by L. Sprague de Camp;Frederik Pohl;David Drake;S. M. Stirling;Alexei
Dagalaif said: “Huh! We’ll let him up all right. A handful of Greeks won’t get very far against the united Gothic nation.”
“That’s what the Vandals thought,” answered Padway dryly.
“Aiw,” said Dagalaif. “But we won’t make the mistakes the Vandals made.”
“I don’t know, son,” said Nevitta. “It seems to me we are making them already—or others just as bad. This king of ours—all he’s good for is hornswoggling his neighbors out of land and writing Latin poetry. And digging around in libraries. It would be better if we had an illiterate one, like Theoderik. Of course,” he added apologetically, “I admit I can read and write. My old man came from Pannonia with Theoderik, and he was always talking about the sacred duty of the Goths to preserve Roman civilization from savages like the Franks. He was determined that I would have a Latin education if it killed me. I admit I’ve found my education useful. But in the next few months it’ll be more important for our leader to know how to lead a charge than to say amo-amas-amat.”
CHAPTER V
Padway returned to Rome in the best of humor. Nevitta was the first person, besides Thomasus the Syrian, who had asked him to his house. And Padway, despite his somewhat cool exterior, was a sociable fellow at heart. He was, in fact, so elated that he dismounted and handed the reins of the borrowed horse to Hermann without noticing the three tough-looking parties leaning against the new fence in front of the old house on Long Street.
When he headed for the gate, the largest of the three, a black-bearded man, stepped in front of him. The man was holding a sheet of paper—real paper, no doubt from the felter to whom Padway had taught the art—in front of him and reading out loud to himself:—“medium height, brown hair and eyes, large nose, short beard. Speaks with an accent.” He looked up sharply. “Are you Martinus Paduei?”
“Sic. Quis est?”
“You’re under arrest. Will you come along quietly?”
“What? Who—What for—”
“Order of the municipal prefect. Sorcery.”
“But…but—Hey! You can’t—”
“I said quietly.”
The other two men had moved up on each side of Padway, and each took an arm and started to walk him along the street. When he resisted, a short bludgeon appeared in the hand of one. Padway looked around frantically. Hermann was already out of sight. Fritharik was not to be seen; no doubt he was snoring as usual. Padway filled his lungs to shout; the man on his right tightened his grip and raised the bludgeon threateningly. Padway didn’t shout.
They marched him down the Argiletum to the old jail below the Record Office on the Capitoline. He was still in somewhat of a daze as the clerk demanded his name, age, and address. All he could think of was that he had heard somewhere that you were entitled to telephone your lawyer before being locked up. And that information seemed hardly useful in the present circumstances.
A small, snapping Italian who had been lounging on a bench got up. “What’s this, a sorcery case involving a foreigner? Sounds like a national case to me,”
“Oh, no, it isn’t,” said the clerk. “You national officers have authority in Rome only in mixed Roman-Gothic cases. This man isn’t a Goth; says he’s an American, whatever that is.”
“Yes, it is! Read your regulations. The pretorian prefect’s office has jurisdiction in all capital cases involving foreigners. If you have a sorcery complaint, you turn it and the prisoner over to us. Come on, now.” The little man moved possessively toward Padway. Padway did not like the use of the term “capital cases.”
The clerk said: “Don’t be a fool. Think you’re going to drag him clear up to Ravenna for interrogation? We’ve got a perfectly good torture chamber here.”
“I’m only doing my duty,” snapped the state policeman. He grabbed Padway’s arm and started to haul him toward the door. “Come along now, sorcerer. We’ll show you some real, up-to-date torture at Ravenna. These Roman cops don’t know anything.”
“Christus! Are you crazy?” yelled the clerk. He jumped up and grabbed Padway’s other arm; so did the black-bearded man who had arrested him. The state policemen pulled and so did the other two.
“Hey!” yelled Padway. But the assorted functionaries were too engrossed in their tug-of-war to notice.
The state policeman shouted in a painfully penetrating voice: “Justinius, run and tell the adjutant prefect that these municipal scum are trying to withhold a prisoner from us!” A man ran out the door.
Another door opened, and a fat, sleepy-looking man came in. “What’s this?” he squeaked.
The clerk and the municipal policeman straightened up to attention, releasing Padway. The state policeman immediately resumed hauling him toward the door; the local cops abandoned their etiquette and grabbed him again. They all shouted at once at the fat man. Padway gathered that he was the municipal commentariensius, or police chief.
At that two more municipal policemen came in with a thin, ragged prisoner. They entered into the dispute with true Italian fervor, which meant using both hands. The ragged prisoner promptly darted out the door; his captors didn’t notice his absence for a full minute.
They then began shouting at each other. “What did you let him go for?” “You brass-bound idiot, you’re the one who let him go!”
The man called Justinius came back with an elegant person who announced himself as the corniculatis, or adjutant prefect. This individual waved a perfumed handkerchief at the struggling group and said: “Let him go, you chaps. Yes, you, too, Sulla.” (This was the state policeman.) “There won’t be anything left of him to interrogate if you keep that up.”
From the way the others in the now-crowded room quieted, Padway guessed that the adjutant prefect was a pretty big shot.
The adjutant prefect asked a few questions, then said: “I’m sorry, my dear old commentariensius, but I’m afraid he’s our man.”
“Not yet he isn’t,” squeaked the chief. “You fellows can’t just walk in here and grab a prisoner any time you feel like it. It would mean my job to let you have him.”
The adjutant prefect yawned. “Dear, dear, you’re such a bore. You forget that I represent the pretorian prefect, who represents the king, and if I order you to hand the prisoner over, you hand him over and that’s the end of it. I so order you, now.”
“Go ahead and order. You’ll have to take him by force, and I’ve got more force than you have.” The chief beamed Billikenlike and twiddled his thumbs. “Clodianus, go fetch our illustrious city governor, if he’s not too busy. We’ll see whether we have authority over our own jail.” The clerk departed. “Of course,” the chief continued, “we might use Solomon’s method.”
“You mean cut him in two?” asked the adjutant prefect.
“That’s it. Lord Jesus, that would be funny, wouldn’t it? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!” The chief laughed shrilly until the tears ran down his face. “Would you prefer the head end or the legs end? Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!” He rocked on his seat.
The other municipal officers dutifully laughed, also; the adjutant prefect permitted himself a wan, bored smile. Padway thought the chief’s humor in questionable taste.
Eventually the clerk returned with the city governor. Count Honorius wore a tunic with the two purple stripes of a Roman senator, and walked with such a carefully measured tread that Padway wondered if his footsteps hadn’t been laid out ahead of time with chalk marks. He had a square jaw and all the warmth of expression of a snapping turtle.
“What,” he asked in a voice like a steel file, “is this all about? Quick, now, I’m a busy man.” As he spoke, the little wattle under his jaw wobbled in a way that reminded Padway more than ever of a snapper.
The chief and the adjutant prefect gave their versions. The clerk dragged out a couple of law books; the three executive officers put their heads together and talked in low tones, turning pages rapidly and pointing to passages.
Finally the adjutant prefect gave in. He yawned elaborately. “Oh, well, it would b
e a dreadful bore to have to drag him up to Ravenna, anyway. Especially as the mosquito season will be starting there shortly. Glad to have seen you, my lord count.” He bowed to Honorius, nodded casually to the chief, and departed.
Honorius said: “Now that we have him, what’s to be done with him? Let’s see that complaint.”
The clerk dug out a paper and gave it to the count.
“Hm-m-m. ‘—and furthermore, that the said Martinus Paduei did most wickedly and feloniously consort with the Evil One, who taught him the diabolical arts of magic wherewith he has been jeopardizing the welfare of the citizens of the city of Rome—signed, Hannibal Scipio of Palermo.’ Wasn’t this Hannibal Scipio a former associate of yours or something?”
“Yes, my lord count,” said Padway, and explaining the circumstances of his parting with his foreman. “If it’s my printing press that he’s referring to, I can easily show that it’s a simple mechanical device, no more magical than one of your water clocks.”
“Hm-m-m,” said Honorius, “that may or may not be true.” He looked through narrowed eyes at Padway. “These new enterprises of yours have prospered pretty well, haven’t they?” His faint smile reminded Padway of a fox dreaming of unguarded henroosts.
“Yes and no, my lord. I have made a little money, but I’ve put most of it back in the business. So I haven’t more cash than I need for day-to-day expenses.”
“Too bad,” said Honorius. “It looks as though we’d have to let the case go through.”
Padway was getting more and more nervous under that penetrating scrutiny, but he put up a bold front. “Oh, my lord, I don’t think you have a case. If I may say so, it would be most unfortunate for your dignity to let the case come to trial.”
“So? I’m afraid my good man, that you don’t know what expert interrogators we have. You’ll have admitted all sorts of things by the time they finish…ah…questioning you.”
“Um-m-m. My lord, I said I didn’t have much cash. But I have an idea that might interest you.”
“That’s better. Lutetius, may I use your private office?”
Without waiting for an answer, Honorius marched to the office, jerking his head to Padway to follow. The chief looked after them sourly, obviously resenting the loss of his share of the swag.
In the chief’s office, Honorius turned to Padway. “You weren’t proposing to bribe your governor by chance, were you?” he asked coldly.
“Well…uh…not exactly—”
The count shot his head forward. “How much?” he snapped. “And what’s it in—jewels?”
Padway sighed with relief. “Please, my lord, not so fast, It’ll take a bit of explaining.”
“Your explanation had better be good.”
“It’s this way, my lord: I’m just a poor stranger in Rome, and naturally I have to depend on my wits for a living. The only really valuable thing I have is those wits. But, with reasonably kind treatment, they can be made to pay a handsome return.”
“Get to the point, young man.”
“You have a law against limited-liability corporations in other than public enterprises, haven’t you?”
Honorius rubbed his chin. “We did have once. I don’t know what its status is, now that the senate’s authority is limited to the city. I don’t think the Goths have made any regulations on that subject. Why?”
“Well if you can get the senate to pass an amendment to the old law—I don’t think it would be necessary, but it would look better—I could show you how you and a few other deserving senators could benefit handsomely from the organization and operation of such a company.”
Honorius stiffened. “Young man, that’s a miserable sort of offer. You ought to know that the dignity of a patrician forbids him to engage in trade.”
“You wouldn’t engage in it, my lord. You’d be the stockholders.”
“We’d be the what?”
Padway explained the operation of a stock corporation.
Honorius rubbed his chin again. “Yes, I see where something might be made of that plan. What sort of company did you have in mind?”
“A company for the transmission of information over long distances much more rapidly than a messenger can travel. In my country they’d call it a semaphore telegraph. The company gets its revenue from tolls on private messages. Of course, it wouldn’t hurt if you could get a subsidy from the royal treasury, on the ground that the institution was valuable for national defense.”
Honorius thought awhile. Then he said: “I won’t commit myself now; I shall have to think about the matter and sound out my friends. In the meantime, you will, of course, remain in Lutetius’ custody here.”
Padway grinned. “My lord count, your daughter is getting married next week, isn’t she?”
“What of it?”
“You want a nice write-up of the wedding in my paper, don’t you? A list of distinguished guests, a wood-cut picture of the bride, and so forth.”
“Hm-m-m. I shouldn’t mind that; no.”
“Well, then, you better not hold me, or I shan’t be able to get the paper out. It would be a pity if such a gala event missed the news because the publisher was in jail at the time.”
Honorius rubbed his chin and smiled thinly. “For a barbarian, you’re not as stupid as one would expect. I’ll have you released.”
“Many thanks, my lord. I might add that I shall be able to write much more glowing paragraphs after that complaint has been dismissed. We creative workers, you know—”
When Padway was out of earshot of the jail, he indulged in a long “Whew!” He was sweating, and not with the heat, either. It was a good thing that none of the officials noticed how near he had been to collapse from sheer terror. The prospect of a stand-up fight wouldn’t have bothered him more than most young men. But torture…
As soon as he had put his establishment in order, he went into a huddle with Thomasus. He was properly prepared when the procession of five sedan chairs, bearing Honorius and four other senators, crawled up Long Street to his place. The senators seemed not only willing but eager to lay their money on the line, especially after they saw the beautiful stock certificates that Padway had printed. But they didn’t seem to have quite Padway’s idea of how to run a corporation.
One of them poked him in the ribs and grinned. “My dear Martinus, you’re not really going to put up those silly signal towers and things?”
“Well,” said Padway cautiously, “that was the idea.”
The senator winked. “Oh, I understand that you’ll have to put up a couple to fool the middle class, so we can sell our stock at a profit. But we know it’s all a fake, don’t we? You couldn’t make anything with your signaling scheme in a thousand years.”
Padway didn’t bother to argue with him. He also didn’t bother to explain the true object of having Thomasus the Syrian, Ebenezer the Jew, and Vardan the Armenian each take eighteen per cent of the stock. The senators might have been interested in knowing that these three bankers had agreed ahead of time to hold their stock and vote as Padway instructed, thereby giving him, with fifty-four per cent of the stock, complete control of the corporation.
Padway had every intention of making his telegraph company a success, starting with a line of towers from Naples to Rome to Ravenna, and tying its operation in with that of his paper. He soon ran into an elementary difficulty: If he wanted to keep his expenses down to somewhere within sight of income, he needed telescopes, to make possible a wide spacing of the towers. Telescopes meant lenses. Where in the world was there a lens or a man who could make one? True, there was a story about Nero’s emerald lorgnette…
Padway went to see Sextus Dentatus, the froglike goldsmith who had changed his lire to sesterces. Dentatus croaked directions to the establishment of one Florianus the Glazier.
Florianus was a light-haired man with a drooping mustache and a nasal accent. He came to the front of his dark little shop smelling strongly of wine. Yes, he had owned his own glass factory once, at Cologne. B
ut business was bad for the Rhineland glass industry; the uncertainties of life under the Franks, you know, my sir. He had gone broke. Now he made a precarious living mending windows and such.
Padway explained what he wanted, paid a little on account, and left him. When he went back on the promised day, Florianus flapped his hands as if he were trying to take off. “A thousand pardons, my sir! It has been hard to buy up the necessary cullet. But a few days more, I pray you. And if I could have a little more money on account—times are hard—I am poor—”
On Padway’s third visit he found Florianus drunk. When Padway shook him, all the man could do was mumble Gallo-romance at him, which Padway did not understand. Padway went to the back of the shop. There was no sign of tools or materials for making lenses.
Padway left in disgust. The nearest real glass industry was at Puteoli, near Naples. It would take forever to get anything done by correspondence.
Padway called in George Menandrus and hired him as editor of the paper. For several days he talked himself hoarse and Menandrus deaf on How to Be an Editor. Then, with a sinking heart, he left for Naples. He experienced the famous canal-boat ride celebrated by Horace, and found it quite as bad as alleged.
Vesuvius was not smoking. But Puteoli, on the little strip of level ground between the extinct crater of Solfatara and the sea, was. Padway and Fritharik sought out the place recommended by Dentatus. This was one of the largest and smokiest of the glass factories.
Padway asked the doorman for Andronicus, the proprietor. Andronicus was a short, brawny man covered with soot. When Padway told who he was, Andronicus cried: “Ah! Fine! Come, gentlemen, I have just the thing.”
They followed him into his private inferno. The vestibule, which was also the office, was lined with shelves. The shelves were covered with glassware. Andronicus picked up a vase. “Ah! Look! Such clearness! You couldn’t get whiter glass from Alexandria! Only two solidi!”