Flynn laughed. “I didn’t realize you know Jenny so well.”
“Oh, yes. Billy has brought her here often. I chide her since I discovered she knows nothing of Paganini. Before you arrived I was dusting off some recordings of Paganini, to play for her while we eat.”
“My fault, I’m afraid. I’ve been thinking Paganini too difficult for her. Perhaps not.”
“Italian. You knew she was coming here tonight?”
“Not really. I knew she was to dine with the Capriano family. I thought she meant Billy’s parents.”
“Just the three of us. I met Jenny at a family dinner at my son’s house, of course. Billy usually stops in to see me three or four times a week. You don’t like your wine? Good Italian red wine?”
“It’s very good. I never drink.”
Mr. Anthony nodded. “Then you were good to join an old man in our mutual salute.” He pronounced salute in Italian. “I understand people find my manners a little old-fashioned. Jenny seems to respect them.”
“Of course.”
Mr. Anthony sipped his wine. “I hope I’m not wrong. You are here as Jenny’s father, not as an inspector of police?”
“More than either,” Flynn answered, “I’m here as a seeker after truth and wisdom.”
Mr. Anthony’s eyebrows rose in surprise. “Oh?”
“Tell me, please, why did you nail your grandson’s ear to the tree?”
Mr. Anthony looked even more surprised. “You know about that?”
Flynn smiled.
“Of course! You must be the one who rescued Billy!”
“He didn’t tell you?”
“No. He wouldn’t. Obviously, I knew someone had rescued him.”
“Last Sunday evening Jenny found Billy in the cemetery, his ear nailed to a tree. She came and got me. And tools.”
“Did Billy tell you it was I who nailed his ear to the tree?”
“Absolutely not. He convinced me he was ready to rip his ear from the tree rather then tell me or Jenny who nailed him there.”
“So?”
“When I realized only Thursday he was nailed to a tree in the Capriano family plot . . .”
“Yes.” The rhythm of Mr. Anthony’s speech became almost operatic. “Let him stand there, surrounded by the graves of his ancestors, his great-grandparents, his grandmother, the place where I will be buried, his father and mother. Let him consider his place in this world, in the Capriano family. Let him consider the standards, values by which we all have lived. Let him consider his disgrace in the face of family. Let him think about himself, make the decision right then and there as to what his standards and values are, whether he is a member of the Capriano family or not!”
“And rip his ear from the tree?”
Mr. Anthony shrugged. “Or live with us all forever with his shame.”
“Shame for what? What disgrace? What did Billy do?”
Mr. Anthony’s speech shifted from the lyrical to the straight dramatic. Eyes wide he shouted: “He wrestled with a girl!”
He shouted so loudly Flynn’s ears were stunned.
“What?”
“The Thursday before! At school! At a wrestling match with another school! I was not there! Billy wrestled with a girl! I had to read it in the newspaper. William Capriano, Jr., physically wrestled with a girl!”
“Ah.”
“I called him to come over immediately on the Sunday afternoon I read it. I hit him with the newspaper! I said, ‘What’s this? My grandson wrestling with a girl?’ He said he felt bad about it. That he hadn’t wanted to do it. He pleaded with his coach not to make him wrestle with a girl. Some nonsense about her being a member of the other school’s team. That he had to wrestle a girl, or get off his team! Think of that! Our schools teach boys to fight with girls! I hit him again with the newspaper. I said, ‘You’re a Capriano! Caprianos do not beat up women! Not under any circumstances! You should have refused! Absolutely!’ He said he couldn’t refuse. ‘Rules,’ he said. I said, ‘You obey Capriano rules! You should have sent your coach to me! I’ll wrestle with him! Men do not beat up women!’ I dragged him by his ear to where his family is buried and nailed his ear to a tree before their graves and said, ‘There! Now you think about that!’”
Flynn was thinking.
Professor Louis Loveson, in trying to explain culturally why a boy had had his ear nailed to a tree, had said, “I suspect he did something unmanly.”
Indeed he had.
Unmanly in his grandfather’s eyes.
Flynn said, mildly, “These days girls are on school wrestling teams. Boys, girls—”
“Never!” Mr. Anthony shouted. “Greeks, Romans, invented wrestling. Boys wrestle boys. Men wrestle men!” He waggled his index finger like a windshield wiper gone berserk. “Never in history, never in anybody’s culture, have boys wrestled girls! Have boys been taught, encouraged to fight with women!”
“Of course not.”
Mr. Anthony went into the kitchen.
Flynn heard pot lids clashing.
“Look!” Mr. Anthony returned to the living room. “Men cook! Look!” He took his clean, folded handkerchief out of his pocket and threw it on the floor. Then he picked up his handkerchief. “Men can pick up around the house! I make my bed! Do my laundry! There is no shame in that! I helped my wife around the house. For years she worked with me in the store! She even cut meat. There was nothing unwomanly in that! We made love, made children! Never did I strike her! Never did I fight her! Never did I ever want to give her physical pain, make her feel she was my victim, physically or in any other way. Never did I beat her! We did not wrestle! We made love! That is what you do with a woman! Not beat her!”
He sat back down in his chair.
He rubbed his eyes with the strong fingers of one hand.
He said, “Men fight men. Men and women make love.”
Flynn said, “Yes.”
“Why did you free Billy from the tree?”
“He had time to think. What you wanted to happen to him in the cemetery did happen. I was convinced he would tear his own ear from the tree.”
“Still . . .”
Flynn laughed. “I have a daughter, Mr. Anthony. She loves Billy’s ear!”
Mr. Anthony began to chuckle. “She bought him an earring for the nail hole!” Looking at Flynn, he laughed out loud. “A gold earring!”
“Yes,” laughed Flynn. “How can you buy one gold earring?”
“She must have bought two of them!” said Mr. Anthony.
“Good!” said Flynn. “Next time Billy does something unmanly, you can nail his other ear to a tree!”
“I will,” Mr. Anthony said. Then he said, “I doubt he will.”
“I do, too,” Flynn said. “But if he does, for Jenny’s sake, please make sure the nail holes match!”
Flynn rose to go.
Holding his coat for Flynn, Mr. Anthony said, “A lesson. I gave my grandson, Billy, a lesson. No matter what the world says for you to do, even orders you to do, you do what you know is right. Fighting with girls, beating them up, is not right. Even if she volunteers to be on other team. Billy knew that. Billy knew that from the family.”
Flynn said, “From the Capriano family, anyway.”
“Da! What are you doing here?”
Violin case gripped in one hand, Billy’s hand gripped in the other, Jenny found her father on the sidewalk outside Mr. Anthony’s condominium.
“Visiting a friend.”
In the misting dusk Jenny and Billy were straightly erect, happy-eyed, fresh-skinned, rosy-cheeked. They looked like they had been well exercised during that day; that they knew they were loved, respected, respected themselves; loved and respected each other.
Self-consciously, Billy stuck his hands in his jacket pockets. “My grandfather lives here.”
Flynn said, “He’s the friend.”
“You know my grandfather?”
“We just met,” Flynn said. “Became friends.”
Bill
y frowned. “You didn’t talk about—”
“Yes. Your grandfather nailed your ear to the tree because you wrestled a girl.”
Jenny gasped. “Billy! Your grandfather—”
“Yeah.” Billy watched the toe of his sneakered foot clean out a crack in the sidewalk. “He was right. I was ashamed to wrestle a girl. I didn’t want to. I was afraid of . . . you know.”
Flynn said, “I know.”
“Coach said I had to. Or get off the team. Well . . .” He blushed. “What I was afraid would happen did happen. You know?”
“Yes,” Flynn said.
“I was embarrassed. Ashamed and embarrassed. I had to finish her off quickly. It wasn’t fair to her. I mean, as a wrestling competitor, you know? I felt stupid. Ashamed, embarrassed. I knew it was wrong. I wanted to stay on the wrestling team. I knew it wasn’t right.”
“Billy,” protested Jenny. “You and I have wrestled together.”
“Oh, no.” Looking into Jenny’s eyes, gently he put his fingertips on the back of her hand. “No, we haven’t, Jenny.”
Blushing, Jenny looked at her father. “No. We haven’t.”
“That’s fine,” Flynn said, a bit embarrassed himself. “That’s all right.”
“It’s not right to beat up women,” Billy said. “In any way. At any time. For any reason.”
The silly gold earring dangling from the top of Billy’s ear flashed in the streetlight.
Flynn said, “You youngsters go in to dinner now. It smells delicious. I’ll talk to your coach Monday morning, Billy. I expect, if strongly enough urged, he can jiggle your match schedules sufficiently so this occurrence will not happen again.”
“Oh, no,” said Billy. “State law—”
On a misty sidewalk at dusk this Saturday, Inspector of the Boston Police Department Francis Xavier Flynn, No Name 13, said to his daughter, Jenny, and her boyfriend, Billy Capriano, as he walked away from them, “To hell with the law.”
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