by Jim Shepard
Gnüss, still hanging in his harness, is disconcerted by the story. He tucks Meinert’s sex back into the opened pants.
“That feeling comes back to me when I’m my happiest: hiking or alone,” Meinert muses. “And when I’m with you, as well,” he adds, after having seen Gnüss’s face.
Gnüss buckles his own pants, unhooks his harness, and begins his careful descent. “I don’t think I make you feel like Zeus,” he says, a little sadly.
“Well, like Pan, anyway,” Meinert calls out from above him.
THAT EVENING darkness falls on the ocean below while the sun is still a glare on the frames of the observation windows. Meinert and Gnüss have their evening duties, as waiters. Their stations are across the room from one another. The dining room is the very picture of a fine hotel restaurant, without the candles. After dinner, they continue to ferry drinks from the bar on B deck to thirsty guests in the lounge and reading rooms. Through the windows, the upper surfaces of the clouds in the moonlight are as brilliant as breaking surf. Tereska is nowhere to be found.
Upon retiring, passengers leave their shoes in the corridor, as on shipboard. Newspaper correspondents stay up late in the salon, typing bulletins to send by wireless ahead to America. In the darkness and quiet before they themselves turn in, Gnüss leads Meinert halfway up Ladder #4 yet again, to reward him for having had no contact whatsoever with that teenager. Their continuing recklessness feels like Love itself.
Like their airship, their new home when not flying is Friedrichshafen, beside the flatly placid Lake Constance. The Company’s presence has transformed the little town. In gratitude the town fathers have erected a Zeppelin fountain in the courtyard of the Rathaus, the centerpiece of which is the Count bestride a globe, holding a log-sized airship in his arms.
Friedrichshafen is on the north side of the lake, with the Swiss mountains across the water to the south, including the snowcapped Säntis, rising some 8,000 feet. Meinert has tutored Gnüss in mountain hiking, and Gnüss has tutored Meinert in oral sex above the tree line. They’ve taken chances as though cultivating a death wish: in a lift in the famous Insel Hotel, in rented rooms in the wood-carving town of Überlingen and Meersburg with its old castle dating back to the seventh century. In vineyards on the southern exposures of hillsides. Even, once, in a lavatory in the Maybach engine plant, near the gear manufacturing works.
When not perversely risking everything they had for no real reason, they lived like the locals, with their coffee and cake on Sunday afternoon and their raw smoked ham as the ubiquitous appetizer for every meal. They maintained their privacy as weekend hikers and developed the southerner’s endless capacity for arguing the merits of various mountain trails. By their third year in Friedrichshafen their motto was “A mountain each weekend.” They spent nights in mountain huts, and in winter they might go entire days skiing without seeing other adventurers. If Meinert had asked his friend which experience had been the most ecstatic of his young life, Gnüss would have cited the week they spent alone in a hut over one Christmas holiday.
NEITHER HAS BEEN BACK to Regensburg for years. Gnüss’s most vivid memory of it, for reasons he can’t locate, is of the scrape and desolation of his dentist’s tooth-cleaning instruments one rainy March morning. Meinert usually refers to their hometown as Vitality’s Graveyard. His younger brother still writes to him twice a week. Gnüss still sends a portion of his pay home to his parents and sisters.
Gnüss knows that he’s being the young and foolish one but nevertheless can’t resist comparing the invincible intensity of his feelings for Meinert with his pride at serving on this airship—this machine that conquers two oceans at once, the one above and the one below—this machine that brought their country supremacy in passenger, mail, and freight service to the North and South American continents only seventeen years after the Treaty of Versailles.
Even calm, cold, practical minds that worked on logarithms or carburetors felt the strange joy, the uncanny fascination, the radiance of atmospheric and gravitational freedom. They’d watched the Graf Zeppelin, their sister ship, take off one beautiful morning, the sun dazzling on its aluminum dope as if it were levitating on light, and it was like watching Juggernaut float free of the earth. One night they’d gone down almost to touch the waves and scared a fishing boat in the fog, and had joked afterward about what the boat’s crew must have experienced: looking back to see a great dark, whirring thing rise like a monster upon them out of the murky air.
THEY’RE BOTH PARTY MEMBERS. They were over Aachen during the national referendum on the annexation of the Rhineland, and helped the chief steward rig up a polling booth on the port promenade deck. The Yes vote had carried among the passengers and crew by a count of 103 to 1.
MEALS IN FLIGHT are so relaxed that some guests arrive for breakfast in their pajamas. Tereska is one such guest, and Gnüss from his station watches Meinert chatting and flirting with her. She’s only an annoyance, he reminds himself, but his brain seizes and charges around enough to make him dizzy.
The great mass of the airship is off-limits to passengers except for those on guided tours. Soon after the breakfast service is cleared, Meinert informs him, with insufficient contrition, that Tereska’s family has requested him as their guide. An hour later, when it’s time for the tour to begin, there’s Tereska alone, in her boyish shirt and sailor pants. She jokes with Meinert and lays a hand on his forearm. He jokes with her.
Gnüss, beside himself, contrives to approach her parents, sunning themselves by a port observation window. He asks if they’d missed the tour. It transpires that the bitch has forewarned them that it would involve a good deal of uncomfortable climbing and claustrophobic poking about.
He stumbles about below decks, only half-remembering his current task. What’s happened to his autonomy? What’s happened to his ability to generate contentment for himself independent of Meinert’s behavior? Before all this he saw himself in the long term as First Officer, or at least Chief Sailmaker: a solitary and much admired figure of cool judgments and sober self-mastery. Instead, now he feels overheated and coursed through with kineticism, like an agitated and kenneled dog.
He delivers the status report on the ongoing inspection of the gas cells. “Why are you weeping?” Sauter, the Chief Engineer, asks.
RESPONSIBILITY HAS FLOWN out the window. He takes to carrying Meinert’s grandfather’s watch inside his pants. His briefs barely hold the weight. It bumps and sidles against his genitals. Does it show? Who cares?
HE SEES MEINERT only once all afternoon, and then from a distance. He searches for him as much as he dares during free moments. During lunch the Chief Steward slaps him on the back of the head for gathering wool.
Three hours are spent in a solitary and melancholy inspection of the rearmost gas cell. In the end he can’t say for sure what he’s seen. If the cell had disappeared entirely, it’s not clear he would have noticed.
RHINE SALMON for the final dinner. Fresh trout from the Black Forest. There’s an all-night party among the passengers to celebrate their arrival in America. At the bar the man who’d thrown away his wristwatch on departure amuses himself by balancing a fountain pen on its flat end.
They continue to be separated for most of the evening, which creeps along glacially. Gnüss sorts glassware for storage upon landing, and Meinert lends a hand back at the engine gondolas, helping record fuel consumption. The time seems out of joint, and Gnüss finally figures out why: a prankster has set the clock in the bar back, to extend the length of the celebration.
On third watch he takes a break. He goes below and stops by the crew’s quarters. No luck. He listens in on a discussion of suitable first names for children conceived aloft in a zeppelin. The consensus favors Shelium, if a girl.
Someone asks if he’s seen Meinert. Startled, he eyes the questioner. Apparently the captain’s looking for him. Two machinists exchange looks.
Has Gnüss seen him or not? the questioner wants to know. He realizes he hasn’t answe
red. The whole room has taken note of his paralysis. He says he hasn’t, and excuses himself.
He finds Meinert on the catwalk heading aft. Relief and anger and frustration swarm the cockleshell of his head. His frontal lobe is in tumult. Before he can speak Meinert tells him to keep his voice down, and that the party may be over. What does that mean? Gnüss wants to know. His friend doesn’t answer.
They go hunting for privacy without success. A crossbrace near the bottom of the tail supports a card game.
On the way back forward, they’re confronted by their two room-mates, Egk and Thoolen, who block the catwalk as though they’ve formed an alliance. Perhaps they feel neglected. “Do you two ever separate?” Egk asks. “Night and day I see you together.” Thoolen nods unpleasantly. One is Hamburg at its most insolent, the other Bremerhaven at its foggiest. “Shut up, you fat bellhop,” Meinert says.
They roughly squeeze past, and Egk and Thoolen watch them go. “I’m so in love!” Egk sings out. Thoolen laughs.
Gnüss follows his friend in silence until they reach the ladder down to B deck. It’s a busy hub. Crew members come and go briskly. Meinert hesitates. He seems absorbed in a recessed light fixture. It breaks Gnüss’s heart to see that much sadness in the contours of his preoccupation.
“What do you mean: the party may be over?” Gnüss demands quietly.
“Pruss wants to see me. He says for disciplinary matters. After that, you know as much as I,” Meinert says.
The radio officer and the ship’s doctor pass through the corridor at the bottom of the stairs, glancing up as they go, without stopping their quiet conversation.
When Gnüss is unable to respond, Meinert adds, “Maybe he just wants me to police up my uniform.”
At a loss, Gnüss finally puts a hand on Meinert’s arm. Meinert smiles, and whispers, “You are the most important thing in the world right now.”
The unexpectedness of it brings tears to Gnüss’s eyes. Meinert murmurs that he needs to get into his dining room whites. It’s nearly time to serve the third breakfast. They’ve served two luncheons, two dinners, and now three breakfasts.
They descend the stairs together. Gnüss is already dressed and so gives his friend another squeeze on the arm and tells him not to worry, and then goes straight to the galley. His eyes still bleary with tears, he loads linen napkins into the dumbwaiter. Anxiety is like a whirling pillar in his chest. He remembers another of Meinert’s war stories, one whispered to him in the early morning after they’d first spent the night together. They’d soaked each other and the bed linens with love and then had collapsed. He woke to words in his ear, and at first thought his bedmate was talking in his sleep. The story concerned Meinert’s captain after a disastrous raid one moonless night over the Channel. Meinert had been at his post in the control car. The captain had started talking to himself. He’d said that both radios were smashed, not that it mattered, both radiomen being dead. And that both outboard engines were beyond repair, not that that mattered, since they had no fuel.
AROUND FOUR A.M., the passengers start exclaiming at the lights of Long Island. The all-night party has petered out into knots of people waiting and chatting along the promenade. Gnüss and Meinert set out the china, sick with worry. Once the place settings are all correct, they allow themselves a look out an open window. They see below that they’ve overtaken the liner Staatendam, coming into New York Harbor. She salutes them with blasts of her siren. Passengers crowd her decks waving handkerchiefs.
They’re diverted north to avoid a front of thunderstorms. All morning, they drift over New England, gradually working their way back to Long Island Sound.
At lunch Captain Pruss appears in the doorway for a moment, and then is gone. They bus tables. The passengers all abandon their seats to look out on New York City. From the exclamations they make, it’s apparently some sight. Steam whistles sound from boats on the Hudson and East Rivers. Someone at the window points out the Bremen just before it bellows a greeting. The Hindenburg’s passengers wave back with a kind of patriotic madness.
The tables cleared, the waiters drift back to the windows. Gnüss puts an arm around Meinert’s shoulders, despair making him courageous. Through patchy cloud they can see shoal water, or tide-rips, beneath them.
Pelicans flock in their wake. What looks like a whale races to keep pace with their shadow.
In New Jersey they circle over miles of stunted pines and bogs, their shadow running along the ground like a big fish on the surface.
It’s time for them to take their landing stations.
Sauter passes them on their way to the catwalk and says that they should give the bracing wires near Ladder #4 another check and that he’d noticed a bit of hum.
By the time they reach the base of #4, it’s more than a bit of a hum. Gnüss volunteers to go, anxious to do something concrete for his disconsolate beloved. He wipes his eyes and climbs swiftly while Meinert waits below on the catwalk.
Meinert’s grandfather’s pocket watch bumps and tumbles about his testicles while he climbs. Once or twice he has to stop to rearrange himself. The hum is near the top, hard to locate. At their favorite perch, he stops and hooks on his harness. His weight supported, he turns his head slightly to try and make his ears direction finders. He runs a thumb and forefinger along nearby cables to test for vibration. The cables are covered in graphite to suppress sparks. The slickness seems sexual to him. He’s dismayed by his singlemindedness.
On impulse, he takes the watch, pleasingly warm, from his pants. He loops it around one of the cable bolts just so he can look at it. The short chain keeps slipping from the weight. He wraps it once around the nut on the other side of the beam. The nut feels loose to him. He removes and pockets the watch, finds the spanner on his tool belt, fits it snugly over the nut, and tightens it, and then, uncertain, tightens it again. There’s a short, high-pitched sound of metal under stress or tearing.
BELOW HIM, his lover, tremendously resourceful in all sorts of chameleon-like self-renovations, and suffused with what he understands to be an unprecedented feeling for his young young boy, has been thinking to himself, Imagine instead that you were perfectly happy. Shivering, with his coat collar turned up as though he was sitting around a big cold aerodrome, he leans against a cradle of wires and stays and reexperiences unimaginable views, unearthly lightness, the hull starlit at altitude, electrical storms and the incandescence of clouds, and Gnüss’s lips on his throat. He remembers his younger brother’s iridescent fingers after having blown soap bubbles as a child.
Below the ship, frightened horses spook like flying fish discharged from seas of yellow grass. Miles away, necklaces of lightning drop and fork.
Inside the hangarlike hull, they can feel the gravitational forces as Captain Pruss brings the ship up to the docking mast in a tight turn. The sharpness of the turn overstresses the after-hull structure, and the bracing wire bolt that Gnüss overtightened snaps like a rifle shot. The recoiling wire slashes open the gas cell opposite. Seven or eight feet above Gnüss’s alarmed head, the escaping hydrogen encounters the prevailing St. Elmo’s fire playing atop the ship.
From the ground, in Lakehurst, New Jersey, the Hindenburg malingers in a last wide circle, uneasy in the uneasy air.
The fireball explodes outward and upward, annihilating Gnüss at its center. More than 100 feet below on the axial catwalk, as the blinding light envelops everything below it, Meinert knows that whatever time has come is theirs, and won’t be like anything else.
Four hundred and eighty feet away, loitering on the windblown and sandy flats weedy with dune grass, Gerhard Fichte, chief American representative of Luftschiffbau Zeppelin and senior liaison to Goodyear, hears a sound like surf in a cavern and sees the hull interior blooming orange, lit from within like a Japanese lantern, and understands the catastrophe to his company even before the ship fully explodes. He thinks: Life, motion, everything was untrammeled and without limitation, pathless, ours.
MARS ATTACKS
&
nbsp; #1: The Invasion Begins
A bubble-helmeted Martian in the left foreground stares out at us and points at the saucer, which is silvery white and spotted along its outside rim with the black ovals of windows. The saucer stands on four narrow poles, like a tent at a wedding. A column of Martians in green spacesuits with red scuba tanks on their backs extends to a prosaic ladder leading to an open hatch. Another saucer is on the ground behind the first. An easy diagonal of saucers swoops by in the background. The sky is a deep blue, fading to an ominous yellow on the horizon. Jagged orange peaks rise in the distance on the right. The Martian’s pupils are red. His whites are huge. His nose and teeth are a skull’s. His brain is oversized and exposed. The back of the card is a caramel brown. On it we learn why they’re doing this: buildup of atomic pressures beneath the surface of Mars with an explosion only weeks or months away, no choice, and a reckless overconfidence in the power of their weapons. We’re told to See Card #2: Martians Approaching.
#2: Martians Approaching
Again a face looking out from the left foreground, with an excited, sheepish grin. Behind him, two other Martians, one working controls, one pointing out the window. The Martians clearly point a lot. Behind them, saucers, extending to Earth. Earth’s continents are emerald green and its oceans a pale bathroom-tile color. Eastern Canada seems oversized.
#3: Attacking an Army Base
One GI, the only one not on fire, shoots up at the closest saucer. The yellow line of the bullet looks feeble, the squirt of a water pistol. All around him, his pals in agony. The saucers crowd in, jostling one another, blocking out sky. In one corner, a few bodies lying around, incinerated. On the back: A quiet Sunday afternoon was turned to tragedy as flying saucers launched their first attack against Earth.
#55: Mars Attacks! A Short Synopsis of the Story
Planning to conquer the Earth, Mars sends flying saucers through space carrying deadly weapons. Burning the cities, the Martians destroy much of Earth’s population. The enemy then enlarges insects to over 500 times their normal size and releases them on the helpless planet. People go into hiding, knowing that death is the consequence if they are discovered by the creatures. Despite its losses, Earth launches a counterattack that shatters the Martians on their home planet, Mars. I was eight years old. Martian Cards, we called them. I filled in each box on the checklist in pencil, in case one was lost or traded. As a collector of Martian Cards, I was a figure to be reckoned with. I carried doubles to and from school wrapped in a rubber band. The nuns hated them. For a full year, they were everything. My brother and I were constantly deciding: should we pool what we had, or compete for cards? Did my parents have an opinion? What sort of gum came with them? Did gum come with them?