Sinder 1: Experimentation
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“Where are they?” the old Donnell insists as I freeze on his impressive stare, protecting me like a bird fallen from its nest.
“I’ve no idea.” I hear myself answer, suddenly feeling like hypnotized by the surprising charisma emanating from this guy.
It’s me ore him, but this guy has something intriguing. A strange thing holding me back when I should be running away from here as fast as possible before he gets me placed or even worse. Get the hell away Sandre before you end up in really deep shit!
“How long has it been since you last saw them?”
“A year.”
Am I stupid or what? I can’t tell him. Who’s this asshole? A human lie detector? Fuck, he’s a cop! Those idiots have always had this effect on me. Fuck Sandre, why are you freaking out?
He takes a deep breath and passes his hand through his gorgeous hair observing the sky. His eyes and lips seem to express a series of emotions, each one more frightening than the other. He looks like he’s feeling guilty for the situation I’m in as if he could change anything that idiot. This guy’s really nuts!
“I thought something was off. You have been so different since you changed school.”
I stare at him, stunned, but that idiot doesn’t look at me. How does he know I’m not in the same school anymore? This guy is even crazier than I thought. He’s been spying on me? I often ran into him, but I never imagined he could be following me. Winsted is a small town. Fuck, I’m in big shit! And on top of it, he goes on:
“I promised not to tell anything, but I suppose that considering the circumstances…Um…Your mother and I, we went out for some time…”
He’s losing it! What is he talking about?
“Sandre, I don’t really know how to tell you this…it’s not a very common revelation…um…well…I… I’m…your…biological father.”
This can’t be true, he’s crazy. He really has a problem, he needs to get help, I already have a father. A fucking bastard but a father still. My mother would never have done this. Questions run around in my head yet I’m not able to formulate any of them. And, I end up asking the most stupid one:
“Will the nerd, he’s my brother?”
Bonus
Sex as seen by Sandre
The various fractices :
Fellatio: Actually, I think that if I tell you about the famous blowjob or what guys grossly call getting their dicks sucked, all of the sudden everybody knows what I’m talking about. There even is an insult using this, but I’d rather not use that one. And for those who still have a doubt, here’s the dictionary’s definition: the act of stimulating a man’s penis with the mouth for sexual pleasure. Does this make it clearer? And I even found a precise description for the practice part. Ok, I’ll brief you. First you put your hands on it, one that feels up the tip and the other one that plays with the balls. And it’s on. The tongue caresses, tickles, dances over it just to excite the beast. When the thing starts to shiver, you use your mouth and most of all don’t forget this thing is sensitive and terrified of getting bitten. And go at it quite boldly, suck, press it with your tongue to expulse the tip, speed up and mostly, do not forget to breathe. Did I shock you? I know, it seems disgusting this way, but I’m sure that it actually isn’t that horrible, especially if you stop before the big finale. And from what’s written in the books, it’s the best way to drive a guy crazy.
Cunnilingus: Bless you! Well, we know that one too. We all have already heard about pussy eating. I suppose there are some who need to be put in the picture, so back to our friend Webster: the act of stimulating a woman’s sexual organs with the mouth for sexual pleasure. The good thing about definitions is that it makes everything seem less appealing right away. They have a way of saying things that leaves me perplexed.
So, a short briefing to get a better idea of what the misters have to put up with. First, you put your fingers there, but gently please. You delicately open the instrument, you spread it all apart. And for those who don’t know it, there’s a thing coming out of there too. Well of course, it’s ridiculously small, but it’s there all the same and extremely important. OK, you got that? So, that’s the thing, my friends, you tickle with your tongue, and when the temperature gets a level up, you get to the serious stuff. You suck on everything there is and you get back to childhood. And for the more adventurous ones, you can also take a trip to the mysterious depths. Am I being clear enough?
Sodomy: Oh my god, I’m having a hard time with this one. I think I even kept my eyes closed half the time I was reading about this and shuddered the other half. Well I’ll still give you the definition: Anal copulation with a member of the same or opposite sex. Apparently it triggers staggering orgasms, but for the rest, I really can’t, it still makes me nauseous to think about it.
Hand jobs: Here’s one I don’t need to take the encyclopedia out to know what it’s about. And for those who are not used to this: act of stimulating the genitals manually usually to orgasm. You know I even found a hand job course on the internet, but seriously, I don’t recommend it, it is very… unsettling. Well, it’s not complicated at all. First you firmly hold the thing and then shake the beast progressively adding speed and firmness in accordance to the sounds emanating from the owner’s mouth.
Bondage: Here’s one I’ve never heard of before. But be reassured, you won’t be shocked this time, well at least I wasn’t. The technical explanation: sexual activity that involves tying a person up for pleasure. And you ask for permission first so you don’t traumatize the faint-hearted.
The actual instruments:
This is the must to know if you want a good grade. Come on I’ll make a drawing for you.
Female anatomy
Male anatomy
The positions
Ah, on those, my mother has tons of reads of all kinds: illustrated, with supporting photos or detailed explanations. It’s the famous Kama Sutra. Honestly for some you need to be a professional athlete, enough to give you complexes. I’m sure some people end up at the hospital because of their bullshit and for the others you won’t make me believe they have done more than half of them. Well, I still noted a few ones, one never knows.
Missionary: I’m sure it rings a bell, well, normal; it’s the one everybody knows, the one we see in movies: One lying on the other, the guy on top of course.
Cowgirl: You certainly know about cowboys, well visualize them riding their horses; except that here, the guy takes the place of the horse and you straddle him.
Doggy style: This one, I don’t like it at all, probably because the gal is in a seriously ridiculous position. So, you get on your hands and knees like a frightened dog and he takes you from behind. Oh my God, I did not just write that! Well, apparently the guys love this one.
Spooning: Who doesn’t know the spooning position for sleeping, well it’s the same with the guy behind.
Contraception:
Ah! Here’s the thing everybody’s talking to us about since middle school, as if we were completely deaf.
And the sexually transmitted diseases and the babies…well, you know what? There’s more than the pill and the condom. Seriously you think everybody has the ability not to forget a ridiculously small pill, everyday, at the same time? Well some have thought about the scatterbrains and we have a lot to choose from. There’s a patch like for the smoke addicts. You can also have an implant that thinks about the pill for you or hormone injections. And for the experimented women, there’s the intrauterine device or the diaphragm. And the discovery that really blew my mind, a female condom! Seriously, and it’s much wider than the one for the guys and you can put it on hours before, like a tampon. You know like, one never knows!
Thanks
First I would like to thank all those that have supported and helped me in this incredible adventure that is writing. More particularly I think about Asyne and Ninis who have guided me through the long and fastidious work of correction, and, also and mostly, you who have read me. I hope you enjoyed it, that Sandre
’s and Josh’s rudeness did not shock you too much and that the end hasn’t frustrated you too much. I promise, part 2 will be coming soon and it will bring its share of unforeseen developments.
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Notes
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As this French author has not been translated into English, I give you the French titles of his books and give you their translations in the following footnotes.
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The treaty of desire
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The art of fellatio
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How to please him to orgasm
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Feel like discovering Sandre’s notes? Go have a look at the Bonus on the last pages.