to start this meeting off on a positive note.
Moira looked up at me with a thousand-watt smile that didn’t reach her smoke-lined eyes.
“I’m excited to talk about your future with the company,” she said in an even tone.
Her even tone didn’t alarm me. Moira never spoke in exclamation points. Only periods and semi-colons.
I, on the other hand, was prone to exclaim. “I’m excited, too!”
“We’re making some changes,” Moira continued, glazing over my expression. “You’re a valued author for Hera Publishing. You have a loyal, but small following.”
My following wasn’t small. Had she not read the latest author report? I wasn’t exactly one in a million, but 10,000 wasn’t half bad.
“I think it could be bigger,” Moira said. “We want to take you in a new direction.”
Perfect. I opened my mouth to pitch my Tender Kisses and Love’s Calling series.
Before I could, Moira continued. “We want you to add steam.”
Steam? As in steam punk? I had no clue about that genre. It also had no place in inspirational and sweet romance. It was more in the realm of science fiction and fantasy romance.
When Moira came onboard, Hera introduced a few new lines. The Athena line, for paranormal, science fiction and fantasy romance. The Dione line, for contemporary. And the Aphrodite line, for erotica. With my current sales, I felt fairly secure that my career would continue at the Demeter line, for the sweeter side of romance. Was she asking me to write for the Athena line?
“Many Christian authors, inspirational authors, and sweet authors are opening the doors during their love scenes,” Moira said. “There’s even Amish erotica.”
So, I’d heard. I wasn’t Amish. I’d been raised in a traditional Christian household. The kind where the parents stop going to church after the kids outgrow their fancy Easter clothes.
“Your readers are buying it,” Moira said.
I frowned, having lost the train of conversation. “It?”
Moira paused and blinked at me as though she remembered I was there while she gave her monologue. “Sex. Your readers are buying books with sex in them.”
I wanted to disagree. I wanted to insist that my readers were girls just like me. Good girls, who sat with their legs crossed, and went to church every Sunday.
Well, I didn’t go to church every Sunday. In fact, I hadn’t been since… last Easter? I think?
“If you want to keep writing for us, Mary Kate, you’re going to have to pop your heroines’ cherries.”
This time it was me who paused and blinked. I shook my head like I used to shake the bunny ear antennas on my grandparents’ old television. There had to be something wrong with the reception.
“You can keep the story lines in your wheel house,” Moira said. “I’d love to see a good girl go on a sexual journey of discovery with a bad boy in need of redemption. I’ll need to see an outline and the first three chapters by the end of the month.”
An outline? I hadn’t been required to submit an outline since my first book. Not only was I being asked to write something completely out of my depth, I was being treated like a new author.
“And what if I don’t want to add steam or open doors in my stories?” I asked.
Moira frowned as though she hadn’t considered the query. “You can always buy out your existing contract. But you still owe us two more books.”
I didn’t have the money lying around to buy out of two books. I was budgeted down to the penny. I opened my mouth to bargain, but Moira’s phone rang. She picked up the receiver. I was effectively dismissed.
I rose, preparing to leave the office. I cast a glance out the window. On the bright side, the sky had cleared, taking the rain away. Off in the distance, I spied the multicolored stripes of a rainbow. I was just on the wrong end of the arch.
Chapter Two
By the time I stepped out Hera Publishing’s office, the rainbow showed bright across the sky. Unfortunately, it did not brighten my mood. I walked over to my car; a Chevy Buick. Not one of the newer models in the young hipster commercials. It was a 1970’s model. I’d gotten it from my grandfather. He’d named the car Lucille because she had the devil in her.
I sat back in Lucille’s plush seat and closed my eyes. What was I going to do? It’s not like I was a literary author out for awards for my craft.
I wrote romance novels.
A lot of people looked down on the genre. In my four years of writing in the industry, I’d met so many women who were feeding their families with the money they garnered from writing what the general public called bodice rippers, chick lit, and mommy porn. I didn’t turn my nose up at steamy romance. It just wasn’t my thing. But it would have to become my thing if I wanted to keep making a living.
So, what were my options?
I could quit. Take my work to another publisher. Hope that my audience followed me. But I could be sued for breach because I owed the publisher more books.
Or, I could give them what they wanted. Sex.
I turned the ignition over. Lucille groaned, shuddered, and stalled.
Two race cars sped down the street, engines roaring, exhaust polluting the air. It was an increasing problem in the city, just like teenage pregnancy in high schools, the spread of STDs in elder communities, and the rate of divorce in mature communities. People were all moving too fast.
Twenty minutes later, I pulled up to my parents’ pristine house. The lawn was recently manicured. The shutters had a fresh coat of paint. There were bright flowers blooming in the window box.
Inside, my sister’s kids were wreaking havoc in the family room. Louisa Mae had four children under the age of six. She greeted me belly first with number five. Her thick brown tresses were coiled in an elaborate knot on top her head, not a hair out of place. Eye shadow highlighted her green eyes, and a thin sheen of lip-gloss accented her full lips.
We had the exact same facial features, but that’s where it ended. Even though she was five months pregnant, she carried her baby weight well. Her figure still held its hourglass. Any weight she’d gained belonged to the baby in her belly and didn’t dare touch anywhere else on her body.
“You’re late,” Louisa Mae said. “I’ve been playing referee with the parents for the last hour.”
“Mommy,” said one of her boys. Honestly, I couldn’t tell if he was Walter or Brandon. They looked exactly alike except for an inch or two. “He hit me!”
“Go give him a hug and show him that in this family we love,” was my sister’s response.
The kid pouted off, unsatisfied. I doubted a hug was on the horizon.
“Are they fighting?” I said, indicating my head towards the kitchen where I saw my mom moving about.
“You know they never fight. They barely talk,” said my sister. “It’s a cold front.”
I looked around the living room. “Where’s your husband?”
“Business trip.” She struggled with a diaper bag. There were bags under her eyes that would never blend into her eye shadow. “He just got a new account and has to be available to his clients at all times.”
Charles, Louisa Mae’s husband, was some corporate bigwig. I wasn’t sure exactly what he did? Mainly because I had never had a full conversation with the man in the seven years, he’d been my brother-in-law. He wasn’t around the family much, but he was always available to his clients.
My two-year-old niece, who was
dressed as a pink fairy with wings, was throwing a tantrum over her cartoon program ending. Louisa Mae tried to explain that mommies couldn’t make the television network play the episode again. The two eldest boys weren’t hugging; they were shoving at each other behind their mother’s back. The one-year-old sat quietly on the sofa watching it all go down. I couldn’t tell if he was taking notes or wishing he were somewhere else.
My sister found another program for the fairy princess and then separated the two eldest boys. “What took you so long to get here?” she said to me.
“Meeting at my publisher’s,” I said from my post in the doorway. “My editor wanted to discuss some upcoming projects.”
My sister frowned. “You’re still writing those smutty stories?”
I felt like throwing a tantrum myself. Maybe that would get my sister to change the channel away from this repeated argument. “They want to take my books in a new direction. They really believe in my talent.”
It wasn’t exactly a lie. Moira said she believed in my talent. She just wanted me to take my talent in an area where I was uncomfortable treading.
“I don’t know how you’ll ever find a husband with a hobby like that,” Louisa Mae said as she arched her back with a grimace. “Aren’t most romance writers women? Plus you’re going to keep packing it on if you sit around all day typing on keyboards. You might as well become a secretary. At least that way you could try to snag your boss or a junior executive.”
Louisa Mae walked into the fray of her children, who were now bickering over the remote control, before I could mount a counteroffensive. The only reason my sister went to college was to get her MRS degree. When that didn’t work, she got a job as an Executive Assistant and that’s where she met Charles Rasmussen. There was already a Mrs. Rasmussen, but Charles had insisted they were separated. Luckily, he was divorced before Walter, or was it Brandon, had been born. But it wasn’t something we talked about.