Considering who was behind their little expedition, I had little doubt they’d arrived fully expecting me to cause some problems. I had never gone out of my way to make an enemy of Colin, outside of maybe one little joke revolving around reformatting his precious work computer. Even so, he had taken an instant dislike to me. Part of it was probably the friends I kept. Sally and Colin had history. I wasn’t sure why James tolerated his continual existence, but then he was already a bit of an odd duck amongst vampires. He had his reasons ... just as I had my own for doing what I did.
“Take the Freewill alive, kill the rest,” Remington ordered. His tone implied that he wouldn’t be overly concerned should I be captured sans a few limbs. What a surprise. It figured that the jerk would...
“I’ll hold them. You take everyone else and run.”
“Huh?” I grunted, pulling my focus away from Remington.
“I said,” Sheila repeated, “take the others and get out of here. It’s me they’re after. I’ll keep them busy.”
Hold on, that’s what I was supposed to say. Damn the crazy times we lived in and its confused gender roles.
“No chance,” I replied, adding some false bravado to my voice. If I was going to die in her presence, I might as well look cool doing it. “We all leave or none of us do.”
“Don’t I get a say?” Sally asked.
“Maybe later,” I said, ducking the first blow that came my way as our enemies converged on us. The battle was on ... again.
Or maybe not.
Four of Remington’s vamps rushed me, two high and two low. There was no time to dodge. They smashed into me like a herd of runaway water buffalos. I went down, cracking my head solidly against the pavement. Hopefully my friends were putting out a better showing than me.
I saw stars, but I had been hit harder during my day. I struggled against my attackers, but they had numbers and leverage on their side.
They also had weapons. One of them raised a stake high above his head. My arms were pinned, so there was no way to defend myself against it. My life, and afterlife, flashed before my eyes as it descended. I prepared myself for the doubtlessly unpleasant sensation of turning to dust, but at the last second, they heeded their orders to take me alive.
The vamp slammed the stake down into my shoulder with enough force to plow straight through me and into the asphalt below. Goddamn, that hurt! Worse yet, I was pinned like a bug.
Oh wait, that wasn’t the worst. Sparks and flame began to shoot out of the wound as I cooked from the inside out. I wasn’t sure whether it would kill me or not, but after a second or two, I began to wish it would.
In between trying not to cry like a little girl, I tilted my head to see how the others fared. It didn’t look good. Sally had likewise been ganged up on. Two of Remington’s vamps held her arms, while a third worked her over with his fists. So much for not hitting a girl.
Another vamp knocked Benny and Ed effortlessly to the ground. Benny’s cross clattered off into the darkness, leaving him pretty much useless for doing anything other than breaking someone’s fist with his face.
That left Sheila. At first, I thought she was keeping the other vamps at bay with her kickass sword moves, but it was a ruse. The vampires weren’t even trying to get to her.
“Watch out!” My Warning probably came out much higher pitched than I intended, being that my shoulder was currently auditioning for a spot on the Macy’s Fourth of July fireworks display. It didn’t matter, though – I was too late.
This was the opening Decker’s coven had been waiting for. Multiple beams of pure magical force struck Sheila from all angles. She was enveloped in a blinding red light of eldritch flame.
“No!” It couldn’t end like this. I bit down on my lip, drawing blood but using the pain (well, other pain) to clear my head. The sight of her fiery death distracted the vamps who had pinned me, and I used it to my advantage. I brought my free arm up in a fist.
I caught two of the vamps straight on the jaw, knocking them into the others and off of me. Before any more could join the fray, I grabbed hold of the stake, said a silent prayer to whatever gods are in charge of pain management, and yanked with everything I had.
FUUUUUUCCCCKKKK!!
Yeah, it hurt a bit. At last, though, it came out with a squirt of blood and sparks. Unfortunately, I wasn’t sure I could do much to take advantage of my hard-won freedom. That move had used up the last of my stolen strength.
As if to accentuate the point, Decker casually strolled over and kicked me in the jaw, putting me flat on my back again.
“Let me guess,” I said, testing my mouth to make sure nothing was broken, “this little party crashing was your doing?”
“Of course,” he replied, planting another blow in my side for good measure. He wasn’t above kicking a man while he was down. “The others weren’t sure, but I knew you were somehow connected to the Icon. I gave my coven daughters strict orders to scry your movements the moment you were out of their sight. Imagine my lack of surprise when you led us right to her. You are ridiculously predictable.”
I gritted my teeth while trying to come up with a witty comeback. Unfortunately, I had nothing. Decker was right. I had been outmaneuvered, pretty fucking easily by the sound of things. Even so, I couldn’t let him know that. I needed to...
“What?!” His eyes opened wide and he suddenly focused his attention elsewhere. I looked up and turned my head to follow his gaze.
Was it even possible? Sheila had been driven to her knees by the force of the attack, but a white glow was spreading out from her – forcing the witches’ magic back. It was like watching the Enterprise’s shields hold against a photon torpedo barrage. She knelt at the center of the torrent of power. Sweat poured off her forehead from the effort, but she looked otherwise unhurt. Un-fucking-real!
Another boot to the head caught my attention. I glanced up, dazed, to find Decker adding his own magic to the attack.
“It matters not,” he growled. “She can’t hold us off indefinitely.”
“Looks like she’s doing pretty good so far,” I gasped, trying to find enough strength to do more than make pithy remarks.
“Sir!” One of the vampires ran up. “We found this inside.” He held out a familiar looking weapon – Sally’s hand cannon.
“I’ll take that,” Decker said, glee in his eyes. He cocked back the hammer and raised the massive handgun. “Hold the humans,” he commanded. What the?
“Do it,” Remington added, stepping to his side.
Two of the vamps dragged Ed and Benny to their feet. They looked beat to all hell, but were still alive ... for the moment.
“Hear me, Icon!” Decker shouted. “Drop your guard or the humans will pay for your sins with their blood.” So much for mages not hurting normal people. That nobility shit went right out the window when it was convenient.
Several of the witches gave each other worrisome glances. I guess a battle was one thing, a full-on execution was quite another. Even so, they didn’t cease their attack against Sheila. When push came to shove, they were more concerned with saving their asses than protecting their karma.
Even through the light show surrounding her, Sheila appeared to weigh her options. She was actually considering it. Goddamnit, didn’t she watch TV? That shit never worked. She seemed to forget that even if Decker let them go, they were still surrounded by a pack of angry vampires ... vampires who were no doubt thirsty after all the fighting going on.
Her eyes flickered to Ed and Benny, then back to me. She gave a single nod and the glow that surrounded her dimmed.
The witches’ attack began to close in on her, but that still wasn’t good enough for Decker. He turned the gun on her and took aim.
“And now, Icon, you will...”
A screech sounded in the night, drowning out the rest of his threat. It was as if someone had stuck a bobcat into a blender and set it to liquefy. What the fuck?
Before the last of its echoes had died away, there cam
e a blur of movement, too fast for my weary eyes to follow. When it was over, Decker stood there a moment longer – a look of pure surprise on his face – before keeling over dead. His throat had been completely torn out.
♦ ♦ ♦
Before I could process Decker’s sudden and unlamented demise, I heard a whistling noise followed by a thunk. I turned just in time to see the vampires holding Ed and Benny turn to dust. Silver throwing knives clattered to the ground along with their ashes.
I’d seen weapons like that before. Come to think of it, I had heard a screech like that too. Hell, I was still hearing it in my nightmares.
No fucking way.
One of Decker’s witches ran toward his body. They certainly were a devoted bunch. Not too bright or cautious for that matter, though. Another whistle and thunk found an arrow buried nearly to its fletching in her chest. Someone had brought a bow to a magic fight and they were winning.
The rest of Decker’s crew wasn’t quite as keen on following their leader down to whatever Hell he was being carted off to. They immediately ceased their assault and disappeared in bright flashes of light. So much for their alliance.
That left Remington and his vampires.
They backed off from Sheila and Sally and formed ranks, although it seemed their resolve was shaken. I couldn’t blame them. If what I was thinking was true, they were up against a force that they stood no chance against. It’s really hard to fight one-hundred percent batshit crazy, especially if that crazy wasn’t alone.
Almost as if in response to what was coming, the skies opened up and it began to pour. I’d like to say the cold rain felt good on my gushing shoulder, but it really didn’t.
Remington stepped to the forefront of his group, stalked over to me, and started barking orders. Four of his men loosely surrounded Sheila – taking care to block her escape while staying outside of her reach. She was obviously still their primary target. The rest of us were just icing on the cake ... at least some of us. At the very least, I’d make a nice trophy. Not sure the same could be said for the others.
The rest of his men took up defensive positions around us all. I tried to rise, but Remington’s boot forced me down. I was still trying to catch my second wind and once more found the back of my head clonking down upon the pavement ... but hey, at least this time it was wet pavement.
He turned to the darkness beyond the parking lot’s lights and spoke, his tone conveying confidence and authority ... no doubt to help inspire his shaken men. “Show yourselves! I am here on the authority of the First Coven. Surrender now and perhaps mercy shall be...” SPLORCH!
A splash of blood washed down upon me as his speech was cut short. Blinking it out of my eyes, I looked up to find a hand protruding from the front of his stomach. It was petite in size, like that belonging to a little girl of perhaps twelve years of age.
“I do not ask for mercy, nor am I predisposed to offer it.”
The hand withdrew from Remington, who promptly fell to his knees clutching his ruined midsection. It wasn’t a mortal wound, for a vampire at least, but I had no doubt that was purposeful. Vampires are tough and they heal very fast, especially the older they are, but there’s nothing wrong with our nerves. Being gutted hurts like a salt-encrusted motherfucker. Trust me I know.
Gansetseg – the crazy-ass vampire princess who had started a war simply to keep me from getting hitched – stepped out from behind him, casually shoving him to the side. She gave her hand a shake, sending droplets of gore flying, visible even in the rain.
She stepped over and looked down upon me. At that moment, lightning flashed. Silken black hair framed her fair skin, accentuated by her bright green eyes – eyes that betrayed a soul far older than the body it inhabited, a soul that was nuttier than any fruitcake I’d ever had the displeasure of sampling.
“Hello, my beloved. It has been far too long.”
Irresistible Force Meets Immoveable Object
“Tell your men to withdraw,” Gan said. It was not a request. She made the slightest movement with her hand and half a dozen figures jumped down from the rooftop of the school. They wore traditional Mongolian battle gear, the type assassins favored. I knew it well, having been exposed to it more times than I would have cared.
Half of them held hand crossbows, and the others brandished throwing knives. Though Remington’s men had the number advantage, none were equipped for ranged combat. Even to a novice like me, it was blindingly obvious that most of them would be cut down if they tried to go on the offensive. This wasn’t even counting the threat Sheila and I still represented ... well, okay, that she did. The best I could currently do was sputter out some scathing one-liners. Sadly, even in that I was at a disadvantage. I found myself at a complete loss of words. Where the fuck had Gan come from, and what was she doing there?
Still, it was best not to look a gift horse in the mouth. While Remington’s troops were weighing their options, I decided to take stock of the situation. Wincing from the effort, I managed to prop myself up on an elbow and take a look around.
Ed had made his way over to Sally and was trying to help her up. In typical Sally fashion, though, she brushed off his efforts and got to her feet on her own. The downpour made it hard to tell, but I could have sworn she mouthed something as she laid eyes upon Gan. I highly doubted it was anything kind.
Benny had made his way back to Sheila’s side, not that she needed any help. She continued to maintain a defensive position, but I couldn’t blame her. For all she knew, she was still surrounded by enemies. Considering Gan’s unpredictability, I figured that a smart move, although it was surprising that her small force hadn’t attempted to take Sheila down yet. Maybe they didn’t know she was the Icon, albeit I highly doubted that. They couldn’t have missed the light show a scant few minutes earlier.
Two of Remington’s men came to his aid, lifting him to his feet. One of them turned to the rest. “Stand down.”
“Leave this place now,” Gan commanded, her tone eerily calm – the authority in it unmistakable.
Still supporting their leader, Remington’s men sheathed their weapons and slowly melted away into the shadows. Just before leaving, though, Remington managed to turn back to us. His eyes locked with mine, their meaning clear: he wasn’t finished with us. But he was finished for now. I’d take what I could get.
That left just one little problem.
Gan stood in place for a few minutes longer, no doubt extending her senses to make sure the others were doing as they were told. I used the momentary calm to refocus on her. She was dressed similarly to her troops, albeit her outfit seemed of much finer quality. Big surprise there. The other major difference was the yellow SpongeBob backpack that she wore. Oh yeah, I had definitely lost my fucking mind.
At last, she turned to one of her people and nodded. He stepped forward and I realized I vaguely recognized him. Monkhbat, or something like that.
“Follow them. Once you are sure they have complied, you are to track down the Magi. Kill any you find.”
Monkhbat gave a deep bow then took off into the darkness. The others followed him, slipping away into the night with a disturbing amount of stealth.
I finally got back to my feet, keeping one hand over the wound in my shoulder. Unfortunately, it was a pointless effort as I was bleeding out from both sides, the stake having punched clear through me. Goddamn, it hurt, and it was probably going to continue doing so for hours to come thanks to the silver.
I gasped at the pain, and Gan turned toward me, a solemn look upon her face.
“My apologies, beloved.”
Huh? She caught me by surprise with that one, so much so that I ignored the beloved comment for the moment.
“Why?”
“For robbing you of your impending victory.” Was she watching a different fight than the one I was in? “Sadly, when I saw the wizard, my impulsiveness got the better of me. I did not think of anything, save repaying him for the embarrassment he caused me in days past.”
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Gan had been present when Decker had first made his move against me. Needless to say, he’d majorly pissed her off. The dude had a talent for doing so, although – I noted – he wouldn’t be using it any longer.
I turned to where he lay, a look of surprise still upon his now ashen face. Water pooled in his open eyes and mouth. It was a bad way to go, but the guy had been a serious asshole. I wouldn’t be losing any sleep over his death anytime soon.
Still trying to wrap my brain around both her apology and assumption that I was about to win anything other than a one-way trip to the Draculas in chains, I numbly replied, “That’s all right, Gan. Um, thank you for the assist and for saving my friends.”
I was treading carefully. For all I knew, Gan was seconds away from launching herself at Sheila. If that happened, all my efforts to save her might still be for naught. I couldn’t allow that. I dropped my eyes to the ground and spied Sally’s discarded gun. If Gan decided she was going to tangle with us, my best bet would be a little fifty-caliber dissuasion.
“Yes,” Gan replied, stepping toward Sheila, who stood with her sword at the ready. “I remembered what you told me from before about your friendship with the human.” She indicated Ed. “I still find it a curious custom, but I shall respect your wishes.”
“I’m sure Ed appreciates that,” I replied, watching her walk toward the group. As she stepped away, I slowly bent and grabbed the weapon. Hopefully the safety was off ... oh, who was I kidding? It was Sally’s gun. I doubted it even had a safety.
I stood up, the heavy gun in my right hand, and followed after Gan. If she tried anything I’d, well ... probably miss badly. I was a suck shot, but it was better than nothing. I was still too tapped out to fight, especially against a three-century old hellion.
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