Hexed Detective
M.V. Stott
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Hexed Detective
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
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1
Neil Stevenson was about to die.
It would not be a natural death but would be treated as such. Only Neil would know the strange truth of it; only Neil would know about the voice and what it made him do.
Many people thought Neil to be odd, his own wife among them. He would iron his socks, and sing lesser-known Billy Joel songs to break an awkward silence. Then there was his morning routine. He’d get up at the crack of dawn, whether it was baking with summer sun outside or freezing with winter cold, and out he’d go with a whistle on his lips and a towel in hand.
He’d walk the short distance from his house to the beach, putting on his swimming goggles as he did so, ready to wade into the sea.
‘A dip in the big blue,’ he’d say to anyone who’d listen, ‘twenty minutes splashing around in the sea and you’ll be astonished how it jump starts your mental faculties.’
It was one of the main reasons Neil had lived in Blackpool his whole life; that faded tourist trap on the North West coast of England that had, most agreed, seen far better days. Now the tourists were smaller in number and the crime rates were reaching record highs. Cars rusted as the salt air nibbled at them day after day, and people walked with their heads down as whip-crack winds struck out from across the water.
But the sea.
Being so close to that seemingly endless expanse of water.
It made Neil Stevenson’s heart sing.
Unfortunately, on this particular morning, it would also make his heart stop.
Neil took off his shoes and placed them on the sand, tucking his house keys into the toe of one of the loafers, then placing his towel on top. He breathed in forcefully through his nose, then did some vigorous squat thrusts, the half-wetsuit he was wearing squeaking each time he rose.
‘Right then,’ he said to himself, running his hands through his thick, black hair and striding towards the water.
The sea that met him was cold; it was always cold. Neil didn’t mind. The cold was the point of it all.
He was halfway to the buoy, which bobbed 100 metres from shore, when he first heard the voice.
‘Neil.’
At first he only half heard it. A whisper on the breeze; a sound he dismissed as the water sloshed past his ears and he felt his brain crackling to life.
‘Neil.’
I mean, it was absurd. There was no one within earshot, no one else mad enough to be in the sea that early on a weekday. So of course, no one could be speaking to him in such a soothing, deep voice.
‘You are Neil Stevenson.’
He heard it for sure that time. Four words, clear and true, that he could no longer ignore. He stopped, still some distance from the buoy, his target every morning for years. His legs slowly bicycled, arms washing snake-like, as he turned in a circle trying to find the source of the voice.
‘Hello?’ said Neil.
‘You are Neil Stevenson, your parents are Arthur and Judith Stevenson.’
There was something disquieting about the voice. Something other than it being disembodied and impossible. Something that made his skin crawl.
‘Who is that?’ Neil asked. ‘Where are you?’
‘Stop moving your legs, Neil.’
His legs ceased their kicking and he momentarily ducked below the water. He emerged, coughing and gasping seconds later. Why had he done that? He hadn’t meant to, his legs had just stopped.
‘Neil Stevenson.’
He was scared now. He turned back to the beach, kicking his legs out and driving forward, his little shoe and towel pile visible in the distance.
He would not make it that far.
‘Stop.’
He stopped swimming and began treading water again.
‘Please,’ Neil begged.
‘You are going to drown.’
‘Why?’
‘Because I say so.’
Neil tried to fight the voice, but he was a passenger in his own body. He thought about his wife as his limbs stopped kicking and he slipped below the water, lungs burning, brain screaming. Soon enough he gave in and opened his mouth, filling him with water, turning his body into an anchor. As he sank to the depths, Neil was sure he saw the ghost of something terrible beneath the water. A great dark shape, insubstantial, unreal, monstrous.
It smiled at him.
And then Neil died.
As she dressed that Tuesday morning, Detective Rita Hobbes had no idea she was about to take a tumble down the rabbit hole. That life as she knew it would soon slip away and be replaced by a hidden, dangerous world. A world that lived in the shadows and tip-toed behind the known; that skulked down secret streets and lurked within whispered rooms.
No, all Rita knew when she got up that morning was that she’d drank far too much the previous night, and now her head felt like the Incredible Hulk was using it as a stress toy.
‘Christ on a bike,’ she groaned as she surveyed her face in the mirror. Her eyes looked as though someone had used her face as a coffee table and left behind two dark rings. ‘Never again,’ she said, knowing there was every chance she’d break that vow before the day was done.
She didn’t have time for a shower. Instead, she sniffed at her dark red hair, then her armpits, and grimaced before grabbing a can of deodorant and spraying herself from head to toe. Having half-arsed her ablutions, she padded out of the bedroom in desperate need of about two gallons of water and a bacon sandwich.
Rita was thirty-one years of age and liked to pretend she was much happier in her thirties than she had been in her twenties. She’d lived in Blackpool her whole life, and very much hoped she didn’t die there. Rita was an orphan, passed from orphanage, to foster family, and back again, multiple times. The most oft-cited reason for the termination of her foster family placements had been t
he biting. She had bitten so many people so many times. Not just a nibble, no, she’d sunk her teeth in right up to the gums.
And that had not been the end of her youthful rap sheet. There had also been the fires. And the stealing. And that time she’d poisoned Jason Cooper, a fellow orphan, with pellets meant for rat traps. She’d done that after he’d grassed on her for drawing a penis on Maggie Karen’s forehead while she took a nap.
Rita Hobbes had been marked down as a ‘bad egg.’
Many had feared that all that lay ahead for young Rita was a life of crime, or perhaps a spell on the women’s wrestling circuit, but instead she’d surprised them all by ending up on the other side of the law. Grown-up Rita hadn’t wound up in jail, or face-down on the wrestling mat, instead she’d become a Detective Sergeant for the Blackpool Police.
Rita was stood in the kitchen of her house, gulping down her third glass of water, when she realised she wasn’t home alone.
‘Oh, you’re still here,’ she said as she turned to the kitchen table and discovered a man sat there in his underpants, eyes half-shut, hair a thick, dark, bird’s nest.
‘Yup, still here,’ agreed Chris Farmer, Rita’s sort of, but not really at all, boyfriend. She’d been quite clear on the terms of their relationship: they could go to the pictures to watch a film and then talk about the film over beer and pizza afterwards. They could also have sex, should they both feel so inclined. And that was as far is it went. No emotions. No sharing. No obligations. No sleeping over. But there he was. It was morning and there he was.
‘Sorry,’ he said, gnawing at a piece of toast that had clearly been left in the toaster a minute too long, ‘meant to go, but I fell asleep after we had the sex. And now here we are.’
‘Looks like it, yeah.’
‘Don’t mind, do you?’
Rita really, really did mind. Like, a lot. A more subtle soul would have put this across gently, or even pretended it was no big deal. But this was Rita Hobbes he was dealing with.
‘Of course I bloody care, Chris, you know the rules. I told you to print off the list I emailed and pin it to your fridge so you wouldn’t forget.’ She sat opposite him and swiped a slice of toast from his plate. ‘You’ll remember to go home next time though, right?’
‘Right.’
‘It’s not like we’re bloody married.’
‘Heaven forbid.’
Rita munched on the pilfered toast and spat crumbs as she spoke. ‘Exactly. This is a very casual pleasure thing. As agreed. No point rocking the boat now.’
‘We are on the same page,’ he replied.
Rita chewed on the burnt toast as she eyeballed him. She wasn’t entirely convinced that they were on the same page, or that they were in fact reading the same book.
‘It’s just, we are both very good at the sexy times business, right?’ said Rita.
‘No complaints here.’
‘Good, so why ruin it by adding all the relationship stuff? The pretending to care about how each other’s day went, the holding hands and throwing bread at stupid ducks, the his and her matching pyjamas and the simmering resentment. All that crap.’
‘Those are your best examples of relationship things?’
‘I’m telling you, a loving relationship is the best way to ruin a casual shag.’
Chris stood and took his empty plate over to the sink. ‘Okay, okay, I get the message. I will never sleep over again, scout’s honour.’ He checked his watch. ‘Shit. Shit it. I’m going to be late. The Guv will have my balls.’
Rita watched him scamper off to retrieve his clothes from upstairs.
Rita lived in a small, two-bedroom house on a street of identical looking houses. The rent was incredibly cheap as the place was riddled with damp and the electrics were, at best, massively dangerous.
Still. Cheap.
People had asked why she didn’t just buy a place, but buying a place meant staying in Blackpool, and that was the last thing Rita wanted.
A car horn blared outside.
‘Shit.’ She knew who that was. ‘Chris, stay out of sight, yeah?’ she called upstairs.
‘I’m the phantom shagger, got it. So, are we gonna meet tonight? Rita? Hey?’
Chris poked his head over the banister and looked down just in time to see the front door closing behind Rita.
‘Good idea,’ he said, ‘let’s play it by ear.’
Rita waved a middle finger in the direction of the car parked on the opposite side of the road. The smartly-dressed man with neat, sandy hair gave his car horn a further, very annoying, blast. This was DS Dan Waterson, Rita’s partner, and ride to work that morning. She had a car of her own, but more often than not it stayed in the station car park, due to her habit of drinking too much to drive home after work.
‘When you’re ready,’ said Waterson, before inhaling from his e-cig and blowing a cloud of vapour out of the window.
‘Why do you always have to be in on time, Waters?’ asked Rita, as she yanked open the passenger seat door and collapsed into her seat, rocking the car.
‘Because that’s what time we’re paid to start.’
‘Teacher’s pet.’
‘Man hands.’
‘Coffee?’
Waterson smiled and reached down, grabbing a styrofoam cup of overpriced coffee and handing it over. It was as she sipped the coffee that she noticed the front door to her house open, and saw Chris Farmer emerge, blinking into the morning light.
‘He does not take direction,’ she grumbled as Waterson spotted him and turned to her with a shit-eating grin on his face.
‘Well, well, well, is that young Chris Farmer I spy, beginning his walk of shame from your house of sin?’
‘Why are you always so cheery in the morning, Waters?’ Rita asked. ‘It’s your third most irritating trait. Why can’t you be quiet and depressed like a normal person?’
‘How many times do I have to ask you not to call me Waters? You know I don’t like it, you know it annoys me, why do you still do it?’
‘I think you just answered your own questions, Waters.’
Waterson sighed. ‘Also, I thought you said you and him was a one-off?’
‘It was.’
‘And how many times have you enjoyed this one-off?’
‘About fifty.’
‘He’s uniform,’ said Waterson. ‘It’s like bonking the hired help; very unseemly, Rita.’
Rita gave Waterson the finger as she slotted her seatbelt home and the car pulled away.
The stone was slate grey; two metres in length, one in width, with rusty metal manacles affixed, ready for wrists and ankles.
The figure in the blood-red robe ran his hand across the stone’s surface.
‘It’s time,’ said the voice that only he could hear. The voice that had been with him, a constant companion, since he had been a child.
‘At last,’ he replied, and felt a tear run down his cheek.
2
Sometimes Jane dreamed about a man who wore a rabbit mask.
The mask was old and frayed, not made of plastic or rubber like a modern mask. No, this mask had history. Jane knew that if the strange man were to take off his mask then hand it to her, and she were to place the ratty thing over her own head, the smell from inside—ancient, rancid, an overpowering odour like despair and emptiness—would eject the contents of her stomach at once.
The dream had ghosted around inside of her sleeping mind ever since she was small. She would wake in the black with the imagined smell assaulting her twitching nose and she would shake, as though she were a dog attempting to throw off water after a frantic, deep plunge.
Often, Jane would forget what it was that had made her wake up with such an off-kilter feeling. Other times she would recall nothing more than the rabbit mask itself, or perhaps just its damp basement smell.
‘Do you like my mask?’
She turned over in bed and kicked her legs.
‘You’re doing it again,’ said Greg in a weary mumbl
e, patting her flank with the back of one hand.
‘No I’m not.’
‘Oh, must be someone else then.’
‘Do you like my mask?’
Jane smiled and turned on to her side, her back to Greg, and curled so that her knees almost touched her chest. She knew when Greg tapped her that she’d been having the rabbit mask dream, even if she couldn’t remember it. Rabbit mask was the only dream that made her kick and squirm.
‘Knock, knock,’ said the man in the rabbit mask, ‘it’s time. Time to start, time to end. Time to send you round the bend.’
That morning, as Jane stumbled from the bed to the shower to the kitchen to the couch, she had no idea that she would never have the rabbit mask dream again.
Never have any dream again.
Greg had already been up and out of bed when she woke, but she could hear him now, clattering around in the kitchen.
Jane grabbed the remote and flicked on the TV set. Static greeted her. ‘Shit.’ She pressed another channel. More static. ‘Greg, is the telly broken?’
‘No,’ replied Greg. ‘Everything is fine, fine, fine.’
Jane went from channel to channel, but all were gone. Finally, she discovered a channel that was working. On screen was a close-up of what looked like a mask, fashioned into a hedgehog’s head.
It made Jane’s heart judder.
It wasn’t the rabbit mask of her dreams, but it was clearly of the same type. Old, tatty, wrong.
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