Summa Risus: Collected Non-Fiction

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by R. A. Lafferty


  When we now write that the Goths did such a thing, we use a short form. It is understood that we mean “It is the legend that they did such a thing.”

  The Goths remained but six days in Rome, a city from which all the fire had gone, a dead town of empty-eyed people watching mutely. There was no great slaughter, only the deaths of such misled men as chose to resist, who did not understand that it was all ended. The Goths took few lives, but they took much else—all the wealth they could carry, five hundred wagon loads of loot. It was the gold and jewels of Rome, the fine ornaments and the art; and they carried it away to the south when they left.

  There is a legend within a legend that it turned to ashes, that the boxes of it when opened later for examination held only cinders, and were so abandoned. But the great known pieces have been turning up ever since in every land where the Goths went, and they went everywhere. The pieces are in the still preserved crowns of the later kingdoms and in their crown jewels, in the museums and in private vaults. They have a life of their own, and all of them did not turn to ashes. They represented the secret golden hoards of Europe for the next thousand years.

  The Goths left a garrison in Rome and went into south Italy. They were in a daze. They had fulfilled one aspect of their old destiny: they had killed Rome and been revenged on her. Nobody doubted that now she was dead, who had come living through more serious things. The Goths had a rational program to take the provinces of Sicily and Africa and so have a key to all the resources of the Empire. But this rational program was only an excuse; it was a homing instinct that drew them south. Elements of the Goths had come from one of these two provinces many centuries before, and they felt the call to return.

  They built a great fleet in South Italy, and the first ships of it went to sea. There arose then a tempest more severe than any that is recorded in history, for this was a thing outside such bounds. Waves more than three hundred feet high, and bearing whole islands and towns on their crests, shattered the fleet. And every time thereafter that the Goths laid even one keel for a new fleet, the great waves came ashore, even into the hills and forests, and destroyed their work. They would not be allowed to go home. They must wander.

  Alaric died of a fever in the same year, three months after the taking of Rome. He was buried (it is the legend that he was buried) in the bed of the River Busento, which torrent was said to have been diverted from its bed and a great mausoleum built for Alaric. He was placed there with all the treasure, and the Busento River turned into its bed once more to flow over him. Thereupon the slaves who had performed this labor were killed, that the secret of the place might not be found.

  It has not been found, and there is likely no such place; but Italians still come on holiday and wade and drag the river; and of late years they use ticking instruments that might indicate the presence of golden metal, should they be the lucky ones.

  Three stories are told of the end of Stairnon the Valkyrie, two of them unlikely, and one of them most probable. The first is that she expected that Alaric, like Christ, would rise from the dead on the third day; and that she killed herself with sword when he did not. The second is that she had herself immured alive in the mausoleum with the dead Alaric; and that she is alive there yet, her keening still to be heard above the thunder on stormy nights.

  The third story is that she acquired land and slaves in South Italy and remained there as a great estate proprietor through a long lifetime, that she wore always the long bull whip coiled about her arm as she had in Little Moesia, and that she became somewhat unbending and cruel in her later years. The latter account is from Hafras who visited her, on such estate and in such condition, many years after the death of Alaric.

  The horrible double fratricide that came to the Balthi family after the death of Alaric is like a murky dream inside a dream. Athaulf, in possession of Galla Placidia taken at the conquest of Rome, had in turn been possessed by her, and had married her. He became by this the brother-in-law of the shadowy Emperor Honorius. Athaulf and Galla Placidia then began, too late and with insufficient base, a sincere attempt to restore the Empire, not realizing that it was dead forever. Athaulf now bore the title of King of the Goths, and he took the field against the pretender Emperor Constantine, who was now actually the King of Gaul. It was an inconsequential campaign of the Low Middle Ages, and had nothing to do with the vanished Empire.

  Sarus, coming still to kill his brother Athaulf, found him in South France, and attacked him in the last of his memorable charges. Once more Sarus rode furiously with less than one hundred men, calling out his intent in a loud voice in broad daylight, and launching into the middle of thousands of guards. Athaulf stood, as he had once before near Ravenna, waiting with black laughter, which, it is said, turned to fear in an instant when Sarus cut a path impossibly to the very core of the guard.

  But Sarus had horse killed under him, and was himself driven clear through the upper body with lance as he continued his charge on foot. But it took eight men to pinion the dying lion as he still came on in fury; and it was not till he was so held that Athaulf came and sank his great fingers into his brother's throat.

  Athaulf continued to throttle Sarus long after he was dead; till long after dark, it is said, when everyone had left them. Then he gave the body of Sarus to the dogs.

  Singerich came one year later. It had taken that time for the news to come to him in Constantinople, and for himself to come and find Athaulf. He found him in Spain, in what is now Barcelona, and killed him; how he killed him is not known.

  Singerich himself then reigned as King of the Goths—for seven days. The second brother had been killed for the murder of the first, and the third must follow. Singerich, after his one week's reign, was in turn murdered by an unnamed partisan of Athaulf. There followed as King of the Goths a man named Vallia, a more distant cousin from among the Balthi family. And there followed a hundred other Gothic kings in a dozen kingdoms for a thousand years. By the time that the remembered name Athaulf had evolved into its modern form of Adolph, the Goths had themselves so evolved and been assimilated that no one could say who was Goth and who was not.

  But we are all Goths, for all that, whoever we are; which is to say, Outlanders. And like the Goth Sarus we still owe loyalty to an Empire, but we no longer know of what the Empire consists. We are still bound by the statement of Stilicho that the highest duty in the World is the proper ordering of the World. There will be, and are, other worlds; and perhaps it is not a terrible thing that a world should end. But we are still in admiration at the great corpse of it.

  Table of Contents

  The World's Narration

  The Ten Thousand Masks of the World

  Great Awkward Gold

  Something New Under the Black Suns

  More Worlds Than One?

  For a Little Bit of Gold

  Riddle-Writers of the Isthmus

  Through the Red Fire

  Tell It Funny, Og

  Rare Earths and Pig-Weeds

  The Gathering of the Tribes

  The Day After the World Ended

  It's Down the Slippery Cellar Stairs

  Shape of the S.F. Story

  Review: Some Things Dark and Dangerous

  Review: Tales of the Natural and the Supernatural

  Review: Mysteries of Time and Space

  Tolkien as Christian

  Review: Again, Dangerous Visions

  Review: The White House Transcripts

  Review: The Last Western

  Review: Sioux Trail

  The Case of the Moth-Eaten Magician

  True Believers (Verse Statement)

  That Moon Plaque

  True Believers (Prose Statement)

  Introduction (Ringing Changes)

  Memoir (About a Secret Crocodile)

  Memoir (Nine Hundred Grandmothers)

  Afterword (Land Of The Great Horses)

  How I Wrote “Continued On Next Rock”

  Letter ( Science Fiction Review #18)

>   Notes From the Golden Age

  Cover

  Prologues

  CHAPTER ONE - All About Goths

  CHAPTER TWO - About Alaric of Balthi

  CHAPTER THREE - Of the School for Generals

  CHAPTER FOUR - Of Master General and Boy Giant

  CHAPTER FIVE - Being a History of the World

  CHAPTER SIX - About Little Moesia

  CHAPTER SEVEN - Of Gothic Lightning and Frankish Thunder

  CHAPTER EIGHT - As Good a Graveyard as Any

  CHAPTER NINE - Of the Return of East and West

  CHAPTER TEN - Of the Game Named King

  CHAPTER ELEVEN - Of Kings in the Day of Their Blessing

  CHAPTER TWELVE - Of Res Romana

  CHAPTER THIRTEEN - Of the Goth in the Mirror

  CHAPTER FOURTEEN - Of Pollentia and Verona

  CHAPTER FIFTEEN - Of the Seven Waves

  CHAPTER SIXTEEN - Of the Death of an Oak

  CHAPTER SEVENTEEN - Of the Empire Misplaced

  CHAPTER EIGHTEEN - The Day the World Ended

  CHAPTER NINETEEN - Which Is Epilogue

 

 

 


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