A Man of Sorrows

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by James Craig




  ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS

  This is the sixth John Carlyle novel. Thanks for help in getting it over the line go to: Polly James, Michael Doggart and Peter Lavery, as well as to Chris McVeigh and Beth McFarland at 451 for all their help in promoting the inspector online.

  I also doff my cap to Krystyna Green, Rob Nichols, Martin Palmer, Colette Whitehouse, Saskia Angenent, Clive Hebard, Joan Deitch and all of the team at Constable.

  As always, the greatest thanks are reserved for Catherine and Cate. This book, like all the others, is for them.

  EPIGRAPH

  ‘He is despised and rejected of men; a man of sorrows.’

  Isaiah 53:3–5

  ‘The road to hell is paved with priests’ skulls.’

  St John Chrysostom, Archbishop of Constantinople

  (c. 347–407)

  CONTENTS

  Acknowledgements

  Epigraph

  Chapter 1

  Chapter 2

  Chapter 3

  Chapter 4

  Chapter 5

  Chapter 6

  Chapter 7

  Chapter 8

  Chapter 9

  Chapter 10

  Chapter 11

  Chapter 12

  Chapter 13

  Chapter 14

  Chapter 15

  Chapter 16

  Chapter 17

  Chapter 18

  Chapter 19

  Chapter 20

  Chapter 21

  Chapter 22

  Chapter 23

  Chapter 24

  Chapter 25

  Chapter 26

  Chapter 27

  Chapter 28

  Chapter 29

  Chapter 30

  Chapter 31

  Chapter 32

  Chapter 33

  Chapter 34

  Chapter 35

  Chapter 36

  Chapter 37

  Chapter 38

  Chapter 39

  Chapter 40

  Chapter 41

  Chapter 42

  Chapter 43

  Chapter 44

  Chapter 45

  Chapter 46

  Chapter 47

  Chapter 48

  Also by James Craig

  About the Author

  Copyright

  About the Publisher

  ONE

  ‘Are you happy?’

  ‘What?’

  ‘Are you happy?’ Helen Kennedy repeated. She lowered her copy of the Independent and shot an enquiring look at her husband. They were sitting in a branch of EAT, one of the dozens of café chains in London, this one situated at the top end of Kingsway, across the road from Holborn tube station. Taking a white cup from the table, she took a sip of green tea and allowed herself the smallest sigh of pleasure.

  The two of them were enjoying a rare breakfast together before the working day got started in earnest. Gazing out of the window at a woman walking down the street with a miniature Schnauzer dog under her arm, Inspector John Carlyle – aka Mr Kennedy, insofar as Helen had never taken his surname – wondered how best to answer what was obviously some kind of trick question.

  ‘Of course,’ he said finally. Taking a cautious sip of his own green tea – citing unspecified health reasons, Helen was trying to wean him off coffee – he smiled at his wife, looking for a sign that he had come up with the right answer.

  Not really interested in his reply, Helen stuck her head back in the paper. ‘The Prime Minister,’ she explained, adopting the scornful tone reserved for politicians and other dullards, ‘yesterday launched his “happiness index”.’

  Outside, a couple of police cars roared past, heading south, sirens blaring.

  ‘Nothing to do with me,’ Carlyle shrugged, when she automatically looked at him. ‘That’s why I’m so bloody happy.’ He took another sip of his tea; to his surprise he was getting quite into it. It was unlikely that it would lead to him cutting his relentless coffee intake by much, but it was a start. ‘Ecstatic, in fact.’

  ‘I’m sure the PM would be delighted to hear that.’

  ‘Edgar Carlton.’ Carlyle shook his head as he finished his tea. As an inspector in the Metropolitan Police, he had once dealt with the super-slippery Carlton and his ‘chumocracy’ cohorts in a professional capacity. ‘What an over-privileged, under-achieving idiot!’

  An elderly woman at the next table glowered at him from behind her copy of the Daily Mail. Returning the scowl with interest, Carlyle caught sight of the rag’s front page. Princess Diana was back from the dead.

  Or something.

  Why don’t all these stupid people just fuck off back to the Home Counties? he fulminated. And leave London to people who can appreciate it. Not for the first time, he wondered why no one had ever set up a London Independence Party. He would vote for it in a shot. London for Londoners – which included all the Scots, all the Poles, all the French . . . all the people who came here to get away from the fucking idiots in their own countries. Maybe even the odd Englishman, here and there.

  Helen interrupted the political ranting in his head. ‘ “From next month”,’ she continued, carefully enunciating each word in her best mock BBC English as if she was having a trial for Radio 4, ‘ “the Office for National Statistics will try to measure a range of key areas that are thought to matter most to people’s wellbeing”.’

  ‘Shoot some fucking politicians, for a start,’ Carlyle snorted louder than was absolutely necessary, largely for the benefit of Daily Mail Woman. ‘That would make everyone happy.’

  Regarding him as the troublesome child that he was, Helen continued serenely, ‘ “Such as health, education, inequalities in income and the environment”.’

  ‘What a load of old bollocks,’ Carlyle harrumphed. He was now resigned to working himself up into an indignant frenzy; any wellbeing that he had been enjoying now not even a distant memory. ‘How can you measure bloody happiness?’

  Helen sipped her tea demurely. ‘Mr Carlton said, and I quote: “I think this debate will help us think more carefully about how we are affecting the quality of people’s lives”.’

  ‘And I think that this kind of moronic pseudo-debate,’ Carlyle hissed, ‘is the sort of crap that bloody politicians spout instead of doing any work.’

  The world was spared any more of the inspector’s refined views by his mobile going off in the breast pocket of his jacket. Grabbing the phone, he peered at the screen. It took a moment for the numbers to come into focus so that he could see that the call was from his sergeant. I really should go and get my eyes tested, he thought as he answered it.

  ‘Yeah?’

  ‘Where are you?’ Alison Roche rarely bothered with pleasantries. It was something they had in common and one of the many reasons he liked her.

  ‘Near Holborn tube,’ Carlyle explained. ‘Why? Where am I supposed to be?’

  ‘I’m at the north end of the Strand underpass,’ said Roche, ignoring the question. ‘You’d better get down here.’

  ‘Sure.’ Given that he was barely a minute away from her location, Carlyle didn’t bother to ask why. Ending the call, he dropped the phone back into his pocket. Standing up, he stepped round the table and kissed Helen on the top of the head.

  ‘Sorry. Looks like something’s going on. Need to run.’

  Roche met him at the entrance to the underpass, part of the former Kingsway tram subway. In her mid-thirties, she was a striking redhead with a sharp temper to match. Today, however, there was a lack of sparkle in her green eyes as she waited patiently for him.

  Reaching the mouth of the tunnel, he could see traffic at a standstill and a bunch of uniforms running around with their Heckler & Koch G36s very much in evidence.

  The days of unarmed coppers are long gone, he thoug
ht sadly. ‘What’s going on?’

  ‘Security alert. SO15 have been tracking a sleeper cell.’

  ‘Okay, but if Counter Terrorism Command are, indeed, on the case, then why are we here?’

  Roche was already striding underground. ‘Come and see.’

  Thirty yards inside the tunnel a white Ford Transit Minibus had come to a halt in front of a pair of police Astras which were blocking off the exit.

  ‘Police!’ With his ID held high above his head, Carlyle shouted over the noise of the angry horns back down the tunnel as he walked towards the nearest uniform. Stepping past the police cars, he counted eight figures dressed in camouflage lying face down on the tarmac under the unyielding gaze of six armed officers who seemed completely unperturbed by his arrival. Twenty yards further back, another group of officers were trying to hold back gawkers who had got out of their cars to watch the show and film the action on their mobile phones.

  Tapping him on the shoulder, Roche handed him a flyer. ‘This was in their van.’

  Carlyle frowned. ‘The Eternity Dance Troupe?’ Squinting, he looked at the prostrate figures, who, in fairness, were doing a very good impression of a bunch of frightened teenage kids. ‘I know it’s a scary old world and all that, but I’m assuming that they’re not al-Qaeda’s finest.’

  ‘They were doing breakfast television at the studios on the South Bank this morning,’ Roche explained. ‘I saw the piece.’

  ‘Were they any good?’

  ‘Not really.’

  ‘Maybe that’s why they’ve been arrested,’ Carlyle quipped. ‘Seems fair enough to me.’

  ‘SO15 are making dicks of themselves.’ She nodded in the direction of the rubberneckers. ‘And the media will be here soon to hoover up all this citizen journalism.’

  Carlyle handed her back the flyer. ‘That’s hardly our problem.’

  ‘It will be if they all get dragged back to Agar Street.’

  Carlyle grunted. As usual, Roche had a point. The last thing he needed today was a full-blown circus descending on Charing Cross police station. Not when he had other fish to fry. ‘What were you doing here anyway?’

  Roche gestured down the tunnel. ‘My car’s back there. I was on my way in.’

  ‘Fair enough.’ Carlyle began marching towards the nearest G36-toting uniform. ‘Let’s go and find out who’s in charge of today’s fiasco.’

  ‘The tunnel was closed for more than an hour before anti-terrorist officers realized their blunder, which was blamed on a tip-off from an over-zealous member of the public. The troupe’s manager, Cyril Bowles, says he will be suing the Metropolitan Police for wrongful arrest and emotional trauma . . .’

  ‘Ungrateful sod,’ Carlyle grumbled as he switched off the TV and dropped the remote on his desk. ‘He should think of all the free publicity.’

  Roche handed him a Diet Coke she’d brought up from the canteen. ‘We need to get downstairs.’

  ‘Huh?’ Carlyle cracked open the can and took a healthy slug.

  ‘The priest.’

  ‘Fuck.’ The fucking priest! Carlyle had forgotten all about Father Francis McGowan. He jumped to his feet. ‘How long has he been downstairs?’

  ‘Since just after one this morning.’

  ‘God! You didn’t get much sleep then.’

  Roche made a face. ‘He started squealing for his lawyer straight away.’

  ‘Sorry.’

  A grin broke through her tiredness and he was suddenly struck by how good she looked. Lose that thought right now, he ordered himself.

  ‘Unfortunately, we haven’t been able to track her down yet.’

  ‘Better get on with it then.’

  Roche put a hand on his arm. ‘There’s one other thing. There was a bit of a scuffle when I brought him in. He’s got a few cuts and bruises.’

  Nothing he doesn’t deserve, the inspector thought.

  ‘I know, I know.’ Roche held up a hand. ‘It shouldn’t have happened. But when we found his porn stash I just wanted to kill the old bastard.’

  A not altogether unreasonable point of view. Carlyle nodded.

  ‘When I told him he was coming down the station, he started mouthing off about a conspiracy against the Church. Then he told me I was going to hell and that’s when—’

  ‘You bounced his head off the wall a few times?’

  ‘He had it coming.’

  ‘This isn’t the 1970s,’ Carlyle laughed. ‘We’re not The Sweeney.’

  Roche gave him a blank look.

  ‘Sweeney Todd. Cockney rhyming slang – Flying Squad; it was a TV show, Regan and Carter.’ He smiled as he recalled his underage self sneaking into the ABC Cinema on Fulham Broadway to see the X-certificate movie version of the show. In those days, no one bothered to kick you out at the end, so he’d stayed in to watch it three times in a row. Duality. ‘ “You’re nicked”, that was their catchphrase.’

  Roche couldn’t have looked any less interested. ‘Didn’t they do a remake of that?’

  ‘It was shit,’ Carlyle told her, with all the authority of Pauline Kael on crack. ‘Ray Winstone and some ten-year-old dickhead rapper. Utter shit.’

  ‘Mm.’

  ‘Not a patch on the original.’

  ‘Aha.’ Roche’s interest edged another notch downwards.

  I’m just a sad old bastard, Carlyle observed. Move on. ‘When you were bashing the guy up, were there any witnesses? Any chance of any of the action being caught on a security camera?’

  She shook her head. ‘No. Nothing to worry about in that regard. I went into the flat alone.’

  ‘Good.’

  Roche gave him a meaningful look. ‘But if it were to come back to us, I don’t want to get into trouble over this.’

  Meaning: I don’t want to get in trouble dealing with something that is your bloody crusade.

  ‘Fair enough. Are your union dues paid up?’

  An expression of concern crept across her face. ‘Yes. Why?’

  ‘Always better to have the Federation on your side,’ Carlyle advised, ‘just in case. Frankly, there’s nothing they can’t get you out of, short of shooting the Commissioner. And you wouldn’t do that, would you?’ Roche just laughed.

  Taking a final swig of his Diet Coke, the inspector thought about the situation for a moment. Then, opening the bottom drawer of his desk, he pulled out one of the tools of the trade, an extendable steel baton. It was barely a quarter of an inch in diameter and weighed only a few grams. But you could use it to break a bloke’s arm with just a flick of the wrist.

  ‘Where is he?’ he asked.

  ‘B3.’

  ‘When we get down to the basement,’ Carlyle smiled, ‘just follow my lead.’

  ‘Okay,’ said Roche, without any conviction.

  Sticking the baton under his jacket, he kicked the drawer closed with the toe of his shoe. ‘Let’s go.’

  Under his shock of unruly snow-white hair, Father Francis McGowan looked like a man who had spent a night in a cell. He also looked like a man who had walked, face first, into a door – which, of course, he had. Carlyle noted the bruising on his left cheek and a cut under his right eye. The injuries were hardly serious, but there was no way that they would go unnoticed. At least Roche had given him a plaster and a cup of coffee.

  ‘She hit me!’ Shifting in his seat, McGowan pointed a bony finger at Roche, who was hovering half a yard behind the inspector.

  Carlyle said nothing.

  ‘Where’s my lawyer?’ the priest asked in a quavering voice.

  ‘We’re still trying to contact her.’ Roche’s voice sounded flat and bored.

  Carlyle took out his baton and slowly extended it to its full twenty-six inches, trying not to grin as McGowan’s eyes grew wide and he glanced at the security camera high on the wall behind Carlyle’s head.

  ‘I want my lawyer, now!’

  His own eyes gleaming with mischief, Carlyle gently tapped the baton against the side of his leg. ‘Tell me, Father, are you happ
y?’

  ‘Huh?’ The priest seemed genuinely confused by the question.

  ‘Are you happy?’

  McGowan looked at him suspiciously. ‘You mean right now?’

  ‘In general.’

  The old man gazed around, as if searching for divine inspiration. Finding none, he stammered: ‘I d-don’t understand.’

  ‘I’m not happy,’ said Carlyle quietly.

  ‘Me neither,’ said Roche, quickly getting into the spirit of things.

  The priest frowned. ‘Are you asking for confession?’

  ‘I’m angry,’ said Carlyle, ignoring the question. ‘In fact, I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more!’ Laughing, he did a little shuffle, a skip and a hop, raising the baton above his head, in a vague approximation of a member of the Riot Squad. Despite having been out of service for three weeks, the WTC9SHR miniature bullet camera exploded with a satisfying bang, sending pieces of glass and plastic flying across the room, towards the elderly man cowering in his chair behind the desk.

  Maybe now, the inspector thought, someone will look into getting it fixed.

  Leaning against the far wall, Roche looked at him open-mouthed, as if genuinely surprised at the quality of his acting skills.

  ‘It’s a line from a film,’ Carlyle shrugged, pulling a piece of glass from his hair. ‘More or less.’

  She glared at him and he recoiled slightly from the anger in her green eyes.

  ‘Network,’ he tried to explain. ‘Peter Finch. Great movie.’

  Still nothing, other than a slight shake of the head which sent a strand of red hair falling across her face. She pushed it away.

  ‘Before your time, I suppose.’ Just like The Sweeney. With a dismal grin, Carlyle threw the baton, backhanded, across the room. Bouncing off the table, it hit the wall about three inches from Father Francis McGowan’s head.

  The priest looked at Roche, eyes pleading. ‘My lawyer,’ he croaked. ‘I want my lawyer.’

  ‘You’ll get your lawyer when I’m fucking ready,’ Carlyle snarled. Grabbing the baton from the floor, he took one end in each hand and leaped at McGowan. Ramming the steel under the priest’s chin, he forced him back in his chair until he was pinned against the wall.

  A gurgling noise tried to fight its way out of McGowan’s throat.

 

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