“Another tactic is to short paper gold and silver on a commodity exchange, particularly the COMEX, which does not enforce its concentrated position limit rules, and simultaneously purchase large quantities of physical bullion at bargain prices. This tactic is used as a risk-free measure by the large operators because their paper shorting can be covered by a force majeure declaration whereby the commodity exchanges are closed and the outstanding short exposures are covered at prior day’s closing prices before the price goes up. This is classic market manipulation to the detriment of the public.
“Another tactic the commodity exchanges used in years past was to change their rules midday. They may raise margin requirements or stop taking buy orders if silver or gold start rising in price and they risk losing control of the market price.
“Other tactics employed include having media pundits and talking headline readers continually emphasize the terrible outlook for the metals, telling people to bring their worthless precious metals into the nearest coin shop and exchange their two-hundred-year-old heirlooms for valuable paper currency which was freshly printed by the billions on worthless rag paper only yesterday. They say this baloney while they orgasm over some hot new idea company that won’t be around in five years. You can feel insanity grip the public mind-set when a demarketing program is in full swing.
“Another tactic is to influence accounting firms to issue qualified opinions on the companies that market operators want a position in, even though the companies may not have factored receivables or sold their royalties, patents, various assets, measured ore or reserves forward to get operating cash. The effect of doing this qualified opinion tactic is to scare the shit out of most investors and advisors who will not look beyond the qualified opinion into the operating history or the current position of the company. That’s because there’s always going to be some dipshit lawyer who will sue if the price of a particular stock declines. An advisor sees himself in front of an arbitration board with a lawyer screaming, ‘Didn’t you see the qualified opinion?’ Of course you did, and you looked a lot deeper than that, but lawyers specialize in making points by acting like hysterical clowns with rabies. You could have a company with equipment assets and ore they could sell forward, and no debt, but those factors usually will not be considered by the typical investor or advisor. The typical advisor will be scared, thinking a qualified opinion might give fodder to some asshole lawyer who wants to sue him if things don’t work out, so that advisor is scared off and passes up a bargain. A skilled market manipulator, in cahoots with unethical management, can short a stock down to a pre-agreed price with little actual purchasing going on because of the qualified opinion. Then a deal is done that gives the advantages to the operator and management and dilutes the ownership of the existing shareholders. This tactic gives the skilled market manipulator a great opportunity to pick up valuable assets on the cheap.
“Remember, these tactics have been perfected by market operators and central bankers to governments over centuries and they depend upon a gullible public. All the rules and regulations, all the loopholes within them and how to use them to best effect, all these factors are designed to give market operators, corporate insiders, and bankers the advantage. They make the rules and control the game. It’s like taking candy from a baby for these guys, or raping an innocent young maiden. Maybe that’s why the Fed is located on Maiden Lane in Washington, D.C., come to think of it.”
“Couldn’t other countries, like China, come up with competitive parallel systems to clear international trade and settle commodities on a cash basis, instead using paper to play the game?”
“Yes, they already have them, but I think it will take them a while to become as adept at stealing from the public using these methods as American bankers already are.”
“Meaning a few years?”
“No, actually, I’m thinking it will take centuries. All the rules, the ins and outs of the opaque bullion markets, knowing where all the bones lie, so to speak, these things are taught over generational lessons and those secrets are tightly guarded. I think the Orientals may try to compete, but I believe it will take centuries for their crooks to get as good at stealing from the masses as ours. I’m talking strictly about the financial markets. The top Chinese guys are powerful political thugs and they already know how to screw the living shit out of all the ordinary Chinese. The top Chinese could also become as good at stealing from the financial markets and the bullion markets as our crooks if they hired some of ours to show them the ropes, and if our crooks can see where they can make more money working for the Chinese than for the West’s crooks. In that case, the Chinese could eat our lunch in a year or two.
“Make sure you understand the structure of financial institutions. See the world through their eyes and you’ll avoid a lot of headaches. Banks are especially important to understand because they control the markets and the games played on the public because their lobbyists control Congress, the White House, and all the agencies. Bankers are clubby. They sit on lots of corporate boards and divide up huge bonus pools. When one bank blows up, the top executives just get big golden parachutes and the public gets screwed. For example, in the TARP program during the financial crisis, the public was told we needed to rescue the banks instead of letting them fail, so the government approved the Taxpayer Ass Ripped Program to give big bonuses to the top bank executives for screwing the public, and the public bought the lie.
“After the last financial crisis, the banks figured they could get away with an even bigger crisis and screw the public even more. They got Washington slimes to pass the Dodd Frank law, which lets the banks rip out their depositors and any other account within any other subsidiary of a bank holding company. This is called a bail-in scheme. The bankers set it up after the last crisis by reorganizing themselves into bank holding companies. The latest scam scheme means people who hold hypothecated accounts in a bank’s subsidiary company, like their brokerage subsidiary, or their trust subsidiary, or their bank subsidiary, can have their assets seized to satisfy the holding company’s derivative losses to a counterparty. So it’s important that when you open an account at a brokerage for the firm that you be positive that the brokerage does not have hypothecation clauses in the customer agreement. Few people read agreements or understand them. Bankers count on that.
“This new arrangement allows bank holding companies to take enormous risks with their clients’ assets. It encourages banks to offer high-yield products with all kinds of junky assets in them and to take tremendous risks on their trading desks. If banks win, the top guys get paid big. If banks lose, the public holds the bag. Many banks are actually just hedge funds now, except the public doesn’t get a cut of the performance fees. Those are called executive bonuses.
“You’ll get a whiff that the end of the banker games is close at hand. All their insider information and high-frequency trading has to come at the expense of the public. The watchdogs who are supposed to protect the public will just sleep through the public rape until there’s a mistake somewhere. Some trade blows out and there’s a derivative bust, and that’s when the watchdogs start to sniff. That’s when the banks will eat each other. Some bankers will mysteriously disappear or commit suicide. That’s already happening. That’s the cover-up part. Then some bank confesses to criminal wrongdoing. That sets off the civil class actions, and then the public loses confidence. Humpty Dumpty falls off the wall and goes splat. That’s Mom and Dad’s retirement, a broken egg with no nest. The nest is the dollar. People stop believing in the currency. It’s the 1930’s all over again, but on steroids.
“The new scam makes life great for the insects. They point to products that will supposedly meet the plan they sold to Mom and Pop, without explaining derivative risks or hypothecation to them. Those requirements come from future regulations after the next financial crisis exposes this disgraceful sham. Regulators are always chasing the horse that already left the barn. Then there will be the usual hand wringing that everything
was completely unforeseeable, that there was never any legislation to regulate derivatives and so forth. Of course, this is total bullshit for the public to swallow. But those regulations will only come after thousands of people first commit suicide and millions lose everything because of these banker con artists. I’m telling you this so you don’t get the firm sucked into it. Know your account agreements. Avoid this shit.
“If I come up with any more good examples of how money affects people and how you should view money, I’ll make sure to let you know.” David offered Bob a knowing smile. Then he looked far away and nodded his head as he concluded his lesson on money.
Women, the Third Lesson
“Women are the third greatest gift God gave you, but he made a mistake. Women are an accident. God was clueless when he made that first woman. I’ve tried to analyze women from many different perspectives, you know, like I would a stock. I’ve worked hard at this and given it a great deal of thought, but it’s extremely complicated. There are some differences between women and men, and there’re even some differences between women. However, there are also some commonalities, so I’ll start by telling you what I know for sure, and then we’ll get into areas that are more complicated. Okay?
“Okay.”
“All right. First I’ve looked at what the Torah has to say about them. The first woman came out of Adam’s rib, but maybe not. How they got here is confusing. Some rabbis say there was one named Lilith who was a woman put here before Eve was taken from Adam’s rib. If Lilith was a real woman who didn’t come from Adam’s rib, then she was put here first as a person who might have been equal to Adam. This was likely problematic for God if it were true because Lilith was probably some kind of a mouthy bitch Adam couldn’t get along with, so God had to get rid of her somehow. Lilith might have been the first feminist and God had to go back to the drawing board and come up with a woman a man can get along with.
“If the Lilith story is true, then the Eve story about her being taken from Adam’s rib makes sense. God wanted women to be somewhat like men, sort of grateful to men for their existence, so he had the first woman in the book of Genesis come from a man. Think about that for a minute. This is huge. It’s a big concept.
“If it weren’t for the men to get women pregnant with children then there wouldn’t be any more people on the planet and Adam would have just died an old man with no kids. So God must have wanted lots of people. That’s why he made women, so there’d be lots of people. Maybe we have one less rib than women do, I’m not sure. But if we are short a rib then that’s because God wants us to marry women so we can get our missing rib back. I think God likes to see what people do. That amuses him, so the more people the funnier things get because most people are fuckups. If God just wanted more people, why didn’t he keep Lilith around? That’s a key question. The answer has to be that God wants women to be obedient and subservient to men. That must be right or else the Torah is wrong, and the Torah can’t be wrong. We have to conclude that women are here to produce more men until we can figure out how to reproduce men without them.
“The planet is half full of women. It’s a real predicament. We can either totally ignore them or we can try to understand our problem and work with it. If we ignore them, they get all moody and upset about being ignored and drive men nuts. When they say something, you have to pretend you’re listening to them and that what they’re saying is worth listening to, even though it probably isn’t. This results in a tremendous waste of your time, which you’ll remember is the most important gift God gave you, but if you ignore them they start working on driving you nuts. Then you’ll end up wasting even more time. Some guys try to escape from this conundrum, if only for a few hours, by begging off on Sundays and watching football. Some even watch football on Sunday, Monday, and Thursday nights, and college football on Saturdays. Then for the rest of the year there’s baseball, basketball, and some guys also watch hockey and the Olympics. The really lucky guys are the ones who can shake the wife off for hunting and fishing trips, or escape into a garage and work on a car.
“We know we’re stuck with them and we know they are emotional and tough to shake off, so we need to understand what drives them so we can keep them from catching us off guard. Women are sneaky as hell, so it’s important that you learn from me what they’re all about. Otherwise you’ll end up with one of them screwing your life up, so pay close attention here.
“I’ve made one profound observation about human women. They are not like any other female group from any other species on the planet. Other females, like sheep and goats or deer and elk, don’t wear makeup. Even female monkeys and apes don’t wear makeup and those animals are supposed to be kind of like us. Monkeys and apes don’t seem to have any trouble procreating, so there must not be a reproductive need for human women to wear makeup. This leads to only one conclusion: Human women wear makeup to impress other human women. They need to feel that they are better-looking than the other women they know. That’s the only conceivable reason.
“So you always need to tell a woman she looks nice, no matter what. If you’re with one woman and other women are around, never tell other women they look nice. If you do, your woman will go nuts buying even more makeup. A better idea is to wait until you are alone with your woman, and then tell her those other women all looked like shit compared to her. That will get you a peaceful day or two. Look at those as bonus days.
“Another thing that makes no sense is women wear high-heeled shoes. They walk around like crippled animals, off balance, subjecting themselves to twisted and broken ankles. They fuck up their feet so badly they often need surgery. Their behavior is unfathomable and yet almost all of them do it, unless they’re naked native women running around barefoot in some undeveloped country.
“Then there’s the way human women like to dress to show off their tits. They wear dresses that are guaranteed to make them catch colds because their chest is exposed from their neck to their belly buttons, and there’s this flimsy bit of cloth that sort of covers up the middle and outside half of their tits but lets you see the inside half. They call it the ‘plunging neckline’ or the ‘plunge your eyes down to my pussy’ look, or something like that. I guess they’re not sure if they should wear anything to cover their tits or not, so they compromise.
“You must act like you never notice this look, and you never comment about it. Even if your woman asks what you thought of another woman in the half-a-tit dress, you must tell her that you didn’t notice the dress or the woman wearing it. Now when a woman is nursing a baby, she will usually hide her tits, which is really weird because that’s when her tits are the biggest. So when her tits are kind of normal-sized, she tries to accentuate them, but when her tits are naturally full, she tries to hide them. I need to do more tit research and study the way women think about them. It’s a very mysterious area, and very few men have put a lot of serious research into it. I’ve thought about applying for a grant from the National Science Foundation to study tits, and I may still do that. I’ll keep you updated on the idea.
“When women wear a skirt or dress they don’t sit with their feet on the floor. They sit with their legs crossed so you can look way up their legs, almost all the way up to their pussies. It’s very hard to understand them. I can’t imagine why they are always showing off their body parts like they do. This is a very hard area for me, but I’m trying to tell you what I know about them. Every young man needs good advice and guidance from an older man in this area.
“Women love to talk a lot. You can tell that just by being quiet. If you’re in a restaurant, just listen for a while. Before you know it, some woman will start laughing like a screaming hyena. Then everybody will start talking louder and all the women will start shouting. It’s always the women who make it impossible to hear yourself think in a restaurant. They talk all the time about stuff that means absolutely nothing. Mostly they talk about how pissed off they are at other women or about some guy who said or did something.
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bsp; “They never talk about what the markets are doing or what kind of deal they can put together. They’ll talk about babies and birthdays and funerals, like how nice somebody looked in their casket, if the guy was a goy, or how nice the widow looked at Shiva, if she’s a Jewess. They’ll even talk about the food they ate at the reception after they put the poor stiff in the ground, can you imagine that?
“If they talk about how a baby barfs up its food or shits after they just put a fresh diaper on the little bastard, you need to pretend it’s all very fascinating. If they talk about their fucking cats and how the damn things tear up their furniture, you have to try hard not to let them know that they’re nuts for having cats in the first place. You need to let them think that it’s all just fascinating.
“Listen, this is really, really important. As an UGGA executive, you need to understand that nothing escapes their attention. The female organization is a giant information gathering and dissemination machine, like a combination vacuum cleaner and leaf blower. Gossip goes into one end, gets spun around, sliced and diced into total nonsensical bullshit, and then when you’d least expect it, like at a cocktail party, or in an important meeting, little balls of gossip crap and flying monkeys come blowing out of it. That’s the women’s way of disseminating information.
“Never tell any woman what you’re thinking. If you make that mistake, they’ll never forget it and they’ll never let you forget it either. Everything you think about has to be top secret around a woman. Never even hint at what you’re thinking about. If you give them a hint about something, it drives them totally nuts and they will not rest until they do the same in return.
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