Who have been to your sanatorium, and come back again —
I don’t mean to say they weren’t much better for it —
That’s why I came to you. But they returned …
Well … I mean … to everyday life.
REILLY. True. But the friends you have in mind
Cannot have been to this sanatorium.
I am very careful whom I send there:
Those who go do not come back as these did.
CELIA. It sounds like a prison. But they can’t all stay there!
I mean, it would make the place so over-crowded.
REILLY. Not very many go. But I said they did not come back
In the sense in which your friends came back.
I did not say they stayed there.
CELIA. What becomes of them?
REILLY. They choose, Miss Coplestone. Nothing is forced on them.
Some of them return, in a physical sense;
No one disappears. They lead very active lives
Very often, in the world.
CELIA. How soon will you send me there?
REILLY. How soon will you be ready?
CELIA. Tonight, by nine o’clock.
REILLY. Go home then, and make your preparations.
Here is the address for you to give your friends;
[Writes on a slip of paper]
You had better let your family know at once.
I will send a car for you at nine o’clock.
CELIA. What do I need to take with me?
REILLY. Nothing.
Everything you need will be provided for you,
And you will have no expenses at the sanatorium.
CELIA. I don’t in the least know what I am doing
Or why I am doing it. There is nothing else to do:
That is the only reason.
REILLY. It is the best reason.
CELIA. But I know it is I who have made the decision:
I must tell you that. Oh, I almost forgot —
May I ask what your fee is?
REILLY. I have told my secretary
That there is no fee.
CELIA. But …
REILLY. For a case like yours
There is no fee.
[Presses button]
CELIA. You have been very kind.
REILLY. Go in peace, my daughter.
Work out your salvation with diligence.
[NURSE-SECRETARY appears at door. Exit CELIA. REILLY dials on house-telephone.]
REILLY [into telephone]. It is finished. You can come in now.
[Enter JULIA by side door]
She will go far, that one.
JULIA. Very far, I think.
You do not need to tell me. I knew from the beginning.
REILLY. It’s the other ones I am worried about.
JULIA. Nonsense, Henry, I shall keep an eye on them.
REILLY. To send them back: what have they to go back tc?
To the stale food mouldering in the larder,
The stale thoughts mouldering in their minds.
Each unable to disguise his own meanness
From himself, because it is known to the other.
It’s not the knowledge of the mutual treachery
But the knowledge that the other understands the motive —
Mirror to mirror, reflecting vanity.
I have taken a great risk.
JULIA. We must always take risks.
That is our destiny. Since you question the decision
What possible alternative can you imagine?
REILLY. None.
JULIA. Very well then. We must take the risk.
All we could do was to give them the chance.
And now, when they are stripped naked to their souls
And can choose, whether to put on proper costumes
Or huddle quickly into new disguises,
They have, for the first time, somewhere to start from.
Oh, of course, they might just murder each other!
But I don’t think they will do that. We shall see.
It’s the thought of Celia that weighs upon my mind.
REILLY. Of Celia?
JULIA. Of Celia.
REILLY. But when I said just now
That she would go far, you agreed with me.
JULIA. Oh yes, she will go far. And we know where she is going.
But what do we know of the terrors of the journey?
You and I don’t know the process by which the human is
Transhumanised: what do we know
Of the kind of suffering they must undergo
On the way of illumination?
REILLY. Will she be frightened
By the first appearance of projected spirits?
JULIA. Henry, you simply do not understand innocence.
She will be afraid of nothing; she will not even know
That there is anything there to be afraid of.
She is too humble. She will pass between the scolding hills,
Through the valley of derision, like a child sent on an errand
In eagerness and patience. Yet she must suffer.
REILLY. When I express confidence in anything
You always raise doubts; when I am apprehensive
Then you see no reason for anything but confidence.
JULIA. That’s one way in which I am so useful to you.
You ought to be grateful.
REILLY. And when I say to one like her
‘Work out your salvation with diligence’, I do not understand
What I myself am saying.
JULIA. You must accept your limitations.
— But how much longer will Alex keep us waiting?
REILLY. He should be here by now. I’ll speak to Miss Barraway.
[Takes up house-telephone]
Miss Barraway, when Mr. Gibbs arrive …
Oh, very good.
[To JULIA] He’s on his way up.
[Into telephone]
You may bring the tray in now, Miss Barraway.
[Enter ALEX]
ALEX. Well! Well! and how have we got on?
JULIA. Everything is in order.
ALEX. The Chamberlaynes have chosen?
REILLY. They accept their destiny.
ALEX. And she has made the choice?
REILLY. She will be fetched this evening.
[NURSE-SECRETARY enters with a tray, a decanter and three glasses, and exit. REILLY pours drinks.]
And now we are ready to proceed to the libation.
ALEX. The words for the building of the hearth.
[They raise their glasses]
REILLY. Let them build the hearth
Under the protection of the stars.
ALEX. Let them place a chair each side of it.
JULIA. May the holy ones watch over the roof,
May the moon herself influence the bed.
[They drink]
ALEX. The words for those who go upon a journey.
REILLY. Protector of travellers
Bless the road.
ALEX. Watch over her in the desert.
Watch over her in the mountain.
Watch over her in the labyrinth.
Watch over her by the quicksand.
JULIA.
Protect her from the Voices
Protect her from the Visions
Protect her in the tumult
Protect her in the silence.
[They drink]
REILLY. There is one for whom the words cannot be spoken.
ALEX. They can not be spoken yet.
JULIA. You mean Peter Quilpe.
REILLY. He has not yet come to where the words are valid.
JULIA. Shall we ever speak them?
ALEX. Others, perhaps, will speak them.
You know, I have connections — even in California.
CURTAIN
Act Three
The drawing-room of the Chamberlaynes’ London flat. Two years later. A late afternoon in J
uly. A CATERER’S MAN is arranging a buffet table. LAVINIA enters from side door.
CATERER’S MAN. Have you any further orders for us, Madam?
LAVINIA. You could bring in the trolley with the glasses
And leave them ready.
CATERER’S MAN. Very good, Madam.
[Exit. LAVINIA looks about the room critically and moves a bowl of flowers.]
[Re-enter CATERER’S MAN with trolley]
LAVINIA. There, in that corner. That’s the most convenient;
You can get in and out. Is there anything you need
That you can’t find in the kitchen?
CATERER’S MAN. Nothing, Madam.
Will there be anything more you require?
LAVINIA. Nothing more, I think, till half past six.
[Exit CATERER’S MAN]
[EDWARD lets himself in at the front door]
EDWARD. I’m in good time, I think. I hope you’ve not been worrying.
LAVINIA. Oh no. I did in fact ring up your chambers,
And your clerk told me you had already left.
But all I rang up for was to reassure you …
EDWARD [smiling]. That you hadn’t run away?
LAVINIA. Now Edward, that’s unfair!
You know that we’ve given several parties
In the last two years. And I’ve attended all of them.
I hope you’re not too tired?
EDWARD. Oh no, a quiet day.
Two consultations with solicitors
On quite straightforward cases. It’s you who should be tired.
LAVINIA. I’m not tired yet. But I know that I’ll be glad
When it’s all over.
EDWARD. I like the dress you’re wearing:
I’m glad you put on that one.
LAVINIA. Well, Edward!
Do you know it’s the first time you’ve paid me a compliment
Before a party? And that’s when one needs them.
EDWARD. Well, you deserve it. — We asked too many people.
LAVINIA. It’s true, a great many more accepted
Than we thought would want to come. But what can you do?
There’s usually a lot who don’t want to come
But all the same would be bitterly offended
To hear we’d given a party without asking them.
EDWARD. Perhaps we ought to have arranged to have two parties
Instead of one.
LAVINIA. That’s never satisfactory.
Everyone who’s asked to either party
Suspects that the other one was more important.
EDWARD. That’s true. You have a very practical mind.
LAVINIA. But you know, I don’t think that you need worry:
They won’t all come, out of those who accepted.
You know we said, ‘we can ask twenty more
Because they will be going to the Gunnings instead’.
EDWARD. I know, that’s what we said at the time;
But I’d forgotten what the Gunnings’ parties were like.
Their guests will get just enough to make them thirsty;
They’ll come on to us later, roaring for drink.
Well, let’s hope that those who come to us early
Will be going on to the Gunnings afterwards,
To make room for those who come from the Gunnings.
LAVINIA. And if it’s very crowded, they can’t get at the cocktails,
And the man won’t be able to take the tray about,
So they’ll go away again. Anyway, at that stage
There’s nothing whatever you can do about it:
And everyone likes to be seen at a party
Where everybody else is, to show they’ve been invited.
That’s what makes it a success. Is that picture straight?
EDWARD. Yes, it is.
LAVINIA. No, it isn’t. Do please straighten it.
EDWARD. Is it straight now?
LAVINIA. Too much to the left.
EDWARD. How’s that now?
LAVINIA. No, I meant the right.
That will do. I’m too tired to bother.
EDWARD. After they’re all gone, we will have some champagne,
Just ourselves. You lie down now, Lavinia
No one will be coming for at least half an hour;
So just stretch out.
LAVINIA. You must sit beside me,
Then I can relax.
EDWARD. This is the best moment
Of the whole party.
LAVINIA. Oh no, Edward.
The best moment is the moment it’s over;
And then to remember, it’s the end of the season
And no more parties.
EDWARD. And no more committees.
LAVINIA. Can we get away soon?
EDWARD. By the end of next week
I shall be quite free.
LAVINIA. And we can be alone.
I love that house being so remote.
EDWARD. That’s why we took it. And I’m really thankful
To have that excuse for not seeing people;
And you do need to rest now.
[The doorbell rings]
LAVINIA. Oh, bother!
Now who would come so early? I simply can’t get up.
CATERER’S MAN. Mrs. Shuttlethwaite!
LAVINIA. Oh, it’s Julia!
[Enter JULIA]
JULIA. Well, my dears, and here I am!
I seem literally to have caught you napping!
I know I’m much too early; but the fact is, my dears,
That I have to go on to the Gunnings’ party —
And you know what they offer in the way of food and drink!
And I’ve had to miss my tea, and I’m simply ravenous
And dying of thirst. What can Parkinson’s do for me?
Oh yes, I know this is a Parkinson party;
I recognised one of their men at the door —
An old friend of mine, in fact. But I’m forgetting!
I’ve got a surprise: I’ve brought Alex with me!
He only got back this morning from somewhere —
One of his mysterious expeditions,
And we’re going to get him to tell us all about it.
But what’s become of him?
[Enter ALEX]
EDWARD. Well, Alex!
Where on earth do you turn up from?
ALEX. Where on earth? From the East. From Kinkanja —
An island that you won’t have heard of
Yet. Got back this morning. I heard about your party
And, as I thought you might be leaving for the country,
I said, I must not miss the opportunity
To see Edward and Lavinia.
LAVINIA. How are you, Alex?
ALEX. I did try to get you on the telephone
After lunch, but my secretary couldn’t get through to you.
Never mind, I said — to myself, not to her —
Never mind: the unexpected guest
Is the one to whom they give the warmest welcome.
I know them well enough for that.
JULIA. But tell us, Alex.
What were you doing in this strange place —
What’s it called?
ALEX. Kinkanja.
JULIA. What were you doing
In Kinkanja? Visiting some Sultan?
You were shooting tigers?
ALEX. There are no tigers, Julia,
In Kinkanja. And there are no sultans.
I have been staying with the Governor.
Three of us have been out on a tour of inspection
Of local conditions.
JULIA. What about? Monkey nuts?
ALEX. That was a nearer guess than you think.
No, not monkey nuts. But it had to do with monkeys —
Though whether the monkeys are the core of the problem
Or merely a symptom, I am not so sure.
At least, the monkeys have become the
pretext
For general unrest amongst the natives.
EDWARD. But how do the monkeys create unrest?
ALEX. To begin with, the monkeys are very destructive …
JULIA. You don’t need to tell me that monkeys are destructive.
I shall never forget Mary Mallington’s monkey,
The horrid little beast — stole my ticket to Mentone
And I had to travel in a very slow train
And in a couchette. She was very angry
When I told her the creature ought to be destroyed.
LAVINIA. But can’t they exterminate these monkeys
If they are a pest?
ALEX. Unfortunately,
The majority of the natives are heathen:
They hold these monkeys in peculiar veneration
And do not want them killed. So they blame the Government
For the damage that the monkeys do.
EDWARD. That seems unreasonable.
ALEX. It is unreasonable,
But characteristic. And that’s not the worst of it.
Some of the tribes are Christian converts,
And, naturally, take a different view.
They trap the monkeys. And they eat them.
The young monkeys are extremely palatable:
I’ve cooked them myself …
EDWARD. And did anybody eat them
When you cooked them?
ALEX. Oh yes, indeed.
I invented for the natives several new recipes.
But you see, what with eating the monkeys
And what with protecting their crops from the monkeys
The Christian natives prosper exceedingly:
And that creates friction between them and the others.
And that’s the real problem. I hope I’m not boring you?
EDWARD. No indeed: we are anxious to learn the solution.
ALEX. I’m not sure that there is any solution.
But even this does not bring us to the heart of the matter.
There are also foreign agitators,
Stirring up trouble …
LAVINIA. Why don’t you expel them?
ALEX. They are citizens of a friendly neighbouring state
Which we have just recognised. You see, Lavinia,
These are very deep waters.
EDWARD. And the agitators;
How do they agitate?
ALEX. By convincing the heathen
That the slaughter of monkeys has put a curse on them
Which can only be removed by slaughtering the Christians.
They have even been persuading some of the converts —
Who‚ after all, prefer not to be slaughtered —
To relapse into heathendom. So, instead of eating monkeys
They are eating Christians.
JULIA. Who have eaten monkeys.
ALEX. The native is not, I fear, very logical.
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