by L. Sprague de Camp;Frederik Pohl;David Drake;S. M. Stirling;Alexei
She said softly: “I know the laws, Martinus. That is not what I need instruction in.”
Padway suppressed his tendency to talk frantically of impersonal matters to cover emotional turmoil. He said, “My love, your first lesson will be this.” He kissed her hand.
Her eyes were half closed, her mouth slightly open, and her breath was quick and shallow. She whispered: “Do the Americans, then, practice the art of kissing as we do?”
He gathered her in and applied the second lesson.
Mathaswentha opened her eyes, blinked, and shook her head. “That was a foolish question, my dear Martinus. The Americans are way ahead of us. What ideas you put in an innocent girl’s head!” She laughed joyfully. Padway laughed too.
Padway said: “You’ve made me very happy, princess.”
“You’ve made me happy, too, my prince. I thought I should never find anyone like you.” She swayed into his arms again.
Mathaswentha sat up and straightened her hair. She said in a brisk, businesslike manner: “There are a lot of questions to settle before we decide anything finally. Wittigis, for instance.”
“What about him?” Padway’s happiness suddenly wasn’t quite so complete.
“He’ll have to be killed, naturally.”
“Oh?”
“Don’t ‘oh’ me, my dear. I warned you that I am no halfhearted hater. And Thiudahad, too.”
“Why him?”
She straightened up, frowning. “He murdered my mother, didn’t he? What more reason do you want? And eventually you will want to become king yourself—”
“No, I won’t,” said Padway.
“Not want to be king? Why, Martinus!”
“Not for me, my dear. Anyhow, I’m not an Amaling.”
“As my husband you will be considered one.”
“I still don’t want—”
“Now, darling, you just think you don’t. You will change your mind. While we are about it, there is that former serving-wench of yours, Julia I think her name is—”
“What about—what do you know about her?”
“Enough. We women hear everything sooner or later.”
The little cold spot in Padway’s stomach spread and spread. “But—but—”
“Now, Martinus, it’s a small favor that your betrothed is asking. And don’t think that a person like me would be jealous of a mere house-servant. But it would be a humiliation to me if she were living after our marriage. It needn’t be a painful death—some quick poison…”
Padway’s face was as blank as that of a renting agent at the mention of cockroaches. His mind was whirling. There seemed to be no end to Mathaswentha’s lethal little plans. His underwear was damp with cold sweat.
He knew now that he was not in the least in love with Mathaswentha. Let some roaring Goth have this fierce blond Valkyr! He preferred a girl with less direct ideas of getting what she wanted. And no insurance man would give a policy on a member of the Amal clan, considering their dark and bloody past.
“Well?” said Mathaswentha.
“I was thinking,” replied Padway. He did not say that he was thinking, frantically, how to get out of this fix.
“I just remembered,” he said slowly, “I have a wife back in America.”
“Oh. This is a fine time to think of that,” she answered coldly.
“I haven’t seen her for a long time.”
“Well, then, there’s a divorce, isn’t there?”
“Not in my religion. We congregationalists believe there’s a special compartment in hell for frying divorced persons.”
“Martinus!” Her eyes were a pair of gray blow-torches. “You’re afraid. You’re trying to back out. No man shall ever do that to me and live to tell—”
“No, no, not at all!” cried Padway. “Nothing of the sort, my dear! I’d wade through rivers of blood to reach your side.”
“Hmmm. A very pretty speech, Martinus Paduei. Do you use it on all the girls?”
“I mean it. I’m mad about you.”
“Then why don’t you act as if—”
“I’m devoted to you. It was stupid of me not to think of this obstacle sooner.”
“Do you really love me?” She softened a little.
“Of course I do! I’ve never known anyone like you.” The last sentence was truthful. “But facts are facts.”
Mathaswentha rubbed her forehead, obviously struggling with conflicting emotions. She asked: “If you haven’t seen her for so long, how do you know she’s alive?”
“I don’t. But I don’t know that she isn’t. You know how strict your laws are about bigamy. Edicts of Athalarik, Paragraph Six, I looked it up.”
“You would,” she said with some bitterness. “Does anyone else in Italy know about this American bitch of yours?”
“N-no—but—”
“Then aren’t you being a bit silly, Martinus? What difference does it make, if she’s on the other side of the earth?”
“Religion.”
“Oh, the devil fly away with the priests! I’ll handle the Arians when we’re in power. For the Catholics, you have influence with the Bishop of Bologna, I hear, and that means with the Pope.”
“I don’t mean the churches. I mean my personal convictions.”
“A practical fellow like you? Nonsense. You’re using them as an excuse—”
Padway, seeing the fires about to flare up again, interrupted: “Now, Mathaswentha, you don’t want to start a religious argument, do you? You let my creed alone and I’ll say nothing against yours. Oh, I just thought of a solution.”
“What?”
“I’ll send a messenger to America to find out whether my wife is still alive.”
“How long will that take?”
“Weeks. Months, perhaps. If you really love me you won’t mind waiting.”
“I’d wait,” she said without enthusiasm. She looked up sharply. “Suppose your messenger finds the woman alive?”
“We’ll worry about that when the time comes.”
“Oh, no, we won’t. We’ll settle this now.”
“Look, darling, don’t you trust your future husband? Then—”
“Don’t evade, Martinus. You’re as slippery as a Byzantine lawyer.”
“In that case, I suppose I’d take a chance on my immortal—”
“Oh, but, Martinus!” she cried cheerfully. “How stupid of me not to see the answer before! You shall instruct your messenger, if he finds her alive, to poison her! Such things can always be managed discreetly.”
“That is an idea.”
“It’s the obvious idea! I’d prefer it to a mere divorce anyway, for the sake of my good name. Now all our worries are over.” She hugged him with disconcerting violence.
“I suppose they are,” said Padway with an utter lack of conviction. “Let’s continue our lessons, dearest.” He kissed her again, trying for a record this time.
She smiled up at him and sighed happily. “You shall never kiss anyone else, my love.”
“I wouldn’t think of it, princess.”
“You’d better not,” she said. “You will forgive me, dear boy, for getting a little upset just now. I am but an innocent young girl, with no knowledge of the world and no will of her own.”
At least, thought Padway, he was not the only liar present. He stood up and pulled her to her feet. “I must go now. I’ll send the messenger off the first thing. And tomorrow I leave for Rome.”
“Oh, Martinus! You surely don’t have to go. You just think you do—”
“No, really. State business, you know. I’ll think of you all the way.” He kissed her again. “Be brave, my dear. Smile, now.”
She smiled a trifle tearfully and squeezed the breath out of him.
When Padway got back to his quarters, he hauled his orderly, an Armenian cuirassier, out of bed. “Put on your right boot,” he ordered.
The man rubbed his eyes. “My right boot? Do I understand you, noble sir?”
“You do. Quickl
y, now.” When the yellow rawhide boot was on, Padway turned his back to the orderly and bent over. He said over his shoulder, “You will give me a swift kick in the fundament, my good Tirdat.”
Tirdat’s mouth fell open. “Kick my commander?”
“You heard me the first time. Go ahead. Now.”
Tirdat shuffled uneasily, but at Padway’s glare he finally hauled off and let fly. The kick almost sent Padway sprawling. He straightened up, rubbing the spot. “Thank you, Tirdat. You may go back to bed.” He started for the wash bowl to brush his teeth with a willow twig. (Must start the manufacture of real toothbrushes one of these days, he thought.) He felt much better.
But Padway did not get off to Rome the next day, or even the day after that. He began to learn that the position of king’s quaestor was not just a nice well-paying job that let you order people around and do as you pleased. First Wakkis Thurumund’s son, a Gothic noble of the Royal Council, came around with a rough draft of a proposed amendment to the law against horse stealing.
He explained: “Wittigis agreed to this revision of the law, but the counter-revolution took place before he had a chance to change it. So, excellent Martinus, it’s up to you to discuss the matter with Thiudahad, put the amendment in proper legal language, and try to hold the king’s attention long enough to get his signature.” Wakkis grinned. “And may the saints help you if he’s in a stubborn mood, my lad!”
Padway wondered what the devil to do; then he dug up Cassiodorus, who as head of the Italian Civil Service ought to know the ropes. The old scholar proved a great help, though Padway saw fit to edit some of the unnecessarily flowery phrases of the prefect’s draft.
He asked Urias around for lunch. Urias came and was friendly enough, though still somewhat bitter about the treatment of his uncle Wittigis. Padway liked him. He thought, I can’t hold out on Mathaswentha indefinitely. And I shan’t dare take up with another girl while she looks on me as a suitor. But this fellow is big and good-looking, and he seems intelligent. If I could engineer a match—
He asked Urias whether he was married. Urias raised eyebrows. “No. Why?”
“I just wondered. What do you intend to do with yourself now?”
“I don’t know. Go rusticate on my land in Picenum, I suppose. It’ll be a dull life, after the soldiering I’ve been doing the past few years.”
Padway asked casually: “Have you ever met the Princess Mathaswentha?”
“Not formally. I arrived in Ravenna only a few days ago for the wedding. I saw her in the church, of course, when you barged in. She’s attractive, isn’t she?”
“Quite so. She’s a person worth knowing. If you like, I’ll try to arrange a meeting.”
Padway, as soon as Urias had gone, rushed around to Mathaswentha’s house. He contrived to make his arrival look as unpremeditated as possible. He started to explain: “I’ve been delayed, my dear. I may not get off to Rome ubb—” Mathaswentha had slid her arms around his neck and stopped his little speech in the most effective manner. Padway didn’t dare seem tepid, but that wasn’t at all difficult. The only trouble was that it made coherent thought impossible at a time when he wanted all his craft. And the passionate wench seemed satisfied to stand in the vestibule and kiss him all afternoon.
She finally said: “Now, what were you saying, my dearest?”
Padway finished his statement. “So I thought I’d drop in for a moment.” He laughed. “It’s just as well I’m going to Rome; I shall never get any work done as long as I’m in the city with you. Do you know Wittigis’ nephew Urias by the way?”
“No. And I’m not sure I want to. When we kill Wittigis, we shall naturally have to consider killing his nephews, too. I have a silly prejudice against murdering people I know socially.”
“Oh, my dear, I think that’s a mistake. He’s a splendid young man; you’d really like him. He’s one Goth with both brains and character; probably the only one.”
“Well, I don’t know—”
“And I need him in my business, only he’s got scruples against working for me. I thought maybe you could work your flashing smile on him, to soften him up a bit.”
“If you think I could really help you, perhaps—”
Thus the Gothic princess had Padway and Urias for company at dinner that night. Mathaswentha was pretty cool to Urias at first. But they drank a good deal of wine, and she unbent. Urias was good company. Presently they were all laughing uproariously at his imitation of a drunken Hun, and at Padway’s hastily translated off-color stories. Padway taught the other two a Greek popular song that Tirdat, his orderly, had brought from Constantinople. If Padway hadn’t been conscious of a small gnawing anxiety for the success of his various plots, he’d have said he was having the best time of his life.
CHAPTER XIII
Back in Rome, Padway went to see his captive Imperial generals. They were comfortably housed and seemed well enough pleased with their situation, though Belisarius was moody and abstracted. Enforced inactivity didn’t sit well with the former commander-in-chief.
Padway asked him: “As you can learn easily enough, we shall soon have a powerful state here. Have you changed your mind about joining us?”
“No, my lord quaestor, I have not. An oath is an oath.”
“Have you ever broken an oath in your life?”
“Not to my knowledge.”
“If for any reason you should swear an oath to me, I suppose, you’d consider yourself as firmly bound by it as by the others, wouldn’t you?”
“Naturally. But that’s a ridiculous supposition.”
“Perhaps. How would it be if I offered you parole and transportation back to Constantinople, on condition that you would never again bear arms against the kingdom of the Goths and Italians?”
“You’re a crafty and resourceful man, Martinus. I thank you for the offer, but I couldn’t square it with my oath to Justinian. Therefore I must decline.”
Padway repeated his offer to the other generals. Constantianus, Perianus, and Bessas accepted at once. Padway’s reasoning was as follows: These three were just fair-to-middling commanders. Justinian could get plenty more of this kind, so there was not much point in keeping them. Of course they’d violate their oaths as soon as they were out of his reach. But Belisarius was a real military genius; he mustn’t be allowed to fight against the kingdom again. Either he’d have to come over, or give his parole—which he alone would keep—or be kept in detention.
On the other hand, Justinian’s clever but slightly warped mind was unreasonably jealous of Belisarius’ success and his somewhat stuffy virtue. When he learned that Belisarius had stayed behind in Rome rather than give a parole that he’d be expected to break, the emperor might be sufficiently annoyed to do something interesting.
Padway wrote:
King Thiudahad to the Emperor Justinian, Greetings.
Your serene highness: We send you with this letter the persons of your generals Constantianus, Perianus, and Bessas, under parole not to bear arms against us again. A similar parole was offered your general Belisarius, but he declined to accept it on grounds of his personal honor.
As continuation of this war seems unlikely to achieve any constructive result, we take the opportunity of stating the terms that we should consider reasonable for the establishment of enduring peace between us.
1. Imperial troops shall evacuate Sicily and Dalmatia forthwith.
2. An indemnity of one hundred thousand solidi in gold shall be paid us for damages done by your invading armies.
3. We shall agree never again to make war, one upon the other, without mutual consultation in advance. Details can be settled in due course.
4. We shall agree not to assist any third parties, by men, money, or munitions, which hereafter shall make war upon either of us.
5. We shall agree upon a commercial treaty to facilitate the exchange of goods between our respective realms.
This is of course a very rough outline, details of which would have to be sett
led by conference between our representatives. We think you will agree that these terms, or others very similar in intent, are the least that we could reasonably ask under the circumstances.
We shall anticipate the gracious favor of a reply at your serenity’s earliest convenience.
by
Martinus Paduei, Quaestor.
When he saw who his visitor was, Thomasus got up with a grunt and waddled toward him, good eye sparkling and hand outstretched. “Martinus! It’s good to see you again. How does it feel to be important?”
“Wearisome,” said Padway, shaking hands vigorously. “What’s the news?”
“News? News? Listen to that! He’s been making most of the news in Italy for the past two months, and he wants to know what the news is!”
“I mean about our little bird in a cage.”
“Huh? Oh, you mean”—Thomasus looked around cautiously—“ex-King Wittigis? He was doing fine at last reports, though nobody’s been able to get a civil word out of him. Listen, Martinus, of all the lousy tricks I ever heard of, springing the job of hiding him on me without warning was the worst. I’m sure God agrees with me, too. Those soldiers dragged me out of bed, and then I had them and their prisoner around the house for several days.”
“I’m sorry, Thomasus. But you were the only man in Rome I felt I could trust absolutely.”
“Oh, well, if you put it that way. But Wittigis was the worst grouch I ever saw. Nothing suited him.”
“How’s the telegraph company coming?”
“That’s another thing. The Naples line is working regularly. But the lines to Ravenna and Florence won’t be finished for a month, and until they are there’s no chance of a profit. And the minority stockholders have discovered that they’re a minority. You should have heard them howl! They’re after your blood. At first Count Honorius was with them. He threatened to jail Vardan and Ebenezer and me if we didn’t sell him—give him, practically—a controlling interest. But we learned he needed money worse than he needed the stock, and bought his from him. So the other patricians have to be satisfied with snubbing us when they pass us in the street.”
“I’m going to start another paper as soon as I get time,” said Padway. “There’ll be two, one in Rome and one in Florence.”