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by Easy To Kill (lit)


  Slowly she raised her face from her hands.

  Her face troubled him. She looked as though

  she were returning from some far-off world, as though she had difficulty in adjusting herself

  to the world of now and here.

  Luke said, rather inadequately, "I say, you're--you're all right, aren't you?"

  It was a minute or two before she answered--as

  though she still had not quite

  come back from that far-off world that had

  held her. Luke felt that his words had to

  travel a long way before they reached her.

  Then she said, "Of course I'm all right.

  Why shouldn't I be?" And now her voice

  was sharp and almost hostile.

  Luke grinned. "I'm hanged if I know. I

  got the wind-up about you suddenly."

  "Why?"

  "Mainly, I think, because of the melodramatic

  atmosphere in which I'm living at

  present. It makes me see things out of all

  proportion. If I lose sight of you for an hour

  or two, I naturally assume that the next thing

  will be to find your gory corpse in a ditch. It

  would be, in a play or a book."

  "Heroines are never killed," said Bridget.

  "No, but--" Luke stopped just in time.

  "What were you going to say?"

  "Nothing."

  Thank goodness, he had just stopped himself

  in time. One couldn't very well say to an

  attractive young woman, "But you're not the

  heroine."

  Bridget went on, "They are abducted, imprisoned, left to die of sewer gas or be

  drowned in cellars; they are always in danger, but they don't ever die."

  "Nor even fade away," said Luke. He

  went on, "So this is the Witches' Meadow?"

  "Yes."

  He looked down at her. "You only need a

  broomstick," he said kindly.

  "Thank you. Mr. Ellsworthy said much

  the same."

  "I met him just now," said Luke.

  "Did you talk to him at all?"

  "Yes. I think he tried to annoy me."

  "Did he succeed?"

  "His methods were rather childish." He

  paused, and then went on abruptly, "He's

  an odd sort of fellow. One minute you think

  he's just a mess, and then suddenly one wonders

  if there isn't a bit more to it than that."

  Bridget looked up at him. "You've felt

  that too?"

  "You agree, then?"

  "Yes." Luke waited. Bridget said, "There's something--odd about him. I've

  been wondering, you know. I lay awake last

  night racking my brains. About the whole

  business. It seemed to me that if there was

  a--a killer about, I ought to know who it

  was. I mean, living down here, and all that.

  I thought and thought, and it came to this--

  if there is a killer, he must definitely be

  mad."

  Thinking of what Doctor Thomas had

  said, Luke asked: "You don't think that a

  murderer can be as sane as you or I?"

  "Not this kind of a murderer. As I see it, this murderer must be crazy. And that, you

  see, brought me straight to Ellsworthy. Of

  all the people down here, he's the only one

  who is definitely queer. He is queer, you

  can't get away from it!"

  Luke said doubtfully, "There are a good

  many of his sort--dilettantes, poseurs--usually

  quite harmless."

  "Yes. But I think there might be a little

  more than that. He's got such nasty hands."

  "You noticed that? Funny, I did too!"

  "They're not just white, they're green."

  "They do give one that effect. All the

  same, you can't convict a man of being a

  murderer because of the color of his flesh."

  "Oh, quite. What we want is evidence."

  "Evidence," growled Luke. "Just the one

  thing that's absolutely lacking. The man's

  been too careful. A careful murderer! A careful

  lunatic!"

  "I've been trying to help," said Bridget.

  "With Ellsworthy, you mean?"

  "Yes. I thought I could probably tackle

  him better than you could. I've made a beginning."

  "Tell me."

  "Well, it seems that he has a kind of little

  coterie--a band of nasty friends. They come

  down here from time to time and celebrate."

  "Do you mean what are called nameless

  orgies?"

  "I don't know about nameless but certainly

  orgies. Actually, it all sounds very silly

  and childish."

  "I suppose they worship the devil and do

  obscene dances."

  "Something of the kind. Apparently they

  get a kick out of it."

  "I can contribute something to this," said

  Luke. "Tommy Pierce took part in one of

  their ceremonies. He was an acolyte. He had

  a red cassock."

  "So he knew about it?"

  "Yes. And that might explain his death."

  "You mean he talked about it?"

  "Yes--or he may have tried a spot of

  quiet blackmail."

  Bridget said thoughtfully, "I know it's all

  fantastic, but it doesn't seem quite so fantastic

  when applied to Ellsworthy as it does to

  anyone else."

  "No, I agree. The thing becomes just conceivable

  instead of being ludicrously unreal."

  "We've got a connection with two of the

  victims," said Bridget. "Tommy Pierce and

  Amy Gibbs."

  "Where do the publican and Humbleby

  come in?"

  "At the moment, they don't."

  "Not the publican. But I can imagine a

  motive for Humbleby's removal. He was a

  doctor and he may have tumbled to Ellsworthy's

  abnormal state."

  "Yes, that's possible."

  Then Bridget laughed. "I did my stuff

  pretty well this morning. My psychic possibilities

  are grand, it seems, and when I told

  how one of my great-great-grandmothers had

  a near escape of being burnt for witchcraft, my stock went soaring up. I rather think

  that I shall be invited to take part in the

  orgies at the next meeting of the Satanic

  Games, whenever that may be."

  Luke said, "Bridget, for God's sake, be

  careful." She looked at him, surprised. He

  got up. "I met Humbleby's daughter just

  now. We were talking about Miss Fullerton.

  And the Humbleby girl said that Miss

  Fullerton had been worried about you."

  Bridget, in the act of rising, stopped as

  though frozen into immobility. "What's that?

  Miss Fullerton worried--about me."

  "That's what Rose Humbleby said."

  "Rose Humbleby said that?"

  "Yes."

  "What more did she say?"

  "Nothing more."

  "Are you sure?"

  "Quite sure."

  There was a pause, then Bridget said, "I

  see."

  "Miss Fullerton was worried about

  Humbleby, and he died. Now I hear she was

  worried about you--"

  Bridget laughed. She stood up and shook

  her head, so that her long black hair flew

  out round her head. "Don't worry," she said.

  "The devil looks after his own."

 
Eleven

  he leaned back in his chair on the other £ of the bank manager's table. "Well, that

  ms very satisfactory," he said. "I'm afraid s been taking up a lot of your time."

  ^ir. Jones waved a deprecating hand. His

  all, dark, plump face wore a happy ex;ssion.

  "No, indeed, Mr. Fitzwilliam. This

  a quiet spot, you know. We are always

  d to see a stranger."

  'It's a fascinating part of the world," said he . "Full of superstitions."

  ^ir. Jones sighed and said it took a long ie for education to eradicate superstition. he remarked that he thought education

  s too highly rated nowadays, and Mr.

  ies was slightly shocked by the statement. 'Lord Easterfield," he said, "has been a

  idsome benefactor here. He realizes the

  advantages under which he himself suf-

  Nero, Nero, Nero!" Again the protuberant

  eyes stared at Luke. But this time there was

  more to follow. Major Horton said, "Excuse

  me, Mr. Fitzwilliam, isn't it?"

  "Yes."

  "Horton here--Major Horton. Believe I'm

  going to meet you tomorrow up at the Manor.

  Tennis party. Miss Conway very kindly asked

  me. Cousin of yours, isn't she?"

  "Yes."

  "Thought so. Soon spot a new face down

  here, you know." Here a diversion occurred, the two bulldogs advancing upon a nondescript

  white mongrel. "Augustus! . . . Nero!

  Come here, sir! Come here, I say!" When

  Augustus and Nero had finally reluctantly

  obeyed the command. Major Horton returned

  to the conversation. Luke was patting

  Nelly, who was gazing up at him sentimentally.

  "Nice bitch, that, isn't she?" said the

  Major. "I like bulldogs. I've always had 'em.

  Prefer 'em to any other breed. My place is

  just near here, come in and have a drink."

  Luke accepted and the two men walked

  together while Major Horton held forth on

  the subject of dogs and the inferiority of all

  other breeds to that which he himself preferred.

  Luke heard of the prizes Nelly had

  won, of the infamous conduct of a judge in

  awarding Augustus merely a Highly Commended, and of the triumphs of Nero in the

  show ring.

  By then they had turned in at the Major's

  gate. He opened the front door, which was

  not locked, and the two men passed into the

  house. Leading the way into a small, slightly

  doggy-smelling room lined with bookshelves, Major Horton busied himself with the drinks.

  Luke looked round him. There were photographs

  of dogs, copies of the Field and Country

  Life, and a couple of well-worn armchairs.

  Silver cups were arranged round the bookcases.

  There was one oil painting over the

  mantlepiece. "My wife," said the Major, looking up from the siphon and noting the

  direction of Luke's glance. "Remarkable

  woman. A lot of character in her face, don't

  you think?"

  "Yes, indeed," said Luke, looking at the

  late Mrs. Horton. She was represented in a

  pink satin dress and was holding a bunch of

  lilies of the valley. Her brown hair was parted

  in the middle and her lips were pressed

  grimly together. Her eyes, of a cold gray, looked out ill-temperedly at the beholder.

  "A remarkable woman," said the Major, handing a glass to Luke. "She died over a

  year ago. I haven't been the same man since."

  "No?" said Luke, a little at a loss to know

  what to say.

  "Sit down," said the Major, waving a hand

  toward one of the leather chairs. He himself

  took the other one and, sipping his whisky

  and soda, he went on: "No, I haven't been

  the same man since."

  "You must miss her," said Luke awkwardly.

  Major Horton shook his head darkly.

  "Fellow needs a wife to keep him up to

  scratch," he said. "Otherwise he gets slack--

  yes, slack. He lets himself go."

  "But surely--"

  "My boy, I know what I'm talking about.

  Mind you, I'm not saying marriage doesn't

  come hard on a fellow at first. It does. Fellow

  says to himself, 'Damn it all,' he says, 'I

  can't call my soul my own!' But he gets

  broken in. It's all discipline."

  Luke thought that Major Horton's married

  life must have been more like a military

  campaign than an idyl of domestic bliss.

  "Women," soliloquized the Major, "are a

  rum lot. It seems sometimes that there's no

  pleasing them. But, by jove, they keep a

  man up to the mark." Luke preserved a

  respectful silence. "You married?" inquired

  the Major.

  "No."

  "Ah, well, you'll come to it. And mind

  you, my boy, there's nothing like it."

  "It's always cheering," said Luke, "to hear

  someone speak well of the marriage state.

  Especially in these days of easy divorce."

  "Pah!" said the Major. "Young people

  make me sick. No stamina, no endurance.

  They can't stand anything. No fortitude!"

  Luke itched to ask why such exceptional

  fortitude should be needed, but he controlled

  himself.

  "Mind you," said the major, "Lydia was a

  woman in a thousand--in a thousand! Everyone

  here respected and looked up to her."

  "Yes?"

  "She wouldn't stand any nonsense. She'd

  got a way of fixing a person with her eye, and the person wilted--just wilted. Some of

  these half-baked girls who call themselves

  servants nowadays. They think you'll put up

  with any insolence. Lydia soon showed them!

  Do you know, we had fifteen cooks and

  house-parlormaids in one year. Fifteen!"

  Luke felt that this was hardly a tribute to

  Mrs. Norton's domestic management, but

  since it seemed to strike his host differently, he merely murmured some vague remark.

  "Turned 'em out neck and crop, she did, if

  they didn't suit."

  "Was it always that way about?" asked

  Luke.

  "Well, of course, a lot of them walked out

  on us. A good riddance--that's what Lydia

  used to say!"

  "A fine spirit," said Luke. "But wasn't it

  sometimes rather awkward?"

  "Oh, I didn't mind turning to and putting

  my hand to things," said Horton. "I'm a

  pretty fair cook and I can lay a fire with

  anyone. I've never cared for washing up, but

  of course it's got to be done; you can't get

  away from that."

  Luke agreed that you couldn't. He asked

  whether Mrs. Horton had been good at domestic

  work. "I'm not the sort of fellow to

  let his wife wait on him," said Major Horton.

  "And anyway, Lydia was far too delicate to

  do any housework."

  "She wasn't strong then?"

  Major Horton shook his head. "She had

  wonderful spirit. She wouldn't give in. But

  what the woman suffered! And no sympathy

  from the doctors either. Doctors are callous

  brutes. They only understand downright

  physical pain. Anything out of the ordinary

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nbsp; is beyond most of them. Humbleby, for in

  stance; everyone seemed to think he was a good doctor."

  "You don't agree?"

  "The man was an absolute ignoramus.

  Knew nothing of modem discoveries. Doubt

  if he'd ever heard of a neurosis! He understands

  measles and mumps and broken

  bones, all right, I suppose. But nothing else.

  Had a row with him in the end. He didn't

  understand Lydia's case at all. I gave it to

  him straight from the shoulder and he didn't

  like it. Got huffed and backed right out.

  Said I could send for any other doctor I

  chose. After that, we had Thomas."

  "You liked him better?"

  "Altogether a much cleverer man. If anyone

  could have pulled her through her last

  illness, Thomas would have done it. As a

  matter of fact, she was getting better, but

  she had a sudden relapse."

  "Was it painful?"

  "H'm, yes. Gastritis. Acute pain, sickness, all the rest of it. How that poor woman

  suffered! She was a martyr, if there ever was

  one. And a couple of hospital nurses in the

  house who were about as sympathetic as a

  brace of grandfather clocks. The patient this'

  and 'the patient that.' " The Major shook his

  head and drained his glass. "Can't stand hos-

  pital nurses! So smug. Lydia insisted they

  were poisoning her. That wasn't true, of

  course--a regular sick fancy; lots of people

  have it, so Thomas said--but there was this

  much truth behind it--those women disliked

  her. That's the worst of women--always

  down on their own sex."

  "I suppose," said Luke, feeling that he

  was putting it awkwardly, but not seeing

  how to put it better, "that Mrs. Horton had

  a lot of devoted friends in Wychwood?"

  "People were very kind," said the Major, somewhat grudgingly. "Easterfield sent down

  grapes and peaches from his hothouses. And

  the old tabbies used to come and sit with

  her. Honoria Waynflete and Lavinia Fullerton."

  "Miss

  Fullerton came often, did she?"

  "Yes. Regular old maid, but a kind creature!

  Very worried about Lydia, she was.

  Used to inquire into the diet and the medicines.

  All kindly meant, you know, but what

  I call a lot of fuss." Luke nodded comprehendingly.

  "Can't stand fuss," said the

  Major. "Too many women in this place. Difficult

  to get a decent game of golf."

 

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