Contents
Title Page
Copyright
Myth Gods Tech Omnibus
Crying Over Spilt Light
Chapter Zero
Chapter i
Chapter i^2
Chapter i^3
Chapter i^4
Chapter 2i
Chapter 2i^2
Chapter 2i^3
Chapter 2i^4
Chapter 3i
Chapter 3i^2
Chapter 3i^3
Chapter 3i^4
Chapter 4i
Chapter 4i^2
Chapter 4i^3
Chapter 4i^4
Chapter 5i
Chapter 5i^2
Chapter 5i^3
Chapter 5i^4
Chapter 6i
Chapter 6i^2
Chapter 6i^3
Chapter 6i^4
Chapter 7i
Chapter 7i^2
Chapter 7i^3
Chapter 7i^4
Chapter 8i
Chapter 8i^2
Chapter 8i^3
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Chapter 1: Galene - Brain operating @ 0.6 times normal human speed
Chapter 2: Gregoris @ 3.2x nhs
Chapter 3: Galene @ 0.6x nhs
Chapter 4: Gregoris @ 3.1x nhs
Chapter 5: Galene @ 0.6x nhs
Chapter 6: Galene @ 0.7x nhs
Chapter 7: Gregoris @ 2.4x nhs
Chapter 8: Galene @ 0.7x nhs
Chapter 9: Galene @ 0.6x nhs
Chapter 10: Gregoris @ 3.2x nhs
Chapter 11: Galene @ 0.7x nhs
Chapter 12: Gregoris @ 2.2x nhs
Chapter 13: Natalie @ 1.1x nhs
Chapter 14: Galene @ 0.9x nhs
Chapter 15: Galene @ 0.8x nhs
Chapter 16: Galene @ 0.6x nhs
Chapter 17: Galene @ 0.7x nhs
Chapter 18: Galene @ 0.8x nhs
Chapter 19: Galene @ 1.2x nhs
Chapter 20: Galene @ 0.7x nhs
Chapter 21: Galene @ 1.5x nhs
Chapter 22: Galene @ 1.1x nhs
Chapter 23: Natalie @ 1.0x nhs
Chapter 24: Gregoris @ 2.8x nhs
Chapter 25: Galene @ 1.2x nhs
Chapter 26: Galene @ 0.9x nhs
Chapter 27: Galene @ 0.6x nhs
Chapter 28: Galene @ 1.1x nhs
Chapter 29: Moirai @ 27x nhs
Chapter 30: Galene @ 1.2x nhs
Chapter 31: Galene @ 2.8x nhs
Chapter 32: Galene @ 2.9x nhs
Chapter 33: Galene @ 2.2x nhs
Chapter 34: Melpomene @ 107x nhs
Chapter 35: Galene @ 1.8x nhs
Chapter 36: Galene @ 2.1x nhs
Chapter 37: Gregoris @ 2.9x nhs
Chapter 38: Gregoris @ 2.8x nhs
Chapter 39: Galene @ 2.2x nhs
Chapter 40: Galene @ 0.7x nhs
Chapter 41: Galene @ 2.4x nhs
Chapter 42: Galene @ 2.6x nhs
Chapter 43: Galene @ 1.8x nhs
Chapter 44: Galene @ 0.8x nhs
Chapter 45: Galene @ 3.1x nhs
Chapter 46: Natalie @ 1.1x nhs
Chapter 47: Galene @ 2.7x nhs
Chapter 48: Gregoris @ 5.6x nhs
Chapter 49: Galene @ 1.7x nhs
Chapter 50: Galene @ 1.9x nhs
Chapter 51: Teucer @ 2.7 nhs
Chapter 52: Gregoris @ 3.2x nhs
Chapter 53: Gregoris @ 1.9x nhs
Chapter 54: Melpomene @ 107x nhs
Chapter 55: Dolios - Brain operating @ 5.2 times normal human speed
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Beau
The Whale on the Veil
Have You Tried Turning Her Off and On Again?
Come and Get It
Hewoo
Berenice's Hair
Tickle My Pickle
The Cupcake Ingredient
The Hologram Riot
Adiadne's String
Nanodaemons
Chapter 1:// Booting up
Chapter 2:// Eating up
Chapter 3:// Going back
Chapter 4:// Checking up
Chapter 5:// Going over
Chapter 6:// Sizing up
Chapter 7:// Catching up
Chapter 8:// Paying back
Chapter 9:// Calling on
Chapter 10:// Checking out
Chapter 11:// Eating out
Chapter 12:// Dosing up
Chapter 13:// Standing up
Chapter 14:// Waking up
Chapter 15:// Taking apart
Chapter 16:// Breaking down
Chapter 17:// Forking up
Chapter 18:// Bumping off
Chapter 19// Booting up
Chapter 20:// Eating up
Chapter 21// Pushing on
Chapter 22:// Breaking out
Chapter 23:// Ripping out
Chapter 24:// Birthing out
Chapter 25:// Slipping past
Chapter 26:// Grouping up
Chapter 27:// Paying up
Chapter 28:// Falling apart
Chapter 29:// Hanging on
Chapter 30:// Calling around
Chapter 31:// Pumping up
Chapter 32:// Caring for
Chapter 33:// Making out
Chapter 34:// Hanging in
Chapter 35:// Taking off
Chapter 36:// Digging up
Chapter 37:// Giving up
Chapter 38:// Giving away
Chapter 39:// Going after
Chapter 40:// Boiling over
Chapter 41:// Breaking in
Chapter 42:// Dropping back
Chapter 43:// Catching up
Chapter 44:// Dropping in
Chapter 45:// Setting up
Chapter 46:// Giving away
Chapter 47:// Ending up
Chapter 48:// Packing up
Chapter 49:// Giving up
Chapter 50:// Cheering up
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Glossary
Nanodaemons: Selenography
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Big, Round Snowballs
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The Left Hand of Agnes
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Names and Meanings
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Aristotle's Recipe for Disaster
Speaking in Bubbles
Author's Note
Gorgonise Me
Black Asklepios
8 Sklippie
15 Sklippie
7 Sklippie
15 Sklippie
0 Sklippie
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BOO! A Halloween Story
AMOK|KOMA
You Have Too Many Friends
Bird’s-Eye View of the Back of Your Head
The Impossible Quest Of Hailing A Taxi On Christmas Eve
The Impossible Quest Of Hailing
Stave One
Stave Two
Stave Three
Stave Four
Stave Five
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GIRL GONE NOVA
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
A THOUSAND EVES
Chapter 1: Generation 6
Chapter 2: Gen 4
Chapter 3: Gen 6
Chapter 4 : Gen 7
Chapter 5: Gen 7
Chapter 6: Gen 4
Chapter 7: Gen 4
Chapter 8: Gen 4
Chapter 9: Gen 4
Chapter 10: Gen 4
Chapter 11: Gen 4
Chapter 12 : Gen 6
Chapter 13 : Gen 7
Chapter 14: Gen 6
Chapter 15: Gen 4
Chapter 16: Gen 4
Chapter 17: Gen 4
Chapter 18: Gen 7
Chapter 19: Gen 7
Chapter 20: Gen 4
Chapter 21: Gen 6
Chapter 22: Gen 7
Chapter 23: Gen 7
Chapter 24: Gen 7
Chapter 25: Gen 7
Chapter 26 : Gen 7
Chapter 27: Gen 7
Chapter 28: Gen 7
Chapter 29: Gen 6
Chapter 30: Gen 7
Chapter 31 : Gen 7
Chapter 32: Gen 7
Chapter 33: Gen 7
Chapter 34: Gen 7
Chapter 35: Gen 8
WHERE A SPACESHIP GOES TO DIE
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Cosmophobia short story
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Aboard the flagship "Don't Make Me Come Over There"
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Note from the author
Moonquake
Fluffy or Shiny?
Explosive Decompression
A Trillion-Dollar Rock
The Imiteles Space Station
Chucking Moon Rocks on the Back of my Pickup Truck
The Lighthouse at the Edge of the Galaxy
Technosphere
Simming Problem, My Ass
Just Take a Nap
Alien Animal Control
Hot Jupiter
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What's a Spitwrite Anyway?
Machimagic
Mecha-Chicken Race
Sweet, Hot Taffy
Have You Tried Turning Her Off and On Again?
Come and Get It
Hewoo
Berenice's Hair
Closely Guarded Secret
The Whale on the Veil
Fluffy or Shiny?
Explosive Decompression
Welcome to the Asterism
Sir Patrick and the Mermaid
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Part 2
Part 3
The Redjus
Generations of Gold
A Trillion-Dollar Rock
Messenger In a Bottle
Gorgoneion
The Imiteles Space Station
The Garbage Cube
The Recovery Building
Looking Down on People From Atop a Big-Ass Mecha
The Hologram Riot
Waifu Wedding
A Self-Driving Car Named Desire
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Viking Shipbuilding
Chain Inaction
Adiadne's String
Shrooming is Serious Business
Robo Dune
The Godfather
Zeppelin City
Dysmorphia
Jellyspace
Utopia Needs U
Don't Sleep
Pagophilic
Tickle My Pickle
Meat the Aliens
The Hole City
Chucking Moon Rocks on the Back of my Pickup Truck
Euclidia
The Root of the Problem
Time-Travel Traffic is the Worst Kind of Traffic
Beware the Rains
The Cupcake Ingredient
Choose Your Own God
Crayon Warfare
The Lighthouse at the Edge of the Galaxy
Whoopsie Daisy
Ten Kilos Till Christmas
Technosphere
The Last Stargunner
Metal Fever
Hot Jupiter
Nanodaemons: The Fir Smart-Tree
It is Sometimes an Appropriate Response to Reality to Just Go Insane
Love is a Car Wreck
Simming Problem, My Ass
Custody Battle for Little Johnny
Santa Fight Club
The Red Holidays
Just Take a Nap
Sex, Lies and Propaganda
Acquisition Time
Smog City: A Girl and a Gun
The Rebirth of Capitalism
Nyx It
Alien Animal Control
Killing Blind
That's No Dinosaur Egg!
Big, Round Snowballs
The Last Kakistocrat
On Pointe All Day Long
Loveless Ada: Swipe Left
Shadow Dimension
Mount Faithful
Reprogram the President
Divide and Shatter
Wake Up and Smell the Turkish Coffee
The Left Hand of Agnes
The Luggage Disaster
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Myth Gods Tech Omnibus
Crying Over Spilt Light
Chapter Zero
The lady in blue stood still, looking at the corner of the room. The air was undisturbed around her, dust particles descending, a few sun beams briefly illuminating their swirling trajectory.
The body that had caused all this dust upheaval was lying still in the middle of the thick carpet. A tall man, heavy, not of muscle but rather of spaghetti and feta cheese, was facedown, his limbs motionless, drool dripping on the carpet, absorbed instantly. His small glasses were crushed underneath his skull, their skeleton distorted but their lenses intact.
The lady in blue raised her eyes to the whiteboard.
The movement of her eyelashes was not enough to disturb the falling dust.
Mathematical symbols were scrawled on the whiteboard, half of it seemingly written, erased and rewritten a billion times. The top left part was dry, scratched, old. A beginning that had tormented the heavy man for years. The whiteboard was featured prominently in the room, a totem raised high, a constant reminder for the heavy man to keep on working, keep on thinking about what the symbols meant.
There was not much else worth mentioning in the room. It was as if someone had inherited their mother’s house, full of bric-a-brac – drawn thread work linens doilies and other handicrafted item characteristic of a Greek house – and then meticulously removed everything, leaving an obvious discolored patch on the varnish of the furniture. Old, handmade furniture, with creaky latches and uneven feet, made steady through a well-placed folded newspaper page, pressed flat by the weight of years, almost back to the wood pulp it had come from. Someone raised in such a home could easily identify most of the objects missing, from their shadows alone.
There, a thick photo frame. There, hung by the missing nail, be a decorated plate, one that people once seemed to love putting on their walls. Its shape was almost a perfect print on the wall, like an inverse shadow. There, a white crocheted doily would cover that perfect triangular shape.
All of it missing.
The woman in blue walked towards the whiteboard, her soft steps finally disturbing the dust motes and causing them to circle around her. She picked up the marker from the floor, carefully cut a page from a notepad and wrote down the mathematical symbols from the board. She double-checked them, making sure it was all there and then grabbed the torn cloth beside her and wiped the board slowly. She pressed the cloth hard and made sure it was all wiped off properly. The top left part of the symbols resisted for a time, but then gave way.
She put the cloth back and folded the page. Effortlessly.
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