by Joshua Cohen
And so Rubina—the eldest, the firstborn who’s fragile yet never much worried about, though still a girl, though still a daughter and without any privilege, without an exemption, upstairs folding her wardrobe, fluffing her seniority, her pillows and hair—she’s often known as Simone, the secondborn, though Simone is less Rubina than she is Livia, the thirdborn, who’s sometimes Si and at other times Judy, Hanna insists Judith, the fourthborn, and reverse that (Judy/Liv), or Batya (still the youngest, if often forgotten), and also Isa, the fifthborn, Isa from Isabella Hanna again has to insist, known mostly as Is—just like Israel her father she takes after, and so at least he should remember, though he doesn’t, not much—though to him Isa is occasionally Zeba, the sixthborn and so one of two middlekinder, as Isa or Is is usually poorly behaved—there’s never just one of them crying over a mistaken identity, the milk of her personality spilled—and Zeba’s only occasionally (poorly behaved), Zeb who’s sometimes Dina, the seventhborn and so the other of two middlekinder, who herself is sometimes Isa, and Natalia, the eigthborn, who is occasionally Dina, though Di is never Nat as she’s known who’s often also taken for Gill, the ninthborn, short for Gillian, who’s often Isa who herself ’s often Asa, the tenthborn, easy enough to make that mistake, and reverse that (As/Is), Gillian who’s often Jo, from Josephine, the eleventhborn, while Rubina, Simone, Liv, Judith, Isabella, and Zeba are all sometimes Batya, if seldomly, the last so far and the twelfth, though Batya’s never anyone else with the exception of Josephine then reverse that, and anyway Batya’s more often called Bat, but most often B or Be. As in Must you Be so annoying, so demanding, so loud and insistent why don’t you just go sit on the couch of the sofa and cry your way through a last show on teevee, a toy, play a game by yourself with yourself, any joy, count the cushions, which are islands, don’t you know, and must be kept separate from the pillowy clouds that require your enumeration as well. How many fingers, must you Be so difficult, how many toes. That is, whenever anyone decides to talk with her, to talk to her or even of her, orders and rules, which is hardly ever as she can herself barely speak. Who even knows if she knows her own name.
Daughters of Hanna—and daughters of Israel, too, who maybe wished some might’ve been sons.
He sits in judgment of himself atop his intersection when and where there’s still light. Skyscraping, Midtown. Not much longer. In a chair at his desk, one arm behind his head, the other over his mouth, stroking his beard, going gray to become white, the arch of his moustache, or yawning—tired, he’s always tired, he never sleeps, never gets to sleep, despite the pills, despite the wine and pills, despite his liver; strokes the remnants of his illadvised, inevitably late linner to the floor, the lunch of his dinner he flicks its rye’s crusts, crumbs, and seeds to the rich rug stretching out above the parquet slick, kept exceedingly mopped with what seems to be gribnes, or schmaltz—one day, his fear, he’ll slip and fall, his hip, his broken back, he’ll sue; might as well begin billing himself for the case, he thinks, sucks the seltzer from his moustache, withholds a weakling fart.
Tilting his chair, he props his wingtips up on the desk, stretches himself out, then pulls himself back in, fetally small, knees to lips.
Then pushes out again, tilts back the chair, feet up on his desk, then again.
This is work, if he has to explain it to them, his wife, his kinder, he throws up his hands and tells them, what I do. This is what I do to put a roof over your heads, food on your plates. What. I. Do. This is working as a lawyer for any plaintiff who could afford him. To think, those who do would make for better defendants. A caseload such as you wouldn’t believe. What he puts up with, what he hears, and what he says, too, every day, same old. Tell it to the judge who’s a friend.
His plaint: this waiting, this wasting of the last hour of the last day of the second to last week of the year, the last day of the last workweek he’s working this year. Winter, the sun to set upon early, foreshortened days. He’ll be late. To apologize, make up to them for his irresponsibility, the traffic, the weather. In his family, Israel’s often the defendant. His daughters the jury. With Hanna as counsel, he could do worse for representation.
The office is purging itself, up from the guts of the subterranean parkinggarage, with everyone off to their own—it’s almost Xmas, the holiday all the receptionists, secretaries, and paralegals observe…and a Merry Merry to you, too, to you and yours from me and mine and all of us here at Goldenberg, Goldenberg, & Israelien. With the support staff gone all next week, everyone else takes off—if not for their secretaries, what would get done? Cups without coffee. Briefs long blank. File the lack of an alphabet.
He searches his small office refrigerator—as empty as it’d been gifted to him, by friends of the family, after wasting an afternoon fixing a speeding ticket, assault more like an unfortunate misunderstanding for their son, a classmate of Rubina’s. At least it’s plugged in. Amid the silence, the thing cantors low.
It’s not that he’s still hungry or thirsty—after that sandwich too late, and this with Shabbos stuffed in the oven of home—it’s something else, something different: the refrigerator’s new magnet, TGIF it acronyms THANK GOD IT’S…his secretary, Hanna, no, Lorna, no—wait, he’ll find it, he’d scribbled it down once on the back of a businesscard, just in case—her name’s Loreta, yes, Loreta she’s always picking these magnets up wherever she shops, who knows, his wife’s habit, too, just as bad.
Nothing left to do, nothing expected of him until the Monday after this Monday expected, there’s no reason he’s here, no excuse, he should go home, his wife’s pregnant, expecting any breath, any any, but he won’t, if it’s expectations we’re talking, how he doesn’t, he stays, he works late; wraps a rubberband around his fingers as if in the hand of phylacteries, Shadai, holds a paperweight in the rubberband, tugs to tension, lets go, with the rubberband as a sling today’s paperweight’s hurled across desk, floor, office, through the air, misses the trash—a David he’s not. Around the trash are scattered months of paperweights, all the same model, moonily lucent and round—his secretary’s always picking these up for him whenever she goes on vacation wherever she goes, Loreta, he’ll remember it now: this specimen like the others says MIAMI across the top and he hates Miami, that he’ll never forget, that’s where his father lives, where his mother did, too, but his father; my daughters won’t grow up to marry like that, so he says, my daughters’ll never grow up. Holes in the wall where he’d overshot the trash, when the paperweights’d hit plaster, insulation, embedded.
It’s just around that time for Maintenance, the sanitation engineers due to slink in, dragging with them their pails and mops: he always avoids their eyes on his way out, reddened, sloshy, inflamed with powdered soaps, disinfectant sprays, it’s too terrible—how in their blindness, you see how you’re cleansed. A flesh hunched into woman stops at the door, smiles lone tooth, thumbs at his trash. He nods, she lifts it to dump into her trash kept on wheels.
TGIF. MIAMI. M.y I. A.ches M.y I, why these stupid diversions. Paperweights, there are none in his trash.
Wasting in his office, waiting for the Voice—amid the wilderness of petty dispute, for a test, a message garbled with grace, anything pressingly Urgent, requiring Attention whether immediate in action or reflective in referral and thought, anything to keep him in re: here, and so to keep him away from there, preemptive prophecy rescheduling Them. Home. And a goodnight to the window scheduled to his face. Merry Xmas. Nu, to you, too, take it easy…as he orders his work, shuffles paper, clips, throws all to a drawer of the stomach. Soon, his desk’s empty except for the calendrical blotter, his planner, which is showing two months and this month, the months prior and next shown smaller than this, shrunk, the past inked in with slashes. Fingers stained have marked with dark the month foretold at lower right. A moon revolves around the days of his planner, bleeds through boxes of weeks, wax to wane, fulling and renewing itself.
Too many engagements to appointment his keeping; familiar keys amid
the wide, soothing hallway fluorescence: he nods to the janitorial shadow darkening the door to his office, which nods in return as it’s sunned, as it’s setting.
I rest my case, my feet and their boils.
A diploma, hung from a reverent nail, slid verticalways, then fell from the wall last week; he’d propped it on a shelf since, against a wall of family photos, which are doubles of those hung in the house. A tarnished metal nameplate upon the obverse of his door. An artifact already, scrape it with a toothbrush for six million years. If any teeth might survive. His name’s embossed on its brass. Though it’s nearly unreadable by now, quartercentury into this work, his name’s still what it was, and is good.
ISRAEL ISRAELIEN. And then a, a comma. And then it says ESQ., as if you had any doubts.
A sign out front, over Reception:
Goldenberg, Goldenberg, & Israelien
Attorneys-At-Law
The Goldenbergs? Are they brothers? Were they husband and wife, or father and son, mother and daughter, or father and daughter or mother and son? Or else just irrelative? What? May I ask who’s calling, asking who wants to know? Israel doesn’t, he never did, he’s never met them, not even sure they exist, ever existed. He’s now the firm’s senior partner, seniormost, and whoever the Goldenbergs were, if they were, he’s sure they’re long dead, they should be. Forgotten. Goldenberg? I don’t know. Goldenberg? Never heard of him, her, or them. Sorry. Wish I could help you.
I don’t know them from Adam. But his name was Goldberg…
Though perhaps, Hanna wastes thought on later nights—she’d never ask Israel, how to admit to that ignorance after a generation of marriage, she thinks—perhaps they weren’t people at all, rather those two golden mountains, the Poconos, and the silver valley between, where her mother and she’d vacation when she was young and could still swim the lake. One rumor among the secretaries was that the name was originally GOLDENBERG, GOLDENBERG, & GOLDENBERG, ATTORNEYS-IN-LAW, as one of the Goldenbergs had been a woman who’d taken her husband’s—and partner’s—last name, and that the third Goldenberg, Goldenberg Sr., had been Goldenberg’s—Goldenberg Jr.’s, the husband’s—older brother, they’d gossip: meaning they were in-laws, Goldenberg and Goldenberg the wife of Goldenberg, Goldenberg’s brother, née Silbertal as it’s said, and so—with lawyerly respect for the precise, the fineprint—they were attorneys-in-law, as well. Who knows. Though it’s also been said that Israel had started his own practice from nothing, and that the first order of business was to think up two names, to put up front, on the sign, on the stationary, to keep himself humble, in clients.
Quiet. He’s working. Don’t disturb.
In front of that sign the length of the wall, an ergonomic chair keeps the form of a woman at sit: obese, spine troubles around L-4, L-5 and lets everyone know, circulation problems in the buttocks, venous leg ulcers, ingrown toenails, bad breath. A desk keeps the chair. High and wood.
Israel loses himself to his planner: liquids, inks and shavings, rushed meals, spilled coffees and creamers, grains of sugar and sweeteners, unlettered doodles, a scribble of numbers the sum of all times.
Just how late is he? Enumerate this: it’s either the fifth or the sixth day of a week in the third, ninth, or twelfth month depending, December/Kislev whichever way you look at it, he more like squints at his watch though it’d stopped three hours ago. And his eyes. Hymn. Or maybe he’s already dead.
He looks at the hands writ on the wall, he’s alive.
Later, he looks again: the hands are two roots, growing further apart until they’ve grown near, again intertwine. Now it’s nearly a handful of hours past that twinning, their mingle. Fingers, two hands of them, scratch at his beard. He glances up from his planner, prints thumbs into face. Thinking about the time in his secretary’s office. Her clock he bought with the rest of her furniture.
And so he gets up and goes to her office and checks her clock to make sure it’s the same and it is, give or take and he’s taking, a sweet from her snack-drawer, sucks it on his way back to his chair.
Through the window, the sun passes: his fountainpen as the gnomon of the sundial that is his desk, and with it he scribbles a shopping list, oneitemed on an empty matchbook atop his planner at an angle of shadow equal to the latitude of his office, floors high at the top, how he’s risen.
Why not dictation—he’s thinking about calling up Loreta at home, having her take this down: Challah, two loaves.
And then, remind me again, what’re the names of my daughters? Loveneedy, Liv wants hugs and kisses. Judith does the best she can better. Give Simone her space. Easy does it Isabella. Zip it Zeba get a grip. Like father like mother as Asa. Be good to Batya, make nice to praise her effort. Don’t be meaner, support Rubina. How to remember, he’s asking, how could I forget.
And then those two loaves. Period, Paragraph. Loreta, his wife’s called: read it back, he’d ask.
Where’s his coat? She would know. On a hanger hanging in the closet doublebreasted. On the coatrack hobbled in the corner. No. Draped over his chair right behind him. And his glasses? Lost atop his head.
His coat, which none of his kinder’ll ever fit into; the youngest of them could be cradled in one of its pockets, in which she’d find an empty matchbook on which’s been penned a reminder.
Buy challah, it says.
Rolled in a receipt from last week.
From the city, he thinks, because he didn’t take the train today, the drive out to the Developments, what with the delay—an hour, fortyfive if I’m lucky. Which you are, Hanna’d remind, and he’d be reminded, remember, if only he’d call. To stop, run an errand. Just a minute. And then to stop in at shul, too, there’s still that. He’ll park in the lot, walk home in ten. All is actionable, that’s what’s on the agenda. He sips at the fountain on his way out the door. Always the last to leave, despite any nature, no matter what darkness: he’s thinking, O to have an office high above the sun!
Having presented the Gatekeeper with all appropriate identifications, Friday’s permit obtained a moon in advance, and having successfully passed Security, all ten tests, seven days of them and more, the pair idling down the street in a luxury sedan of the latest model—driving, nu, so not everyone’s so occupied with the Law—slowgoing and quiet as they’re trying to find whatever particular arboreally named turnoff, which is particularly difficult, and so requires particular slowness and quiet, in a planned gridded neighborhood of approximately ninety equally leafy, differently treenamed streets, and not just Streets: in a Development of one Elm Avenue, one Elm Boulevard, one Elm Street, and one Elm Terrace—not to be confused with 1 Elm Terrace, home of the Ulms—in a Development named by a committee of hundreds One Thousand Cedars, and not just because the Name rang investmentworthy, which it surely still does. Right turn there then left here where everything’s just soooooooo spread like all the way out, she’s just noticing, he’s thinking morning’s smooth, schmeared like creamed cheese over warmed pumpernickel the last he had to eat as she’s reminded before work with its ten cups of diuretic coffee—out where it’s too far to walk anywhere, ever, no matter what kind of shapely health you’re in and so they drive, three minutes down the Parkway from their neighboring Development.
His window down, hers up, then his up and hers down now his down and hers up again, they’re debating over the passing airs—the unabashed excesses of the stereo, the soundtrack that came with the car.
Gray with white shutters.
What number?
I’ll know it when we’re there.
White with gray shutters.
What tree?
Apple or Fig.
Which water?
There are waters here, too.
Apple River? Apple Lake?
Lane or street or avenue.
Or boulevard or way.
What number?
33?
Why am I thinking 33? and she straightens herself
in the seat and her skirts.
Open a win
dow, he says, in the midst of a pianissimo mistaken for silence, tries to find something else on the radio so that they don’t have to talk. Across her lap a bouqet of irises; in the backseat, a bottle of wine.
What’re their names?
Who?
Their daughters’.
I forget, there’re so many of them, they’re
like locusts.
How many?
I think so.
What?
You don’t listen.
You’re the one who works with him.
And so?
You tell me.
Anyway, I work for him.