by Lisa Lutz
2 I wanted to prepare Demetrius for the experience of seeing people talk on their cell phones all the time.
3 Question #9 is courtesy of David. He’s still really mad about the lack of current moon exploration.
1 If you’ve been reading these documents in order, you get that reference.
2 Why is it that I liked him even more after I learned he had asthma?
1 Sure, he could have washed it; but it’s really hard to get blood out of denim and Merriweather didn’t strike me as an expert on stain removal.
1 Morty’s favorite deli.
1 They totally knew it was Rae.
2 Not really. I had them worked out.
1 Which is why I asked what was for dinner in the first place.
1 That reminds me. I should include this in a future Merriweather quiz.
1 Primarily a zero-interest loan.
2 So I would drink less of his.
1 A few things from high school stuck, okay?
1 Not to suggest that I have any idea what’s going on on the other side.
1 No, I never read that freakin’ “rules" book, and let me tell you where you can stick it.
2 Stupid, I know. But the slot is hard to find.
1 An organic cheese puff-like snack, which is not all that bad if there are no Cheetos around.
1 “Morty’s Last Words,” it was called. See previous document for complete list.
1 For answers, see appendix.
1 Oh, how I tried to change that opening line.
2 Yes, I tried to get rid of “the.”