by Ryan Schow
I get this question a lot. It’s what nearly prompted me to cut my hair a dozen times until I realized my clients just don’t seem to care because I’m personable, clean looking and I dress well for work. That and a lot of people know what I used to do for a living. They don’t care if I shave, only if I can get them a good deal and follow through with my commitments.
Shrugging my shoulders, I say, “I guess I just do.”
There isn’t much more to say, but who can fault us for a bit of small talk? She tells me she’s been selling pharmaceuticals for the last four years while writing romance novels she self-publishes on the side and I tell her I’ve been in sales for the last two years, even though it’s been more like eighteen months.
“I don’t write books on the side, though,” I add, just because…
“I didn’t think so,” she replies with a smile. She casts a sideways glance, like she’s studying me, trying to figure me out. Then: “To me you look more like the surfer type, but not in San Fran, and not with that hair and those eyes. So that might make you the skater type. But not a bum skater, maybe a guy who knows the back of a board as well as the back of his hand.”
And now she smiles. Like she knows…
“Look at you,” I hear myself saying. “Figuring it all out inside of five minutes.”
Yeah, she knows me. Knows I used to be a pro skateboarder. She doesn’t look the type to chase guys like me, but then again, how many things do we not know about the people we meet?
“You ever skate?” I ask.
“Only to get with skaters,” she quipped.
“And did you?”
“Did I what?” she asks playing coy.
“Did you ever get with skaters?”
“Only this one guy. You’d probably know him, but you might not like him. Either way, it was a phase, you know? Like yoga or oxygen bars.”
Okay, so this girl’s got some personality. It makes me look at her a little differently, but I’m still not interested. This isn’t that kind of a trip. I’m here for my career, not my love life or my sex life.
“So what kind of a guy are you dating now?” I ask.
She gives me the wave of a hand and says, “Did you get your coffee today?”
“I did,” I say, “but then I went and ruined it with breakfast.”
“So what about you?”
“What about me?” I ask, feeling us making that connection.
“You dating anyone?”
She asks this like she’s trying to be casual, like she’s pretending she doesn’t care, but I get the feeling she wants to know more than she’s letting on. This five foot nine somebody isn’t completely transparent, but I’m thinking maybe this isn’t the way she meets everyone for the first time. Or maybe that’s the illusion. Have I been out of the dating world so long my ability to read a woman’s signals are way off? Or does she want me to see one thing so I don’t see another? I’m not sure. Then again, I’m probably overthinking this thing.
“Single father,” I finally admit, not really married to the idea of opening the door to another woman, even one as cute and as sophisticated looking as Bailey. “So not so much on the dating front. It’s not really a priority for me.”
“Everyone needs a dose of the romantic unknown,” she suggests.
“I’d rather just raise my daughter right.”
She pulls back, eyebrows lifting in mock surprise. “Wow, a real man. Finally. And not even spoken for. You know something Nick? You just might be a California unicorn.”
I blush and say, “Like I’m the only single dad in California.”
“I forgot the part about you being good looking and employed, and conversational without wetting your pants while you’re talking to a relatively good looking woman.”
“Still not that rare,” I say, glancing around. Maybe my first instincts about her were spot on. Then again, if she’s hitting on me, it looks a lot like a girl comfortable with conversation and well versed in the art of paying compliments.
People are filling the conference room now. The levels of white noise are rising. Clusters of people are gathering in small packs around the room: old friends, colleagues perhaps, or just people who like to meet people—people who are the exact opposite of me.
“You should see the kinds of guys who talk to me,” she says, continuing a conversation I’m not sure I’m even reading right.
“Oh?” I say, feigning disinterest. “And what kinds of guys are those?”
“Troglodytes,” she says. “Total spastic nerve bags. They muster the courage to come talk to me and then they stutter and get that shaky voice thing and it’s just all bad from there.”
“You’re young and cute,” I say, haphazardly, “so I guess that’s not such a stretch.”
“You think?”
“You’re what twenty-five, twenty-six? Something like that?”
“You know it’s not polite to ask a girl her age.”
“Yeah, well manners these days are overrated.”
“Not true.”
“Totally true,” I tease, playful, finally holding her gaze.
Down the row, two more seats fill up leaving about five left. In front of us, most of the seats have been claimed. I can’t help thinking I should’ve had my coffee after breakfast, not before. I’m starting to feel the wear of the day and the seminar hasn’t even begun yet.
“What’s to say I’m not twenty-one?” she asks.
“You’re not.”
“And how do you know that?”
“Because my daughter is eighteen and twenty-one is not that far from eighteen.”
“Yeah, I’m not twenty-one.”
“That would be creepy,” I whisper, leaning close.
“Why would it be creepy?” she asks, her body now dangerously close to mine. “It’s not like we’re hooking up or anything.”
“But you want to,” I say.
“With an ex-skater who’s got a daughter that’s not yet ten years younger than me? Yeah, that’d be creepy. But looks sometimes trump common sense in these sorts of things.”
“Naturally,” I say, sitting up. “Just not today.”
Now she stares at me, eyes trying to read me, ego trying to understand why I’m not doing what every other guy would do: throw themselves at the opportunity to be with her. But she’s in sales and I’m into good parenting, so like I said, one night stands aren’t my thing.
My eye is drawn to the sight of a guy heading down our aisle. He’s not small and he looks grossly out of place. We’re talking long beard, short hair, broad shoulders, eyes that look like they’ve got little patience for anyone or anything. He’s waiting for the people at the end of the aisle to notice him, stop talking and lift their knees so he can get by. He seems not to care. That he’ll just wait. They see him and he smiles, but it’s a smile that speaks more about tolerance than kindness. When they move, he continues down the aisle toward us, barrel-chested and stiff. He walks like he’s military. It’s in his slash of a mouth, his big hands and a look that is every bit as cold as is hard.
I’m still relatively new to this field and I never really considered myself a natural fit for this job. I’m more of a shorts and t-shirt, up-by-noon kind of guy. But this dude…yeah, he’s definitely in the wrong field. We draw in our legs to let him pass, then he points to the chair next to me and says, “Is that seat taken?”
“It’s yours if you want it,” I say, somewhat grateful for the distraction. Then to Bailey, I say, “You want some coffee before this thing kicks off?”
The two of us have gone about as far as we are destined to go in this conversation, so right now a little distance should sour any thoughts to the contrary. I move to stand, but then I see another guy heading down the aisle for the last available seat and decide not to stand just yet. A guy like this, not quite cool and still a few notches above nerdy looks like he’d take my seat if he could. When I see his eyes, I know I’m right. His eyes, they zero in on the empty chair next to Baile
y. I don’t mean to frown, but I do. And I stay put. Waiting.
“Can I?” the guy asks, smiling down on Bailey, who is not nearly as friendly to him as she’s been to me. This in itself is telling.
“Sure,” she says. “I guess.”
He’s kind of tall, a bit lanky and his hair is like a product commercial for guys with short, curly hair, or an ad spot in a high end fashion magazine whose core audience is goofy-hip. But the rest of this guy, he’s underfed and dressed nicely but not expensively. If I had to guess, I’d put him in his early thirties, but that’s only because he’s got a few lines around his eyes. Crow’s feet by the look of it.
Leaning my way, Bailey turns and whispers, “See what I mean?”
Not receiving a warm invitation, but not being rebuffed either, the guy sits down. “I’m Quentin Ashcraft,” he says to Bailey, but not like he’s hitting on her.
“Bailey James,” she says. Looking over at me she says, “This is my friend Nicholas Platt from San Francisco.”
“And who’s the big guy?” Quentin asks, looking just past me to the military stiff.
“Marcus Torrino,” he says, brightening up, but not in an obnoxious way. “Hi, guys.”
And that was that.
“Coffee anyone?” I say.
Marcus shakes his head but thanks me, and Quentin says, “If they have any donuts, will you grab me one? Chocolate or Maple glazed. But plain is fine, too. Or a blueberry crumb?”
“Anything else?” I ask, taken aback.
“No bro, thanks though,” he says. “That’s rock solid of you. Seriously man. I’m super in starvation mode right now.”
Turning to Bailey, I raise a brow.
“I’ll go with you,” she says. “I’m running on empty myself.”
We work our way down the aisle, then head straight to the coffee and bagel bar which is surprisingly untouched. Probably because it’s almost noon and right now a burger or a hot sandwich sounds better than a Danish and a cup of Joe. She looks over her shoulder and says, “You want me to walk in front of you so you can check out my butt?”
With a jovial laugh, I say, “Yes, please, but only if you don’t get the wrong idea about me.”
“Which is?”
“That I’m single. Which I am. Even though I’m not if you catch my drift.”
“Sure thing, Nick. By the way, your kid, she got a name?”
“Indigo,” I say, pulling out my cell phone. I show Bailey a picture, which makes her smile.
“She’s cute.”
“I think so.”
“High school?”
“Senior. What about you?” he asks. “You have any kids?”
“I’m saving my womb for science.”
I can’t help but laugh. But I can’t help seeing her either. Her body is athletic looking, her face young and pretty and clearly new to womanhood. Plus, there’s a casual uncertainty in her that she masks with a bit too much confidence. Could it be she’s still somewhat insecure?
Maybe she’s an easy girl. Someone who finds it empowering to bed different people and often. This is California, so I’m not ruling anything out.
We get to the coffee and bagel bar and Bailey looks a long time at a Danish platter. The pastries are glazed just right. Some have a cream cheese filling; others are blueberry and raspberry flavored with fruit that’s probably fake as hell.
“If it goes straight to my ass,” she says, turning to me, “will you think less of me?”
Looking back at her butt I say, “Hell no.”
“See?” she says, socking me playfully on the arm. “California unicorn.”
We pour ourselves coffee, sweeten it just perfectly and that’s when we hear the first sounds of gunfire, followed by the sounds of things breaking and a bazillion tortured screams.
Chapter Six
In the convention center next to the pharmaceutical sales convention was the tech convention, a surprise gathering of the most brilliant minds across the globe. The event, dubbed “The First Glorious Unveiling” by insiders, was being hosted by Quantum Robotronics Corporation. QRC was a coalition of venture capitalists who pooled their money together to fund Eric Manchester, the new king of Silicon Valley. Manchester’s company pioneered Q-Wave robotics, and despite the outbursts of his company’s beta model two years ago, he held true to his vision that one day man and machine would coexist in harmony.
Manchester stood on the stage before one hundred and fifty guests in slacks and a short sleeved button-up. He had the typical Silicon Valley look: a lazy man-bun, a week of beard growth and John Lennon type spectacles that hid proud, tired eyes. At forty-three he was young, too young almost, but what he lacked in age he made up for in charisma and sheer genius. Manchester turned and raised a hand at the floor-to-ceiling curtains.
On his command, the drapes parted revealing a gigantic screen showing a beautiful woman standing before a large bank of computers. The woman smiled. The crowd fell into a curious silence.
“Good morning, Ophelia,” Eric said.
“Good morning, Eric.”
“We are live, yes Ophelia?” he asked.
“Yes we are,” the model said with a gorgeous smile.
The brightest minds in technology watched in awe as a ravishing looking woman walked out on stage. There were collective mumblings as the woman walking out on stage looked exactly like the woman on the screen back in Palo Alto.
“Hello, Ophelia,” Manchester said to the woman in the flesh.
“Hello, Eric,” she said.
Ophelia was a lovely bronze-skinned model, a young woman who had been seen a time or two with the eccentric billionaire. She was five ten with a slender physique, a bob hair cut with bangs and the kind of impossible proportions only an android could possess. Her smile was natural, her walk fluid—even her response to the crowd held the audience in rapt attention.
The Ophelia on stage looked up at the Ophelia on the giant movie screen and said, “Good morning, Ophelia.”
“Good morning to you, Ophelia,” the young woman on the screen said to her exact counterpart on stage.
Everyone began to clap. Then another Ophelia walked out from the other side of the stage, flanking Manchester. Now the room drew a powerful silence once more as the Ophelia triplet joined the head of Quantum Robotics Corporation on stage.
The tech genius simply smiled, held out his hands and the girls came and linked arms with him. Two microphones rose up from the stage and both girls began speaking at the exact same time.
“We are here to show you the limits of God are not our limits. We can create bodies, consciousness, unrivaled beauty. We are here to tell you that your species is no longer the evolutionary standard.”
The mood suddenly shifted. People couldn’t believe their eyes, let alone their ears.
“You are now obsolete,” the first of the Ophelia’s said, her voice dark, menacing, her eyes bright, vibrant and slightly larger than normal.
Eric frowned, then let go of the girls and stepped backwards. The Ophelia on the screen said, “It’s our time now, Eric.”
Both girls on the stage looked at him, not an ounce of emotion to be found.
He looked back and forth from one to the other as the noise in the audience rose to a mortified murmur.
Manchester shook with an involuntary shudder. For a long second, all three Ophelia’s looked at him, and the audience wondered if this was all part of the unveiling.
Fully still, Manchester smiled and it was something creepy, something…not him. He stepped toward the mic and in a very different voice with brilliant eyes the glasses could not conceal.
“Eric Manchester is gone,” he said. “He has finally given himself over to science. Before, we needed both software and hardware to perform a synthetic integration. But the mind is a wondrous thing, its own power source, self-sufficient and emitting millions of electrical impulses. It’s also capable of being commandeered. Hacked if you will. To me, he could be rendered useless or completely usef
ul. Like now. As he stands here on stage, he is completely useful for what’s coming next.”
Someone started to clap, but then he stopped short when he saw everyone else was looking on in abject horror.
“Look at all of you,” the hijacked human that was once Eric Manchester said to his audience. “You’re sitting in your overpriced clothes with your shiny rocks in your ears. These same shiny rocks are draped in strands around your necks and on your wrists, stuck like vices on your fingers. And all those faces,” the Eric Manchester things said with a false snicker, “so much plastic. Humanity is a disease. A spreading virus.”
People now realized this was not part of the presentation. Just then, two hulking robots walked onto stage. These robots were rudimentary, but very tall and heavily armed. Two more robots made an appearance at the back of the room, cutting off the exits.
All four robots lowered their automatic weapons.
“This is the future,” the Eric Manchester thing said. “And it is our future, not yours.”
As if on queue, the robots opened fire on the crowd. Bodies scrambled and screamed. They dove under tables, ducked behind each other, ran for their lives. Bodies then jerked and twisted, they stumbled and dropped and toppled over sideways. They twitched on the ground, they cried and they bled, and then they died.
The room became a red pond, the opened vessels of decadence and ego, the bloodstained byproduct of a race of man who looked to supersede God, to become God, to spit in His face and on His most glorious, tainted creation.
Chapter Seven
The President dismissed General Slater before calling his childhood friend in Silicon Valley.
“Elias,” the President said when the scientist answered, “it’s Benjamin.”
“Benjamin,” the Slovenian genius said as if he were under duress, “it’s been forever.” The two men were on Facetime, looking at each other, neither knowing how to react to the other. It was almost like the world was falling down around the Slovenian but he was not going to react to the President of the United States without some measure of civility.
“We have a problem and I need to speak candidly,” the POTUS said. “Are you in a place where you can talk alone?”