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by Brian Haig


  Spinelli, I noticed, was hunched over, staring at the floor, feet tapping, a sort of sardonic expression pasted on his face. And it struck me that he and I, we had a few things in common. We both thought George Meany was an asshole. Also, this prolonged discussion about sperm and DNA made for great cocktail conversation-or possibly not-but nothing more. Debates about the queer habits of this ghoul weren’t going to catch him. Maybe it made everybody feel better, but it was a substitute for actually dropping this guy. The score was Killer 4, Cops 0; they’ve got no tangible evidence to tie him to the crimes, no idea who he is or how they’re going to catch him, and everybody’s trying to figure out whether he slaps a poolie over his pudley.

  Eventually, even they drew the conclusion that the subject had been exhausted, and after a few more closing comments, special thanks from Martin for coming in, and so forth, the group began to break up. Hands were shaken, fond adieus were exchanged, and then Meany escorted Janet and me back through the warren of detective desks and out to the parking lot.

  In fact, we were at my car when Meany said to me, “Excuse us, Drummond. Janet and I need to talk about a few things. In private.”

  He then led Janet about thirty feet away. They squared off, about five feet apart, and faced each other. I had no intention of eavesdropping, because it was absolutely none of my business. I believe respect for others’ privacy is next to Godliness. However, the hearing in my left ear happens to be better than my right, and if I kept my head twisted just so, snatches of the conversation did inadvertently drift into my aural cavity.

  For instance, Meany, in a whiny tone, complaining, “… and you just disappeared out of my life, walked out… without giving me any chance to explain.”

  And Janet replying, “What did you expect, George? You shouldn’t have gone to my boss on me. You betrayed me.”

  “I didn’t. I swear I didn’t. My supervisors in D. C. made that call. I swear that’s-”

  Well, the wind suddenly whipped up and there was a long exchange I couldn’t catch. But I have a good eye for body language. And Meany was bending toward her, appearing earnest, that scrunched-up forehead pickled with sincerity, his hands roving all over her arms and shoulders. Also, Meany was one of those guys who closes the airspace, and the gap had narrowed from five feet to a few inches.

  Then the wind died down and I overheard Meany say to her, “… and I still love you.”

  And Janet reply to him, “Well… I, uh, I’m confused about my feelings toward you.”

  I mean, please. Wake up, Janet. The guy was lying. From fifty feet away I could tell that-his lips were moving.

  Anyway, the wind whipped up again, and they chatted for another few minutes, and you could tell it was getting pretty cordial before they finally concluded the discussion and headed back in my direction. I wouldn’t say they were lovey-dovey or anything. But from their expressions and the relaxed, amiable way they moved, George had really twisted her ear and was back in some form of good graces.

  In fact, Meany had his arm over Janet’s shoulder and was whispering something.

  Geez, somebody had to do something, so I interrupted and said, “Hey, George, you mentioned you were sure you’d catch this guy. How?”

  As I mentioned previously, cops hate it when you try to pin them down. Plus, somebody needed to bring Janet back to her senses and show her this guy was full of shit.

  In fact, Special Agent Meany appeared not to appreciate my inquiry, because his eyes sort of narrowed as he said, “Good detective work, great technology, and brainpower.” He added, “Why? What business is it of yours?”

  “Well, you know… curiosity.”

  “Great. I love curious witnesses. I’ve got seventy-five agents working around the clock, the media, public relations people, and my bosses jumping all over my ass, and I’ve got all the time in the world to answer questions from some clown like you.”

  Well, goodness. Janet gave George an odd look and said, “It was a perfectly fair question.”

  He shot me a curt glance and replied to her, “I’m sorry. You’re right. I haven’t gotten much sleep since I took over this investigation. I guess I’m a little irritable.” He then leaned against the side of my car and said to me, “All right. You asked, so I’ll fill you in on what I’ve discovered. I’ve reconstructed the murder sites and reviewed every element of the evidence and crime reports. You should always do that, right?”

  “Right.”

  “Because sometimes… well, sometimes you pick up things others missed. Not that they’re incompetent, but in the heat of battle, as you people call it, certain details can slip through the cracks.”

  I didn’t want another long tutorial from this jerk, and I said, “Well, this is very interesting, but-”

  “And,” he continued, “with a second look you pick up some of those things. Here’s an example. Lieutenant Martin’s log says that on the night of Lisa’s murder you arrived at the Pentagon parking lot at 9:27 P.M. Martin’s people estimate she was murdered about thirty minutes prior. You told Martin you were supposed to meet her in that parking lot. You see the problem?”

  I was starting to explain what the problem was when he added, with a nasty smirk, “Of course, I’m not blaming you, but I did wonder why Lisa was standing around in a big empty parking lot, late at night, vulnerable to this monster. She was well-known for being cautious, efficient, and punctual. Then I put two and two together. And, this is just a guess… but I concluded that her date didn’t have the courtesy to be on time.” He added, “In fact, had you been on time, it wouldn’t have happened.”

  Janet was giving me a queer look.

  I looked at her and explained, “I was late because I was getting a ticket from a cop.”

  He slapped a hand on my shoulder and said, “Don’t make up excuses for my sake, pal. I told you… nobody’s blaming you.”

  He turned to Janet and said, “Why don’t I give you a lift back to your hotel? It’ll give us a chance to catch up, and discuss our arrangements for dinner.”

  It struck me, as I watched them drive away, that I might have underestimated Mr. George Meany.

  Did I get my ass kicked, or what?

  CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE

  The Account Ingfest was in its death throes when I popped back into the conference room. The two dozen accountants who had inhabited this room had disappeared back into whatever hobbit hole they crawled out of. Three guys in gray coveralls were feeding reams of now useless spreadsheets into shredders, and a techie was noisily disassembling the phones in the corner.

  The end of an audit is a sad and ugly sight, and a tear of regret spilled down my cheek.

  Right.

  Martha, the head number-cruncher, was huddled in the far corner with Jessica Moner, Morris’s beefy legal counsel and possibly my future boss, and beside her, to my surprise, was Barry, my backstabbing buddy and current boss.

  They noticed me, and the conversation died. I mean, if Brutus and his buddies had been so ridiculously conspicuous, Caesar never would’ve had those shivs stuffed in his back, the Visigoths would’ve ended up a lost tribe, and we’d all be speaking Italian. But the lawyers, clever as they are in the arts of treachery, responded instinctively, smiled, and tossed a few innocuous waves. Martha stared at the floor and shuffled her feet, the picture of a troubled conscience.

  I said to Barry, “Checking up on me?”

  “What?… No, I, uh… I just dropped by to see how things are coming.” He patted my shoulder and added, “And everything’s great. Congratulations on making the timeline.”

  “Well, you know, Barry, it was a great team effort. Yes, my legal contributions were both brilliant and crucial, but Martha and her people deserve a little of the credit.” I winked at Martha.

  “Well… whatever.” He said to Martha, “Why don’t you get the audit?”

  And Martha actually looked relieved as she left the room to retrieve it.

  Jessica, still smiling, said to me, “We’re glad you
showed up. Great timing. This is working out perfectly.”

  “Why?”

  “Your strategy concerning the Nash issue worked.”

  “Of course. Am I some guy, or what?”

  She explained, “In fact, the Defense Department held a protest conference this morning. Silas Jackler from Fields, Jason, and Morgantheau led a joint team representing Sprint and AT amp;T. Barry and I were present on our behalf.”

  Barry chuckled and commented, “History was made this morning, Drummond. Silas Jackler developed a sudden case of lockjaw.”

  Jessica also chuckled and explained, “The Defense Department lawyers asked Jackler to specify his concerns.”

  I asked, “And did he?”

  “He insisted it just looked suspicious. Apparently, he and his people were well aware of the legal risks.”

  Always one to get in the last word, Barry said, “He tried to throw a few peripheral jabs about Nash and we sat and acted dumb.”

  “That must have been very difficult for you,” I said to Barry, tongue in cheek.

  “So,” Jessica summarized, “good work and we’re proud as shit of you.”

  “Well, shucks.”

  “The best news of all,” Barry added, “is that we persuaded the Defense lawyers to decide the protest by Friday.”

  “Wow… Friday… imagine that.”

  He added, “But we did have to guarantee the full audit immediately. And Jackler has until Thursday to submit any further documentation or the Nash issue goes away.”

  Jessica grinned. “Get it, Drummond? You sign the audit, we submit, end of fucking story.”

  The door opened and Martha hurried in, gripping a thin black looseleaf binder. She handed it off to Barry, who flipped it open, glanced at the cover sheet, and announced for my benefit, “Excellent. It all looks in order.”

  He then tossed it at me, whipped his Mont Blanc power pen out of his pocket, and jammed it in my face. “Bottom of the third page, scribble your name, and we’ll get this over with.”

  I took the notebook, flipped it open, and read the three cover pages. Jessica and Barry smiled, crossed their arms, and patiently waited.

  I knew what it said, but in situations like this you go through the motions anyway. It was all pro forma crap-I was confirming the legal sufficiency of the audit, a lofty assurance open to fairly broad inter-pretation. In street talk, if anything illegal or unethical was done, moi’s ass was on Le Chopping Block.

  I flipped shut the notebook and stated, “Boy… I’m guaranteeing a lot, aren’t I?”

  Barry and Jessica exchanged quick, anxious glances.

  “Nothing to be nervous about,” Barry assured me, before he swiftly added, “sign it.”

  “No.”

  “No?” Barry’s smile disappeared. “God damn it, Drummond, do what you’re told.”

  Jessica put a hand on his arm. “Drummond, what’s the fucking problem here?”

  “I’m not sure there is a problem.” To her confused look, I added, “I haven’t even seen the audit results yet. It wasn’t completed before I left last night.”

  “Oh… you want to see the final results?”

  “Well, that’s what I’m assuring, aren’t I? It shouldn’t take long

  … maybe a day… maybe two.”

  Jessica was nodding at me and looking sharply at Barry, like, Hey asshole, wasn’t it your bright idea to use this dunce for this job? Bang his balls together or whatever you need to do, but get the signature. Now.

  And Barry very smoothly said, “Jessica, could you excuse us a moment? My associate and I need to talk.”

  “No fucking problem.”

  Wrong, Jessica-big f-ing problem. Barry and I went together out into the hallway. There was a fair amount of foot traffic, so he pointed at the men’s room door and ordered, “Get your ass in there. Right now, Drummond.” We stepped inside, the door closed, Barry shoved me against a wall and said, “What the fuck’s going on here?”

  “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

  “The hell you don’t. Your issues at the firm have no business here.”

  “My… Hey, word gets around, doesn’t it?”

  “You’re on my team, idiot. Of course I was informed.”

  “Did you have to be told?”

  “What’s that mean?”

  “What does it mean?”

  “You lousy prick.” He pounded my chest with his right fist. “You’ll do what you’re told. You better not be trying to blackmail me, Drummond.”

  I wasn’t. I was trying to extort him. But you can’t expect corporate lawyers to understand the fine distinctions of the criminal codes. I replied, “And if I am?”

  He slugged my chest again and said, “You don’t want to fuck with me, you punk. I’ll-auugh!”

  Well, Barry suddenly stopped talking. I suppose he was suddenly overcome by an abiding sense of shame and remorse for the way he’d been acting. Also, I think he noticed that my left hand was gripped tightly around his testicles.

  I danced him backward until his butt was against the wall. Well, we then stared into each other’s eyes for a moment, adjusting, as it were, to the terrible predicament we found ourselves in. Just to be sure that Barry fully understood that predicament, I informed him, “They say it only takes forty pounds of pressure to rip ears and nuts off a body. You believe that?”

  I received a frantic nod. Personally, I didn’t believe it. But what mattered was what he believed.

  A quick jerk brought Barry up on his tippy-toes. “I should warn you I’ve done ears, no problems. But this nuts thing… it’s kind of confusing… I mean, I tried it once and I don’t know… I probably squeezed when I should’ve yanked… and, Jesus, they’re sort of like grapes, you know? Very soft.”

  Barry’s mouth opened, and I said, “Shhh.”

  Well, for once, he actually did shut up. Barry was being very reasonable. Maybe I had misjudged him after all.

  I asked, “Did you insert those legal files in Lisa Morrow’s e-mail?”

  He shook his head, but it’s important in these situations to be on the same wavelength, so I gave another hard tug. He babbled, “Ow, ow. .. I swear… I swear.”

  It looked like an honest response. “Okay, Grand Vistas. What is it?”

  “You don’t… I mean… please…”

  “Do you think your voice will actually get higher?”

  “It’s… it’s what I told you. It’s a holding company.”

  “Who owns it?”

  “I… I don’t know.”

  Barry suddenly found himself another inch higher up on his tippy-toes. He’d better know how to levitate.

  “I… I swear I don’t know. God, ow… it hurts… please don’t.”

  “Is it a front? What?”

  “No… it’s a… a real company. Like I tried to tell you, it’s… auggh… it’s a legal partnership.”

  I had to contemplate that for a moment. Barry, I thought, was being as honest as he knew how to be. I mean, you could only expect so much from a guy like him. But I was also certain he was scared out of his wits. The fount of that fear, however, was the interesting question.

  So I asked him, “What are you afraid of?”

  He studied my face, I think weighing which was worse- explaining to the Mrs. why there’d be no more tiny Barrys skipping around the suburbs, or exposing what he knew about Grand Vistas. Not a hard choice, in my view. But hey, that’s me.

  “I don’t know who they are. I met with their lawyers and brought back the agreement. That’s what I was told to do… and look… that’s all I did.”

  “Told by who?”

  “By Cy. And Jason.”

  “No due diligence?”

  “No.”

  “Why not?”

  “I was assured they were okay.”

  “What are you not telling me, Barry?”

  “I, shit… I just, please, don’t… auughhh.”

  Well, Barry somehow arched up another quarter i
nch, but I think he and I both knew we were down to the last millimeter.

  “Ow… oh God, this hurts… ow, ow, ow…” Then he said, “All right… please… ow…”

  So I let him down about two inches. He drew a few deep breaths, then blurted, “I swear, I don’t know who they are. Not people you want to fuck with, though.”

  “Crooks? Spies? What?”

  He was shaking his head. “I don’t know… something. We met in a secret location in Locarno, Italy. They came with guards.”

  “Lots of rich assholes have private security.”

  “Not like that, Drummond. These guards were tough bastards. They were different, you understand?”

  I suspected I did understand. I asked, “Nationality?”

  “I only spoke with their lawyers. One French, the other German. The meeting lasted less than thirty minutes. They gave me the contract and told me to get it signed. No changes, no negotiations.”

  I released Barry’s gonads and he slumped immediately to the floor. He was rubbing his crotch, and you could tell Mrs. Bosworth wouldn’t have to fake any orgasms for the next few weeks. I walked to the basin and washed my hands. I said to Barry, “You will go out and inform Jessica that my concerns about the audit are reasonable and will be straightened out in a day or so. Understand?”

  “You don’t tell me-”

  I took a step back in his direction and he slapped his hands over his crotch. I added, “Tell Cy and Bronson I’m completely unreasonable. Explain that I’m very pissed off. Put on your lawyer’s hat and persuade them that I will not sign that audit if they take any action against me. Understand?”

  He looked up at me. “You can’t… This whole deal could go down the drain.”

  “Yes… it definitely could.”

  “Don’t be an idiot. If we lose that contract for Morris, he’ll drop our firm. It’ll destroy us.”

  “Good point.” I wiped my hands and added, “Be sure to explain that to Cy and Bronson also.”

  I left him blubbering on the men’s room floor. I found Martha, got a copy of the audit, and departed.

  Okay, yes, I had been very, very rough on Barry and his nuts. Sometimes I have no idea what gets into me. However, a string of ugly thoughts had begun dancing around inside my head. Right now, it was like one of those hyper-modernist, impressionist paintings with colors splashed everywhere, dripping down the canvas and running into one another.

 

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