by Gideon Defoe
egos? And will the Pirates be able to settle the biggest question of all: who has the best hat?
‘Little slabs of super-concentrated funny’
ANDY RILEY
‘It’s supreme silliness is its charm’
DAILY TELEGRAPH
‘Deliriously Funny’
ARDAL O’HANLON
First published in Great Britain in 2004 by Weidenfeld & Nicholson
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