“I am one of his assassins.”
Nope, forget what I said earlier about jumping to conclusions. This guy was hardcore.
“So that must be an ... interesting job.”
“It is what I am.”
Gah! The small talk was quickly fizzling out. Maybe it was time to do some minor wandering after all. At the rate this conversation was going, we were going to end up glaring uncomfortably at each other in silence. All things considered, I figured that was one of Nergui’s specialties. However, it most certainly wasn’t one of mine.
I walked over to the opening of the tent. “Is it okay if I step outside?” Figured it was safer to ask than to try it and wind up with this guy tackling me and putting me into a chokehold.
Nergui again nodded. Damn, that was getting maddening. Not quite on the same level as Sally’s eye rolls, mind you, but annoying nevertheless.
I stepped outside of the tent. I could hear quiet shuffling behind me that said Nergui had followed. No doubt about it, James had him keeping an eye on me. The question was why?
Ah, screw it! Enough with the paranoia. This was the first real foreign country I had visited in years. It was time to get a look at the place.
Interestingly enough, the first thing that caught my attention was the sky. I had never seen the stars or the moon so crisp and bright. Hell, in Brooklyn you were lucky you could see the sky at all on some nights. The sight was pretty breathtaking. So this was what it was like to live in a place that wasn’t constantly lit up by halogen lamps and neon. This was something you wanted to share with someone special...
That was a bad thought to have, as my mind immediately went back to her. Grrrr! Even thousands of miles away, my inability to ask her a simple question haunted me. All right, that was enough of the sky. It was depressing me now.
The area immediately around me was populated with more round tents similar to the one I had emerged from. I’m sure I learned their name somewhere in either history class or the Travel Channel, but for the life of me, I couldn’t remember what they were called. All I remembered was they were apparently a popular Bedouin type of dwelling. Wherever I was, this was neither a large nor permanent settlement.
I took a few more steps to get a better look. The area we were in was somewhat reminiscent of the time I had gone out to Vegas, or more specifically, the parts of the Mojave I had seen. The immediate vicinity was sparse but broken up by the occasional vegetation. To one side (East, West, or whatever ... I didn’t have a compass on me) the desert stretched as far as the eye could see. Normally, in the dark, this wouldn’t be very far at all. However, darkness wasn’t an issue for vampires. With the exception that all of the colors were heavily desaturated, I could see every bit as well as if it were broad daylight.
On the far side of the village, if you could call it that, were several large, rocky outcroppings that led up to some more hilly terrain. I started wandering over to them. The whole thing was pretty damn cool now that I thought about it. Here I was in some nomadic village out in the middle of nowhere. It was like I had stepped out of my life and into the middle of an Indiana Jones movie ... and not that lousy crystal skull one either.
I was so caught up in the fantasy of it all I hadn’t noticed that I wandered outside the edge of the settlement. I was standing close to one of the large rock formations, thinking about maybe being adventurous and attempting to scale it, when I heard a dull thud noise to my left.
I took a look around. Considering how barren the terrain was, it wasn’t too hard to find what I thought to be the source. There was a large rock, nearly the size of my head, lying in the dirt no more than ten feet away from me. Maybe it had rolled down from one of the larger boulders. Although, if that had happened, I probably would have heard it. It had sounded as if it had just dropped from the sky. Oh well. I’m sure these things were common out here. It’d take a little more than some loose rocks to scare off this city boy. I mean, it’s not like...
Thud.
What the hell? I turned back and there was another rock, similar in size to the first, on the ground where I had been standing a few moments ago. If that thing had hit me, it could have shattered my skull like a chicken egg. One fallen rock was something, but two was getting a bit odd. I turned my eyes up toward the nearby hills and took a look around, scanning the area. Nope, nothing out of the ... what the...
I could have sworn I had seen movement out of the corner of my eye, like something dark had quickly ducked out of sight.
Okay, I was probably just creeping myself out. It was time to get a grip and relax ... and, of course, that was when something grabbed my arm.
♦ ♦ ♦
Let’s face facts: you knew it was Nergui all along, didn’t you? Well, I didn’t. So I shrieked like a little girl when his big, meaty fist fell onto my shoulder. The cry was cut short, though, as his other hand quickly came around and covered my mouth.
“It is not safe out here. Return with me,” he said into my ear.
I tried to save whatever grace I had left, which wasn’t much. I pulled out of his grip and hissed, “Jeez, dude! Did you have to sneak up on me?”
“I did not sneak. If you did not notice, then perhaps the fault lies with you,” he said and then turned back toward the ring of tents.
Grrrr! Damn him and his ninja logic.
I caught up to him lest I stand there acting all pissy and end up getting my brains bashed in by another of the magical raining rocks of Mongolia. “So why isn’t it safe?”
“Because it is not.”
Oh, Jesus Christ! “Care to elaborate?”
“You are in the Wanderer’s charge. If he wishes for you to know more, then he shall be the one to tell you.”
“The Wanderer?”
“The one you call James.”
“Oh. Dude has a lot of names.”
“Indeed he does,” Nergui agreed.
“So where did the Wanderer wander off to?”
“The Khan is close by. He is the Wanderer’s sire. Since your arrival was not expected, he is surely telling our master of the news.”
“I guess that makes sense.” I knew there was some shit going down in this place. That was why James had been called away to begin with. It made sense that whenever anything happened outside of the norm, like say a packing crate full of yours truly showing up on the doorstep, the guy in charge would need to be notified. “So is the Khan here?”
“The Khan would not dirty his steps in an unworthy place such as this.”
“Oh, of course not,” I replied, hoping my sarcasm didn’t cross the gulf between our cultures. I got the feeling insulting the Khan around these guys would fly about as well as pissing on a picture of Queen Elizabeth in front of the guards outside of Buckingham Palace ... maybe even less so, considering that most vampires I had met seemed to think violence was a dandy solution to almost all of life’s problems.
“The Khan’s ger-tereg is five kilometers hence,” Nergui said, pointing out toward the desert.
“Okey-doke,” I answered, having absolutely no fucking idea what he was talking about. Whatever the case, though, I assumed it meant the Khan and his entourage were a ways down the road ... or sand. I mentally did the conversion in my head. Silly backwater countries and their metric system! Oh well, that would put them about three miles away. Having seen James move, however, I knew he could probably traverse that distance in mere minutes if he so chose.
♦ ♦ ♦
It turned out I was right. Nergui and I made it back to the supply tent and, within fifteen minutes, James and his two minions, for lack of a better term, returned. If they were out of breath from their six-mile round trip, they didn’t show it.
“I’m glad to see you stayed put. Amazing how few people know how to follow instructions these days,” he said as he entered.
“That’s me. Mr. stay where the fuck I’m told to.” If Nergui wanted to tell James otherwise, then that would be his business.
“Well, Dr. Death, you
should be flattered to know a great honor has been bestowed upon you.”
“Let me guess. You guys are giving me my own pet camel?”
James wisely ignored my idiocy and continued as if I hadn’t spoken. “The Khan is intrigued by your presence. He wishes to meet with the Freewill.”
“Cool.”
James sighed at my reaction. “You have no idea how big of a deal this is, do you?”
“Not even remotely.”
“The Khan is a member of the First Coven, those who you refer to as the Draculas. They are our ruling elite. They do not grant audiences to anybody. In fact, they almost never speak to children ... and before you say anything, yes, you are a child, to us anyway. It’s almost unheard of for the First to deal with any of our kind under a century in age.” He saw that I still had a fairly nonplussed look on my face. “This is kind of like the Pope just up and giving you a call to see if you wanted to do lunch.”
“Oh. That makes sense then,” I said, putting more enthusiasm into my voice. I still didn’t care all that much but decided I had better act the part before I started insulting a bunch of creatures with over a millennia of combined experience amongst them. “Let’s get going.”
“No.” James stepped in front of me. “The day will be breaking in a few hours. You will meet with him tomorrow. For now, you will be his honored guest, given all the hospitality that is his to offer.” When I didn’t reply, he gave me a wink. “Trust me, you’re going to like this part.”
♦ ♦ ♦
Since James told me they needed some time to properly prepare my lodgings, we chatted some more. I brought him up to speed on the goings on in the coven, starting with my defeat of Jeff. “You killed him yourself?” he asked dubiously. I knew he had spoken to Sally. No doubt he’d been briefed on what really happened.
“Well, I may have had a little help,” I admitted.
I then spent about an hour going over the last six months, culminating with the final fight between Village Coven and the HBC, more specifically between myself and Samuel.
“I had been meaning to apologize for all of that,” James said once I had finished. “I meant to give you a little reputation boost amongst your own, not bring a full-scale coven war down on your head.”
“It was a bit touch and go there for a while, but since it all worked out in the end, apology accepted,” I replied, which was more or less true. I had bitched enough to Sally over the past several months about the whole situation to drive her half insane (assuming she wasn’t already there), thus I pretty much had it out of my system. Besides, I preferred to stay in James’s good graces.
Finally, right about when I could see the sky outside beginning to lighten ever so slightly, another vampire entered our tent and whispered something into James’s ear.
“Excellent. You’re all set,” he said. “Monkhbat here,” he gestured toward the guy who had just entered, “will carry your bags and show you to your tent.”
“Are we heading over to where the Khan is?” I asked, not really looking forward to a three-mile hike.
“That’s tonight. For now, you’ve been set up here, just across the way. I’ll pop by after sundown to retrieve you. I know it may prove to be difficult, but do try to get at least a little rest.” He said that last part with a wry smile.
I gave him a confused glance as I followed my porter out of the tent and toward my destination. I was actually looking forward to some rest and relaxation. Despite spending a full day horizontal in my packing crate, I had gotten zero sleep. It wasn’t exactly the most comfortable thing on the planet, and this is coming from a guy who has passed out on his fair share of floors.
We walked to the other side of the settlement. Monkhbat put my bags just outside of the door, or flap, or whatever you call it, of a mid-sized tent and bowed to me before walking off. Guess I had to put my shit away myself. Fine, see if I tipped the help here. I was thinking it was time for some well-deserved shut-eye when I walked in and immediately stopped dead in my tracks.
The tent was not empty.
Oh boy, was it not empty.
In the center was a large pile of rugs and pillows. On top of that pile sat three attractive females. Three very naked attractive females. As I stood there gaping like a complete moron, they all giggled. A moment later, they got up, almost as one, and walked over to me. They removed my bags from my hands and led my still very much in shock self back to the center of the tent.
Holy shit! No matter what ill thoughts I’d been thinking about them earlier, these were people who knew what hospitality was all about.
A Test? I Didn’t Even Study!
It was official. The Khan was by far my favorite vampire in the world. Hot damn! Forget about threesomes. Skipping all the way to foursomes was definitely the way to go. Not only did you have enough to make yourself a sandwich, but you got an order of chips on the side as well. If I lived to be ten-thousand, this was still going to be one of those days I bragged about.
Even better, when all the happiness was over, they got me bathed, cleaned up, and dressed for my grand appearance with the Khan. Note to self: next time Sally tried to stuff me into a box headed for some godforsaken corner of the earth, go willingly.
As promised, shortly after sunset, James appeared at the entrance of my tent. I excused myself from my little personal harem (hmm, wonder if I should have gotten their names first ... oh, well) and went out to meet him.
“I trust your day was sunny,” he said with a bemused grin.
“Dude, these people know how to party,” I replied, barely able to contain my giddiness. “I am definitely giving this resort five stars on expedia.com.”
“Excellent to hear. Now if we could just...”
“I mean, I don’t know about you,” I continued, still rambling, “but I had all kinds of freaky sex going on today.”
James put up a hand. “Far too much information, thank you very much. Now, if you’re done gushing, you have a very important person awaiting you.”
“Lead the way, my friend.” I put a little swagger into my step. “Oh, and next time you need me to join you anywhere, just say the word.”
“I’ll keep that in mind,” he answered dryly. Before I could say anything else, he set off at a brisk pace across the compound.
“So what’s the plan?” I asked as we walked.
“Very simple. We meet with the Khan, enjoy whatever festivities he has planned, and then ship you back out of here.”
“Ship me out?”
James nodded. “Yes. As I told you, it’s dangerous here right now. Freewill or not, you’re too inexperienced to play in this league yet. Right before sunrise, another truck is coming here to take you back to where you belong. Don’t worry, though, I asked my men to throw a few rugs into the crate so you’re a little more comfortable on the return trip.”
“Any chance of packing one of those girls in with me?”
“Alas, you’ll have to live with your memories.” Oh well, fortunately I had a good memory ... not to mention, a very good imagination.
We crossed the settlement in a matter of minutes and arrived at our destination to find Nergui and James’s two other companions waiting for us. They were all mounted on horseback with two additional steeds standing by. James quickly jumped up and got onto the saddle of one of them.
“I thought we were running there,” I said.
“Normally, yes. However, in times like this, there are certain traditions to respect. The Mongols are expert horsemen.”
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