Painted Monsters & Other Strange Beasts

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by Orrin Grey


  ***

  If this was a movie, we’d have to have some kind of song playing over the opening credits, right? Something at once unexpected and appropriate. Not Johnny Cash, because Zach Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead remake beat us to that punch, and besides, “When the Man Comes Around” isn’t quite right. So let’s go just one step to the side, and get Nick Cave and company singing Dylan’s “Death is Not the End.”

  And while the music plays, there’d be snippets of footage in the background. Stuff from security cameras, blurry cell phone videos, clips of news shows. You’d see hands coming out of a shadow where a light was just shining, showing an empty corner. You’d see a window filling with bloody handprints. You’d see a girl, being pulled into what looks like a solid wall, sliding up it, into the ceiling. Someone is running, holding the camera. The door is just a few feet away, and they look behind themselves, turning the camera with their gaze, and there’s nothing behind them to be afraid of, but as they turn back the door is gone, bricked up in those few half-seconds, and then you hear a scream, and the camera goes to static.

  Yeah, that’s the opening credits.

  ***

  The trick, when you’re trying to compress any story into a couple of hours, is how to handle the exposition so it’s not so clumsy. We’d want to avoid a text crawl or an opening narrator, because those are old-fashioned, reserved, nowadays, for more epic films, or things that purport to be “based on a true story.” And while we want verisimilitude here, we also want to distance you from what’s happening. That’s kind of the point. Hence the song, right?

  If this was an indie film, or something from overseas, we’d probably not give you any exposition at all right away. You’d just get dropped into the middle of the action, and you wouldn’t have any idea what was going on. Just like in real life. Nobody knew what was happening. Most people died without ever knowing, they explained it whatever way they had to, or no way at all. There were street-corner preachers and politicians alike saying that it was God’s judgment, there were cults that sprang up in the last days. There were people who were trying to give it some kind of scientific explanation, hallucinogens and black holes even as the walls were bleeding and doorknobs were disappearing under the sweaty grasps of desperate hands. Outside my window, someone had spray-painted across the side of an office building, “Now ’tis the very witching hour of night, when churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out contagion.” It seemed as good an explanation as any, at the time.

  The studios wouldn’t stand for that, though, so your protagonist would be someone who worked at the facility. Or maybe someone who was married to someone who worked at the facility. Someone like me.

  (I’m lying to myself, of course. If Hollywood had the purse strings, we wouldn’t be married, we’d be dating. And fifteen years younger. And our genders would be flipped, so that I was the one working at the facility and she was the one at home, tapping out movie reviews on her laptop in the kitchen window. We probably also wouldn’t be in Montreal, but hey, maybe. They’re filming more and more movies in Toronto, these days, or they were, back when they were still filming movies.)

  Maybe she’d tell me about the project in the evenings, over plates of spaghetti, like she really did. Or maybe she’d keep it all secret from me, but I’d read some notes or something, after the whole thing started. One way or the other, I’d discover how they found the machine in a bricked-up basement underneath an abandoned insane asylum. (The studios would love that!) They thought it was some kind of computer, maybe one of the first computers ever built. Not really a computer at all as we know them, but something more like a difference engine. All brass and levers and numbered keys, like a cross between some kind of ancient cash register and a pipe organ. All the project was ever supposed to do was to see what this thing did, what it was. This was going to be a big break in the history of computing, but instead, it was the end of the history of anything.

  They knew that something was wrong the minute they started the machine. There wasn’t some slow build-up, it all happened at once. When they turned it on, there was a wave of poltergeist activity that swept out from the machine throughout the entire lab, across the river, and through all of Montreal. Every table and chair in the lab was shoved against the wall farthest from the machine. In the lunchroom a few floors up, chairs and tables overturned, plates slid off shelves to smash on the floor. Silverware magnetized. Every electronic device in the building shut down, and the entire city suffered a massive power failure.

  In our apartment, all the doors slammed shut simultaneously, and the handful of VHS tapes that I still had in a box under the entertainment center all melted.

  Things went to shit from there.

  Following on the heels of the poltergeist activity, so close behind it that no one in the lab had even reacted, the ectoplasm began to materialize out of the valves of the machine, flowing down the sides, forming a sort of barrier around it, something that shimmered and moved almost like water. Nobody in the lab had any idea what it was then, of course, but the first one who touched it died instantly. His hair turned white, he fell to the floor choking and slapping at his chest. By the time anyone else got to him, he’d ossified, and there were hundreds of spiders crawling out of his mouth and nose.

  ***

  In the movie version, the machine would have been the heart of everything. Its destruction would have been the end of the film, the salvation of mankind. That makes for a better ending, sends the folks in Peoria home happy. In real life, though, the machine was just the key that turned the lock. Once the door was open, there was no closing it.

  They did manage to destroy the machine, eventually, and when they did, they found a corpse in the middle of it. The mummified body, hooked to thousands of copper wires, of a woman named Katrina Something, the rest of the name illegible, a powerful physical medium, born 1899, died 1916. We only know any of that, because there was a plaque on the inside of her abstract coffin that told us.

  By then, the handful of people who were left from the facility had figured out sort of what the machine did. Or, at least, what it had done. By then, almost everyone had kind of figured it out. Everyone knew, at least, what was happening, even if a lot of them didn’t give it a name. Some did, though. The Internet, when it still worked, come to our rescue, prepared to turn anything, even the end of the world, into a kind of meme. They called it the Ghost Apocalypse.

  It’s funny, in a way, because we had all been culturally preparing for the dead to come kill us for years by then. We just expected it to be their bodies, not their restless spirits. We had zombie apocalypse survival guides, and over on the US side of things the CDC supposedly had a disaster plan for a zombie outbreak. Nobody had a plan for ghosts, and they proved a lot harder to deal with than zombies because, frankly, nobody knew how they worked. You couldn’t lay them to rest or settle their unfinished business, destroy the fetters that bound them to this mortal plane. They were pouring through now, this was their world. And you certainly couldn’t just shoot them in the head. Sometimes they already didn’t have a head. Sometimes they were just a voice, or a shape, or a cold draft, or the elevator door suddenly closing on you no matter what you did, and then the rest of the elevator dropping twenty-seven stories to the underground parking garage, killing everyone on board.

  We only had one movie that predicted this. Well, two if you count the remake. It was Kairo in Japan in 2001, Pulse in the US in 2006, during the height of the J-horror boom, starring that girl from Veronica Mars and that guy from Lost. Well-known prognosticators of the end of the world.

  (Did Ghostbusters and Ghostbusters 2 predict a kind of ghost apocalypse, albeit one staved off, twice-over, by a more Hollywood-friendly happy ending? Maybe a little bit.)

  It was from Pulse that we got the idea that saved those few of us who got saved long enough to see what a world was like populated mainly by the dead. Some kid figured it out, disseminated it on Reddit and everywhere else. After most of the power w
ent down, people started spreading the news with hand-lettered flyers written on red paper.

  It wasn’t just red tape, like in the movie, though that was a great touch, guys. It was red anything. Something about the color red kept them out. Some people speculated it was a spectrum thing, that ghosts were some kind of light or energy themselves, and that the red spectrum disrupted them somehow. Others thought that red was the color of life, of blood and the heart and human passion. That maybe it reminded ghosts of mortality, or that it protected those who still pulsed with living blood and heat. People brave enough to do research in the big, abandoned, spooky libraries full of books that floated off the shelves or opened themselves up to thematically relevant passages, turned up records of Victorian-era “ghost traps” that were just red-painted rooms, or even containers with red interiors, designed to cage spooks.

  Whatever the proof of it, it seemed to work, and so those of us who survived did so by painting the insides of everything red. Red walls, red floors, red ceilings. Painting over windows. When paint wasn’t at hand, we used red paper, red markers, even red ballpoint pens, though those didn’t work so well, it turned out.

  From inside our red rooms we sent out parties dressed in red clothes to try to bring back food, fresh water, more paint. Most of them didn’t return.

  That’s not a very good Hollywood ending, is it? All of us sitting in our red rooms, waiting to get picked off one by one and join the ranks of our oppressors? What they don’t tell you about surviving the apocalypse is that it’s really not worth it. Everyone you care about is probably dead, there’s nothing fun left to do, and not a whole lot to live for. With the zombie apocalypse or whatever, at least you’d have some hope, however naïve. You could imagine a cure being found, or the zombies eventually all just rotting, if only you could outlast them. What are you supposed to do when the dead really do come back, though, and not just their carcasses? What’s the endgame on that? They’re not going to rot, get bored, go away. They’re not going to sleep, or die again. There’s nothing left to do, except delay the point at which they get you, a line of hopeless desperation that stretches out forever into the horizon, like a hallway in a Kubrick film.

  ***

  I’m not going to tell you how Georgiana died. That was her name, though everyone just called her Georgie, me included. If this were a movie, you’d see it. If this were a movie, and I was the protagonist, I would have seen it. It would have been dramatic, would have happened at some climactic moment. I would have been there, inches away from saving her, clutching at her hand as her fingers were pulled from mine one by one. But this isn’t a movie, and that’s not how it happened.

  I’m not going to tell you how she died, because I don’t know. I wasn’t there. Am I even sure that she’s dead? Well, I’m pretty sure. One of her coworkers told me she was gone. Those were his words, “Georgie’s gone,” just before he himself was gone, pulled around a corner and just gone, the hallway empty for a hundred feet in both directions.

  I didn’t give up on her, even then. I went out looking, after the first of the red rooms got put up. In my red clothes, red hood pulled up, I went searching like I was on my way to grandmother’s house. And maybe I finally found her, or she found me. I don’t really know, not for sure, not anymore.

  I won’t tell you how she died, but I will tell you this. One last bit, and maybe it’ll make for a better ending. I still go outside to smoke. How crazy is that, right? But I don’t see any reason to quit anymore, and sometimes it’s worth maybe being dragged down into a storm drain, or disappearing into the street, or just suddenly turning white and weeping blood. Sometimes I just want to be outside again, and there’s no death horrible enough to make staying in that goddamned closed-up red room worth it for even one more minute.

  On nights like that, I go out behind the building where we’ve been staying—it used to be a hospital, we painted up an entire wing—and I smoke a cigarette while I look out over the river. And lately, every time, I see Georgie there, standing on the edge of the water. I know that it’s her, even though I can’t really see her face. I’d know her in a crowd, by now, from the way she stands, the way her hair falls. I’ve seen her against the back of my eyelids every day since she was gone, and I’d know her backward, blindfolded. I know that it’s her, and I know what she wants. Not to drag me away, not like the others, not yet. Give her time, maybe. For now, though, she just wants me to follow her. To go willingly into that good night. To grind out my cigarette and walk down into the freezing water of the St. Lawrence. And I know, as surely as I know any of this, that one night soon, I will.

  Roll credits.

  Author’s Notes:

  Here’s another example of a sub-genre where I don’t work very often: the post-apocalyptic tale. When I was asked by my frequent editor and sometime-collaborator Silvia Moreno-Garcia to be an honorary Canadian for Fractured: Tales of the Canadian Post-Apocalypse, I knew that I wasn’t interested in any of the usual apocalyptic scenarios, so I cast about for something that would snag my attention and keep it, and I settled on the idea of a ghost apocalypse. I was inspired by the early J-horror film Kairo and its American remake Pulse, though I had actually encountered red rooms earlier, in the wonderful Terry Dowling story “The Daemon-Street Ghost Trap.”

  The title comes from a theory attempting to explain why a series of still images shown in rapid succession appear to move, and it always sounded so much like a description of ghostly phenomena that it’s been in my notebook of possible story titles for years before I finally found the story that matched up with it.

  “Persistence of Vision” has done pretty well for me, snagging me my first-ever spot in one of Ellen Datlow’s genre-defining Best Horror of the Year volumes. I also like reading it at conventions, because it has a built-in mic drop at the end.

  Strange Beast

  [EDITOR’S NOTE: The following manuscript has been assembled from notes left behind by Kennedy Sanchez, who was contracted with Deanna Bloom of Fetlock & Burridge to produce a book-length work entitled Last Days on Monster Island. The manuscript was never delivered, and Ms. Sanchez returned her advance seven days before she drowned in the swimming pool of her Tallahassee apartment complex. A subsequent police investigation ruled the drowning an accidental death. In reproducing the notes, sections printed entirely in italics indicate hand-written passages in the margins of the rest of the notes, which were printed out from her word processor and sometimes copied-and-pasted from websites. No actual manuscript for the proposed book was ever found, and the notes are presented here exactly as written.]

  Deadline creeping up on me. I keep getting sidetracked, going off on tangents. I’m going to try one more time to get these into some kind of order before Deanna has my ass.

  April 30, 1972 (Walpurgisnacht? Significant?) – Haruo Kitsube, Shinichi Kimura, Yoshio Amamoto, Ross Brenner, and Dereck Scott are kidnapped from a boat off the Florida coast by armed men in military fatigues and ski masks. (Ski masks even though it was a 93 degree day. It’s a good detail, keep that in.) They are loaded onto another boat and taken to an unnamed island north of Puerto Rico (get lat/long?) where they are held at gunpoint and forced to make a movie about a giant monster.

  June 21, 1972 (Summer Solstice) – After 52 days of captivity, Haruo Kitsube leaves the island in a small boat. He is picked up 5 days later (June 26) by a Coast Guard ship. He is the only person to leave the island alive. He gives one public interview about the events on the island, and otherwise remains silent on the subject until his death in 1983. There is a hearing, which is made a matter of public record in 2002.

  November 3, 2011 – James Takarada, grand-nephew (great-nephew? both are correct, pick one and stick with it) of Shinichi Kimura launches a Kickstarter to fund the production of a documentary film called Strange Beast, intended to chronicle the bizarre ordeal that cost the life of his great-uncle.

  November 27, 2011 – The Kickstarter is fully funded, securing enough to finance a trip for Takarad
a and his crew to the island. Just over a week later (December 6) the Kickstarter reaches a stretch goal allowing them to commission effects company Thingmaker Studios to produce an exact replica of the Zeuglodon suit from the movie.

  June 5, 2012 – Takarada and his crew leave Florida on board the Orca bound for what the crew has dubbed “Monster Island.” They plan to be there for the 40 year anniversary of the tragedy. This time, none of them will return.

  IMDb Plot Summary for Zeuglodon Attacks! (1964): Awakened by deep-sea oil drilling, the prehistoric Zeuglodon wreaks havoc along the coast of Japan before heading toward the United States. The monster is ultimately stopped by a brave fighter pilot, a scientist, and a lovely inhabitant of the lost continent of Mu, whose people venerate the Zeuglodon and who knows the secret method of lulling it back into its thousand-year sleep. – Written by Barugon66

  I need focus. There’s so many ways I could tell this story, and I need to have a consistent approach from the word go. I want to set up the background fairly succinctly without sounding too much like I’m just exposition-dumping. The meat of the story is what happens on the island each time, but we need the background in order to understand that.

 

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