by R. S. Downie
Praise for R. S. Downie’s novels:
‘Ruso is a comic invention whose fumblings lead him to the truth in spite of himself, and a character you can warm to’ Guardian
‘A lot of buzz surrounds the debut novel by R. S. Downie, a comic, Roman crime mystery … Downie’s got a nice sense of humour and the novel moves at a good pace’ Observer
‘A good yarn, with all the ingredients of a serial soap opera’ The Times
‘Downie’s auspicious debut sparkles with beguiling characters and a vividly imagined evocation of a hazy frontier’ Publishers Weekly
‘[Downie’s] novels demonstrate a talent for evoking second-century Britain’ The Times Literary Supplement
‘A strong start for Downie, whose series joins those by Lindsey Davis and Steven Saylor on the Ancient Rome beat but delivers a bit more humour to the mix of period detail and suspense’ Booklist
‘Charming … lavishly, often hilariously, detailed. Ruso is a wonderful character, fuelled by a dyspeptic machismo and sullen charm’ Kirkus
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
R. S. Downie is the author of Ruso and the Disappearing Dancing Girls, which was a New York Times bestseller under the title Medicus, and Ruso and the Demented Doctor as well as Ruso and the Root of All Evils, all of which are bestsellers published by Penguin. She is married with two sons and lives in Buckinghamshire.
To find out more about R. S. Downie, Ruso and all things Roman, go to www.rsdownie.co.uk.
Ruso and the River of Darkness
R. S. Downie
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ISBN: 978-0-141-96764-6
To Chris and Stevie
nec aliud adversus validissimas gentes pro nobis utilius quam quod in commune non consulunt. rarus duabus tribusve civitatibus ad propulsandum commune periculum conventus: ita singuli pugnant, universi vincuntur.
Nothing has been more useful to us against powerful tribes than the fact that they do not act together. Only seldom do two or three states unite to repel a common danger. So, fighting separately, all are conquered.
Tacitus, ‘Agricola’, on the Britons
In which Gaius Petreius Ruso, our hero, will be:
employed by
the Procurator, appointed by the Emperor to run the finances of Britannia
Firmus, the Assistant Procurator
Caratius, a Chief Magistrate of Verulamium
Gallonius, the other Chief Magistrate of Verulamium
Metellus, the Governor’s head of security
perplexed by
Julius Asper, the tax-collector for Verulamium
Julius Bericus, brother and assistant of Asper
Camma, mother of Asper’s baby
Paula, a young lady whose name he cannot remember
lied to by
the innkeeper, a resident of Londinium, who does not deserve a name
the innkeeper’s wife, who does but is not given one
a number of others not so easily identified
set straight by
Tilla, his wife
the doctor, Verulamium’s local medic
guarded by
Dias, captain of Verulamium’s guard
Gavo, one of Dias’ men
informed by
Publius, manager of the mansio (official inn) in Verulamium
Satto, Verulamium’s moneychanger
Tetricus, a boatman on the River Tamesis
Lund, a farmer
Grata, housekeeper to Asper and Bericus
Nico, the Quaestor (Finance Officer) of Verulamium
Rogatus, overseer of the official stables in Verulamium
assisted by
Albanus, his former clerk, now a teacher
Valens, his friend and former colleague
Valens’ apprentices, the tall one and the short one
attacked by
a mysterious man wearing a hood
surprised by
Caratius’ mother
Serena, Valens’ wife
disapproved of by
Pyramus, Firmus’ personal slave
the clerks in the finance office
barked at by
Cerberus, a dog with three legs (not to be confused with the Cerberus who has several heads, and appears in other books but not this one)
a landlady’s terrier
overlooked by
the Emperor Hadrian
Table of Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
Chapter 61
Chapter 62
Chapter 63
Chapter 64
Chapter 65
Chapter 66
Chapter 67
Chapter 68
Chapter 69
Chapter 70
Chapter 71
Chapter 72
Chapter 73
Chapter 74
Chapter 75
Chapter 76
1
This close, even Firmus could see that she was the sort of woman his mother had warned him about. Six feet tall, red hair in a mass of rats’ tails, and a pregnant belly that bulged at him like an accusation. The only thing that separated them was a folding desk, and even that wobbled when he placed both hands on it. He sensed a movement behind him. Pyramus’ breath was warm on his ear.
‘Shall I call the guards, master?’
Firmus opened his mouth to say yes, then realized what a fool he would look if she proved to be harmless. He gestured the slave back to his place. Perhaps, beyond the boundaries of Londinium, this was what all the Britons looked like. He squinted at the sweat-stained folds of her tunic and hoped the guards had at least checked her for weapons.
‘Are you the Procurator?’ she repeated.
Of course not, he wanted to say. Do you really think Rome would send a short-sighted seventeen-year-old to look after all the money in Britannia? Instead he straightened his back, pushed aside the wax tablet on which he had been compiling a list of Things To Ask Uncle and said, ‘I’m his assistant.’
‘I must talk to him.’
Firmus swallowed. ‘The Procurator’s not available.’
She took another step forward so that her belly protruded over the desk. He forced himself not to flinch. She smelled hot and stale.
‘I have travelled twenty miles to ask for his help,’ she announced. ‘Where is he?’
Outside, the relentless clink of chisel on stone rang around the courtyard. Someone was whistling. The world was carrying on as normal, but the woman was between him and the door that led to it. Pyramus, crippled with rheumatism, would be no help at all. Should he have called the guards? How fast could a woman in that condition move?
‘The Procurator won’t be here all day,’ he said. This was not strictly true, since his uncle was only two rooms away, but the thought of interrupting him while he was with the doctor was even more terrifying than facing the woman.
She said, ‘All day?’
‘All day,’ he said, wondering how he was supposed to manage if the Britons were all like this, and why no one except his mother had warned him.
‘If you put your request in writing,’ he tried, ‘I’ll pass it on to the –’
‘Writing is a waste of time. I must talk to him.’
‘But he isn’t here,’ Firmus insisted, ignoring a roar of pain from the direction of the Procurator’s private rooms.
‘I will go to find him.’
‘He’s ill.’ It sounded better than admitting the great man had fallen off his horse. ‘You can talk to me.’
He could see her eyes narrow as if she were assessing him. She glanced around the chilly little room, taking in the one cupboard and the triangular blur on the back of the door that was his cloak, hung on a rusty nail. ‘You are very young to be Assistant Procurator.’
It was what they all said. Usually he explained about his eyesight and the Army and how grateful he was to his uncle for finding him a post where he could get some overseas experience, but after a taste of that experience Firmus was not feeling grateful at all. His uncle gave the impression of being perpetually annoyed with him, and the staff seemed to think he was a joke. That one with the front teeth missing had practically laughed out loud when Firmus had explained that, as part of the Emperor’s tightening up on the Imperial transport service, he had personally been put in charge of the Survey of British Milestones. They were probably listening in the corridor now, and sniggering.
Firmus decided he might as well tell the truth. ‘I’m only here because the Procurator is my uncle.’
To his surprise, this seemed to reassure her. ‘So, you really are his assistant?’
‘Yes.’
‘And you will help me?’
‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘Who are you?’
Her breasts lifted in a distracting fashion as she took a deep breath to launch into her speech. ‘I am Camma of the Iceni,’ she announced, ‘I am wife of …’
Firmus had no idea who she was the wife of, because, although he tried to pay attention, all he could see was the swell of the magnificent breasts, and all he heard was one word.
Iceni.
Several of the things he had read about Britannia before leaving Rome had turned out to be misleading – where were the woad-painted wife-swappers? – but he was fairly certain that the last time a tax official had annoyed an Iceni woman, it had been a very big mistake indeed. Especially since his own grandfather had been one of the officers killed in the ill-starred attempt to rescue the settlers of Camulodunum.
The books said that the Iceni had been crushed years ago, but this one did not look crushed. This one looked tall and fierce and none too clean: exactly how he imagined the raging Queen Boudica at the head of her savage hordes.
When future histories were written about Britannia, Firmus did not want to appear in them as the man who had been fool enough to upset the Iceni again.
He cleared his throat. She stopped talking.
‘Sorry,’ he explained, making an effort to look her in the eye. ‘I’m having trouble following your accent.’ He reached for the stylus and picked up the tablet. ‘Could you say all that again, a bit more slowly?’
‘I said,’ she repeated, louder rather than more slowly, ‘something has happened to my husband.’
‘We don’t deal with husbands and wives here. This is the finance office.’
‘I know it is the finance office! I am not stupid!’
Firmus gulped. ‘No! No, of course not.’ He recalled the advice of a distant cousin who had served here as a tribune: half the challenge of dealing with the natives was working out what the problem was, and the other half was deciding what poor bugger you could pass it on to.
‘This is why I have come to you,’ the woman was explaining. ‘My husband is a tax man.’
‘Your husband works in the tax section?’ he asked, wondering how that had been allowed to slip through security.
‘His name is Julius Asper.’
‘Julius Asper,’ he repeated, scraping the name into the wax. ‘What’s happened to him?’
‘He is missing.’
‘Missing,’ he repeated, then looked up. ‘I see. Thank you for coming to tell us. We’ll look into it. If you could leave your details with the clerk –’
She folded her arms and rested them on top of her belly. ‘How can a boy like you assist the Procurator when you do not know anything?’
‘I’ve only been here a week,’ he said. ‘You’ll have to explain a bit more.’
‘My husband collects the taxes in Verulamium.’
‘Ah!’ Firmus felt a sudden wave of relief. He was on safer ground now. According to his research, Verulamium was a relatively civilized town just a few miles up the North Road. For reasons he could not begin to guess, this Camma had married a tax-collector in one of the places her tribal ancestors had burned down. ‘If he works for the council at Verulamium,’ he said, seeing a way out, ‘you should go to them.’
‘I spit on the Council!’ To his relief, she did not demonstrate. ‘They will lie to you,’ she said. ‘That is why I am here. Whatever they tell you about stealing the money is lies.’
‘Stealing the money?’
‘The tax money.’
‘Your husband has gone missing with the tax money?’
‘No, that is a lie.’
Firmus put down the stylus and got to his feet. ‘Wait here,’ he ordered. ‘I’ll be back in a –’ He stopped, because the woman was no longer paying him any attention. Instead, she had pressed both hands into the small of her
back and was staring at the floor with an air of intense concentration.
As he watched, her mouth formed a soft ‘Oh!’ She stepped to one side and slid a hand down to lift her skirt. He followed her gaze, peering round the desk in an attempt to make out what she was looking at.
Pyramus was at his side, whispering, ‘There is liquid trickling down the inside of her leg on to the floor, master.’
For a moment Firmus had no idea what his slave was talking about. Then he said, ‘You can’t start that in here, madam! This is an Imperial Office!’
2
Gaius Petreius Ruso stepped over a coil of rope, leaned on the starboard rail of the ship and wondered, not for the first time, if he was making a very big mistake.
Britannia would only ever be a province. Careers were made by men who visited these damp green islands at the edge of the world and then went back to somewhere more civilized, telling tales of survival. Ruso, on the other hand, was returning without any intention of going home again. In fact he had no plans at all, beyond a keen desire to arrive safely and practise his profession in a place where his wife was not considered a dangerous barbarian.
He moved further along the rail, keeping out of the way as orders were shouted and the crew scurried about, preparing to bring the ship into port.
Over on the bank the scatter of dumpily thatched round houses began to give way to the red roofs of modern buildings squared up along the street grid of Londinium. He felt his usual sense of detachment when he arrived somewhere by river: gliding into town like a ghost, able to see and hear what was going on, but not able to participate.
The breeze carried the tang of stale beer across the water. He could even make out the dingy waterfront bar it was coming from, and catch the strains of native music. It was one of those long, swirly tunes he had first overheard a slender blonde woman singing up in Deva, in the days when he had thought that no sensible man would choose to live here.
His doubts were interrupted by the woman’s arrival. She placed a hand over his own and took up the tune in a husky voice. At what seemed to be the end of a section she paused and said with obvious delight, ‘They sing this at home in the North!’