Jennifer Johnson Is Sick of Being Married

by Heather McElhatton

  The author’s family endures a lot. Love, thanks, apologies, rain checks, and IOUs to Judeman, Colly, H.K., J.T., Katie, Oscar, and a myriad of cats, who stood by helping every which way they could. So did Cindy, Becky, Paul, and all the Nelsons from afar. You’re one heckuva family. Who else expects you to show up with vodka and pie?

  Big love to Sir Lawrence Swenson, who truly is wonderful in every way and who makes me smile constantly. Lastly, thanks to Walter, my egg-roll-shaped pug, whose ongoing wants and immediate needs make me a better, stronger, and vastly more patient person.

  I love all of you.

  Also by Heather McElhatton

  Jennifer Johnson Is Sick of Being Single

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  Credits

  Cover design by James Iacobelli

  Cover photographs: Bride and groom © by Tetra Images/Getty Images; paper bag © by Ljupco Smokovski/Shutterstock

  Copyright

  This book is a work of fiction. The characters, incidents, and dialogue are drawn from the author’s imagination and are not to be construed as real. Any resemblance to actual events or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

  JENNIFER JOHNSON IS SICK OF BEING MARRIED. Copyright © 2012 by Heather McElhatton. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse-engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.

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  ISBN 978-0-06-206439-4

  EPub Edition © OCTOBER 2012 ISBN: 9780062064400

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