“Your clothes are filthy. Take them off,” the soldier insisted.
Malden did as he was told. He did not wish to be taken back to the Hieromagus to have his other leg withered. When he stood naked in the chill room, the elfin servant poured water over his head until he sputtered and cried out.
Then he was dried with towels-the elfin servant did a brisk but thorough job of it-and wrapped in a white robe. The fabric was not silk, but something like it. It felt like a very thick cobweb. He was given slippers of the same material and then told to move on again.
Strange torture, this, he thought.
Unless he wasn’t the one being tortured. Perhaps they had taken him away-so they could have Cythera alone, and defenseless.
He did not like that thought at all.
They headed next down a tunnel of the sort he’d seen before, crudely carved with an uneven ceiling. It was next to impossible to cross the equally uneven floor with one leg hobbled, but he made a point of not complaining, and the soldier didn’t shout at him to hurry. The tunnel wound back on itself, always rising higher, until it became a flight of stairs hewed through the rock. Malden mounted these steps one at a time, having to lift his cursed leg very carefully onto each riser.
At the top was a door. Elf guards stood on either side. One of them rapped sharply on the door with his knuckles, then threw it open and gestured for Malden to go in. None of the soldiers followed him across the threshold. The door was shut quietly behind him.
The room beyond the door was all of carved wood (or carved woodlike fungus, he supposed), graceful in its paneling and in the lacy rafters that held up its ceiling. The furniture had been polished until it gleamed, and was so carefully matched it seemed each piece was not placed upon the floor, but had grown, naturally, from it. The far wall of the room was a curtain of flowing water that gently plashed into a runnel carved into the floor.
A table near him held sweetmeats that looked suspiciously like honeyed mushrooms, but dyed all the colors of fresh fruit. Crystal flagons full of what Malden sincerely hoped was red wine stood on a sideboard at the far side of the door. He began to salivate just looking at the spread of hot loaves and wheels of cheese on a third table just before him.
“Her nibs thought you might be hungry. I imagine she was fucking right-I know I was when they brought me here. She didn’t know what humans like to eat, so she just had them bring everything.”
Malden’s eyes went wide. Despite the pain, he ran to a divan over by the wall-length waterfall and dropped to his knees as he grabbed Slag’s hands.
The dwarf smiled wickedly at him. Slag had been dressed in a silken robe much like Malden’s, though the dwarf’s was embroidered with an interweaving pattern of gold thread.
“But how?” Malden asked. “When they took you, I thought it was to torture you to death!”
“So did I, lad.” Slag picked at a golden thread in his robe. “Then they brought me before the Hieromagus. He made me swear I wouldn’t run away. I swore on all kinds of gods that Sir Croy wouldn’t run away, and the weirdest fucking thing happened-he bought my line. Said he knew, that he had seen the future, and that Sir Croy didn’t run.” Slag shook his head. “Crazy bugger. Then he sent me here. I had no idea why. I’m still not so clear on it. I think I’m supposed to be a pet for-” He struggled to sit up on the divan and then peered over its back. “She’s coming. Lad-whatever you hear me say, just play along, or we’re fucked. Do you get my meaning?”
“I think so,” Malden whispered back.
Slag’s face changed then. The grin disappeared from his lips and his countenance grew harsh. “Boy!” he shouted. “Stop simpering and see to my shoes.” Slag waved impatiently at a pair of ornate slippers tucked under the divan.
Malden was deeply confused, but he knew a scam when he saw one. He picked up the shoes and polished them with the sleeve of his robe.
Behind the divan, the waterfall parted, just like cloth curtains being drawn back. And then the queen of the elves walked into the room.
Chapter Seventy-seven
Every elf Malden had seen was beautiful-their graceful, exotic features, perfect clean skin, and shining hair mocked his own human looks. But if they stood beside their queen, even the elfin lords and ladies resembled a herd of warthogs.
She had the delicacy of aspect of the shadows moonlit leaves make on the surface of a tranquil pool. She had copper-colored hair that fell across her shoulders in perfect ringlets, hair held back only by the spun-silver filigree of her crown. She had eyes the color of the last day of winter, lips the soft red of the interior surface of a rose petal.
She wore a long yellow gown with tight sleeves that trailed on the floor. The garment was a rag on a woman like this. Malden could see it must have been quite elegant once-perhaps eight hundred years ago. Unlike the robes he and Slag wore, it was made of true silk. The cuff of one sleeve looked as if it had been nibbled at by mice, and round blotches of mold, in black and white, decorated its hem.
Behind her the waterfall closed again, hiding whatever lay beyond.
“You must be Sir Croy’s squire,” she said. Her voice was clear and musical. “Your name is Malton?”
“Yes,” the thief told her.
Slag slapped him across one ear. Not hard enough to hurt, but it must have looked like a nasty blow, so he ducked his head and raised his hands as if to ward off another strike.
“Yes, your highness,” Malden said, and bowed his head.
“Rise, please, and be welcome to my apartments. I fear Sir Croy has been quite at odds and ends without your services. If you ease a trifle of his cares, I shall be very glad for your company, and will find you a proper reward.”
“I’ll try to do that. Ease his cares. Sir Croy’s cares,” Malden said.
“I’ve grown very fond of your master,” she said, and came over to the divan. She reached down and tousled Slag’s hair, then walked over toward the sideboard to pour herself a goblet of wine.
When her back was turned, Malden shot a questioning glance at Slag.
The dwarf could only shrug in return.
The queen turned back to face them. Slag frowned and stared up at the ceiling.
“Your highness-” Malden began.
“You must call me Aethil,” she told him. “As we are all friends in this room.”
“Thank you, Aethil,” Malden said. “I wonder if I might trouble you for that reward in advance, perhaps-”
“Friends!” Slag moaned. “Friends, she says. For fie!”
Aethil’s face fell and she rushed over to the divan to kneel next to him. “Don’t say that, Sir Croy!”
“She calls us friends. Yet when I ask her for a simple favor, she refuses me. It’s like she doesn’t care for me at all. Isn’t it, squire?”
Malden held his tongue.
“I said, lass, and I thought I made this fucking clear, that I require both my servants if I’m to be imprisoned in this cramped cell.” Slag pulled away as she tried to stroke his face. “My squire, and my shieldmaiden.”
Malden saw instantly what he was driving at. “Yes, of course, you can’t possibly be expected to be at peace without Cythera here to-to-bear your shield,” he said.
The dwarf scowled at him. “Quiet, boy,” Slag said, and made to slap him again. Perhaps he saw the steel in Malden’s eye because he did not complete the blow.
“But, Sir Croy,” Aethil protested, “it was so hard getting them to release just Malton to my custody. And you don’t even have a shield here. And you certainly don’t need one to protect yourself from… me.”
“She has other duties,” Malden said. “The shieldmaiden. Vital duties. Really, she must be brought here, to live with us.”
“She must be brought here at once,” Slag insisted.
Aethil pouted. “I’ll do my best.”
“Milady,” Malden said, and before Slag could slap him, corrected himself, “your highness. Aethil. You are the queen here. Could you not simply command it a
nd have it done? Cythera could be brought here on the moment.”
“It’s not that easy,” Aethil sighed. “I am the queen, yes, and in theory I’m quite powerful. At least, I am among the working classes. The warriors and the nobility tend to see me as a figurehead, though, and give the Hieromagus and his council of lords all authority.”
“Oh, for fie! They’ve foisted me off on a creature of convenience. A fucking puppet,” Slag said. “How I deplore this.”
Aethil’s eyes went wide and she rushed to the door. “Don’t fret, Sir Croy! You know I can’t stand it when you fret!”
“Without my shieldmaiden I feel as if I can’t so much as get up off this couch. You do understand, Aethil? Don’t you?” Slag said. “How hard it can be to get through the day without a little help.”
Malden thought the dwarf was pushing it too far, and that at any moment the elf queen would roll her eyes and tell Slag to find a way, somehow, to make do with only one servant. But she didn’t. “There are political necessities,” she said, in that tone people use when they’ve already been convinced, when they are going to give you what you ask for but they want you to feel sorry for what it’s going to cost them. “The lords won’t like it, having so many humans around me, but…”
“But?” Slag asked.
“I hate to deny you anything,” Aethil said. And then she pouted.
Malden had to remind himself that this was the queen of an ancient race of evil warriors who tortured men for sport and had nearly driven his ancestors off the continent.
“Will you make me beg?” Slag asked, his tone hard.
“Let me see what I can do.” She pulled the door open and hurried out.
The instant she was gone, Malden turned and glared at the dwarf.
“What did you do?” he demanded.
“Nothing, lad! It was all her fucking notion. She’s as mad as that poncing wizard-priest thing in the black bedsheet. She knows absolutely nothing about humans, except what she read in some epoch-old storybook. Piece of bloody fiction, all about valiant knights slaying dragons and winning the hearts of lovely bits of tail like her. When she heard there was a knight in her arse-smelling dungeon, she just knew she had to have it for a pet. So she summoned Sir Croy.”
“And she got you instead.”
“I’ll admit, I expected a certain level of disillusionment,” Slag said, almost grinning. He seemed to find the situation as bizarre as Malden did. “I thought she would just send me back, as deficient to specification. I mean, clearly I’m not a storybook knight with a rearing charger and a six foot bloody lance. But the look in her eyes, lad.” Slag shook his head. “You’d think I was some piece of delectable man-meat wrapped up in too-tight hose and a ripped tunic. I feared for my virtue, I did!”
“Your… virtue.”
Slag lifted his hands in confusion. “Son, you have never known real fear till you’ve seen a woman half again as tall as you are rushing forward to embrace you and smother you in kisses.”
“It sounds just terrible,” Malden agreed.
“I didn’t know she was going to fall in love with me. It just happened!”
“She fell… in love… with a dwarf,” Malden said.
“Shh! A very short human, remember! And a fucking knight of fucking blasted, misbegotten Skrae. You bloody well better remember!”
Before Malden could reply, the door opened again, and Aethil stepped through, beaming.
Chapter Seventy-eight
Balint had led them to a great communal kitchen on the sixth level, a room full of long low stone tables and endless rows of sealed pantry closets. These proved to be full of nothing but dust when they were opened. They were too small to hide an armored man, so Morget and Croy ducked behind stoves big enough to be the furnaces of great smithies and waited in the dark.
They had heard an elfin war party coming long before they saw them. The elves made no attempt to be quiet. Their bronze armor jangled and rang as they moved, marching in double time. Croy had no doubt they had orders to butcher any human they came across. Already, it seemed, the elves knew that he and Morget were haunting the Vincularium, killing every living thing they found.
This was the biggest company of elves they’d discovered so far. At first the elves had sent only pairs of soldiers after them, then pairs of soldiers accompanied by small demons. When that proved not enough to bring down the human invaders, the patrols had been doubled in size, and doubled again.
Now they were moving en masse. They were definitely getting the message. Croy smiled hungrily in his hiding place. Good, he thought. Let them know their doom was coming. It made revenge all the sweeter.
In the dark they only saw the elves as they crossed the kitchen, and then only by a few stray beams of red light from a lamp hung in the vaulted ceiling overhead. It was enough for Croy to see that the elves were wary and prepared. Their bronze armor had been browned by time, but the swords in their hands were keen and bright as gold. With them they had a demon perhaps ten feet across, which rippled along the floor as flat as an animate carpet. The staring faces under its skin lifted now and again to peer into a shadow or the cobwebbed interior of an oven.
Croy knew well the military posture, the perfect formations of these elves. He had fought in his share of battles. He knew what well-trained troops looked like. He’d watched common soldiers drilled by serjeants, grizzled men who forced their charges through endless repetitions of the same basic, time-honored tactics until they could march in lockstep and turn with an infantry square in their sleep.
So he knew how they would approach, and how they would react when they first made contact with their enemy. And he knew the precise moment-the moment of maximal surprise-to step out of hiding, and bring Ghostcutter down on the exposed neck of an elfin soldier. Blood spurted in the dark, wetting Croy’s face. He did not blink.
Well over to his right, on the far side of the formation, Morget leapt up with a roar. His axe swept left, Dawnbringer cut right, the blade flaring with light. Two elves were decapitated before they’d even had time to know something was wrong.
Like good soldiers, the elves did not waste time shouting among themselves in surprise or demanding orders from their captain. They broke ranks flawlessly, spreading out so they could swing their weapons without striking each other. Those too far from Croy or Morget to attack immediately moved quickly, trying to get behind one of the humans or at least flank them.
Ghostcutter rang on a bronze shield, denting its boss. Croy danced backward, drawing his opponent, trying to force the elves to clump up again. He parried a bronze sword that came in from his right, then whirled around for a riposte, sinking his point deep in the throat of an elf.
Another sword came in low, trying to get under his guard. Croy jumped over the blade, pulling his feet up high. Before the attacker could recover and catch him on the backswing, he grabbed the elf’s arm with his free hand and pulled, hard. The elf screamed as he clattered to the floor, striking the flagstones face-first. Before he could even roll over, Croy stomped on his back with one boot.
Then he tossed Ghostcutter in the air, caught it in a reverse grip, and stabbed downward into his fallen enemy’s spine with a thunderous blow.
An honorless attack. The kind of attack a noble knight should not countenance. Croy had never struck such a cheap blow in his life before.
Of course, he’d never fought to avenge his lady love before either.
His face was a mask of iron hatred as he pulled his sword free and faced another attacker. An elf came running toward him, sword held low and point-on. The soldier gripped his blade around the ricasso to add stability to the lunge, which would run Croy through if he couldn’t knock it away.
Before the running elf could take another step, though, Morget’s axe slammed through the armor protecting his side. It bit deep and true, cleaving through bone and muscle and into the vitals beneath. The bronze sword jumped out of the dying elf’s hands. The weapon spun in the air, flashing, before i
t fell to clash and clatter on the flagstones.
Morget boomed with laughter, and lifted the elf into the air, still stuck on his axe. As the rest of the company swept forward, the barbarian flicked the axe toward them and their companion’s body flew through the air to smash against their shields.
“Now?” Croy asked. Fury was a cold blue flame in his heart. He was ready to take on the rest, and the demon, single-handed.
But that wasn’t the plan.
“Now,” Morget agreed.
The two of them brandished their weapons in the direction of the remaining elves. They gave their best war cries-Morget’s was far more intimidating than Croy’s, but he strained his throat with it.
“More flesh for Mother Death!”
“For the Lady, and for Cythera!”
Then they both turned hard on their heels and ran for the darkness at the back of the kitchen.
The elves came screaming after them, the demon racing along the floor in the midst of them. Croy’s knees flashed in the air as he dashed toward a wide open space in the floor ahead, then wheeled to one side at the last moment. Morget executed a similar maneuver.
The elves came on, their course as straight as an arrow’s flight.
Enraged, perhaps terrified, desperate to catch the humans, they paid no heed to the horse blanket spread across the floor in the middle of the kitchen.
The blanket that had been pulled taut over a vast open fire pit.
Elves and demon alike fell with a terrible rattling din into the pit, arms flying, swords jumping out of hands. Those who landed atop the demon screamed and tried to scurry off its back as it thrashed in blind panic, the faces under its skin stretching outward open-mouthed and wide-eyed. Wherever it touched their bare skin, its corrosive touch scorched and seared, and the elves screamed.
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