by Nina Lane
Kelsey shoots me one of her “don’t-fuck-with-me” looks. I respond with a smile because she knows I would never seriously fuck with her. I’m not stupid.
“Hey.” She sits back and frowns. “Really. You look under the weather.”
“The fact that you just made a weather joke cheers me up immensely.”
“You know, Liv, you don’t have to find the perfect career right away,” she says. “Give it a little time, you know? Weren’t you a library sciences major in college?”
“Yeah. I worked at the art library at the UW for a while, but then Dean and I got married and moved to L.A. I just worked part-time retail when he had the Getty fellowship. And the libraries at King’s haven’t had any openings since we moved here.” I poke at my salad. “I did see an ad this morning for an exotic entertainer position.”
Kelsey snorts. “Missionary or doggy?”
I choke on a gulp of water and laugh. “Probably both.”
“I’m sure your husband would provide you with great references.”
I swat her with my napkin, then admit, “Well, that’s true.”
Kelsey grins, and we turn our attention to the arrival of our entrees. She slathers butter on a roll and says, “So, Liv, can I steal Dean on Saturday the twenty-fifth? I wouldn’t ask if it weren’t an emergency.”
“Sure. What’s up?”
“There’s a faculty banquet for some old fart who’s retiring.” She stabs a green bean with her fork. “I wouldn’t normally go, but I’m trying to get funding for a modeling program, and I need to pretend I’m a team player.”
“By eating dry beef medallions?”
“By showing up. At least if Dean’s there, I won’t have to make too much small talk. I hate small talk.” She shakes her head at the indignity of it all. “You guys have any plans this weekend?”
“Going to the movies Friday night. Otherwise, nothing.”
I steer the conversation to her latest project, then we ramble about novels we’ve read and what movies look good, and what we’re planning for the rest of the summer.
After we part ways, I walk through downtown toward Emerald Street, enjoying the breeze rustling in from the water. I stop and get an iced cappuccino to go from one of the coffeehouses.
Even though I’ve been at loose ends since we moved to Mirror Lake, I’m glad this is where Dean and I have ended up. It’s a medium-sized, Midwestern town with a crystalline lake surrounded by mountains. In winter, the lake freezes, snow and ice fall, and the college kids keep the town busy. In summer, tourists descend on Mirror Lake to swim, hike, kayak, canoe, and camp.
There’s a theater festival in the spring, numerous farmer’s markets and art fairs. It’s a town with good energy and plenty to do—a pretty little egg tucked away in a nest of mountains.
I stop in front of a shop squeezed between a fabric store and a yoga studio. A crooked wooden sign above the door announces The Happy Booker in flowing pink script and is embellished with a picture of a voluptuous, leggy blonde holding a stack of books. A bell rings as I enter.
Dusty silence greets me. Shelves line the walls, cluttered with books, and cardboard signs announcing new releases dangle from the ceiling. The front tables are stacked with book displays, and a magazine rack sits near the cash register. A vinyl runner made to resemble yellow bricks snakes toward the back of the store.
“Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!” A gnarled, scary tree leaps out suddenly from behind a bookshelf, wielding spiky, leaf-covered branches.
I shriek and drop my coffee.
“Oh, shit.” The tree lowers its branches and stares at me from behind large purple glasses. “Sorry about that.”
“No, it’s my fault.” My heart pounding, I grab some tissues from my satchel and kneel down to sop up the mess. “Shouldn’t have brought coffee into a bookstore.”
The tree waddles over to the front counter and pokes out a hand, then returns with a roll of paper towels. “You’re not here for the Wizard Party, are you?”
“Uh, no.” I glance up and encounter a round, pink face peering at me from a knothole in the trunk. Red foam apples dangle from her branches.
She extends the paper towels. “I can’t kneel in this thing, or I’d help you.”
“No problem.” I soak up the coffee as best I can, then pick up the cup and lid. “Where can I…”
The tree waves a branch. An apple plops to the floor. “Behind the register.”
“I’ll pay for the cleaning.” I toss the cup away and wipe my hands. “So… Wizard Party?”
“Yeah.” She looks at the clock and sighs, her leaves drooping. “I started advertising, like, last month. Told kids to come dressed as their favorite character from The Wizard of Oz. We were going to read a couple of stories, play games, have some treats. You know, a party.”
“Sounds great.”
“It would’ve been, if anyone had shown up.” She shoves the knothole away from her forehead. She looks so dejected that I can’t help feeling sorry for her.
“When’s it supposed to start?” I ask.
“It was supposed to start an hour ago. I thought maybe there’d been a misprint on the flyer, but no.” She flaps her branches toward the window. “Two o’clock on Thursday, it says. Hey, could you help me out of this thing? I’ve been in it for over two hours, and I’m about to have heat stroke.”
“Sure.”
We maneuver around a little while trying to figure out the best method of liberating her from the trunk. Finally she bends forward as far as she can, sticking her branches out. I grab hold of them and pull. A few yanks, a few more curses, both of us pull in opposite directions, and then she pops out like a cork from a bottle.
“Dang.” She pushes a mess of damp curls back. “Now I know what a sausage feels like.”
I grin and put the costume on a chair. “You’re the owner?”
She nods and sticks out a hand. “Allie Lyons.”
“I’m Olivia West.” I shake her hand. “Everyone calls me Liv.”
“Welcome to the Happy Booker, Liv.” She takes a water bottle from behind the counter and downs a few gulps. She’s cute and petite with floppy red hair and green eyes behind her purple-framed glasses.
“Sorry no one came to your party,” I say.
“Yeah, well, I should be used to it by now. No one came to the Winnie-the-Pooh party either, and I had a real beekeeper here with real bees.” She shrugs. “Do you like The Wizard of Oz?”
“Not really. The flying monkeys scare the crap out of me.”
She chuckles. “Me too. Want to come to the party anyway? I have cupcakes.”
“I love cupcakes.”
“Come on in, then. Stay on the yellow brick road.”
I follow her on the vinyl runner to the children’s section at the back of the store. She’s got little round tables all set up with matching chairs, a “yellow brick” rug in front of a rocking chair, and another table covered with plates of food.
“Help yourself.” She nods toward the food. “Or I’ll have to donate it… somewhere.”
I take a plate and pile it with a rainbow cupcake, a cookie shaped like a hot-air balloon, and a frosted cake-pop glittering with red sprinkles. To complete this sugar buffet, Allie pours me a cup of lime-green punch.
“Have a seat.” She gestures to one of the tables.
“Why’d you decide to be a tree?” I ask, adjusting my rear on the diminutive chair.
“From the Forest of Fighting Trees.” Allie sits across from me with another plate. “You know, the apple trees that get mad when Dorothy picks their fruit?”
“Sure, but why a tree?” I peel the paper away from the cupcake. “Why weren’t you Dorothy or the witch?”
“Oh, I wanted to save those for the kids, so I picked a costume that was less o
bvious. I figured we’d have a dozen Dorothys and witches running around.”
“Did you advertise over at the library?” I ask. “I volunteer there once a week. They’ve always got kids’ programs going on.”
“Yeah, but I think that’s the problem. Everyone goes there instead of coming here. I even spent three afternoons last week down by the lake wearing that stupid costume and handing out flyers.”
“Maybe no one realized you were supposed to be from The Wizard of Oz,” I suggest. “They might’ve thought you were advertising some freakish tree party.”
“Maybe.” Allie munches on a cookie. “So, anyway, sorry for bitching about it. What can I help you with? Are you looking for a book?”
Although I have concluded my chances of employment here are slim to none, I figure I have nothing to lose. “Actually, I’m looking for a job. I was wondering if you need any help.”
“Oh. Business is pretty slow, unfortunately.”
“I have a lot of retail experience. I could hold down the fort while you… advertise.”
“Not a bad idea.” Allie pops the last of the cookie into her mouth and gives me a considering look. “I have been thinking about staying open later on weekends. Try to catch some of the theater and restaurant foot traffic. If you’re looking to work random hours, plus weekends, for very little pay, then you’ve hit the jackpot.”
Hardly ideal, but I like Allie Lyons. I like her shabby shop and her scary apple-tree costume and the pink calligraphic sign that’s better suited for a questionable massage parlor than a bookstore.
“Great.” I push to my feet. “When can I start?”
“Heart, courage, home, or brains?”
“What?”
I hold out the plate of cookies that Allie insisted I take home. They’re rectangular sugar cookies frosted with the words Heart, Brains, Home, and Courage.
I dangle a Brains cookie in front of Dean. “I suppose I didn’t need to ask.”
He takes the cookie and bites into it. “Doesn’t this mean I don’t have brains?”
“Like I said, I didn’t need to ask.”
He gives me a swat on the rear, which then turns into a very nice caress. I nibble on a Courage cookie and settle in beside him on the sofa. He’s supposed to be watching a baseball game, but apparently the butt-pat got him thinking in another direction because he curves his hand around me to fondle my breast.
“Shouldn’t you be working?” I ask, shifting around so he can get a better hold on me. “Summer classes end next week.”
“Work’s all done. Give me a kiss, beauty.”
I turn my head and surrender to his warm, sugary mouth. Heat shoots across my skin. He tucks a hand underneath my shirt and flicks the clasp on my bra, then cups the weight of my breast in his palm.
“Oh, wait.” I’ve had the dates of the summer session in my head because I was hoping some jobs might open up if students leave town before the fall semester starts at the end of August. Now something occurs to me, and I ease away from Dean. “Hold on. I need to check…”
I head into the bedroom, pressing a hand to my stomach. As much as I’d like to start stripping naked right away, I don’t want to be unpleasantly surprised. I pull down my pants and underwear to check things out. Nothing. Good.
I head back to the living room, then stop. I turn into the kitchen and look at the calendar, do a quick calculation in my head.
My stomach flutters hard.
“Liv?”
“Coming.” Tension tightens my spine as I return to the living room. Dean’s sprawled on the sofa, looking entirely edible with his stubbly jaw and thick, wavy hair. His T-shirt has ridden up a couple of inches to expose the hard ridges of his stomach. His hand hovers over the button-fly of his jeans.
“Ready?” he asks.
“Um.”
He lowers his hand and pushes to sitting. “Um what?”
“I didn’t get my period.” I rub my palms on my thighs. “Or I… I haven’t gotten it, at any rate. Yet.”
Something flickers in his eyes, but I can’t read what it is.
“How late are you?” he asks.
“A week and a half.”
“That’s not much.”
“I’m pretty regular. I didn’t think of it with getting fired and starting the job search again, but when I realized the date…”
We look at each other. The silence is weighty.
“The condoms haven’t broken or anything,” I finally say.
“They don’t have to. And I’m not always wearing one when I come.”
“You’re not inside me then either.”
“I don’t necessarily have to be, if it’s close enough.” He stands, fastening the top button of his jeans. “I’ll run to the drugstore and get a pregnancy test.”
“Wouldn’t it be too soon to register?”
“Won’t hurt to take one.” He pulls on his shoes, grabs his keys, and heads out.
I press a hand to my stomach again. We’ve been careful about condom use. Even during my brief, nausea-inducing attempts to take the pill, Dean wore a condom when we had sex. I told him before we got married that I didn’t want to have children. He understood why and has never tried to convince me otherwise.
I pace to the window and stare down at the street. A group of teenagers passes by, laughing as they head down the path toward the lake. A couple with two kids goes into an ice-cream shop. An older man shuffles past, led by a leashed dog.
After about fifteen minutes, the door clicks open. Dean hands me a paper bag. I peer inside at the boxed pregnancy test.
“Says it can detect results six days after a missed period,” he says.
“Guess I should go take it, then.” I glance at him. Why is his expression so unreadable? “What if it’s positive?”
“Then we’ll talk.” He squeezes my shoulder, then tilts his head toward the bedroom. “Go ahead.”
I go into the bathroom and close the door. There are two tests inside the box. I take one out and put the box in the cabinet beneath the sink. My hands shake as I peel a plastic test stick from the foil wrapper and unfold the instructions.
It’s pretty straightforward, and because I’m so nervous I need to pee anyway. After I’m done, I cap the stick and put it on the counter.
Three minutes, the instructions say. I try not to look at the results window, but end up staring at it like it’s a crystal ball. A faint pink line appears. My heart thuds.
Two lines mean positive.
I keep staring. The single line darkens.
One line. Not two.
My heart is still pounding hard.
“Liv?”
I take a breath and crumple up the empty foil and instructions. After tossing them in the trash, I open the door. “Negative.”
Relief flashes across his face. “Good.”
Good?
I check the test again. Definitely one line. I throw it in the trash and dust off my hands. “Well, that was something, huh?”
I push past Dean, feeling his gaze on me as I go into the kitchen. I pull a frozen pizza from the freezer and turn on the oven.
“Hey.” Dean’s hand settles warm and heavy on the back of my neck. “You okay?”
“Fine.”
But I’m not entirely sure that I am, and I don’t understand why.
I take a long walk through town this morning. Dean’s usually the one up at dawn, but the morning after taking the pregnancy test, I wake before him. Can’t remember the last time that happened. I dress in sweatpants and tennis shoes, pulling on a fleece jacket as I head downstairs.
I’ve never gone for a walk when most of the town is still asleep, but I like the stillness, the reddish light of dawn skimming over the lake, the burgeoning chirp of bird
s. I also feel relatively safe, though I stick to the downtown area where lights shine in a few of the houses, bed-and-breakfasts, and bakeries.
I walk down Avalon, turning onto Emerald and Ruby Streets, and then back around the block to Avalon again. I increase my pace, enjoying the flex of my muscles, the brisk air filling my lungs.
Negative. That’s what I was hoping for, right?
I’ve never wanted kids. I’m not maternal. The shit-storm of my childhood was enough to put me off people in general, so it’s a wonder I’m even married.
I’m almost thirty years old, and in my entire life Dean has been the only man I’ve trusted with bone-deep certainty. He’s the only person I’ve ever really loved. We’ve built a life together—a lovely, normal, secure life.
I’m happy with just the two of us. I don’t want a baby.
I stop and look in the dimly lit window of a baby boutique shop. Cute, overpriced clothes, hats, puzzles, blankets, and a few things I can’t quite identify.
I remember a baby I once knew. I haven’t thought of her in years. Penny. Round face, long eyelashes, fuzzy tufts of blond hair. I was thirteen and took care of her on occasion when her mother had something to do.
Penny was almost a year old then. She must be sixteen now. Probably driving. I wonder if she’s had her first date, what her favorite subject is, if she plays sports or likes to read. I hope she’s happy.
I stare at a pink, knitted hat. The memory of Penny clouds over with images too black to be transparent. A cold, icy ball tightens in my throat.
“Liv!” The sound of Dean’s voice breaks the still dawn air.
I look up with a start. He’s hurrying toward me, his expression dark with concern. A strange fear grabs me suddenly. I run to meet him and fold myself against his strong, warm chest.
“Jesus, Liv.” He closes his arms tight around me. His breathing is hard against my ear. “I woke up and you were gone. Your cell was off.”
“I forgot to bring it.” I pull back to look at him. It takes me a second to process the fact that he was scared. “I went for a walk. What… where did you think I’d gone?”
“I didn’t know.” Dean lets out his breath and scrapes a hand through his damp, messy hair. “You’re never up before seven. I thought you were in the kitchen, but when I got out of the shower…”