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  “And no doubt you deduced far more than I could from their dress, speech and retinue of subtle clues.”

  “Supposition at the moment, Watson, rather than deduction. Before I make any pronouncement on the sisters, or the singular voice emerging from the telephone, I need to see just who is in residence in the Pollux. Which, if I’m not mistaken, is coming into view below.”

  He’d no sooner uttered the words when a shadow raced from the darkness beyond the porthole glass. Silently, it rushed by.

  “What the devil was that?” I asked in surprise.

  “Possibly a dolphin or a shark . . . ” He pressed his fingertips together as he considered. “Although I doubt it very much.”

  The mystifying remark didn’t ease my trepidation. And that trepidation turned into one of overt alarm when a clang sounded against the side of the diving bell. The entire structure lurched, forcing us to hold tight to a brass rail in front of us.

  “Some denizen of the deep doesn’t want us here,” observed Holmes. “Here it comes again.”

  The dark shape torpedoed from the gloom surrounding the diving bell. Once more it struck the iron cylinder.

  “We should inform Captain Smeaton,” I ventured.

  “In which case he’ll winch us back up forthwith. No, we must see the occupant of the Pollux. That is vital, if we are to explain what is happening here.”

  Darkly, I murmured, “Barstow didn’t want us to call on him. He promised our destruction if we tried.”

  “Yes, he did, didn’t he?” Holmes watched the cylinder resolve itself in the gloom beneath us. “So why does he—or what he has become—desire to remain hidden away on the seabed?”

  “Hypothetically speaking, Holmes?”

  “While we are in a speculative frame of mind: Barstow described his surroundings for us via the telephone. Be so good as to repeat his description.”

  “Let me see: Green. Yes, his words were ‘all is green.’ ”

  “Continue, pray.”

  “And he made much of the wreck’s funnel. How it loomed over him. A grave-marker as he put it.”

  “What color is the seawater down here. Green?”

  “No, it’s black.”

  “Indeed, Watson. And as for the ship’s funnel? A great monolith of a structure?”

  “Where is the funnel? I don’t see one.”

  “Because there is no funnel. At least there isn’t one fixed to the wreck. It must have become detached as the ship foundered years ago.”

  “So, why did Barstow describe the wreck in such a way?”

  “Evidently, Barstow cannot see the wreck as it really is, sans funnel. Nor can he see that the water at this depth is black—not green.”

  “So who did the voice belong to that we heard coming from the speaker?”

  “It belongs to whoever is responsible for the deaths of those two men yesterday. And who will be responsible for our deaths today, if our wits aren’t sharp enough.” He clapped his hands together. “Pah! See the wreck. It’s a jumble of scrap metal covered in weed. Barstow’s description belonged to someone who has never seen a wreck on the ocean bed before. Instead, they based their description on pictures of ships that they see on sitting room walls.”

  “To repeat myself, Holmes, who did the voice actually belong to?”

  “Ah, that can wait, Watson. Our descent is slowing. Soon we will look into Barstow’s lair.” He shot me a glance. “His tomb?”

  The crane operator stopped paying out the hawser as we bumped against the bottom. Just a yard or so away lay the diving bell—the twin of the one we now sat in. Though confoundedly gloomy down here I could make out some detail. Kelp grew from the iron cylinder. The rounded shape was suggestive of some monstrous skull covered with flowing hair. Spars from the wreck had enclosed the diving bell like the bars of a cage, trapping it that fateful day five years ago. A grip so tight that the haulage gear had snapped the hawser as it strove to raise the doomed submersible to the surface.

  Those black waters would reveal little. Not until Holmes closed a switch. The moment he did so, a light sprang from the lamp fixed to our craft. “Now we can see who resides inside the Pollux.”

  Holmes took a deep breath as his keen eyes made an assessment. “Are we of the same opinion of the occupant?”

  Likewise, I took a steadying breath. I peered through our porthole and into the porthole of the craft trapped by the stricken bullion carrier, Fitzwilliam. “Now I see. But I don’t understand how he speaks to us.”

  “Confirm what you observe, Watson.”

  “A cadaver. Partly mummified as a result of being confined in an airtight compartment. Inert. Lying on the bench at the rear of the vessel.”

  “The man would have been dead within a few hours of being marooned without an air supply. Is that not so?”

  “Agreed.”

  “Notice that the hawser has been retrieved and snakes up to the surface. But notice, equally, that the telephone cable has been snapped at the point it should enter the Pollux. Barstow, alive or dead, never made so much as a single call once that cable had parted from the apparatus within his diving bell.”

  “So, who is responsible?”

  “A creature of flesh and blood!” If it weren’t for the confines of the diving bell an excited Sherlock Holmes would have sprung to his feet. “Miss Claudine Millwood! Twin sister of that man’s widow.” He inhaled deeply, his nostrils twitching in the manner of a predator catching scent of its prey. “You see, Watson, I shall one day write a monograph on an especially rarefied subject. Yet one which will be invaluable to police when interrogating suspects or, more importantly, discussing certain matters, within the hearing of a suspect. I have observed, during my career as a consulting detective, that the eyes of a human being move in such a prescribed way that they hint at what they are thinking. Strongly hint at that! With practice, one can become quite adept at reading the eye-line of a man or woman.”

  “Therefore, you studied Miss Claudine Millwood when you questioned Mrs. Barstow?”

  “That I did, sir. In this case, as I spoke to the widow, I also took careful note of the direction of Miss Millwood’s eye-line. When I mentioned Mr. Barstow by name the woman’s gaze became unfocused, yet directed slightly downward and some degrees off center to her left. Trust me, Watson, how we arrange our limbs and direct our gaze reveals volumes to the competent observer.”

  “Therefore you could glean her unspoken thoughts?”

  “To a degree. The direction of her gaze and the unfocused eyes told me that Miss Millwood was in the process of recalling a memory that is not only secret to her, but one she knew would shock or revolt right-minded individuals. That was enough to arouse my suspicions.”

  “And you divined this by reading the eye-line? Remarkable!”

  “Just as you, a medical man, can diagnose an illness from subtle symptoms. Moreover! The woman couldn’t bear to hear her own sister reveal that private, intimate name, which, once upon a time, she murmured into her husband’s ear. A name that Claudine Millwood did not know.”

  “Millwood was in love with her sister’s husband?”

  “Without a shadow of doubt. Whether that love was reciprocated or not we don’t know.”

  “And during the years Barstow lay in that iron tomb the love grew.”

  “Indeed! The love grew—and it grew malignantly. That obsessive love took on a life of its own. Millwood projected thoughts from her own mind into the telephone apparatus. She imitated the late Mr. Barstow.”

  “Why didn’t she want us to venture down here?”

  “That would have destroyed the fantasy. We would have returned to the surface, but not, however, with an account of finding a handsome young man full of miraculous life, still trapped within the diving bell. No! We would have returned with the grim fact that we gazed upon a shrivelled corpse.” Holmes snapped his fingers. “We would have ruptured the fantasy. The woman has incredible mental powers, certainly—yet she is quite mad.”

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bsp; “So she killed the crew of the Castor yesterday?”

  “In order to prevent them describing what we, ourselves, now see.”

  “Holmes, Captain Smeaton claimed they were frightened to death.”

  “Miss Millwood will have conjured some terrible chimera, no doubt.”

  “And the shadow that attacked us as we descended?”

  “Millwood.”

  “Then she won’t allow us to return to the surface?”

  “No, Watson. She will not.”

  “Therefore, she won’t stop at yet more slayings to keep her fantasy alive—that Barstow is immortal?”

  “Indubitably. However, we do have recourse to the telephone.” He picked up the handset.

  “But the woman fell in a dead faint. I checked her myself; she’s deeply unconscious.”

  “My good doctor, I don’t doubt your assessment. However, recall the essays of Freud and Jung. Aren’t the leviathans of deep waters nothing in comparison to those leviathans of our own subconscious?”

  Holmes turned the handle of the telephone apparatus. At that precise instant, a dark shape sped through the field of electric light. This time the walls didn’t impede its progress. A monstrous shadow flowed through the iron casing of the diving bell. Instantly it engulfed us. We could barely breathe as tendrils of darkness slipped into our bodies, seeking to occupy every nerve and sinew.

  “Watson, I am mistaken! The woman’s attacks are far more visceral than I anticipated.”

  “She’s invading the heart. Those men died of heart failure. Ah . . . ” A weight appeared to settle onto my ribs. Breathing became harder. My heart thudded, labouring under the influence of that malign spirit. “Holmes, you must tell the . . . the captain to distract her. Her flow of unconscious thought must be disrupted.”

  Holmes grimaced as he struggled to breathe. “A shock . . . how best to administer a shock?”

  “Electricity.”

  With a huge effort Holmes spoke into the telephone. “Captain Smeaton. Ah . . . I . . . ”

  “Mr. Holmes?”

  “Listen. We will soon be dead. Do as I say . . . uh . . . don’t question . . . do you understand?”

  “I understand.” The man’s voice was assured. He would obey.

  “Is Millwood there?”

  “Yes, she’s still unconscious.”

  “Then rip the power cables from an electrical appliance. Apply the live wire to her temple.”

  “Mr. Holmes?”

  “Do it, man . . . otherwise you haul up two more corpses!”

  Then came a wait of many moments. Indeed, a long time seemed to pass. I could no longer move. The shadowy presence coiled about the interior of the diving bell as if it were black smoke. We sagged on the bench, our heartbeats slowing all the time. Another moment passed, another nudge toward death. That shadow was also inside of us, impressing itself on the nerves of the heart.

  All of a sudden, a woman’s piercing scream erupted from the earpiece of the telephone. Immediately, thereafter, Captain Smeaton thundered: “Damn you, man, I’ve done as you asked. But you’ve made me into a torturer!”

  Instantly, the oppression of my cardiac system lifted. I breathed easily again.

  Holmes was once more his vigorous self. “No, Captain. You are no torturer. You are our savior.”

  I leaned toward the telephone in order to ask, “Is she alive?”

  “Yes, Dr. Watson. In fact, the electrical shock has roused her.”

  The black shadow in the cabin dissipated. I heaved a sigh of relief as I sensed that entity dispel its atoms into the surrounding waters. The diving bell gave a lurch. And it began to rise from the sea bed. The ocean turned lighter. Black gave way to purple, then to blue. Holmes, however, appeared to suddenly descend into an abyss of melancholy.

  “We’re safe, Holmes. And the mystery is solved.”

  He nodded.

  “Then why, pray, are you so downcast?”

  “Watson. I didn’t reveal the purpose of my trip to Cornwall. I came here to visit an old friend. You see, his six-year-old daughter is grievously ill. No, I am disingenuous to even myself. The truth of the matter is this: she is dying.”

  “I am very sorry to hear that, Holmes. But how did that sad state of affairs bring you to investigate this case of the diving bell?”

  “An act of desperation on my part.” He rested his fingertips together; his eyes became distant. “When I heard the seemingly miraculous story that a man had been rendered somehow immortal I raced here. It occurred to me that Barstow in his diving bell had stumbled upon a remarkable place on the ocean bed that had the power to keep death at bay.”

  “And you came here for the sake of the little girl?”

  “Yes, Watson, but what did I find? A woman who has the power to project a sick fantasy from her mind and cause murder. For a few short hours I had truly believed I might have a distinct chance of saving little Edith’s life. However . . . ” He gave a long, grave sigh. “Alas, Watson. Alas . . . ”

  Simon Clark has been a professional author for more than fifteen years. When his first novel, Nailed by the Heart, made it through the slush pile in 1994 he banked the advance and embarked upon his dream of becoming a full-time writer. Many dreams and nightmares later he wrote the cult horror-thriller Blood Crazy, and other novels including Death’s Dominion, Vengeance Child, and The Night of the Triffids, which continues the story of John Wyndham’s classic The Day of the Triffids. Simon’s latest novel is a return to his much-loved Vampyrrhic mythology with His Vampyrrhic Bride. Simon lives with his family in the atmospheric, legend-haunted county of Yorkshire. His website is www.nailedbytheheart.com.

  The Case: Two elderly men are found dead. Neither have identification. Otherwise, all they seem to have in common is a beautiful young hooker who was nearby when they died.

  The Investigator: Tony Foster, one of three practicing wizards in the world and Second Assistant Director of Darkest Night, the most popular vampire/detective show in syndication.

  SEE ME

  Tanya Huff

  “Mason, you want to move a bit to the right? We’re picking up that very un-Victorian parking sign.”

  Huddling down inside Raymond Dark’s turn-of-the-nineteenth-century greatcoat, Mason Reed shuffled sideways and paused to sniff mournfully before asking, “Here?”

  Adam took another look into the monitor. “There’s fine. Tony, where’s Everett?”

  Tony Foster took two wide shots with the digital camera for continuity and said, “He’s in the trailer finishing Lee’s bruise.”

  “Right. Okay . . . uh . . . ” Adam was obviously looking for Pam, their PA, but Pam had already been sent to the twenty-four-hour drugstore over on Granville to pick up medicine for Mason’s cold. He’d already sneezed his fangs out once, and no one wanted to go through that again. Tony grinned as Adam’s gaze skirted determinedly past him.

  Although he’d been the First Assistant Director since the pilot, this was Adam’s first time directing an episode of Darkest Night—the most popular vampire/detective show in syndication—and he clearly intended to do everything by the book, including respecting Tony’s 2AD status. Or possibly respecting the fact that Tony was one of the world’s three practicing wizards. Even if he didn’t get a lot of chance to practice given the insane hours his job required.

  CB Productions had never had the kind of staffing that allowed for respect.

  “I’m done here, Adam. I’ll get him.”

  “If you don’t mind . . . ”

  Chris on camera one made an obscene gesture. “Dude, he’s with Lee.”

  Tony flipped him off as he turned and headed for the trailer that housed makeup, hair, wardrobe, and, once, when the writers were being particularly challenging, three incontinent fruit bats.

  Halfway there, he met Everett and Lee heading back.

  Everett rolled his eyes and cut Tony off before he got started. “Let me guess, Mason’s nose needs powdering.”

  “It’s a littl
e ruddy for one of the bloodsucking undead.”

  “My sister’s wedding is in four days,” Everett growled, hurrying toward the lights. “I’ve already rented a tux. If he gives me his cold, I’m putting itching powder in his coffin. And you can quote me on that.”

  Tony fell into step beside Lee, who, unlike Mason, was dressed in contemporary clothing.

  “I get that it’s artistic, the real world overlapping Mason’s angst-ridden flashback, but, after four seasons, I can safely say that our fans could care less about art and the only overlapping they want to see is James Taylor Grant,” he tapped Lee’s chest, “climbing into the coffin with Raymond Dark.”

  “Not going to happen.”

  “Jealous?”

  Tony leaned close, bumping shoulders with the actor. “It’s basic geometry. Mason’s bigger than me and you and I barely fit.” At the time, they’d been pretty sure they weren’t coming back for another season and had wanted to go out with a bang. Tony still had trouble believing the show had hung on for four years. He had almost as much trouble believing he and Lee Nicholas had been together for over two years—not exactly out, although their relationship was an open secret in the Vancouver television community.

  Their own crew had survived a dark wizard invading from another reality, a night trapped inside a haunted house trying to kill them, and the imminent end of the world by way of an immortal Demongate hired to do some stunt work. Relatively speaking, the 2AD sleeping with the show’s second lead wasn’t worth noting.

  Tony handed Lee off to Adam and headed down the block to check out the alley they’d be using as a location later that night. Stepping off the sidewalk and turning into the space between an electronics store and a legal aid office, he switched over to the gaffers’ frequency with one hand as he waved the other in front of his face. “I think we’re going to need more lights than Sorge thought, Jason. There’s bugger all spill from the . . . ”

  He paused. Frowned. The victim of the week was an impressive screamer. Pretty much simultaneously, he remembered she wouldn’t be arriving for another two hours and realized that the scream had come from in front of him, not behind him.

 

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