by J. A. Jance
"You really do own a piece of this place, don't you! I thought the other night you were just bullshitting that creep from Texas." Unceremoniously, she shoved a brown paper bag in my direction. "I brought dinner," she said.
I didn't have the heart to tell her I'd already eaten. Besides, it seemed like a long time ago, hours I think.
"Thank you," I said. "How about a drink?"
"Thought you'd never ask," she replied.
"What do you like?"
"What have you got?"
"MacNaughton's," I answered.
"That'll do." With that she marched into my apartment and took over. She went straight to the kitchen, found two plates, and laid out two gigantic, pork chop sandwiches with their fat sesame-seed-dotted buns, one for her and one for me.
"Quite a place you have here," she commented over her shoulder as she prowled through my cupboards searching for glasses. I brought the MacNaughton's into the kitchen from the bar and set it on the counter.
"It'll do," I said.
She grinned at that. "You think you're cute, don't you."
"Hardly," I told her. "It's tough for cops to be cute. It goes against the image."
Darlene laughed aloud and handed me my drink. As she did so, her fingers brushed against mine in a way that couldn't have been accidental. I took a trial sip. MacNaughton's and water, just the way I like it—heavy on the booze, light on the water.
"Actually," she said, "that's really why I came here to talk to you."
I was still thinking about her fingers. My face must have been totally blank as I tried to sort out what she was really saying.
"Your job," she said, looking at me over the rim of the glass as she sipped her own drink.
"You are that Detective Beaumont, aren't you? The one who works for homicide? How can a cop afford to live in a place like this?"
Before I could answer she did an abrupt change of subject that left me standing with one foot in the air. "Can these plates go in the microwave? The sandwiches should probably be zapped for thirty seconds or so."
"Sure," I said.
I stood there stupidly, holding my drink, while she keyed in the microwave instructions. "Nice layout," she said. "A real slick layout."
The way she said it, she could have been talking about the kitchen, but I don't believe that's what she meant. There was another whole level to Darlene Girvan's conversation, one that had nothing to do with kitchens—or pork chop sandwiches either, for that matter. When the sandwiches came out of the microwave, she carried them to the table while I trailed along behind, carrying the drinks.
"You said you wanted to talk to me about homicide?" I asked after we were seated.
She took a bite out of her sandwich and nodded. "Sure," she said. "Henry told me you wanted to talk to me."
"Henry?"
She shook her head impatiently, making me feel like a first-class dummy. "Henry Calloway, the manager at Cedar Heights. That's where I live."
"Oh, him," I said. "So we're neighbors."
"That's right. Come on over and borrow a cup of sugar anytime."
If we were going to play double entendre, I was definitely out of my league. I went searching for solid ground.
"I don't remember seeing you when we went through the building."
"I work at night and sleep during the day. I'd have killed Calloway if he'd let you guys wake me up early."
"But he told you I wanted to talk to you?"
She nodded. "That's right. He said you wanted to talk to anyone who might have seen something out of the ordinary on Saturday afternoon. Here I am."
"I gave him my phone number at the department. How'd you find me here?"
She grinned. "Easy. When he told me your name, I remembered it from the other night. I wondered if maybe you two were related or something. I tried calling the department, but you weren't in. Then I tried looking you up in the phone book. You weren't listed. Nobody named Beaumont was. That's what made me figure you really were a cop. I mean, cops don't usually put their phone numbers out there in front of God and everybody. Maybe I should give up tending bar and become a detective. What do you think?"
"We'll take it under advisement," I said.
"So that's when I came over here looking for you," she continued. "I tried first this afternoon right after I woke up, but you weren't home."
"Tried what?"
"I came over here to talk to you. I called on the phone from downstairs, but you weren't home. When the answering machine came on, I hung up. I don't talk to answering machines. I hate answering machines. They piss me off."
"Wait a minute," I said, trying to pull the threads of her story into some understandable, cohesive whole. "Start over again from the beginning. Why did Calloway tell you to get in touch with me?"
"Because I asked him when he was going to get off his ass and post speed-limit signs in the parking garage like he's supposed to."
Maybe that answered my question for her, but it didn't help me at all.
"I don't understand what speed-limit signs and Henry Calloway have to do with me."
"Because he almost ran me down, goddammit."
"Who did?"
"Some little asshole wearing a brown hat almost ran me down in the parking garage about one-thirty Saturday afternoon. I mean, I almost died. I was carrying two bags of groceries. You know, bread and eggs and cigarettes, and I dropped one of the bags trying to get out of the way. Broke most of the eggs. Bruised my hip, too. Want me to show you?"
"No thanks. Later maybe."
I could feel the quick catch of excitement in my throat. It was the right time. And the Cedar Heights garage was the right place. "Go on," I urged.
"Anyway, he must have opened the garage door from the second or third level, because it was already open when he came around the corner. He didn't have to wait for it. Otherwise, I'd have caught up with that sucker, dragged him out of his fancy little car, and beaten the holy crap out of him."
"What kind of car?" I asked.
She shrugged. "Beats me. Some kind of foreign job. Not cheap, I don't think, but I can't say for sure. We never had any of those in Butte, Montana, when I was growing up, I can tell you that. I know Fords from Chevys from Buicks, but I can't tell one foreign car from another. Can you?"
"Sometimes," I said. "Did you get the license number?"
"Only the first three letters. KRE something.
That's all I could see. He knocked me flat on my ass."
"Three letters. Did you get any of the numbers?"
"Goddammit, I was sitting there on a pile of broken eggs, and you think I should have gotten the whole fucking license number? What do you think I am? You ready for another drink?"
Darlene got up abruptly and went to the kitchen, taking both our glasses with her. While she was gone, I managed to marshal my thoughts into some kind of reasonable order. I had asked Henry Calloway to report anything unusual. A hit-and-run in a private, secured garage right around the time of the murder was most unusual indeed. Calloway had been right-on-the-money to send Darlene Girvan in my direction.
"Did you recognize the car? Does it belong to one of the residents of the building, then?" I asked as she came back to the table.
"I wasn't on the residential side," she said. "What made you think I was there?"
"You live there, don't you? As I understand it, the residential parking lot is under the residential tower."
"I do live there, but we have an extra car. There aren't enough parking places in the residential garage, so we lease an extra space on the commercial side."
"Tell me exactly what happened," I said.
"I went up the hill to the store. When I came back, I stopped on P-l, the first level, to unload the stuff into a cart. It was Saturday afternoon. I figured I was probably the only person in the place, so I stopped right beside the elevator door.
"All of a sudden, I hear a crash and then this car comes screaming up from downstairs like a bat out of hell. I mean, he was movi
ng! I heard him coming from down below, his tires were squealing like mad. I tried to get out of the way, but as he came around the corner, he skidded. He was coming so fast, I thought he was going to hit me or the wall. I had to jump straight up to get out of his way."
"You say it was a man wearing a hat?"
She nodded. "It's not very well lit in the garage on weekends, but it looked to me like maybe a state patrol hat."
"Are there any state patrol officers living or working in your building?"
Darlene shook her head. "Henry doesn't know of any. I already asked. So anyway, I figured, since whoever it was had a garage door opener, I'd be able to go down to the garage this week and find the car. I was going to leave a nasty note for the son of a bitch. But the car never showed up. I didn't think that much about it until today when I talked to Henry. He said maybe it had something to do with the murder."
"He could very well be right," I said. "You're sure you only remember the first three letters of the license number. KRE. Was it a Washington license?"
"I'm sure of that. Not one of the new ones. An old one, green and white."
"And the car. Can you remember anything at all about it?"
"It was dark colored. Maybe black or navy blue. I couldn't be sure. And like I told you, it was foreign. I prefer American cars myself."
"Was there anything at all distinctive about the car, anything that would help you identify it if you saw it again?"
"The back bumper looked like hell. He must have put it in the wrong gear when he took it out of park and smashed into the wall. That's all I saw."
"Can you remember anything about the man who was driving?"
"He wore glasses. I remember they caught the light as he came around the corner. That's it."
There was a short silence. I was trying to decide if there were any other questions I should ask. It was hard to concentrate, however. Darlene Girvan was looking at me speculatively.
"Henry's right, isn't he? The car does have something to do with the murder."
"Possibly," I answered. "And you can bet I'm going to get busy and check it out the first thing in the morning."
"What are you going to do between now and then?" she asked.
Instantly we were back into one of Darlene Girvan's multilayered conversations, and I was losing ground.
"Sleep," I said. "I'm going to sleep. I've had a hell of a day. As a matter of fact, I've had a hell of a week."
"And will you be sleeping by yourself?"
I still don't know quite how to navigate the shoals in this modern, Women's Lib world where women are free to ask for what they want. It catches me off guard whenever it happens.
"For the time being," I said.
"You're not interested?" she asked.
"I never said I wasn't interested. Wary's more like it. Once burned, twice shy."
"You've been burned?"
"On occasion."
"So I wasted my pork chop sandwich?"
"I wouldn't say wasted," I told her. "You've certainly got my attention."
She set her glass down in the middle of her plate. "I'm in the market for more than attention," she said, getting up. She took both our plates to the kitchen and put them in the sink.
"I'd better be going, then," she said. "They'll be looking for me." She walked to the door and paused there, with her hand on the knob.
"I don't seem to handle rejection very well," she said thoughtfully. "I'm not used to being turned down."
I'm sure she wasn't used to it. I wasn't used to doing it, either. I didn't want to hurt her feelings. "Don't worry about it," I told her. "I'm just basically shy when it comes to women."
"Not gay?"
"Definitely not gay. Shy," I repeated.
"So this isn't a permanent turndown?"
"No."
"Oh," she said. "Well, in that case, you know where to find me in case you get over it." She left then, quickly, closing the door behind her.
More stupid than shy, I thought, standing there in the entryway, staring at the closed door.
A hell of a lot more stupid.
CHAPTER 19
I didn't sleep. I spent the whole night, tossing and turning. I remembered when, over spring break, I had dragged Karen home from school to meet my mother. Karen had been from San Diego. My mother's comment was that I should look in my own backyard, try for the girl next door.
With our high rises just up the street from each other, Darlene Girvan was literally the girl next door, but hardly the kind my mother would have had in mind. She was bright, assertive, interesting, and available. So why the hell had I turned down her offer? What was the matter with me? Was I really getting that old? Or was I just plain old-fashioned?
I spent a long time chewing on the possibilities. I didn't much care for any of the answers that bubbled to the surface. Before I left the subject alone, however, I finally made one decision—that I'd spend some time hanging around Darlene's bar doing some in-depth research to see what, if anything, might come up-Having disposed of the personal as best I could, I turned to the other part of the problem—Darlene Girvan's hit-and-run driver and what implications her story might hold for Dr. Frederick Nielsen's murder investigation.
Garage doors are implacable. You can't argue your way through one. They simply will not open for people without properly keyed openers. So whoever had almost run down Darlene Girvan had to be someone who belonged in Cedar Heights, someone who had a legitimate reason for being there, someone who had access to a garage door opener.
That boiled down to exactly two possibilities. Either the driver of the foreign car had something to do with Dr. Nielsen's murder or he didn't. That's my job, figuring out which is which.
I spent the rest of the night working the problem, but no answers were forthcoming. It was almost four in the morning the last time I rolled over and looked at the clock.
The phone rang at seven. "Rise and shine," Peters ordered cheerfully.
"Couldn't you let me sleep late for once?" I grumbled.
Peters was undeterred. "Nope, I called to ask for some advice."
"What kind of advice?"
"Romantic."
"Jesus Christ! What now?"
"I'm going to pop the question."
"To Amy?"
"Who else, asshole?"
"So why do you need advice from me?"
"I'm going to ask her tomorrow night, and I want to do it right. Where should I take her? Is there any place right around there close? If she says yes, I want to be able to come over and tell the girls, so they can feel like they're part of it."
Fortunately I had a ready answer to his question. "There's a place at First and Cedar," I said. "Girvan's. I was in there just the other night. They have a nice dining room overlooking the harbor."
"Candles?" Peters asked. "Atmosphere?"
"Affirmative," I answered.
"Good food?"
"I haven't had that much of it," I told him, "but what I had was good."
"What about wheelchair access?" he asked. "I can get a cab with a lift, but are there any stairs?"
"No stairs at all. There's an elevator. The restaurant's up on the fifth floor. Remember? We were there once on the bum-bashing case."
I could almost hear Peters nodding into the phone. "That's right. Now I remember. It was a nice place."
"It still is," I told him. "And I happen to know the owner. Want me to make a reservation for you?"
"Thanks, Beau. That would help. I want it to be a surprise, but that's not easy when Amy pops in and out of my room without any warning. So far I've managed to smuggle the ring in without her seeing it, but I don't want her to catch me calling a restaurant."
"What time?"
"Make it early, seven-thirty or so. The doctor says he'll give me a pass, but not to stay out too late."
"I'll take care of it," I said. "And by the way, congratulations. Amy's terrific."
"I think so, too," he said.
On that bright note
, I got up and took a long, hot shower. By the time I'd chased the shower with a couple of cups of coffee, I was beginning to feel halfway human. After I was dressed and had put on my .38, I reached out to scoop my change off the dresser.
That was when I noticed Dorothy Nielsen's hospital identification bracelet. I had put it in my pocket the day before when I clipped it off her arm, then I had forgotten all about it. Completely. I hadn't even noticed it when I emptied it out of my pocket along with my usual fistful of change and miscellaneous crap.