“Careful,” I said. “You’re no use to anyone if you choke.”
Malekrin managed to tear his eyes from the bowl long enough to spare me one of his characteristic frowns. “I don’t want to be any use to anyone. Not you, not my grandmother, not the people of Shoan. I don’t want to be my father. I don’t want to be a hero.”
I doubted he was in much danger on those last two points; certainly, the only similarity I could see just then between the tired, dishevelled boy before me and the ferocious warlord who’d so dramatically upended my life was that they were both colossal pains in the arse.
“So what then?” I asked. “You’re going to roam the Castoval like a vagabond?”
“I have money,” he said. “And I’ve got skills. Maybe I’ll become a fisherman.”
“Or a cutpurse. You still have the crown, I suppose? Any thoughts on what you’re going to do with it?”
Malekrin looked wary. “That’s my problem, isn’t it?”
“The only possible heir to the throne,” I said, “wandering around with the crown of the Castoval. They’ll never stop looking for you, you know. If it isn’t your grandmother, it’ll be the King. Or someone else... someone even worse, maybe.”
“They won’t find me.”
“Oh? Because I had so much trouble.”
Malekrin gave me another filthy look and returned aggressively to his porridge. I left him to it for a minute and then said, “There are other possibilities, you know. Other than becoming the next top warlord of Shoan or getting your head lopped off by your grandfather, I mean. If you’re so smart and capable, why not put all that ability towards something useful? Like trying to stop a war?”
“Because it’s not my war,” he muttered, through a thick mouthful of gruel.
“I’m sure most of the people who’ll die in it could say the same,” I said. “But I doubt anyone will listen to them.” Suddenly remembering, I added, “It certainly wasn’t Saltlick’s war, and that didn’t do him any good.”
Malekrin looked up again at that. “The monster?” he asked – and I was surprised by the note of genuine concern in his voice.
“He tried to stop the fighting,” I said, “and got cut down in the street for his troubles. Come to think of it, maybe he isn’t such a good argument for peace-brokering after all.”
Malekrin dropped his gaze once more; but this time he didn’t go back to eating. I’d almost given up expecting a response when he said, “I won’t pretend to be something I’m not.”
“I can see how that wouldn’t appeal,” I agreed.
“I never wanted any of this,” Malekrin continued, as though he hadn’t heard. “My father, my grandmother... it’s always been about what they wanted. A unified Shoan. No more tithes to the King. But what does any of it have to do with me?”
I picked up my spoon, ran it around the rim of my bowl and looked regretfully at my now-cooling, untouched porridge. “Tell you the truth, Mal, I know how you feel. After all, I’ve been through exactly the same these last weeks. It’s all, ‘Damasco do this’, ‘Damasco do that’, ‘Damasco, why aren’t you behaving more like a hero and less like the gutter thief you are?’... but whatever I do, however hard or often I try, it’s never enough. I saved Altapasaeda, I’ve hardly stolen a thing in days, and still they treat me like something stinking and sticky they trod in.”
Now there was clear confusion on Malekrin’s face. “What are you saying?”
“I’m saying, maybe you’re right. You should look after yourself, and damn the rest. They’d do the same to you if you gave them half a chance. In fact, they already have.”
Malekrin put down his own spoon. He was aiming for the patch of table beside his bowl, but he misjudged, and the utensil slipped from the table’s edge and clunked onto the tiles. Though Malekrin considered it with puzzlement, he made no effort to retrieve it. “Is this how you try and convince me to come back?” he asked. “Are you really the best they could send?”
“Well that’s just it, isn’t it? I’m all they could spare. Apparently, stopping the King and his army smashing their way into Altapasaeda and burning everyone in their beds is more important that wandering around the countryside looking for you. I tell you, they couldn’t value either of us much less if they tried.”
Malekrin knotted the fingers of his right hand in his dark hair and propped his elbow on the table, nearly tipping the bowl and the last dregs of his wine. Despite the much-needed meal, he was looking distinctly queasy. “If I go back,” he said, “Grandmother will force me to lead her stupid army to their deaths; or else, your people will hand me over to the King. Either way, I end up dead.”
“You probably will. In fact, there’s no reason either of us should go back to that sewer of a city. I know we haven’t exactly seen eye to eye so far, Mal, but if you’d tolerate a little company then I’m about ready to walk away from this whole damn mess.”
Malekrin fixed his gaze on me, though he was wavering slightly on his crooked arm. “You know,” he said, “you’re terrible at this. No one could have done a worse job of trying to convince me.”
I grinned. “You’re Malekrin, son of Moaradrid and grandson of Kalyxis and King Panchessa. You’ve just run the length of three countries to avoid doing what other people thought you should do. I doubt anyone’s ever going to talk you into anything you don’t want, are they?”
Hesitantly, Malekrin returned a thin smile. “All right,” he said. “I’ll come with you. I’ll try to stop this stupid war. But I’m not going back to my grandmother.”
“I don’t blame you,” I said. “Frankly, the woman’s terrifying.”
“That’s right. Terfiriying.” Malekrin stared intently at the table’s surface, like a baby entranced by the dance of motes in a sunbeam. “You know, Dasmacco, it’s been... been...” His chin jolted forward on his fist, and with an effort he drew it back. “Whu... when?” he whispered, even as his eyes began to glaze.
“The sleeping draught? When I swapped the bowls,” I explained conversationally. “Frankly, I’m surprised it took this long to kick in; you must have the constitution of a bull. I’m sorry, Mal, but I didn’t want to rely on my powers of persuasion or your good nature. Well, who would?”
“I was... I was going to... come back...”
“I know that now,” I agreed, as he toppled face first into the remains of his porridge, with a definite splash that showered gobs of grey across the table top. “However, as I just pointed out, I didn’t want to take any chances. I hate to be the one to say it, but this thing’s bigger than you and I – and I’ve a friend in Altapasaeda I promised I’d be back for.”
To judge by the spluttering snores issuing from his porridge bowl, Malekrin wasn’t paying me much attention anymore. I walked round and hauled him up by the shoulders, then wiped the worst of the gruel mess from his chin using the hood of his cloak.
If I remembered rightly, Franco’s number twelve knock-out drops lasted for something in the region of six hours. Given Malekrin’s youth and constitution, that might be reduced by an hour or so. Still, I had a fair while yet.
I sat gratefully back in my chair. If there was no hurry, I at least might as well finish my breakfast.
Having made the most of my cold porridge, I set out into Midendo. It soon became apparent that the chances of finding a second horse for purchase were up there with those of being offered a giant, saddle-trained rabbit; an hour’s questioning, however, did lead me to an ancient cobbler willing to part with his equally venerable ass.
“He’ll be dead soon enough,” he pointed out, “and I will be too. At least now I can afford a proper pyre.”
I handed over an onyx, hardly thinking about how grossly I was overpaying or how little I had left; having squandered a fortune, what difference could one more coin make? The ass was vicious and curmudgeonly, but since it would be Malekrin he’d be carrying rather than me, that seemed both appropriate and fair.
Back at the Nine Lights, it was frustrating
to realise that all drugging Malekrin had left me with was an unconscious barbarian prince to transport back to Altapasaeda. Had I been able to trust him to make the right decision on his own I’d have saved myself the effort of hauling him onto the protesting beast and tying him in place.
At least Marga, who seemed to have more or less accepted my story that all this strange behaviour was in some way serving the Altapasaedan City Guard, came out to help me. “Who is he anyway?” she asked, as I pulled the last knot tight. “He certainly has funny clothes on under that cloak. Not one of that fiend Moaradrid’s lot, is he?”
I was a little impressed that she’d even heard of Moaradrid all the way out there. “He’s his son, in fact. Malekrin, the bastard Prince of Shoan, one possibly true heir to the thrones of the Castoval and Ans Pasaeda.”
She glared at me. “All right,” she said, “You could have just told me it was none of my business.”
I gave her my most courteous bow. “Thank you, madam, for your kind hospitality, and for the excellent porridge. If I’m ever back this way, I’ll be sure to call again.”
“If you’re ever back this way,” Marga said, “you can sleep in the stables.” And before I could even consider a suitable retort, she’d marched back inside and slammed the door on me.
Malekrin woke some three hours later; perhaps three hours of being jolted on an uneven road while his extremities went steadily more numb had somehow accelerated the effect of Franco’s soporific. When he began to struggle and curse, I was glad I’d taken the time to tie his knots tightly.
“Calm down,” I told him. “I’ll let you up once you stop thrashing. The ropes are only to stop you falling off. After all, you did say you were willing to come with me, didn’t you?”
“I’ll cut out your eyes for this, Damasco,” he mumbled.
“No you won’t. But if you’re seriously considering it, perhaps I should leave you tied there a while longer.”
Malekrin went silent for a while. Finally he said, a fraction more calmly, “Will you untie me?”
I was tempted to ask for a please, but the faint note of humility in his voice would have to do. I dismounted, stopped the ass in its tracks and with one of my knives severed a couple of the ropes that held Malekrin in place. When I was confident he wasn’t about to tumble into the dirt, I cut another, so that he could sit up and massage his wrists; that done, I hacked away the cords holding his legs and ankles in place.
“Will you help me off?” he said. “I don’t think I can stand.”
I still wasn’t quite convinced he wouldn’t go for me at the first opportunity, but I lent him my shoulder, and with some difficulty Malekrin managed to half climb, half tumble down onto the road. I let him support himself against me for a minute, until he could stand alone.
“Do you have water?” he asked.
I’d picked up a skin of water, along with some food, before I left Midendo. I brought it over to him and he took a long swig, and then spat into the dust. “My mouth tastes like a dog threw up in it,” he explained.
“That will be the knockout draught,” I said. Then, feeling something more was called for, I added, “Look, Mal, perhaps I should have given you the benefit of the doubt. Before I drugged you, I mean.”
Malekrin shrugged, handed back the water skin. “I didn’t give you much reason to.”
“No,” I agreed. “Still...”
“I think I can ride now,” he said. “We should get moving.”
We rode in silence after that. I didn’t know what to make of Malekrin’s mood, which seemed for once more introspective than hostile; nor was I interested enough to pay him much attention. It was a drizzly day, with a bite of autumn cold in the air, and as good as my new clothes were, they didn’t quite keep me warm. Had the decrepit ass not been setting our pace then perhaps I could have ridden faster and warmed myself that way. As it was, trailing beside the miserable beast and its miserable rider only served to further spoil my humour.
I stopped around lunchtime and shared with Malekrin the food I’d bought: some stringy meat, corn bread and too-hard cheese. I sensed he’d have liked to refuse the meagre fare, but I could hear his stomach rumbling from where I was, and he was quick enough to wolf it down. Still, he said nothing beyond a curt thank you, and I felt no inclination to push for more.
When Altapasaeda came into view in the middle of the afternoon, it was exasperating to realise that my journey was still far from done. But I was certain the southern gates would be sealed and barricaded in case the King should move his attack, so rather than waste time in trying them I took the side road that wound off to the west, and Malekrin fell in behind me without comment or question.
I turned off again before I arrived back at the barracks, and we cut across to the half-derelict northern road, which threaded along the western flank of Altapasaeda. I thought about what might have been happening on the other side of those high walls while I’d been away, and the question was enough to make me wish I was heading anywhere but where I was.
By the time the western gate came into view, my worry had passed its peak and turned into a kind of numbed acceptance. A glance at Malekrin’s pinched, vacant face made me wonder if he wasn’t bearing his fate in similar fashion. Then again, maybe he was simply bored senseless from riding all day on the back of a slowly expiring ass.
I dismounted, looked up at the battlements. There was no one visible. I hammered on the gate and shouted, “Open up, it’s Easie Damasco.” Then, because that sounded less impressive than I’d hoped, I added, “I’m here with Prince Malekrin of Shoan.”
I’d anticipated an interrogation, or perhaps nothing at all. For all I knew, the city had fallen and there was no one on the other side to care. But a mere few seconds had passed before the gate eased open. I recognised the guard on the other side from when I’d left that way. “Mounteban’s expecting you,” was all he said.
Expecting? A touch disappointed that I wouldn’t be surprising anyone with my improbable success, I hauled myself back into the saddle and rode through the gap. I’d imagined the guard might accompany us, if our presence was so very important to Mounteban; however, he and his companion only ignored us in favour of forcing the gate shut in our wake.
I led the way up one street and then another, and five full minutes had passed before Malekrin said to me, “What now? Do you hand me over to this Mounteban? Do we find my grandmother, so I can explain I won’t be going with her?”
I’d been asking myself a similar question – and I’d quickly realised that for me there was only one answer. Right then, for all I cared, Mounteban, Kalyxis and the whole damned city could go hang. “You can come along or not,” I told Malekrin, “but before we do anything, I’m finding out if my friend’s alive.”
CHAPTER SIXTEEN
The hospital was noticeably fuller than when I’d last seen it.
Straw cots had been dragged in to fill the gaps between the existing beds, and all of those were occupied as well, so that the surgeons and priests had to tread carefully around and over the bodies of the wounded just to navigate the room. Their own numbers, however, hadn’t increased; perhaps there were even fewer tending to the fallen than on my previous visit. I supposed that the influx of wounded hadn’t been organised to take their endurance into account; certainly every one of those that remained looked ready to drop.
The air was noisome, a bitter-sweet odour of rot and sickness struggling to get out from beneath cloying layers of incense. A chorus of groans and sighs and the occasional, muted scream was undercut by the whine of the wind from outside, as it whipped the torch flames hovering around the walls. I hurried to push shut the door, and as I did so noticed the expression on Malekrin’s face, the mingling of pity and disgust.
“So many?” he asked.
“Are you joking, boy?” grunted a red-robed surgeon as he brushed past. “They’ve filled two more warehouses since this one.”
Looking round for Saltlick, I realised how much more varied th
e constituency of the injured had grown. Most, of course, were from Mounteban’s improvised army, suspicious-eyed faces of hardened criminals beside professional soldiers staring stoically at the rafters, not to mention the occasional darker-skinned visage of a Shoanan far from his home. More surprising were the many in civilian garb, looking bewildered to have found themselves in such company; and most unexpected were the small group in what I recognised as Ans Pasaedan uniforms. These last were gathered in one corner, watched over by a couple of city guardsmen – though from what I could see of their wounds, the precaution was unlikely to prove necessary.
Finally I picked out Saltlick’s bulk in the gloom. I hurried towards him whilst taking care not to accidentally plant my boot in a crumpled rib cage or stomp upon a shattered arm. The air was close and smoky, and it was only as I drew near that I realised he was sitting up. I couldn’t resist the rush of hope that poured like bile up from my stomach into my throat – but it only took me a moment to understand that sitting was far from healed. Saltlick had been propped against the wall, his back supported by packed bundles of straw; however he was still bandaged from head to toe, his uncovered skin still latticed with cuts and gashes.
If my brief hope had been unjustified, though, perhaps so was the despair that had followed it. For the bandages were clean and mostly white, rather than reddened with seeping blood, just as most of his visible injuries were less shockingly raw than when I’d last seen him. Saltlick was alive, he was healing, and together that was more than I’d dared expect.
One other thing, too, went some way to assuaging my fears: Saltlick’s eyes were open, and though his lids were heavy and drooping, he was looking at me. I bent down, bringing my head as close to his as I could manage. He smelled of straw and stale sweat, and very strongly of dried blood, a metal tang that I could taste on the roof of my mouth. “Saltlick? Can you hear me?”
After a pause so long that I’d all but given up on an answer, he nodded his head, just slightly.
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