by Ronald Kelly
“You know, there was one tribe of Indians here in North Carolina that I don’t think anyone would mind you digging up. In fact, we at the university have been trying to locate their particular burial ground for years, without success. They were called Necropato or “The Dark Tribe” by the other Indians who settled here in the Carolinas back before the white man showed up.
“According to Cherokee lore, the Dark Tribe was not even human, but a race of foul demons in Indian form. The Necropato were said to have been a savage tribe who raided neighboring villages, killing the Cherokee warriors in the most unspeakable ways and stealing their womenfolk to serve as unwilling brides. Every once in a while an abducted squaw would escape and return, white-haired and insane, to tell the Cherokee elders of the godless horrors the Necropato had inflicted upon them. They told of human sacrifice, cannibalism, and the horrid offspring they had been forced to bear for the evil warriors.
“Finally, the Cherokee medicine man prayed to the Great Spirit, who, in a dream, directed him to a large, blue stone in a creek. The shaman searched for the crystal stone for many days and eventually found it in the place of his dream. The Great Spirit told him that it possessed the power to vanquish certain evils from the face of the earth. He fashioned arrowheads from the blue stone and gave them to the bravest warriors of the tribe, who then headed into the dark forest of the Necropato to engage in battle. A great fight was said to have been waged between good and evil that night and, in the end, the Cherokee emerged victorious. The bodies of the cursed Necropato were buried in graves long forgotten, the cause of their destruction still lodged deep within their bodies—a precaution to insure that their great evil would never rise to fight another day.”
“Uh, that was…interesting, Dad,” was all that Josh said before excusing himself.
The spooky tale had given him goosebumps. That night he lay awake in bed, afraid to go to sleep on the chance that he might dream of the Necropato and their savage atrocities. Finally, he got up and, taking a flashlight from the kitchen drawer, went outside into the humid July night. He stood outside the entrance of the crawlspace, before he finally got up the nerve to squeeze inside.
He went from one skeleton to the next, flashing pale light upon their naked bones. Something about them seemed different, something he couldn’t quite put his finger on. Maybe they just looked different in the darkness than they did in daylight.
On his way back out, he stopped beside the one nearest the crawlspace door and studied its grinning skull in the battery-powered glow. Yes, there was something different! The surface of the gray bones held no stain of age to them, as if the flesh of the long-dead warrior had rotted away only hours before, instead of hundreds of years ago. He laid his hand upon a lanky femur bone. His fingers recoiled in disgust. The bone was damp and oddly warm to the touch.
Probably just the humidity, he assured himself before heading back to the safety of his bedroom. But when he got there, he found no comfort. He lay awake half the night, certain that he could hear the sound of ragged breathing echoing from the cracks of the floorboards beneath his bed.
***
The next day was full of fun and activity.
The Martins’ backyard bustled with laughter and good spirits. Little kids climbed on swingsets and the old- timers pitched horseshoes. Soon, afternoon darkened into evening. Dad set up the grill and began to cook up burgers and hotdogs, while Mom and some of the neighborhood ladies passed out paper plates, napkins, and plastic forks for the big meal. Later, there would be sparklers and fireworks to look forward to.
After they had eaten, Josh and Andy decided to sneak into the crawlspace and check out their archaeological find. Night had already fallen and they knew it would be dark in the crawlspace, so Josh fetched the flashlight. When none of the grownups were looking, they squeezed through the little trapdoor and stared across the raw earth that stretched beneath the foundation of the house.
In fact, that was all the two boys could do…stare in sudden, sinking confusion.
The skeletons were gone. Only the shadowy pits of their shallow graves remained.
“Cripes!” said Andy. “Where are they?”
Josh said nothing at first. A horrible thought crossed his mind, a thought that stretched the boundaries of what his youthful mind could normally comprehend. Then it hit him. He knew now what had been different about the skeletons last night…or rather what had been missing. He turned to Andy, who crouched in puzzlement beside him, and fixed him with an accusing glare. Then he told him the story of the Necropato.
After he finished, he locked eyes with his best friend. “Did you do it?” he demanded of the pale and frightened boy. “Huh? You better fess up right now or I swear I’ll pound you so hard…”
“Yes,” confessed Andy. “I came back yesterday evening, after you went to supper.”
Josh’s eyes were grim. “Where are they?”
Andy fumbled through the pockets of his grass-stained jeans. His pudgy fist extended and opened. In the sweaty palm lay six crystal blue arrowheads.
Josh was about to launch himself at Andy in a fit of anger, when something stopped him. Something outside. Something they could not see, but could hear quite clearly through the cinderblock foundation of the old house.
Screams lanced through the clear night air. There were two types of screaming. One was the shrill screaming reminiscent of old western movies: savage war cries that heralded the coming of torture and death to many an unfortunate wagon train. The other screaming was that typical of the horror movies he and Andy sometimes rented from the video store. The panicked shrieks of helpless victims as they fled from insectile aliens or chainsaw-slinging maniacs.
Then the screaming stopped and, in its place, came a much more hideous sound. The awful rending and tearing of human flesh, as well as the splatter and slow drip of warm, red blood saturating the summer clover and the dusty earth beneath the swings. And there was another, more distinctive noise: a great ripping and sucking sound like strips of Velcro being slowly pulled apart.
Josh and Andy crouched there in the shadows. They listened…afraid to move, afraid to even breathe. Then they heard the soft padding of bare feet circling the house, coming ever closer. They sensed movement at the crawlspace door. Josh turned the flashlight toward the intruder and suddenly wished he had not as a towering form loomed into view.
“Boy, is your old man gonna be PO’d!” said Andy.
Josh figured that he already was.
For as the dark warrior began to squeeze through the opening, long-bladed kitchen knife in hand, he smiled with familiar lips and stared at them from the ragged pits of stolen eyeholes.
And he was wearing Dad’s skin.
OLD HACKER
I reckon the act of smoking or chewing tobacco is a rite of passage for some adolescent boys…kind of like sneaking that dog-eared copy of Playboy out of your daddy’s underwear drawer when you were twelve. It gives them a taste of the forbidden and empowers them in the face of parental dominance. Personally, I never indulged in sneaking a smoke behind the outhouse, mostly because I saw how it made my buddies sicker than a grass-eating dog.
But, hey, boys will be boys. Unfortunately, sometimes kids don’t realize the implications of their actions. Sometimes a simple childhood indiscretion can end up haunting you for a lifetime.
Ever since I was a barefoot young’un in these Tennessee hills, I regarded the old man with downright disgust. Or, rather, that particularly nauseating habit of his.
His name was Jess Hedgecomb and he lived out in the West Piney Woods near Hortonburg. Folks said he was something of a hermit; just a lanky, old geezer who lived all by his lonesome in a two-room shack by Silver Creek and roamed the forest, trapping and hunting to make his meager living. He was harmless enough, I reckon. He had a sad way about him, but he was friendly enough in conversation and was known to flip a shiny nickel to any kid who happened to be standing at the candy counter when he sauntered into Dawes Market for his wee
kly groceries. Yeah, he was a harmless, well-meaning old man, I’ll have to admit.
But he still had that godawful habit.
My papa called him Old Hacker, more out of amusement than anything else. See, whenever the old gent was standing around shooting the bull with the regulars on the porch of the general store, he would get this strange look on his face just before he was gonna clear his throat. The racket he made was kind of funny and kind of scary at the same time, especially for a young’un like me. Then, with a turn of his head, Old Hacker would send a great, gray-green glob of phlegm into the dirt road—or a spittoon, if one was handy.
Like I said, it was a nasty habit, one I wrinkled my nose at every time I laid witness to it. However, as I grew older, I began to notice something that gradually changed my revulsion into a strange fascination.
***
It began during the summer of my seventeenth year. I was working for Mr. Dawes part-time, sweeping up the store, stocking shelves, and pumping gas out front whenever a customer pulled up.
One sweltering July afternoon, I was helping load cement sacks into the back of Sam McNally’s pickup when I suddenly heard that ugly sound. Old Hacker let loose with a glob of mucus that landed no more than a yard from the truck’s left rear tire. I shook my head in disgust, glanced down at the ugly mess, and nearly fell clean off the store porch.
That streamer of green spittle was a-twisting and a-wiggling in the clay dust like it was a danged mudpuppy! I looked over at Sam, wanting to call his attention to it, but thought better of it. When I glanced back down, the thing was gone. Not dried up by the scalding summer sun, though—I mean it was plumb, lickety-split gone.
It happened again a couple of weeks later. I was pumping unleaded into some out-of-towner’s big Buick. Old Hacker was sitting on the porch, playing barrel-top checkers with Mr. Dawes. I just stood there, watching the old man, waiting for him to cough up a hefty lunger. Directly, he did just that, sending a glob to the side, so that it hit the white-washed porch post.
Half in horror, half in awe, I watched as it inched its way up the post like some slimy green worm. When it reached the rain gutter, it stretched out and barely caught hold. I held my breath, sure that it was gonna drop to the ground with a splat. But, finally, it found its footing and disappeared over the slope of the corrugated tin roof.
Almost afraid to, I looked back to the checker game. Much to Dawes’ surprise, Old Hacker skipped the remaining three of his reds, winning the game. Then the old-timer turned and stared straight at me, flashing me a knowing wink. It spooked me so badly that I pumped two gallons over the amount the stranger wanted and had to pay for the mistake out of my own pocket.
That weekend I hiked out to the West Piney. I had my .22 rifle and my hound dog, Bones, with me. But taking potshots at blue jays wasn’t my only intention for walking the woods that day. I had half a mind to drop by Jess Hedgecomb’s place. So I did.
Old Hacker was reared back in a caneback rocker, his feet propped up on the porch railing and his nose buried in a dog-eared copy of the Farmer’s Almanac.
“Mornin’,” I called out. I had a nervous feeling in my belly, the kind you get while waiting in the dentist’s office, listening to his drill at work.
“Mornin’ to you,” acknowledged the old man. “You’re Harry Dean’s eldest boy, ain’t you?”
“Yes, sir,” I replied.
He stuck the almanac in the side pocket of his overalls and removed his store-bought reading glasses. “Well, come on and pull up a chair, young man.” He grinned, looking his eighty years and then some. “I don’t get a whole lot of company way out here in the sticks.”
“Yes, sir,” I said politely. I sat down in a rocker identical to the one Mr. Hedgecomb occupied.
We sat there in silence for a good long time. Then Old Hacker looked over at me, his eyes sparkling. “Just dropped by for a neighborly visit…that right, son?”
I reached down to scratch behind Bones’ droopy ears. “That’s right.”
“Naw, I don’t think so,” he chuckled. “I seen you watching me over at Dawes Market. I figure it was more curiosity than good manners that brought you out here this fine morn.”
Then he leaned forward in his chair and started that noisy hacking cough that I had grown to loathe so much. When he finally spat into the dry dust of the front yard, we both sat there and watched. Bones bared his teeth and growled as the gray-green glob slowly made a bee-line down the pathway, toward the thicket.
“They always travel west,” Old Hacker said, as if discussing the migration of birds. “No matter where I am in the county, whenever I cough up one of the little devils, they always head west—straight for the piney woods.”
I held onto Bones’ collar and watched the high grass part as the living lunger disappeared into deep forest. “Why is that?” I asked.
“Oh, I know why,” Jess Hedgecomb told me. “But maybe you shouldn’t want to. Maybe you shouldn’t want to know anything about me or my…affliction.”
Looking straight into that old man’s haggard eyes, I said “Yes, I do.” I knew that I really didn’t, that I would probably be better off if I took my leave that instant and never returned. But it was kind of like standing in line for the freak show at the county fair. You have the creepy feeling that what you’re about to see will be horrible, but you still want to see it all the same.
The strange tale that Jess Hedgecomb told me that day was much worse than any freak show I could ever hope to attend, real or imagined.
“I was born the son of a tobacco farmer,” he began innocently enough. “So were my boyhood buddies, Lester Wills and Charlie Gooch. We worked the fields with our fathers. We planted, harvested, and hung the leaves in the barn for curing. But we were absolutely forbidden to partake of the stuff. ‘I catch you smoking before you come of age and I’ll tan your hide right good,’ my papa would warn me. Of course, none of us listened. We’d do what most kids our age did: smoke corn silk or sneak old butts outta the ashtrays down at the train depot.
“I’d say we were about twelve years old that summer we found our own little goldmine out in the dark hollows of West Piney Woods. We were walking home from skinny-dipping in Silver Creek, when we came upon a heavy patch of wild tobacco growing pretty as you please. What a stroke of luck, we thought. Now we could harvest our own little crop without anyone knowing about it. Lester and Charlie smuggled boards and tin from home and we built us a small curing barn about the size of a doghouse. We stripped the leaves off the stalk, hung them up in that little shed, and smoked them with charcoal I filched from my papa’s barn. We’d only cure them leaves for a couple of days before we couldn’t stand it no longer. Sometimes the leaves would still be half green when we rolled them into cigars and set the match to them.
“Well, towards the month of September, we were down by that patch of wild tobacco. We were shooting the breeze and cutting up, when Lester tore apart one of those leaves, like kids will do on a whim of the moment. And, Lordy Mercy, there was something alive in it! The juice that dripped out of the veins of that shredded leaf just twitched and squirmed like crazy. Lester threw the leaf down and we watched that tobacco sap crawl like tiny snakes through the thicket…straight for that wild tobacco patch. Me and the boys hightailed it outta that section of West Piney and never went back. But the damage was done. We’d already smoked a summer’s worth of that horrid stuff into our lungs.”
Mr. Hedgecomb paused, a pained expression on his ancient face, then continued, “I’ve been to many a doctor in my time, trying to find one who could rid me of this confounded stuff I carry around inside. They all look at me like I’m batty and tell me maybe I should see a psychiatrist. But I ain’t crazy. I know the damned things are inside of me. When I lie in my bed at night, I can feel the little buggers stirring around, boiling in my lungs, trying to find a way out. They never find it on their own. I have to cough up the slimy bastards little by little, but there never seems to be an end to it. I truly believe that I
’ll be cursed with this awful infestation until my dying day. Then maybe we’ll both be able to find the release we’ve been searching for all these years.”
Me and that old man sat there in stone cold silence for a long time afterwards. I was wondering if his tale was true and, at the same time, knowing it was true. Old Hacker looked like he was having second thoughts, like maybe he shouldn’t have bared his soul like he had. “I reckon you’ll be wanting to get the hell outta here now,” Hedgecomb uttered bitterly. “Well, I can’t say I blame you. It ain’t none of your concern anyhow.”
I looked over at Jess Hedgecomb and, in those rheumy old eyes of his, I saw a loneliness so dark and empty that it made my heart ache. I knew then the true reason why Jess, Lester, and Charlie had been lifelong bachelors. It wasn’t because they were queer for each other, like some folks in town thought. No, they never married for fear that a single kiss might have infected their spouses with that awful thing living inside their bodies. For nearly seventy years they had endured the horror and had endured it alone.
I just settled back in that rocking chair and propped my feet up on the railing. “Naw, I reckon I’ll sit a spell longer,” I told him.
Old Hacker smiled. Not that sad, little half-grin that I had seen all my life, but an honest-to-goodness, heartfelt smile.
***
We grew to be close friends during the months that followed.
Every day after school, I would do the old man’s chores for him, then spend the evening playing checkers and talking. My parents thought it was a fine thing, a young fellow like me taking interest in a lonely old man like that. I do believe those last eight months of Jess Hedgecomb’s life were the happiest, simply because he had someone there in that drafty cabin to pass the time with.