“Shit, this is embarrassing. I totally forgot my wallet.” He looks over at me.
Fucking seriously? I open my mouth to say I’ll pick up the check before he starts to laugh.
“Just kidding. You should have seen your face.” He gets up from the booth taking the check up to the front.
I follow him after a few minutes. It might be a little exhausting trying to keep up with Justin.
He walks me out to my car and we are now engaged in the awkward stance where you don’t know how to say goodbye.
“Ah, screw it.” He reaches for me pulling me to him letting his mouth crash against mine.
His hands grip my hips and he steps forward backing me against my car. I wrap my arms around his neck as I open my mouth to him. He’s moving slow but he’s dominant at the same time. My fingers thread through his hair giving it a little tug.
“Hey now, if you get to do it so do I.” His hands slowly move up my body until one of them wraps around my ponytail, giving it a tug and exposing my neck to him. He places a few kisses on it before completely letting go of me.
“Unless you want to cash in on my big boy sauce offer, I need to stop now. Text you later, beautiful.”
He walks away and I’m still standing there like an idiot.
The man is an amazing kisser.
He even has me contemplating his sauce offer.
God, I’m a slut.
Chapter Eight
Today all of us girls are going to the mall together. I am in some serious need of new bras and panties especially since I’m going over to Justin’s tonight.
He texted me yesterday and asked me if I wanted to come over, watch Netflix and chill. Dani immediately started giggling and Melanie sat there completely confused. I had to explain to her that Netflix and chill really means having sex with Netflix on in the background. She didn’t believe me at first until she plugged it into Urban Dictionary.
After that she ran like a bat out of hell to get her phone. Apparently one of the guys asked her out and wanted to Netflix and chill. A part of me wishes I wouldn’t have said anything because that would have been hysterical.
We stroll through Victoria’s Secret and I pick up a few new things.
“So you’re gonna do it tonight huh?” Dani looks over at me.
“I guess so. I mean, hey, I was ready to move on with a random, I actually like Justin so that’s a plus.” I shrug. The truth is that because I like him I’m totally freaking out about going over there tonight. I mean, I haven’t done this whole thing before and I’m not really sure how it works. Usually I’ve been in a relationship and it’s just been easy.
As we are walking out of the store I practically run into the last person I want to see. Jeremy, with his new piece of ass Tonya. She’s a fairy, of course, because she’s probably too stupid to know any better than to be with that douchebag. They are practically mauling each other’s faces, and it’s getting me nauseous.
“Jesus, can you two get a room? Or maybe just fall off the face of the earth,” Dani says as they pull apart to look at us.
“Oh look, there’s my leftovers and her two sidekicks.” Jeremy smirks at us and I just want to smack him across the face.
“Hey listen, more power to you, Tonya, if you’re okay tolerating that popsicle stick he calls a penis. Me? I was never satisfied and usually finished myself off at home.” I smile at both of them before walking away.
Once we are a decent distance away I let out a groan of frustration. “God, I hate him. I mean legitimately hate him and wish his man parts would shrivel up and fall off.”
“I know, girl, but unfortunately if they haven’t fallen off yet I think you’re out of luck.” Melanie scrunches her face and we all laugh.
We go through a few more stores before heading home. I throw on a pair of leggings and a V-neck shirt, underneath are one of my new bra and panty sets. I walk out into the living room. “What do you think? Do I look like a girl ready to Netflix and chill?”
They both start to laugh. “You’ve always looked like that girl,” Dani says before laughing some more.
“Bitches,” I mumble as I grab my purse.
“Love you!” they yell in unison as I close the door.
***
I pull up in front of Justin’s apartment and can’t make myself get out of the car. I’m so nervous that my leg has been shaking the entire drive over. Going somewhere knowing that you’ll be having sex is so much more stressful than being with someone and it just happening.
What do I do when I walk in? Will he just jump my bones? Am I supposed to initiate it? I feel like a damn virgin all over again.
I get out trying to shake off the nerves as I walk up to his apartment. I knock on the door teetering from one foot to the other.
Justin opens the door dressed like he was on our first date and I wring my hands in nervousness. “Hey.” He moves to the side to let me in.
I walk into the apartment and I feel like this is what I would expect a guy’s apartment to look like. Empty cans on the kitchen counter, random pieces of clothing on the floor. I see a couple pizza boxes but from the smell I’d guess that they are for us. I walk over and kind of hover in front of the couch not really knowing if I should sit down, or what.
“Why are you all awkward?” Justin looks over at me.
“I don’t know, I guess it’s just kind of weird right now.” I shrug.
He walks over holding two plates of pizza, and hands me one. Grabbing the remote he sits down on the couch and pulls his Netflix up, turning on a comedy.
So wait. Did he really just want to watch Netflix and hang out? Did I take the pervert’s interpretation of this? Part of me is relieved while another part is irritated. I shaved today so I fully expect some action.
I sit down and then take a bite of pizza. We watch the movie and fall into our easy interaction, the way it was last time. When the movie end he asks if I want to watch something else.
Really? I can’t believe I read this situation so wrong. I shake my head in disbelief.
“Something wrong?”
I look over and see that he must have been watching me and my internal struggle. “I just guess I thought when you asked me over that you were expecting something else.”
“Like what?”
Oh god. He’s going to make me say it. “There is a thing that when people ask you over to watch Netflix and chill, it means to come over and have sex.” I cover my face completely embarrassed that I just told him I thought I was coming over for sex.
I hear him laugh before he gives my arm a tug and pulls me onto his lap. I can feel him hard underneath me and I open my eyes to look at him.
“I totally meant it that way. I was just having fun messing with you because you came in all uncomfortable.” He pulls my mouth to his and I open for him, letting him in.
“You know that was really not cool,” I mumble as I pull away from him.
“Yeah, well let me make it up to you.”
A chill runs through me.
Yes, please.
He stands up taking me with him and carries me to his bedroom. I yelp as he lets go of me and tosses me onto his bed. The two of us strip our clothes in almost record time.
“You ready for that big boy sauce?” He smiles at me.
“Okay, no. Time and place, and right now is neither.”
I grab his neck pulling his mouth to mine. I really like kissing him. My mind doesn’t wander and I can’t get enough.
He pulls away and I see him reach into his bedside table for a condom. God, I hate those things. It really sucks that they are such a necessity.
When he climbs back on the bed he trails his fingers across my hips sending goose bumps all over my body. He dips his fingers low and slowly inserts one of them into me. I gasp at the intrusion and lift my hips letting him know I want more. He pulls it out stroking me lightly before this time putting in two fingers. I groan and when his th
umb starts to circle my clit I grip the sheets. He starts to pick up the pace and as pathetic as this is I’m already close. When he pushes down hard I break apart and let out a moan that I totally didn’t mean to.
I’m coming down from my high as he climbs on top of me. He kisses me at the same time that he sinks himself into me. I dig my nails into his back letting out a slight moan.
He starts to move, slow at first and then picking up speed as he goes on. He lifts himself up more so that he’s on his knees and from this point it feels so much deeper. I have never had an orgasm during sex before, but I can feel another one coming. I lift my hips to him, begging him for more, to give me my release. He just goes harder and faster, with each pump I yell from the pleasure and the sensation of him driving into me.
My legs tense and I scream as another orgasm rips through me. After a couple more pumps his body tenses and he groans.
That was the best sex I’ve had in a while.
Chapter Nine
I wake up to sun shining through the blinds. Looking around I see that I’m still at Justin’s apartment.
Shit!
I have work today. I shoot up, the panic of waking up late running rampant through my body.
“Woah, where’s the fire?” He rubs the sleep out of his eyes and I take a moment to admire how cute he looks.
Just a moment though because I’m still late as all hell. “Sorry, late for work, I gotta go. Last night was great. Text me later.” I have my clothes on and am flying out the door before he can even reply.
I break all speed limits as I race to the apartment and when I basically fall through the door, Dani and Melanie are standing there and immediately start to laugh at me.
“So not funny, I need to do the princess face in like ten minutes.” I grunt as I grab my makeup bag. I start to hastily apply all of the layers of makeup needed even though I never washed it off last night.
“Damn, was it that good girl?” Dani appears over my shoulder.
“What the hell are you talking about?” I don’t even stop what I’m doing to look at her.
“I mean the fact that your leggings are on backwards.” She starts to laugh as I look down and realize that she’s right.
See, this is why I should have plenty of time to get dressed, because I’m an idiot. “Whatever, I’ll fix them in a minute.” I finish off my makeup knowing it’s not the best, but it’s passable. After that, I take my pants off putting them on the right way this time. “Let’s go, bitches.”
I pass my two friends who are still giggling like bimbos.
Once we get into the car and I pull away Dani turns to me. “Okay, spill.”
“A lady never kisses and tells,” I say, not even glancing over at her.
She laughs. “Yeah, well you haven’t been a lady since freshman year if I remember correctly. So, spill.”
I look at her in shock. “Ugh, I hate you.” Neither of them says a word and I know that I’m not getting out of this without telling them. “Fine. It was great, like blow my mind best sex I’ve had in a while.”
They squeal and I just shake my head.
“You sure you’ll be able to walk around all day after getting banged?” Dani shoots at me before getting out of the car.
“I don’t know why I like you.” I narrow my eyes at her.
“Because I’m awesome.” She walks off toward the fairy costumes without a care.
I glare at the stupid ball gown so not wanting to put it on today. My phone dings and I look at it to see a text from Justin.
Text me if you want some more big boy sauce.
I swear he is relentless. It still makes me laugh though. I text him back letting him know that I get off work late tonight but that I’ll let him know how I feel later.
I eventually break down and put the stupid dress on along with the demon heels that hate my feet. Just another day in Dreamland, the happiest place on earth.
Today, first on my agenda is a parade. This is my least favorite part of the job. It’s miles through the park of constant waving, smiling, and pretending like Prince Charming isn’t a dickhead. I should get a damn Oscar for the performances I put on with him, during our relationship and now. I honestly don’t know what I ever saw in him. I think it’s because I was never part of the popular crowd and that’s exactly what he was. He was the guy all the boys wanted to be and all the girls wanted to date, and he wanted me.
By the time the parade is over my arm feels like it might fall off. I didn’t sleep much last night, which really was a good thing, so I’m super tired. All I want right now is to take my lunch and maybe use the half hour for a power nap; food is overrated when it comes to sleep.
As I’m walking toward the staff area I can’t help but see Jeremy once again engaged in a disgusting make out session. Except it isn’t even Tonya, this girl is new and I haven’t learned her name yet. Poor girl has no idea what she’s getting herself into.
Not watching where I’m going I collide with someone almost losing my balance. Looking up I’m stopped dead in my tracks. It can’t be. My luck cannot be this bad. I take in the fake wig with dreadlocks, the dirty tattered costume and the guy liner.
“Hey there, funny seeing you here,” Justin says to me with a smile.
He’s a fucking pirate?!
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ExEs & Hos
A Romantic Comedy
by Danielle Jamie
Copyright
Exes and Hos
Exes and Hos is a work of fiction. Names, places, and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously.
2016 Danielle Jamie eBook edition
Copyright © 2016 Danielle Jamie Wright
All Rights Reserved
Chapter One
Exes & Hos, May 28th 2016
I’m officially done with men!
Well real, warm-blooded men that is. From now on the only men who’ll be stealing my heart and giving me BIG O’s are the fictional type.
I know all of you readers follow my blog to read my book reviews and stay up to date on what books are coming out next. But I’m shaking things up a bit today. Today I’m writing a blog post about my train wreck of a love life.
This, my reader friends, is why I get lost in books. I’m at the point in my life where I’d much rather spend my free hours lost in a book while relaxing on a blanket in Central Park, than waste my time out on a date with a douchebag disguised as my dream boyfriend.
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